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Ahhh… That moment when someone lies for attention and tries to ruin someone’s reputation by spreading lies, and it doesn’t quite work out the way she planned. That moment brings great joy to my cold, cold heart.
This gem was brought to my attention by one of my favorites, Turd Burglestein!
When I read this I immediately wondered if what she was saying was true. These are some really serious allegations and it can tarnish a persons reputation and make someone innocent look like a complete scumbag. Let’s be real… This is exactly what she wanted, unfortunately for her, it did not turn out the way she expected it would.
Once she was asked for proof, she vanished. She never replied to the message. Also, people all over the page she posted this in were also asking for proof, and she couldn’t provide any of it. I guess she thinks everyone has to trust what she and her friends have seen without providing anything and she thought it would get her far; not with me.
I then got started talking to the individual she was accusing. His name is Brandon Scott Lemay. He turned out to be a really nice person, despite Jenn’s accusations, I decided to give him a few minutes of my time. He showed me how crazy Jenn is and sent me a bunch of screenshots of her bullshit:
So Shawn is Jenn’s boyfriend. I hear he is a real winner. There were some accusations thrown around about him being a woman beater, and he is also likely ashamed to be drilling Jenn so he doesn’t admit to dating her on Facebook. Hey Jenn, if you’re going to throw out accusations about Brandon, it’s only fair I let everyone know that you are Shawn’s side chick. You’re the girl he porks when he doesn’t have any other options for the day. I hope that makes you feel special, of course, not candy and flowers special… Just “at least someone with a pulse wants to put his meat whistle in my bat cave” kind of special.
So let me get this straight. Cyndi was Brandon’s ex fiance. Shawn is Jenn’s boyfriend and he was friends with Brandon while he was fucking his fiance? Shawn sounds like a stand up guy. I’m so glad that Jenn can still be with a man who does that to a friend. Hey, beggars can’t be choosers!
When Jenn writes, “It’s ME now” is when Shawn, her on again off again (I stuff you because I’m desperate) boyfriend took over her Facebook account. He even admits to playing bury th broomstick with Cyndi! Wow, I’m surprised because this chode is kind of hideous! Looky Here:
I love a man who wears a pansy necklace and forces his fists under his biceps to make him look muscular. What a pathetic little insecure boy you are, Shawn! Cyndi, are you stupid?
Brandon is way more attractive than Shawn, by FAR! Shawn was a serious down grade, I would be ashamed if I were you. Also, Jenn, stop with your bullshit lies that Brandon tried to bang you, I’m almost positive that no normal guy would wanna piece of this sweet potat:
Let’s play a game of pretend and say he was trying to give you his bologna baton, do you expect me to believe you would turn him down? That’s like a homeless person waking past $100 on the floor because they think they can find $200 on the next street. You’re lying!!
Back to the messages:
Shawn there you are lying again you moron. Brandon was indeed “HONORABLY” discharged.
Brandon also sent me proof and valid paper work on why he was honorably discharged. It had absolutely nothing to do with their accusations, not even close. He did nothing wrong. I will not post it because Brandon asked me not to, and I respect his wishes. He also receives VA Benefits:
He also has a DD214. He has shown me more proof (and gave it up quickly) than Jenn and her washed up “I’m chubby but I pretend to be stocky” boyfriend Shawn.
Brandon has done nothing but handle this like a true man. He made no threats, he didn’t start trouble with Jenn or Shawn on the post they made about him on an open page where thousands of people could see her bullshit. Even when I private messaged him and had a conversation with him, not once did he say anything negative or disrespectful about either of you fucking losers. His character to me proves that he is the sane one here who is capable of being an adult. You two scumbags post up false information about a man and expect people to believe it are what’s really wrong with social media today.
Shawn can’t handle that Brandon took the high road and blocked him. So what does the marshmallow man do? He makes a post about it on his facebook page:
He blocked you Shawn, because you were being an immature asshole threatening to fight someone over the internet.
Nikky Souza, how do you know he “claimed” crazy? Are you a Doctor? Do you work for the military? Is it your job to observe and diagnose military members?
The second picture must have been taken way before she lost self control and started eating to hide her deep and inner insecurities. Listen, food is great, but when you start to look completely different, it’s your job to jump on a treadmill and change your life. I bet you don’t like being under a microscope, do ya? How does it feel?
Oh great, he rapes kids. Good one Shawn. What a way to make people believe anything you say can be taken seriously. If he raped kids, he would be in jail. I doubt he’s sitting in a cell right now laughing at you all in private message with me. It wasn’t even his idea to do this to you guys, it was mine. That’s how nice Brandon is, he didn’t even ask for revenge.
Their main issue was so minuscule. Their concerns were that Brandon allegedly was using his military status to bang women and be done with them. I don’t believe it because no proof was provided. However, let’s play the pretend game again…
Let’s say that is Brandon’s intention. Let’s say he mentions he was in the military because he knows women are going to swoon over that. What’s the fucking problem? What makes him any different than a man who buys an expensive car to show off? What makes him any different than a man who may brag about being a lawyer, doctor, a successful business owner? They all do it for poontang. What makes it different than a woman wearing a sexy dress with heels because she knows it’s going to cause attention? What’s wrong with those things? We all seek attention in our own little ways. You can’t call out one person and not the other. It’s human nature to want people to be attracted to you, whether people admit that or not, it’s your problem, not mine.
That was just a scenario, and not the truth about Brandon because from what I could tell, he seems like a normal person who just wants you all to leave him alone. Mind your fucking business and go find someone who deserves that type of backlash.
Jenn, I never once believed Brandon wanted to bang you, not even once. Get over yourself. Put your hurt feelings away and continue to be a second rate girlfriend to a guy who looks like he hasn’t showered in a week and smells like urine and broken dreams.
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