Tag: Samson Racioppi

Cop Block Chuds Call Cops On Turtleboy Claiming We Assaulted Them, NOT GAY Straight Pride Parade Samson Befriends Them, Predicts Turtleboy’s Demise

Merrimack Valley Turtle Bae / July 25, 2019

All day long we’ve been getting updates that two Turtleboy famous cop block chuds have been teaming up with…

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Turtleboy Investigates

Veiled Threats, Cease And Desist Letters, And Violent Felons, Oh My! Investigating The Straight Pride Parade Pansies Who Just Can’t Let Their Butthurt Die

Turtleboy / July 22, 2019

It’s been pretty busy for the fine folks over at ‘Super Happy Fun America’ organizing the straight pride parade since…

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Dear John Hugo And Samson Racioppi Of Super Happy Fun America: I’m Sorry We Made You So Super Unhappy Butthurt

Turtleboy / July 14, 2019

Dear John Hugo And Samson Racioppi: I hope this blog finds you well, and not engaged in a feverish rage-circle-jerk…

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The Straight Pride Parade Organizers Came On Live, Whined About Being Oppressed, Said They Get Laid Twice A Day, Insisted They’re Not Trolling, Walked Off The Show

Uncle Turtleboy / July 13, 2019

Bristol and Bret invited two of the organizers of the upcoming straight pride parade, former congressional candidate John Hugo…

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