• Cosby Skid Drugs And Rapes 15 Year-Old. His Ex-Splooge Sponge Goes FREE MUH BABY DADDY Cuz He’s Swimming Willing Poon 



    You can’t blame him! His ex says the victim was a crazy whore! 

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    I always forget what a dump Connecticut is. 

    Matthew Pelham, 23, has been charged with drugging and raping a 15 year-old girl in the dugout of a baseball field. It’s a triple-whammy for the creepy looking wannabe pube thug as it takes a special kind of lurch to rape an underage girl after feeding her drugs. 


    Of course the chick he knocked up is taking to the NECN news article to defend his honor. 

    The whole thing is totally normal. 

    Which part gave the victim’s age away? The inability to buy booze? Her Facebook page? Maybe that she mysteriously disappeared during school hours? 

    We should totally take Amy’s word on it. After all, she frequently hangs out with the fifteen year-old! Even months after the teenager tried to fight her while pregnant they’re still buddies. They’re SO tight Amy even expects an honest answer when asking the victim if she’s boppin squiddles with her baby daddy! 

    The only one agreeing with her is Ryan Murray. He seems to have some experience in matters of being “falsely” accused of raping underage chicks. It wouldn’t surprise me if his nickname was “two dudes.” 


    You know, the only person I know that would look at this guy and scream “please let me take my sopping wet pants off so you can pound my throbbing party cave until I pretend to climax” is Abi. Deskie’s got the scummiest pussy around and looks older than her age too. That doesn’t make it right. 

    Amy less-than-convincingly says that the victim ran all around town telling everyone about her conquests. Strange, you’d think someone, anyone, would have known she was fifteen. Sounds to me like Amy is playing stupid so she can get a smackeral of child support and not have to be the only one allowed to pick the kid up at school. Last time I checked they don’t let sex offenders, especially child rapists, anywhere near learning facilities. 

    Amy didn’t stop there. Anyone who decided to comment on the article was soon met by Amy and her theory about sensationalized headlines and “no means no” boner forensics. Plus, the guy she chose out of every other human on the planet to breed with just wasn’t that smart. 


    Meh. Seems pretty cut and dry to me you gaping, blonde, anus. 

    Speaking of which… she’s totally not worried about him getting butt-fucked in the clink. 

    Why am I not surprised this fine piece of basic ratchet has never seen The Shawshank Redemption? 

    I guess if I walked in to jail looking like this I wouldn’t have to worry about Boggs and the Sisters coming for my sweet rump. If Matt’s face looks like this can you imagine how gross his balls are? I bet you they look like something you have to snake out of a drain.


    … annnnd I just puked. 

    Now, I hate to break it to Amy, as she seems like such smart girl who has a really good head on her shoulders and not a bottom feeder at all, (lol) but just because someone may or not be underage, crazy, on drugs, or even if they found themselves hanging out with adults who should have known better and threatening a pregnant beefalope – it doesn’t mean she’s lying. 

    Amy’s crotch fruit pollinator was a grown adult, doing drugs and trying to plow a child. She’s probably going to tell us he’s a great guy! He’s never been in trouble. 

    But thanks to Google we have his record of trophies! 

    What a gem! 

    Amy, how about you reevaluate your life and what you find worthy of defending. Maybe next time you get knocked up by a loser ( and believe me – there will be a next time)  at least make sure this one isn’t a kiddie diddler. You’ve got a son for fucks sakes. 

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    Discussion

    1. Stunt Penis


      Amy had potential to be a beautiful woman. However, the partying and drugs is already starting to take its toll on her skin. Few more years and she’ll look like every other bust out in Nashua. Hopefully for her kids’ sake she wises up.

    2. jamesso33


      Why does everything about this chick scream pedo ring to me? Suspicious necklace charms, defending her pedo baby daddy, hanging out with children, teaching gymnastics to children, etc….

      1. huh?


        Necklace charms?

      2. Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies


        Sounds like someone is projecting.

    3. phong


      Does she have a fake nose on?

    4. 2wEntEe


      Don’t know if he drugged or raped her but unless he’s driving his sisters friend home, there is a no reason for a 23 yr old to be chillin with a 15 year old.

      And since when is evading responsibility a crime? Half of Mass would be locked up if that was a thing here.

      1. bleh


        “but unless he’s driving his sisters friend home,there is a no reason for a 23 yr old to be chillin with a 15 year old”

        There is no reason for a 23 y/o to be “chillin” with ANY 15 year olds.

        1. 2wEntEe


          Are you really going to dissect the shit out of this?
          Not chilling like making plans, chilling like doing an errand for your parents that consists of transporting another person that you don’t have a problem with. Therefore you’re cool with. Hence the term chill.

    5. Michael


      Have fun in prison buddy, no pussy there but as your called a Skinner don’t forget, spit might help. Lol fucking trash.

    6. amy


      i’m not friends with the girl and never was. matty is a complete piece of shit and he’s not even on the birth certificate so i can’t even get child support..i don’t do drugs and i’m working and taking care of my son. matthew is in jail, and no body is threatening him nor “trying to butt fuck him” this is really mean because all i was doing was speaking my mind and the truth about situations that i know. i dislike matty with a passion but this isn’t right to do to people. nobody knows the girl, or matty. i don’t even know the girl…i go from what people say and how she tried fighting me when i was pregnant. he’s not a good person but i was just defending the fact that he didn’t drug her and wait for her to get high. this article is fucked up..

      1. huh?


        “this article is fucked up”

        That ain’t the only thing. Girl, take your child, move, and get better role models and a better life for yourself and child.

        BTW – Why ISN’T he on the birth certificate and why AREN’T you holding him responsible for supporting his child? If the answer is, “He’s an f-up, I don’t want my son around him, etc.” fine and good, but then DO NOT YOU get involved in this guy and his legal issues, or his life.
        If you are following him and defending him, then you ain’t over him. Walk away before you end up with making more babies with him, or his cousin, or best friend (because the circle of influence usually doesn’t extend too far).

        1. Scumbag Amy


          “Why ISN’T he on the birth certificate and why AREN’T you holding him responsible for supporting his child?”

          Because, you can’t get blood from a skinner stone… and the state (ie everybody) pays better if there is no baby daddy. Dems the rules. Don’t hate the playa, hate the game…

      2. 2wEntEe


        Amy, it’s the internet. People are going to talk shit. Don’t take it personal just do yourself a favor and stop posting about it so you don’t get dragged into it. It’s in the legal systems hands now. You’re only going to make things worse.

      3. Gina


        He’s an ADULT..doesn’t he have an apartment to bring these girls to? I mean what 23 year old hangs out in a BASEBALL dugout? I haven’t been on one since I was 9 and played little league! Any adult hanging out at a playground, ballfield, etc WITHOUT a child needs to be looked at as highly suspicious…Whether he plied her with drugs ON purpose to rape her or she asked him for drugs and then he took advantage fo her afterward when she could resist really makes no difference. Adults have no business hanging out with kids AND giving them drugs AND having sex with them..stay the fuck away from anyone under the age of 21..

      4. Turtle


        So your saying he didn’t wait till she way high to rape her? What?

    7. JoeMomma


      He can look forward to being the future rape victim in prison.

    8. enough is enough


      what is wrong with you people?
      amy has been through hell and back in the past year dealing with alot more than a normal person usually handles, and this how you guys talk about her?
      does anyone know that she volunteers at an old people’s home just to make them happy? no.
      or how about that she donates extra money to st. jude’s for childrens cancer…? or how good of a single mother she is and how she takes care of her son? no, you guys don’t know this shit about her.
      she may have had a kid with the wrong guy, but that doesn’t mean she’s a bad person at all…just because she didn’t get an abortion it’s her problem that her ex is a fuck up?

      nobody knows the facts about this case. when and if he gets convicted, then we will know..

      until then, please just keep amy’s name out of your mouths because you guys don’t know anything about her and what kind of person she is.

      1. huh?


        Amy needs to walk away from the baby daddy and his issues. Don’t defend him, don’t make excuses, nothing! Why have anything to do with him? Is doesn’t matter how many nice things she does; if she keeps showing up in the newsfeed with this guy, THAT is what people are going to remember.

    9. Valley trash


      Lol I bet “enough is enough” is Amy trolling pretending to be someone else .

      The facts are what everyone sees , and that’s that Amy posted trying to be a hero for her baby daddy sticking up for him , now that she realized that every single person has seen the facts , she’s taking back her statements and has deleted all the comments and is trying to play the victim ,

      When last week he status was nothing but defending a fucking pedophile . Yet she has a child . Yet I know for a fact she still does drugs, half her fucking pictures her eyes are pinned as all hell and scream heroin junky .

      Last time I looked at her page it consisted of 29 different people telling her to stay away from matty and all these losers for her child’s sake , and for the sake of her future. She responded with

      “Fuck you all you don’t know anything about what your saying matty didn’t do this” then promptly posted pictures of her and him up on Facebook posing together

      And it finally took an article to go viral for her to take back all of her comments and now claim he’s a piece of shit .

      The state needs to do a better job of putting children in these hands with capable parents , that child deserves a real mother and a real father, that baby did not ask for any of this , it’s fucking disgusting what this world is coming to.

      Amy is not the fucking victim . Matty is not the fucking victim . That baby is the victim , and if Amy keeps this up that baby is going to grow up to be just like matty , or even worse , be the 15 year old getting drugged and raped.

      “Oh but you guys don’t know shit, *posts pics of matty and me together** i volunteer at old people homes and stay away from matty , he’s a scum bag”.****

      Yet a week ago he was a victim and did nothing wrong , bc the 15 year old CHILD was the “ slut”

      THE 15 YEAR OLD CHILD .

      I’ve called the DCS and emailed them all of this. I pray the lord helps this child , or at least the state works with Amy to get her shit together and stop sticking up for pedophiles . As much as she wants to deny it . Matty will now be labeled a pedophile until the day he dies

    10. YoWhaat


      This is by far the stupidest shit I’ve seen in a long ass time. Amy did nothing wrong she’s just being honest even though no one else wants to admit it. Lil tweenieboppers never say how old they are and they never look their age. Amy should not be put in the spotlight like this because of other people’s dumb ass choices and judgment.
      She’s a new fucking mother! Most people don’t realize how fucking hard it is. Adding all this sick bullshit on top of the daily struggle of new parenting is just sick.
      Seriously stop looking for more people to point your finger at.

    11. Teresa


      You sir and your posts are trash. You are no angel I’m sure you’ve broken a few laws.. Matty is an addict and has NEVER BEEN A RAPIST. I don’t know any of these other people but i feel sorry for this kid. I remember times I liked about my age as a kid to hang out with the older group.. it HAPPENS. IVE never broken a law in my life,I have three daughters and I KNOW Matty is no rapist. The girl is a whore who’s mommy is mad she’s a hoe, and called the shelton PD who’s got nothing better to do. And FYI it’s funny you think CT is bad… U do realize we are top 10 richest and best states to live right?? Where u living bro?? Some trailer park in FLA?? Commenting on some story you saw and wanna act like you know something about?? PUHLEASEEEEE

      1. Dramaaaa


        Funny, because I’m pretty sure that the court has never lowered a “rapists” bond at their first court appearance. So I wonder why is his bond got lowered..?
        ..Lack of evidence maybe?

        And what does Amy even have to do with this? Seems to me she’s expressing her opinion JUST LIKE everyone else.
        I’m done wasting my time on some article that will probably end up getting sued.
        Good job with your research guys!!

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