This is Nicole Almstrom from North Kingstown, RI.
A few months back this swamp boar was arrested for fraudulently obtaining public assistance, AKA welfare fraud.
Collects food stamps but has plenty of money for titto haiku.
Turns out her baby daddy found less ratchet greener pastures to plow, and moved to Tennessee with his new wife and two crotch fruits in tow. The problem was that she kept reporting them as her dependents to keep the food stamp fairy coming on the regular, and she ended up getting caught. Does this look like a woman who needs food stamps?
I rest my case your honor.
The swamp boar is no stranger to the Rhode Island courts. When she’s not defrauding the taxpayers you can find her getting evicted.
Which happens a lot.
Or getting sued by banks and not showing up for court.
When news broke that she got busted with her hand in the welfare jar people around town starting crapping on her, because people getting busted for food stamp fraud is instant comedy.
Well, the fam was watching and they started reaching out to people who were shitting on the swamp boar in a vain attempt to defend their kin. They were exactly as ratchet as you dreamed they would be, starting with Mom.
“Shut the fuck up with your cock sucking holes.” – Grandma Newport 100’s.
As you noticed there, she called him black trash, because he is in fact black. And in the minds of racist people, being black is somehow worse than defrauding the taxpayers. Shocking with parenting like this that the sweat boar would grow up to be on Turtleboy.
If you thought Mom was bad, wait till you see her bro Kenny.
He’s a real winner.
Bruh, your favorite musicians on Facebook are both….
Again, if you’re white trash, your sister gets evicted all the time, she can’t retain custody of her poon polyps, and gets caught committing welfare fraud, you calling him the n word is pretty meaningless. The n word was supposed to be a way for white people to demean black people who were below them on the social ladder. The ladder rung doesn’t get any lower for the Almstrom clan.
My favorite part of that racist hardo attempt was the age old question, “why are you in my sister’s business?”
And the answer is, because welfare fraud IS his business. He works hard to pay the taxes that your tittooed methbeast of a sister steals by pretending to have custody of her crotch fruits.
And to the surprise of no one Kenny Almstrom has even more Google trophies than his sis.
If Google trophies were food he’d have a full course Thanksgiving meal. An appetizer of assault or two.
A side dish of vandalism, disorderly conduct, and obstructing a police officer.
A spoonful of breaking and entering with some larceny tossed in.
A tall glass of felony assault, with a shot of driving with a suspended license.
Make that a double actually.
And for dessert they’re serving up a couple evictions with some default judgements on top.
You name it, he’s got a Google trophy for it.
And yes, he has kids and a wife too remarkably.
Hey hun, if you didn’t know this already your husband is a racist piece of trash. But then again you married him, despite the fact that he’s spent more time in the Rhode Island court system than a retired clerk magistrate, so you’re probably half a step better than him at most.
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