All-Star Criminals

Crackhead Ed Sheeran Arrested For Selling Drugs For 5th Time In 8 Years Also Previously Killed 2 People, Stabbed A Dude, Hit A Guy With A Bat, Keeps Staying Out Of Jail


This is Seth Stockenberg from Barre.

He’s a professional shithead with a record a mile long.

  • In 2004 while driving like a shithead, traveling 75 mph, he crashed into an oil truck and killed 2 of his classmates at David Prouty who were passengers in his car
  • Somehow he only got probation and then months later in early 2005 he was arrested for stabbing his sister’s boyfriend and got 18 months in jail
  • In 2006 he got out and orchestrated a violent home invasion in Sturbridge, in which 12 other people broke into some dude’s house and beat him with a baseball bat (including his trashbag sister Shannon), and he served two years in prison for that
  • In 2009 him and his trashbag sister Shannon were once again arrested after sending a text message to the wrong person, offering to sell ectacy to the wrong person
  • He’s been arrested for selling drugs after that in 2010, 2014, 2015, and 2016, yet remains free because our courts are a fucking joke

Well he was at it again last week in New Braintree, adding yet another Google trophy to his impressive collection.

Now his homeboy is out here trying to get people to write him pen pal letters in jail.

When this is the guy rounding up your support group.

You know you’ve completely failed at life. These people might as well have Barre tattooed on their foreheads.

According to crackhead Ed Sheeran’s Facebook bio he works at the Mountain Barn Restaurant in Princeton as a cook (why anyone would hire a career criminal like this to handle people’s food is beyond me), and studied at the FBI – female body inspector.

He shits on other people for being poor fathers.

Even though he’s got his own crotch fruits and he’s never there for them because he can’t stop breaking the law.

He also shits on parents who don’t dress their poon polyp’s in name brand clothes.

He’s obviously earned the right to judge other people on their life skills.

And he ain’t got time for ho’s who haven’t shove an 8 ball up their tampon tunnel before.

Seth Stockenberg is the poster child for everything that is wrong with our judicial system. He is a heartless, unrepentant killer, who took the lives of two people, stabbed another, and orchestrated a violent home invasion on a third. He doesn’t pay taxes because he sells drugs to vulnerable populations, and yet judge after judge in East Brookfield District Court has chosen to allow him to remain free.

We don’t have a mass incarceration problem in this country, we have a under-incarceration in this country.


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35 Comment(s)
  • Chris Serra
    Lying Sleepy Creepy Joe
    October 14, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    This state is chock full of these scumbags. Our liberal judges & DAs just keep moving them along. Even when they murder people no one is held accountable. Can’t wait to leave this state. Liberalism is truly a mental illness.

  • Fill
    October 14, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    It is such a clear case of snitching. I do hope he enjoys the protected wing at state prison where sex offenders and snitches are kept away from others. A rat in prison stays on a protected wing. A rat on the streets stays at home. That is what this hero should have done.

  • WeRFucked
    October 14, 2019 at 5:12 pm

    Is this red boy a friend of the Mountain Barn owner? Do some research into the owners back story. From a rich family but a total drug addict from what I’ve heard.

    If you’re scared, think twice before you eat there. Check your food for needles and red pubes? Do you think when you send food back a drugged out cook would get pissed and spit in it? Shit I hope not.

    I’ve never been there. Now I don’t know if I want to. They might not be checking backgrounds.

    “Hepatitis A is a viral infection that affects the liver, causing jaundice, lack of appetite, abdominal pain, fever and fatigue. Hepatitis A is often spread via food contaminated by food handlers with the disease who don’t thoroughly wash their hands after using the bathroom. “

  • Cheddah
    October 14, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    When you’re poor, stupid, and not connected with anyone politically, financially, or anyone in law enforcement and keep dodging serving legit time, that can only mean one thing.. SNITCH.
    Word son…

  • Moist Meatloaf
    October 14, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    Oh good, he can keep the New Bedford dog beater busy licking eachother’s assholes and hiding reeses pieces up their ass in exchange for some Newports.


  • Uncle Gus
    October 14, 2019 at 3:29 pm

    Every one needs to send him letters, with made up returned addresses.
    AIDS Research Council
    Its OK To Snitch
    (Department of Informers)
    LBTQ Rights

  • Brownmama
    October 14, 2019 at 11:47 am

    The mom got tanned crap brown and this kid appeared. Looks like a fucking conehead. Well. A shithead. Uvaaaaaaa

  • Real_Finn
    October 14, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Meth (spelling stays),

    Douche Kit contains :
    1. Neck tattoo — Check
    2. N.W.A. hat — Check
    3. Flower Power sleeve — Check
    4. Crotch fruit who will never know their dad — Check

    It should have been *you* that was killed in that crash. Not Geno or John — just you. No one needs you on this planet. Your kid is going to grow up hating you because you’re a mammoth piece of shit.

    Get Fucked,

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      October 14, 2019 at 9:52 am

      Oh my this is sooo true.. The shitstain i know of has all of those fine qualities as well .. Minus the crotch fruit thankfully. ( well, that i know of but who knows there could be a few out there) .. If you see neck tattoos on someone just assume you are better off not inviting that mess into your life. Faks yo

    • my name is job
      October 14, 2019 at 3:55 pm

      good check list there Finn, but you forgot a couple of staples:

      1. used syringes
      2. street junkie shit. how to decipher what what happens when men pretend to be women to get that “hot ticket” that just ends is homelessness and drug addiction.

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 14, 2019 at 8:28 am

    Any grown man who has flowers tattooed on them is a beta male FAGGOT!

    • Spic Tormentor
      October 14, 2019 at 8:29 am

      Faks need to be stated twice

  • Spic Tormentor
    October 14, 2019 at 8:21 am

    Any grown man who gets flowers tattooed on themselves is a beta male FAGGOT!

  • I See Dumb People
    I See Dumb People.. Everywhere!!!
    October 14, 2019 at 8:12 am

    Ha I know of a kid that is worse than this shithead. It’s all just a part of small town corruption.. The kid I know of litterally does and sells Meth. Yes folks I said Meth along with our opioid epidemic your local drug dealers are now pushing Crystal Meth because apparently no one up north learned from all the crazy Meth heads down south that were eating each others faces off.. so your local friendly drug dealer is peddling a new poison around.. The scum bag I know sells his poison to ppl with the help of his local PD.. They literally pick the kid up and drive him from house to house to give “estimates” now seeing as I know this you would figure local LEO would know right? Well if they do they don’t care cuz they are legit his delivery system… Every single day … Dumb shits

    • I See Dumb People
      I See Dumb People..
      October 14, 2019 at 8:51 am

      Oh and I forgot to mention the local LEO buddies of this kid do all this on and off their shifts.. YUp that’s right folks if you live in that town your taxes are going to help give rides to a kid who is spreading poison from a police cruiser .. This has been going on for quite sometime so I highly doubt they are just being his chaufer to build a case against him.. Oh and the same LEO who give this kid rides and drops off pizza on job sites for him .. While on shift will call and threaten you if you get scammed by said shithead and try to collect funds he stole from you because you were unaware of his shady ways prior to hiring him for a job (he has done this to quite a few people).. He also frequently likes to get his competition hooked on the Meth he sells them only to then buy up all their equipment dirt cheap when they are in full blown addiction and in process of losing everything they may have. What a great productive Member of society huh .. This shitstain has destroyed many many lives and he will never stop being a shitstain because he is apparently above the law because of mommy daddy and thier connections… You may be asking yourselves how does this asshole know all these things.. Well I’m an extremely good observer and I’m always listening even when people may think I’m out of earshot and people like said shitstain above can’t help but “brag” to all who will listen about their fucked up ways because he thinks he is such a big shot getting one over on his LEO buddies .. I would LOVE to watch karma work her magic on this low life but with a wealthy family you are allowed to do whatever without consequences in this state… I mean honestly who do people think is at the top of the chain in all the sales of these poisons.. No ghetto puppet is going to be able to afford to buy the bulk of the poison and distribute it all over for years upon years without catching a case.. Only a privledged shitstain has those sort of connections

      • Inquiring minds
        October 14, 2019 at 9:08 am

        no one cares about your long ass comments

        • I See Dumb People
          I See Dumb People.. Everywhere!!!
          October 14, 2019 at 9:25 am

          Oh boo hoo … I think I hit a nerve with my truthful comment … Huh shitstain??.. It’s OK, your secret has been out for awhile I’m sure your local PD buddy will cut all ties with you once all your shit ways come to light, and there you will be abandoned and all alone like all the people who’s lives you destroyed with your poisons . Karma is a bitch and she will catch up to you eventually.. No one is untouchable forever.. Best believe that hahahahaha my only regret is I won’t be there to watch you lose EVERYTHING

          • Seriously Dude
            October 14, 2019 at 10:14 am

            I call bullshit on your take of woe. Why don’t you report this to a different authority if you have all this information? Because it’s made up? Cops hate dirty cops more than anyone else. Call that department if you’re telling the truth. If not call the state police or the DEA.

          • Bret
            October 14, 2019 at 10:37 am

            Proof, or stop crying like a freshly fucked cunt.

          • I See Dumb People
            I See Dumb People.. Everywhere!!!
            October 14, 2019 at 10:57 am

            Seriously Dude… Step by step.. You have no clue how much dirt I have on this shitstain.. Video with audio, screen shots, Others first hand accounts of dealing with said scum bag, Hell I don’t even think he realizes just how much shit I have knowledge of. Just patiently waiting .. I’m sure one of his many victims will eventually hit up TB with accounts of this scum and his scams when that day comes I will gladly hand over all I have to help finish burying the maggot.. Like I said I’m unsure whether or not the LEO actually know what they are contributing to or if they are legitimately that dumb.. We shall see what the future holds

      • Winslow
        October 14, 2019 at 7:24 pm

        In the time it took you to write that I made enough to buy your life and tip the trash man.

        • I See Dumb People
          I See Dumb People.. Everywhere!!!
          October 15, 2019 at 6:08 am

          I didn’t type shit dumbass.. It’s called talk to text… Nice try at the shit joke though ha

      • Kim Wescott
        October 18, 2019 at 8:52 pm

        Oh, Most seem skeptical, but I’d want to know…who? Where? Can you provide any details?

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    October 14, 2019 at 7:44 am

    I like this kids moxie, he seems to know where he’s going in life. Apparently our judicial system is the only thing holding him back.

    The. Irony.

  • hartf811
    October 14, 2019 at 7:35 am

    Time for a living remake of Death Wish.
    Eliminate the unfit, ship the slaves and the beaners back, free fentanyl until the lowlifes are all dead, lower taxes, stop sending troops to 3rd world hellholes.
    Protect the borders. Keep the shitstains out.

  • Jeff J
    Ghetto Speak
    October 14, 2019 at 7:21 am

    When you use “they” instead of “their” when speaking tells us pretty much everything we need to know about you.

  • snitchtheb
    October 14, 2019 at 7:13 am

    He sounds like a snitch and he’s not against snitches and that will not go over well in prison if they see his post. Snitches try to hide and are very uncomfortable in public. Some on the streets are stone cold serious about rats. They’d give a snitches mom the toilet treatment while snapping photos.

  • Said Nobody
    October 14, 2019 at 6:22 am

    What a nice kid

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    October 14, 2019 at 4:20 am

    What. A. Cunt.

    Your judicial system is utterly fucked.

    • Finn
      October 14, 2019 at 8:34 am

      Our judicial system may be fucked but we dont have to adhere to your stupid british bullshit since we told you uncircumcised cock suckers to fuck off in 1776.

      Fuck you and your opinions

      Get fucked

      • Real_Finn
        October 14, 2019 at 9:37 am

        Fake Finn,

        I’m flattered – but you are too easy to spot. You’re not very smart (and you’re using the same email addy as your other rantings).

        Weren’t you just complaining that DS and I were the same person?

        Get Fucked,

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          October 14, 2019 at 11:25 am

          Indeed. The moron Fake Finn doesn’t realise that you and I largely agree on things and would not call each other “cocksuckers” in these comments, as we are refined individuals.

          Fake Finn, however. To quote Crash Davis in Bull Durham – “You’re a cocksucker!!”

        • Finn
          October 14, 2019 at 12:25 pm

          Hey dummy,

          No one uses their real e-mail address.

          You’re not making any sense

  • Silencio Dogood
    October 14, 2019 at 3:09 am

    Officer Gentile, on the prowl for green-coated tongues, has an uphill battle against the plotted destruction of America’s soul. This is why Walnuts, pecans and pistachios roam free from overcrowded prisons and the feeble judgments of Hairless Samsons. There are insidious forces at work with a hidden agenda, having infiltrated a once great nation and reducing it to dollar chases and foul smelling incense, where a chosen few will rule over the creation of these drug-addled masses. In this case, there is a lack of pride ejaculated before the fall…

  • Tommy Topsfield
    October 14, 2019 at 2:58 am

    how easy would it be for this asshole to get a gun on the streets? how long would it take him? half an hour and 300 bucks? good luck getting a pistol license. they’d reject even tom brady from owning one. meanwhile this subhuman can break into your house with his homies and continue to sell drugs and spend your tax money on even more drugs (EBT trades)

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