This is classy lady is Tammi Denwood, of Randolph.
When she’s not busy posing as the hottest thing in streetwalker couture to ever hit the streets of whatever dope-ridden shithole she happens to be infesting for the month, Tammi with an “I” spends her time on enriching civic endeavors. Like lifting free shit from Rite Aid and then leading police on a chase/demolition derby combo before ultimately being found hiding out in the woods with a variety grab bag of drugs on her.
According to MassLive:
“Police responded to the Rite-Aid at Wareham Plaza around 2:09 p.m. Wednesday for a report of a shoplifting in progress. The shoplifter, later identified as 41-year-old Tammi L. Denwood, allegedly fled the lot in a blue Nissan driving erratically.
Police located the car within a few minutes in the parking lot of The Woods at Wareham apartment complex. After spotting the cruiser, authorities said Denwood put her car into reverse and backed into the police car at a high rate of speed.
The two cars became hung up on each other momentarily, but Denwood was able to free her car and speed off, the department said.
Police found her car abandoned on Littleton Drive.
While multiple Wareham police officers were responding as backup, a sergeant was involved in a serious crash with his cruiser at the corner of Swifts Beach Road and Marion Road. The department said he was brought to the hospital with minor injuries.
Authorities set up a perimeter around the wooded area where Denwood abandoned her car and found her after an extensive search. She was placed her under arrest.
Detectives said they found her to be in possession of cocaine, crack cocaine, Suboxone and Gabapentin, as well as a digital scale and $921 in cash.
Police also said they recovered $28.66 in stolen items from Rite-Aid.
Denwood is facing a slew of charges and is expected to appear in Wareham District Court Thursday morning.”
Jesus Christ, that’s a hard 41.
That’s a double-bagger that requires a full round of immunizations after you just look at her too long. Holy fuck. Drugs are bad, mmkay? It’s all fun and games until you wake up looking like a raisinette in a wig. She’s lucky they found her in the woods when they did. Sure, jail sucks and all, but even 15 more minutes out in the wilderness and wildlife would be liable to start chewing on her because she looks like a discarded corpse.
That’s what a lifetime of smoking crack and crawling out of alleyways and fleabag motels will get you. And Tammi definitely appears to like crack, because if the arrest report has the words “crack cocaine” in it, there’s a fairly good change she’ll be there. She was arrested for slinging crack out of the Starlight motel in Wareham in 1997.
And then in 2007, this:
And now this. It’s like some sort of ancient Indian burial ground curse or some shit, except instead of all your dead pets burrowing up from the ground, even 10 years this thing re emerges,
Terrorizes the community a bit, and then ends up cuffed in the back of a cruiser and stuffed back into the hole from whence she came. Congratulations, Wareham, you survived another cycle. You’ll probably be seeing the crackhead cryptkeeper in another 10 years.