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Creepmaster Cop Impersonator Arrested After Stalking Woman – His Whackjob Wife Says He’s Been At It For Years

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We all love a bit of crazy. It makes for a good story. It’s when the level of crazy surpasses the safe, zany, zone and starts becoming dangerous is when we stop being amused. Kind of like when a fuck-all crazy badge humper crosses the line of being a pathological liar and moves on to stalking women.

Kevin Cook, some maniac from Berkley, did just that. He’s got Ted Bundy written all over him.

People don’t just start pretending to be cops. Not to this extent. So, I went digging…

You see, Kevin had spent the majority of his adult years telling people he was a former cop. He wasn’t. He was a behavioral therapist for teenagers battling depression and somehow got his hands on a DCF badge. He would flash it, telling everyone it was his old police badge, and brag about things he’s never done. He acquired cop and fire fighter friends, most of whom knew he was full of shit. He bought an SUV that was the same make and model as many of the areas police cars. He had police stickers all over it. Had a cage installed between the front and back seats. Collected handcuffs, batons, lock pick sets and two-way radios that are only allowed to be utilized by first responders. He had pushbars installed on the front of it. His front seat was littered with a tough book laptop and tons of flashlights. One of Kevin’s friends said that he has an obsession with police lights.

He would use the DCF badge to get whatever he needed from speciality police stores.

The cops in the area knew he was a creepy fake asshole but they had to wait until he actually tried to pull someone over or pretend to be an official cop.

Kevin, according to this whackadingo wife, would spend his days and nights on the prowl living in his fantasy world. He would follow women around as they went from store to store. One woman, who knew him as “Kevin the cop” finally had enough and went to the actual police about this weirdo. He had been following her around for months.

Kevin even lied to his own family about his former service.

His wife, Tammie, is just as batshit as he is. She posted a frantic Facebook LIVE after Kevin had been arrested and she flipped though all of the receipts showing he was out lurking at all hours of the morning and night. She claimed she “knew” he was lying but stayed with his crazy ass anyways. She has made frantic posts accusing her husband’s stalking an act of sexual deviancy and cheating.

Yes, it was everyone else’s  fault for not telling you he was a creep liar. Right. Who knows, she spent more time begging people to drop her off five packs of butts and searching for her pain medication the entire time she rambled incoherently to the camera about his big box store receipt time stamps. I’m not sure what I’m more surprised about – Tammie pretending she was surprised about this whole thing or her thinking that Kevin was banging the chick he was stalking. 

It seems like these two toolbags have been at the maniac drama game for years. This was in response to a picture of the two of them together on her Facebook page:

…. seems legit.

Kevin’s stepdaughter even reached out to the woman he was stalking to let her know that she wasn’t being paranoid. He had violent tendencies and ruined her childhood.

Someone even said that Kevin was surveilling their home.

People like Kevin start small. They live in their pretend world and begin to execute fantasies. Ted Bundy, who I made mention of above, would pretend to be law enforcement to gain the trust of his victims before murdering them. I’m not saying Kevin had those plans but the fruity wife, the blatant lies he believed, the equipment he collected, and the aggressiveness of his encounters with the woman who turned him in, speak to a way deeper psychological problem than just badge chasing.

I’m just glad that people know his face now. Amanda may have saved someone’s life by following her gut.

15 Comment(s)
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  • Publius
    August 24, 2017 at 1:07 am

    How can this be real. Impossible?!

  • They call me Ponch
    August 23, 2017 at 9:19 pm

    This is that Goth security kid in a few years

  • August 23, 2017 at 8:16 pm

    In NYS, such impersonators are not treated kindly. The Orange County town I live in is heavily populated with all sorts of law enforcement, from NYPD, Metro North/Port Authority transit police, NYS troopers (there’s a barrack locally), well as village and town police. Lots of them commute an hour plus to NYC to perform an exceptionally difficult job in keeping the Big City safe so that many can enjoy its attractions.

    For this piece of excrement to abuse a badge of honour in such a manner, to target, exploit, and harass members of the opposite sex is abuse trust is one of the most abhorrent act one could commit especially as he’s married. Seriously, this parasite needs to be put away for a while.

  • MrSmiley
    August 23, 2017 at 6:06 pm

    This is muff puff mall cop in 12 years. All the way too nice people that said leave him be? This is what people who pretend to have authority turn into… They take it as faar as they can.

    Whackerism is everywhere.

  • Ishtar
    August 23, 2017 at 5:26 pm

    Both of them need to be sectioned! I have known the wife for years and she really and truly is off her rocker. She is claiming that she is dying, even going so far as to ask others to care for her children when she dies. She demanded Hospice Care but has been refused it from her doctors because she is “stable.” She was able to get Palliative care for a while until her Palliative Care Team recognized that she is faking most of her illnesses. They refuse to treat her anymore unless she submits to Psychiatric Care Nursing which she adamantly refuses., even though years ago she was treated for some dissociative disorder. Her own Palliative Care nurses called DCF on her while she was faking a seizure. Multiple people, services, and agencies have called the Department of Child and Families on her for neglecting her children and yet she and her husband continue to have custody of them. Even though the son escapes from the house and wanders around the streets at all hours of the day and night. One of these days we will hear about an 8-year-old autistic boy who was hit by a car because these people can’t watch over him. She is too busy making videos on Facebook, playing the victim yet again telling people how abused she was growing up and how her mother abused her, which are all lies. Yet, DCF leaves that little boy in that home. This lady is as wacko as her husband. Oh, she is also a Psychic…she should have seen this coming!

    • Arielle
      August 23, 2017 at 9:06 pm

      I wish I knew who you were. That is complete gold, nobody ever believed me and that I was just a kid who misbehaved.

      • itsjustme
        August 24, 2017 at 9:03 am

        Arielle you sound smarter than both of them put together. Wise move leaving them and I truly wish you the best.
        What does he do for work, or does he not work? He seems to have a lot of free time to still be able to play cops and robbers all day.

    • KimberlyS
      August 24, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      Sounds like Munchausen Syndrome.

  • Kevi
    August 23, 2017 at 4:45 pm

    That explains why he didn’t use gloves when he did the body cavity search. He can go to hell and take his giant hands and long jagged fingernails with him!

  • Fuck This Cunt
    August 23, 2017 at 4:14 pm

    this guy used to work at Seekonk McDonalds. He would bring a radio to work and claim to be undercover. Keep in mind that this was like 2005 or so and he said he did eleven tours in Iraq. Fucking whacko.

    • Goose
      August 23, 2017 at 5:22 pm

      He’s a guy who works at McD’s but can afford all this LE equipment/the Explorer? What’s the story with that?

  • Dave
    August 23, 2017 at 3:42 pm

    The cops didn’t stop him before this ? The front plate is obscured, two strobe lights are visible from the front too, etc. Wonder how many he’s harassed or worse ? Time to check way into his background from the last 20 years.

  • John Dough
    August 23, 2017 at 3:03 pm

    I’m 85% sure thats my Silver Toyota in that Starbucks pic..

    • Lightning bug
      August 23, 2017 at 3:46 pm

      So you were stalking the fake cop? Restraining order time.

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