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Coronacunt Sprays Lysol In Face Of Leicester Walmart Employee Then Ubers Home After Being Told She Was Over The Ratchet Limit For Bottles

 

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I think we now have a winner for the most ratchet coronavirus story ever, and it’s out of the Leicester Walmart.


Not sure what the most ratchet part about this. The fact that she attempted to hoard Lysol, the fact that she sprayed it in a manager’s face, or the fact that her getaway car was an Uber.

A lot of people are understandably asking questions like, “shouldn’t Uber have records?”, and “how the hell did she pay for her shit after spraying a chick wit Lysol?”

According to an employee who left a comment on the LPD Facebook page there is a perfectly reasonable explanation.

“Alright I’ma set people straight ok. She went through the transaction finished then she got in a(n) argument and sprayed my manager. They can’t find her cause they need a warrant to search Uber records.”

My only question is if she was buying more than she was allowed to purchase, and then why was she allowed to finish the transaction? Or was she only able to purchase a couple bottles?

Either way, this is the most ratchet thing I’ve ever seen and she needs to be brought to justice. I’m sure they will find out this ratchet’s name quickly, but in the meantime I’m hoping a turtle rider out there recognizes this coronacunt so we can name and shame her first. Send me an email at [email protected] or message Clarence Wood Emerson on Facebook if you recognize her. Something tells me that Uber went in the direction of Webster Square. Just a guess.

 

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44 Comment(s)
  • Don't need no stinkin warrant
    April 8, 2020 at 12:52 am

    That Uber driver knows very well who this psycho simian is.
    Bet she gave 5 stars to buy their silence.
    Somebody mentioned her not wearing a mask. I can understand why she wasnt. It’d look like a screened in porch mounted on her face to accommodate those cock garage suction gasket lips.

  • Past time for a purge, race war, whatever you want to call it
    April 8, 2020 at 12:40 am

    When someone finally catches up with this scuzzy twunt, spray her in the face with Lysol but put a lighter in front of it.
    Burn her eyebrows and nappy moustache right off.
    Fucking entitled CroMagnog.

  • Now a national story
    April 7, 2020 at 12:57 pm

    I saw a link to “CBS local” (WBZ radio?) for this story on the Drudge Report this morning, with the same photo. Didn’t link to TB, but the comments were as off-color. Now a national story. One moment of idiocy and it’s national news.

  • TDF
    April 7, 2020 at 7:28 am

    Probably got to finish the transaction because she went through the self checkout, by the time they figured out what she was doing she was headed towards the door, so the manager tried to intervene.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 6, 2020 at 11:04 pm

    it should come as no surprise that this genetic maid committed germicide, making a clean getaway in an Uber, and leaving only a photo of a person wearing a black mask.

  • I see the future, and it's all ratchet
    April 6, 2020 at 9:43 pm

    Ahhh, here’s a rare picture of the Negress in all her splendor, complete with taxpayer paid I-Phone, and hair extensions…

  • Cherokee Lizzy Warren
    April 6, 2020 at 8:47 pm

    Spraying somebody in the face with Lysol is a form of thanking them in diverse cultures such as Satanism, Brazilian, Puerto Rican, Dominican, African etc. Think bout it this woman used her precious Lysol to clean the face and eyes of that cashier like the washing of feet with bukaki. Did anyone even notice the woman’s high cheek bones????? Dat is an act of love not hate. In Africa and the Caribbean this is normal you and the popo are the problem not her. #cheeseshopsareessentialbusiness

  • Say No to Nogs
    April 6, 2020 at 5:25 pm

    Look at Africa. Had hundreds of years to evolve. Have failed miserably. Expect different from these imports? Lowest on the IQ scale. Expect anything more?

  • Dave
    April 6, 2020 at 4:10 pm

    Is that Clive McFarland?

    • BeatTheWiggah
      April 6, 2020 at 4:26 pm

      Look at her – what a nasty, virus-loaded dirty little slutty SKANK.
      I bet she has a HUGE frontal orifice in more place than one.

    • Lol
      April 6, 2020 at 4:50 pm

      Clive…dats raciss

  • Walter "Any Snatch In A Crisis" Bird
    April 6, 2020 at 3:12 pm

    She or he got their cloth recycling shoplifting bag. I think she is hot.

    • BlackBitchGoodForNuttin
      April 6, 2020 at 4:11 pm

      She look typical of one of those nasty screaming bitches that always starts fights on the buses to Dudley Square – oops Nubian Square.

    • Politically correct
      April 6, 2020 at 8:53 pm

      The cloth recycling bags spread the virus more than other kinds. That’s why they are bringing back the reusable plastic bags. Political correctness will kill you.

      • Correction
        April 6, 2020 at 8:56 pm

        *the non-reusable plastic bags

  • spaulding
    April 6, 2020 at 3:03 pm

    faggot

  • Jack Mehoff
    April 6, 2020 at 2:10 pm

    What a douchebag !! No doubt that she will scream racism once she is finally found. She was probably buying the Lysol for that stinky monkey snatch of hers. Hopefully she is found and criminally charged soon. How many of “those people” can there be in Leicester???

    • David Duke
      April 6, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      No racism in Walmart but certainly some here…

      • President Trump
        April 6, 2020 at 3:31 pm

        Before you all jump on me, I denounce David Duke’s comments

      • whatevuh
        April 6, 2020 at 3:31 pm

        many of them get buses out there, that’s why there is so much crime at that particular Walmart

    • SkankyStinkBitch
      April 6, 2020 at 4:16 pm

      Leicester used to be nice. Now it is the sleazy, stinky overspill of the neegah part of Worcester.

  • I'm an ape
    April 6, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    Look at the lower jaw on that Sheboon. Coconut cracker comes to mind. She’d be right a home swinging from the bushes behind her.

    • LockHerUp
      April 6, 2020 at 4:19 pm

      She should be strung up naked, so we can laugh at her banana tits and then forced to drink the equivalent amount of that Lysol she sprayed.

    • BeatTheWiggah
      April 6, 2020 at 4:31 pm

      If she sucked your cock, the next day, you would have all these nasty cauliflower looking things growing on the head.

      • Spock
        April 6, 2020 at 4:54 pm

        Cauliflower dick infection, interesting Captain I’ll search the data records

        • Bones McCoy
          April 8, 2020 at 3:18 am

          I’ve never seen Tribbles reproduce so quickly. Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor, not a horticultural expert!

  • Aristotle Onassis
    April 6, 2020 at 1:59 pm

    Monday, April 6 2020.
    Kneegrows behaving badly. Wait until the Chimpout really begins.
    Better hope that they will all die off before the food runs out and the grocery stores close. Now off to trade in my 2017 Mercedes lease turn in and get a new 2020. Because I don’t give 1 fuck about ratchet dinges. The beaners better have it spotless before I pick it up.

  • Said Nobody
    April 6, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    Usually these folks are courteous and treat others well.

  • Emily
    April 6, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    This cashier was just trying to do her job. These people are on their feet all day and have to deal with some of the most entitled people . A simple THANK YOU to those on their feet waiting on us isn’t hard to do. Of course the woman with the lysol must feel like the rules don’t apply to her. Yet again the rules are for everyone . She is probably living on the taxpayers dime so that is what makes the difference.
    I hope the police catch this ratchet and she is charged. There’s no need for this behavior, ESPECIALLY NOW! They have to be just as frightened as the rest of us.

    • BeatTheWiggah
      April 6, 2020 at 4:22 pm

      Too bad she didn’t spray me. I would have rammed the bottle straight down her throat, employee or not.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 6, 2020 at 1:30 pm

    Have you seen the zookeepers that work at that Walmart? This broad probably did the cashier a big ol’ solid by washing her face for her. Hopefully “My 600lbs Life” was there to get this shit on tape.

    Fuck the both of them.

    • DudeRanchStripClub
      April 7, 2020 at 1:58 pm

      My most disliked comment to date. I am VERY proud, thank you, ya cunts.

  • Lee Ho
    April 6, 2020 at 1:14 pm

    I’m guessing she used self-checkout and was confronted after she paid.

  • Not all bad
    April 6, 2020 at 1:04 pm

    At least she wasn’t trying to get to the Cape.

  • Boston Irish
    April 6, 2020 at 12:55 pm

    The cashier was racist. That will be her excuse

    • Emily
      April 6, 2020 at 1:34 pm

      Unfortunately you are probably right. Famous go to line.

  • Deportopotamus
    April 6, 2020 at 12:43 pm

    This – times one hundred – is what retail workers now are going through every day. More often than not, it’s simply to get a bag of Funyuns and a Red Bull on EBT.

    Truly sad state of affairs.

    • Isaac Hunt
      April 6, 2020 at 4:35 pm

      That is why I carry a lead filled billy club in my back pocket, when I am working as a cashier

      • Fat pony
        April 6, 2020 at 6:46 pm

        So are you low IQ or pushing geriatric. Obviously someone with your mentality shouldn’t be allowed to have a ltc.

    • Nur M. Berg
      April 6, 2020 at 9:00 pm

      Right? FUCK that. I can’t imagine the hell those workers are having to go through, *serving* a sea of human shit during this crisis.

  • Forgot something
    April 6, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    And she’s not wearing a facemask. Maybe if the police just looked for the only person who’s not wearing one.

  • Judge Smails
    April 6, 2020 at 12:37 pm

    Ratchet Rollins, we’re waiting…

  • Jane Goodall
    April 6, 2020 at 12:24 pm

    When cornered and confronted this becomes a
    quite dangerous situation.

    • Isaac Hunt
      April 6, 2020 at 4:37 pm

      Yes – when cornered and confronted, she would act like a typical ape and chew your face off.

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