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Crazy Bitch Lorrayna Calle Is On House Arrest After Making Bail And Her Ratchet “Friends” Got Her Back

 

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Guess who’s out of jail?

Yup. The ratchetest cunt on the planet – Lorrayna Calle. Click here to catch up on all of the insane bullshit she did to end up on Turtleboy nearly a dozen times. Here’s some of her greatest moments.

That is a very small sampling of the insanity. This woman is a menace and she cannot be reformed. She’s on house arrest, so the cops will monitor her movements. But the second she gets her hand on a burner phone she’s gonna be sending death threats again. It’s literally the only thing she knows how to do – be psychotic. I expect mine any minute now. I wanna believe that seeing her crotch fruits again after three months in jail (which she really should not be able to do) will inspire her to stop breaking the law and focus on them. But that’s not how ratchets operate.

Now I was under the impression that Kathy Tineo was either Lorrayna or her beta male, pussy whipped husband Claudio who allowed this monster to abuse his daughter and then abandoned the child for this yeast filled snatch. But Kathy has been posting through much of the time that Lorrayna has been in jail, has friends who comment and like her posts, and shared images of an angry looking cheesehog who is allegedly her.

Also, how mad is this chick and what is her point?

Hey dummy, the next court date is April 15. There’s this thing called, “bail.” Its in the constitution. She was held without it for a while but now she gets to be free for a little bit. I know, these concepts are hard to understand, but the fact that you said the word “crotch fruit” brings tears to my eyes.

 

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43 Comment(s)
  • He is to blame
    February 24, 2020 at 6:57 am

    Anyone who allows someone to hurt their child on purpose and doesn’t give a shit, should never be allowed near any children. And if Sony can just stop loving his daughter over a sperm burping whore like this, he obviously never gave a shit about her, and probably don’t give a shit about the other ones either. If someone can do this type of shit once, they are capable of doing it over and over. I think he is the one who should be getting all the hate. He needs to get a ass beating. A bad one. He is the man of the house right. Control your dog. He can’t. Cause he is a bitch. So instead a little girl suffers for him being a coward. Seems fair right. Don’t defend your child. Your fkn blood. Defend your cum guzzler. I can’t wait to read about it when Sony gets his.

  • clarissa explains it all
    February 23, 2020 at 12:41 pm

    This is the prime reason im in support on restrictions for certain individuals beings able to reproduce. Some women should just be forced to get their tubes tied.

  • Publius
    February 23, 2020 at 1:12 am

    a certain type of people

  • Hood called, they want thier vat of cottage cheese back
    February 22, 2020 at 7:01 am

    These pigs are all blind taking selfies thinking its somehow attractive. Imagine how hideous it looks like without the sausage casing holding it all together. Fat fucks.

  • Puddintaine
    February 22, 2020 at 12:02 am

    ” it was just a 90 day held”…wtf I’m sorry, maybe I’m a pussy or something but damn 90 days locked in a cage. That is not something I could just blow off like it’s a trip to Walmart or something. Nope. Nunca. Non. Id go fucking nuts.

  • GoBackToPuertoRico
    February 21, 2020 at 11:48 pm

    I beg of you Turtleboy, please hunt down every fucking shred of dirt on all these scumbags. Don’t stop writing about these fat cunts and make them suffer. The sad part is regardless of all the hate being spewed, I bet no one would say a word if they ran into any of them. Either one falls on me and I’m dead, so I’m out. The law is the only way, unless some other hood rat decides they want to stand up for innocent children. There’s no hope for divine intervention, so they gotta go. Sick fucks.

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 21, 2020 at 11:45 pm

    they travel in thunderous herds, human animals unmoved by the child abuse of a little girl and focused instead on life’s rich pageant of cheap liquor topped with thick-skinned drugs, leaving a dense scum behind them.

  • POS
    February 21, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    RE: Sheyla Torres

    Anyone who uses the phrase “caught a charge” should be given a three point lead in “Ratchet Madness”…and probably has also “caught a venereal disease” more than once.

  • Joa Orga {Dumb and Dumber)
    February 21, 2020 at 10:21 pm

    @ Kathy Tineo…. “So your telling me there is a chance………”

  • TiffBitch BadBitch
    February 21, 2020 at 9:45 pm

    This bitch right here used to sell me her mother fucking food stamps. One day have me her ebt, I went to the store and there was nothing on the card. So I texted and call the cunt, and she done blocked me. So whatever whatever I checked with my friend at 9 walnut and she had a request pending for a new card. She’s a scum for doing that shit.

    • POS
      February 21, 2020 at 10:51 pm

      Code of ratchetness, huh?

    • Beacon Hill Legislator
      February 22, 2020 at 10:42 am

      You lie. Hispanics are the salt of the earth. They don’t lie. They contribute mightily to the American experience.

      Did I do good, La Raza?

      Oh wait, was I supposed to post that question?

      Screw it. These Massholes will vote Democrat until the world ends.

    • Welfare reform
      February 23, 2020 at 3:54 pm

      That’s a junkie move right there. They write the card number down and cancel it once you take it. That’s why you gotta call the card in front of them and change the pin so they can’t pull that shit. Live and learn right.

  • Kathy 'Stay Puft' Tineo
    February 21, 2020 at 8:27 pm

    “Funny us going out like this…killed by a 100 foot Marshmallow woman”

  • frankie fuckface (D)
    February 21, 2020 at 8:04 pm

    she’s the prime candid for the baloney toss game from the Howard Stern show.
    Smear miracle whip all over her naked ass then stand back and throw slices of cheap crappy baloney at her bulbous ass trying to make them stick.
    The winner gets to beat her with a blunt object. Worthless spic

  • Hungry Hungry Hippo
    February 21, 2020 at 6:40 pm

    Kathy, give me a call!

  • OINK OINK
    February 21, 2020 at 6:14 pm

    No seriously……how much EBT do you think it takes to get THAT FUCKING BIG !?!?? Those jeans are begging for NO MAS !!

  • I'm Tom Steyer and I approve this ad
    February 21, 2020 at 6:09 pm

    and I take it up the ass from chimps

    • Mayor Pete
      February 24, 2020 at 11:30 pm

      You let barrack and moochelle play with your poop hole. How fortuitous

  • The Great Gildersleeve
    February 21, 2020 at 6:02 pm

    catch up on Auditor Patrick and his public spat with ex buddy nomad! selenas preggers too !

  • White American
    February 21, 2020 at 5:05 pm

    I am for mass deportations of spics
    I’m for arming all law abiding white citizens
    I’m against partial birth abortions

    Lord Jesus thank you for president Donald J Trump

  • Henry 8
    February 21, 2020 at 5:00 pm

    A fat ugly cunt who has a slight moustache
    Just imagine how hairy her snatch is
    She looks like she lost the ability to wipe her ass several years ago

  • Bernie the demented fucking jew
    February 21, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I’m a demented old fucking jew

    I want to open the borders to any subhuman Shit bag that wants to walk in
    I want you to pay for housing healthcare and food for all illegal aliens
    I want to tax you at 80 percent

    I want to give the stupid spic aoc
    a cabinet position
    I want to outlaw automobiles and travel by jet

    Vote for me comrade

  • Moooooo!
    February 21, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    What. A. Cow.!

    • Kermit El Froggo
      February 21, 2020 at 4:48 pm

      You mean VACA!!!

  • Captain Trips
    February 21, 2020 at 4:15 pm

    Kathy Tineo? More like Kathy Huge-eo

    My sympathies to the floor joists in her place

    • A Carpenter
      February 22, 2020 at 9:58 am

      Congrats on being the first person online I’ve seen in probably 12 years to not say “floor joyces”

  • Truth
    February 21, 2020 at 3:39 pm

    I didn’t realize there were still laws these cockroaches weren’t allowed to break.

  • Ray Patriarca
    February 21, 2020 at 3:21 pm

    This crazy gagoosh has crazier eyes than that rotten- crotch AOC!
    It’s all in the eyes, gentleman.
    Never, ever stick your dick in crazy. I don’t care if she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch…it’s never worth the cumshot….or the misery afterwards.
    What a cunt !

    • Atwells Coin-O-Matic
      February 22, 2020 at 2:25 am

      Well said as always Boss.

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      February 22, 2020 at 7:40 am

      We got that guy in Boston who’s willing to give her a one way
      sight seeing tour to Georges Bank.

  • stiff pete
    February 21, 2020 at 3:15 pm

    it’s funny that this crazy bitch surrounds herself with fat piggy friends that will defend her!

    • POS
      February 21, 2020 at 11:09 pm

      I wonder how many of her supportive friends have been doing her husband that they admire SO much while she was “away”?
      You can tell that in their eyes, he’s a real catch – spits out children with multiple women, doesn’t stand up for his kids, weighs about 1/4 the tonnage of any one of them, and can be pussy-whipped all day long. Taking him from her gives them mega-ghetto status points.

  • Spic Tormentor
    February 21, 2020 at 2:21 pm

    Spics are so fucking stupid. How much of a piece of shit do you have to be to not only stand up for, but celebrate a child abuser. Further proof that these goya gash’s are primitive creatures who serve no purpose in a civilized society.

    • Finn
      February 21, 2020 at 11:44 pm

      The cuck she married should be forced to hand over whatever balls he’s managed save. He’s a whiny beta bitch.

      Finn

  • Old Judge Jones
    February 21, 2020 at 2:11 pm

    I’d still fuck Lorrayna, crazy piece of trash or not. She could kinda pass off as a Great Value Kristina Rose in a pinch…

  • Natasha
    February 21, 2020 at 2:01 pm

    This drama with Kate (slave name Bristol… eye roll) is taking away from our content! You’ve posted two blogs in three days! Let’s get back to writing about the real issues!

  • Debby McCallister
    February 21, 2020 at 1:17 pm

    Kathy is the Michelin man! Woof!

  • SURPRISE LORRAYNA
    February 21, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    Claudio is moving on, Lorrayna just doesn’t know yet.

    He found a real woman who does not abuse children.

    • POS
      February 21, 2020 at 10:58 pm

      Too bad he’s not a REAL man who stands up for his own children.

      He sounds like a POS himself and should be charged with child abuse himself for being more concerned about his evil wife than his oldest child.

      Since he’s not man enough to protect his child, he should terminate custody so the girl’s mother CAN protect this child w/o the useless MA system mandated she send the girl over for regular abuse.

      On the off chance these evil people are not from PR, maybe an inquiry to DHS is in order?

  • Trump 2020
    February 21, 2020 at 12:50 pm

    They are not bringing their best.

  • Hugh Mungous
    February 21, 2020 at 12:42 pm

    In a relationship?
    With what ,cheesecake!
    Fucking slob

    • Captain Trips
      February 21, 2020 at 4:13 pm

      There’s a male hippo at the zoo that she visits frequently, maybe that’s the ‘relationship’

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