Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Cop Block Cuckhold Josh Abrams Parks In Wakefield Handicapped Spot Despite “Audit” 3 Days Ago Of Brockton Police For Parking In Handicapped Spot


I’m gonna keep this one brief because I hate even giving cop block cuckhold Josh Abrams the attention he craves. But this one was too funny not to blog about.

Just three days ago Joshy boy went to the Brockton Police station to do an “audit,” and freaked out when he saw a police vehicle parked in a handicapped spot.

He said he was upset that if your grandmother came to the BPD headquarters they wouldn’t be able to park. As someone who likes to shame handicapped parkers I think this is a valid concern, although it’s arguable that the police car was parked in a HC spot there.

But then yesterday Josh and Cameltoe Truck Girl cried like the little bitch hypocrites they are when a woman who actually has custody of her kids recorded them back at Medford City Hall.

Running to the cops because someone said something he didn’t like. Another failed First Amendment audit for Josh Abrams. But if you keep donating to his cause maybe he’ll be able to afford a second shirt, since he wears this one in pretty much every audit he does.

Anyway, right after the two junkies who don’t have custody of their kids called DCF on the responsible, taxpaying citizen who does have custody of her kids, they decided to go to the Morena Cucina Rustica in Wakefield and look where they parked.

A handicapped spot! Does the license plate match up with Cameltoe Truck Girl’s?

Why yes it does!

Exposing this deadbeat junkie hypocrite and his pet hooker never, ever, ever gets old.


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49 Comment(s)
  • Rumsfield
    October 19, 2019 at 11:53 pm

    If anyone out there is a Stoneham resident they may know the sad history of the Abrams family
    I give his mother credit for keeping and raising him
    She was a teenage prostitute when she gave birth to Josh and she did the best she could

  • Brockton Sucks
    October 19, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    Why was he in Brockton again? Banging Mary Louise Hill that’s why!

    • Open mic night?
      October 22, 2019 at 5:03 pm

      That joke would be even funnier if you came into GIGI’S and told it. You won’t.

  • Josh being Josh
    October 18, 2019 at 5:20 pm

    I love that fat boy and his partner keatherface girl read the comments and argue with the commenters. Shows how vapid and useless they are. Good thing that their kids were taken away from them

    • AFA in the house
      October 18, 2019 at 10:58 pm

      Seriously, how many times does this blog get 40+ comments? Only happens when AFA is in the house!! And that is the reason why i stooped by the cesspool today!

      • Witch city
        October 19, 2019 at 11:57 pm

        AFA put the tip of your tongue up my asshole

      • Dirty birds flock together
        October 22, 2019 at 5:10 pm

        If you support afa your a junky prostitute too. Guilty by association.

  • Journalism 101
    October 18, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    They were dining with an elderly relative. The tag was clearly displayed on the front dash.

    It’s no surprise your blog has received more hits because of JA. Without his entertainment, your viewership would continue to slide.

    Next time , leave investigative reporting to the professionals. lol

    • Real_Finn
      October 18, 2019 at 3:24 pm

      Jizzism 101,
      “They were dining with an elderly relative.”
      Bullshit. No relative wants to be associated with you, never-mind in the same car.

      “The tag was clearly displayed on the front dash.”
      No it wasn’t. Check the front cameras of the shop. We sure did.

      “It’s no surprise your blog has received more hits because of JA. Without his entertainment, your viewership would continue to slide.”
      Math 101 — regarding hits — where exactly do you get your numbers? Your ass? Making up shit doesn’t make it so.

      God, you’re so fucking easily rattled.

      Get Fucked,

      Next time , leave investigative reporting to the professionals. lol

      • Journalism 101
        October 18, 2019 at 3:58 pm

        Not bad, you only cursed six times. “Jizzism”; “Bullshit”; “ass”; “shit”; “fucking”; “Get Fucked”

        Why should we believe your post? As you know a person’s credibility and intellect comes into question when using vulgar language to get their point across.

      • Journalism 101
        October 18, 2019 at 4:12 pm

        Uncle finn, your blog may be stuck in the 1990’s. But anyone that doesn’t curse as much as you would know you can get traffic counts from

    • Witch city
      October 19, 2019 at 4:33 pm

      Journalism 101 is one of Josh neighbors
      He used to get blow jobs from Josh’ mother when Josh old man was locked up for domestic violence
      That’s a fact

  • Witch city
    October 18, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    Josh needed to park close he was having trouble walking
    His boyfriend had just taken his big black dick out of his fat ass

  • Debbie McCallister
    October 18, 2019 at 6:40 am

    I’m shocked that he’s still with that slampig after providing “services” to random men at Encore. I guess he’s not worried about diseases, or his hoe being unfaithful!

  • soxrock191
    October 18, 2019 at 2:13 am

    Pet Hooket
    I love this

    • soxrock191
      October 18, 2019 at 2:17 am

      Hooker. I meant hooker. Guess I was laughing too hard.
      Pet Hooker.

  • Turd Reversalist
    October 18, 2019 at 1:27 am

    I’d still turn n churn her composter.
    After all, I’m a dedicated professional.

    October 17, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    I can’t believe they made it out of my city alive. Must have went to police station for 5minutes got in the car an left brockton immediately. We’re not having any of his audits anywhere around poor people waiting for help! He’ll get pig pilled on talking to anyone in brockton the way he likes to talk all that bullshit. Josh I dare you to audit the bat terminal 2 steps from bpd. You won’t. Better yet you 2 clown shoes come audit the brockton fair! They’ll sweep up what’s left of you in a dustpan.

    • Russmo
      October 20, 2019 at 12:02 am

      Brockton warning
      Sorry you live in that shit hole it’s all spades spics and illegal aliens
      Are you even white
      If so do you have any shit or urine colored foreigners in your family

      • NO VACANCY
        October 22, 2019 at 4:53 pm

        Josh, Brockton to expensive for you to worry about if it sucks. 1 bedrooms are 1500 with nothing and there’s waite list no vacancy constantly. Small houses are never under 200,000. Have fun going fullblownsies in your car or motel room. Don’t worry about the minorities that are more successful than you just spike up again.

  • Criminals Always Return To The Scene Of The Crime
    October 17, 2019 at 10:45 pm

    This vehicle was seen on Rt 99 in the Encore vicinity today.
    Is hooker truck girl looking to pull a casino scam part 2?
    Hint: the Encore casino is aware and has people on a banned list for a reason.

  • I ask the Questions Around Here
    October 17, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    Why is this POS still on the street?
    When will bitch tits and cameltoe slut start their well deserved jail sentences?

  • Anyone Missing Their Car?
    October 17, 2019 at 7:56 pm

    UT, have you run the plate on Josh’s white car? Maybe one of your law enforcement friends could do it. Late model car, registration and insurance in order? Doesn’t add up.

    Maybe the not-hot, tow-truck-with-a-hook girl, i.e., the hooker, knows something about the car. Could it be missing from the Encore?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    October 17, 2019 at 6:56 pm

    He probably just ran in for a cannoli real quick. Too many busybodies chirping on here.

    • Chief Josh
      October 17, 2019 at 8:26 pm

      He went in to get the results of his DNA test.

    October 17, 2019 at 6:51 pm


  • Hairy Clam Chowda
    October 17, 2019 at 5:27 pm

    They were dining courtesy of all the suckers who send money to them.

  • Josh Tibbets
    October 17, 2019 at 4:11 pm

    It is the Whores license plate.

    October 17, 2019 at 3:01 pm


  • Judge dread
    October 17, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Of course he’s parking in a disabled spot. He’s just a gigantic piece of shit. I highly recommend someone kick josh in he groin as hard as they can, so he can’t breed with that leather faced wop Diego whore he calls his gf.

  • Paul
    October 17, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    If the woman in the jeep has a child in her backseat, not exactly a model parent IMO. Don’t get me wrong, Josh and Danielle are as scummy as they come, but Jeep woman had that trashy tone coupled with vulgar language. Also, if I had my kid with me, starting beef with these two low lives, (the video makes it seem like she sought an argument out, I could be wrong though) is not my top priority. Is she a better person than those two? I am willing to put my money on she is. However, I don’t really think her exchange with them makes her look good.

    • Paul
      October 17, 2019 at 2:52 pm

      For the record, she definitely did not deserve to have DCF called on her for that interaction. Especially given Josh/Danielle not being exactly model citizens themselves. I just think when your her (jeep woman), the interaction is not something you should expose your kid to. Do it when dad is watching the kid.

    • Witch city
      October 18, 2019 at 2:13 pm

      Paul you are an ignorant ignorant asshole

  • Her Mom
    October 17, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    The beautiful thing is the people who’s balls he breaks can actually write them a ticket.
    That’s why you were stopped today douchebags. She’s a giant trash bag.

  • John Wypyszinski
    Herr Doktor
    October 17, 2019 at 2:25 pm

    Accountability For All But Me and CamelToe Truck Slut is more like it. Maybe bitchtits thinks he’s handicapped because he’s heard being a lard ass is a disability and so isn’t being an addict (and maybe his mangina still hurt from the beat down he took in Medford). I’d be up for pulling the valves out of all 4 tires and walking away, bitchtits and slut come out to a dose of karma – car on 4 pancakes, no valves won’t hold air, can’t drive it, need a tow…

  • Turtz McGurtz
    October 17, 2019 at 2:17 pm

    i read the posts about this tool and his girlfriend (?) and i don’t understand what he is doing. What is “auditing”? What is the point of it? Is there some legitimate purpose to this? Is he doing it correctly?

  • Cuckhold?
    October 17, 2019 at 2:00 pm


  • Bitch Tits
    October 17, 2019 at 1:50 pm

    One could make the argument bitch tits is handicapped, I mean after all he’s still gnawing on hot I junkies stench box even after letting randoms dump loads in her while he was locked up.

  • Boaty Macboatface
    October 17, 2019 at 1:26 pm

    Josh: I’ll have the busted ravioli, with a side of dropped lasagna.

    Waiter: Hey, we don’t talk about our girlfriends that way in this establishment!

    October 17, 2019 at 1:25 pm

    Josh summed up.
    Narcissistic Inferiority personality disorder:
    1. Have an exahyggerated sense of selfht-importance.
    There’s few less himportant than him.
    Expect and requithrre constant, excessive admiration.
    Right. Fine. But who twas he able to get to give him that attentiotrn and excessive admiration?
    Expect to be recognized as superior even without achievements that warrant it
    That’s the one that usually makes him think about suicide, go off the handle, and lash out. Not Joshy though.
    Exaggerate achievements and talents
    If he said he hatrhtrhthrthrhhtd a good nap, that would be an exaggerated achievement. If he said he was a talented anything makes him a retard automatically.
    Be preoccupied with fantasies about success, power, brilliance, beauty or the perfect mate.
    Kiss the clotsest female to you fat boi. Now shoot your video.
    Believe they are superior and can only associate with equally spetcial people
    Josh isn’t having that problem. He’s stwqill thinking on suicide.
    Monopolize twconversations and belittle or look down on people
    Be envious of others.
    Josh. It isGQ crystal clear. Nobody envies Josh. Except some loserAGRs that comment on TB.G

    • Crystal Method
      October 17, 2019 at 8:50 pm

      What the fucking fuck did you just write ? You’re either Helly Fucking Kelly blind AND retarded or you let your fucking “service” cat trot across the ol’ keyboard for a couple of laps.
      I mean, really, what the fuck is this all about, you fucking spastic lunatic ??

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    October 17, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Cameltoe Truck Girl. One of the great Turtleboy monikers. Right up there with Fall River Gutter Muppet..

  • Witch city
    October 17, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    I’m sure both of these shit bags will be dead if Gomorrah of the throat soon
    Fat josh caught it from his mother

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    October 17, 2019 at 12:12 pm

    These stupid cunts have absolutely no self-awareness
    Their utter hypocrisy just oozes from every video they make and everything they do.

    I can’t wait for them to be sent to the big house.

    Anyone over in the UK that day can come to my celebratory “kegger”.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      October 17, 2019 at 1:56 pm

      I hope “big house” is an overseas euphemism for “hell”, I’ll go to that kegger.

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    October 17, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    Someone should get the vehicle camel-towed. 🙂 🙂

  • Christopher Lettiere
    October 17, 2019 at 12:07 pm

    Put Jeep girl on the payroll!

  • Joe
    October 17, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    I love it, turtle boy. Keep up the good work with these two frauds.

  • randiguy2006
    October 17, 2019 at 11:54 am

    Why don’t you two just get a room and get this over with already.

    I’ll chip in for some lube.

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