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Creepy Rape Lawyer Gary Zerola Accused Of Rape And B&E Lawyer By 5th Woman 3 Months After Burning Money In Front Of Waitress In Salem


Boston Police issued a warrant today looking for a man accused of rape and breaking and entering last night. Tell me if this man looks familiar.

Gary Zerola is the scummy lawyer we’ve written about multiple times who has been charged with rape 4 times, beaten a couple of them, and is still facing charges on the 4th. This would be #5 for him. I’m starting to think this guy might actually be guilty. Three months ago we blogged about him after he burned money in front of a waitress at Sidelines in Salem, rather than tipping her, because he was dissatisfied with service and wanted to let her know just how little money meant to him. Is that worse than rape? Nope. But to me it’s just more evidence of the overall package that this guy is the most arrogant, entitled piece of shit alive today. He clearly likes to demean women, doesn’t like being told no, and poses a significant danger to society moving forward. Let’s hope the cops find him and put him in prison where he belongs.



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88 Comment(s)
  • He sucks
    January 22, 2021 at 10:03 am

    He is front page on the New York post today

  • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
    Sean Connery
    January 16, 2021 at 2:17 am

    It appears this is my lucky day.

    I’ll take “The Rapists” for twenty.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Alex Trebek
      January 16, 2021 at 2:18 am

      That’s “Therapists,” Mr. Connery. “Therapists.”

  • Agent Madoni
    January 15, 2021 at 4:39 pm

    This Billy Russo fuck is one sick bastard. Take him down

  • He Cant Say Its His Culture
    January 15, 2021 at 4:37 pm

    former Suffolk County prosecutor and defense attorney was arrested Friday afternoon by Boston police and charged with rape.

    Investigators said Gary Zerola — once named one of “People” magazine’s most eligible bachelors — had been wanted on a warrant issued out of Boston Municipal Court for rape and breaking and entering in the nighttime.

    The 49-year-old resident of Boston and Salem is expected to appear in court Friday afternoon.

    Police had asked for the public’s help Wednesday in tracking down Zerola, saying he might be operating a 2016 White Jeep Cherokee.

  • His AA Sponsor
    January 14, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    This guy is a mess

    • FinnishHim86
      January 15, 2021 at 11:00 am

      Can we just put this walking turd douche on blast.refuse him service everywhere. And have the locals make some nice flyers about what he does to women.

  • JaJa's Clam Ring
    January 14, 2021 at 10:57 am

    I died because a family friend was too busy to care and intervene.

  • J Lo
    January 14, 2021 at 10:43 am

    I will be performing along with Lady Gaga at the inauguration.SPIC TORMENTOR I plus oned you on the guest list!

  • NECN Poll Today
    January 14, 2021 at 10:29 am

    I shit you not.Cant make this shit up!

    Would you be willing to wear 2 masks if it was proven to keep you safer from COVID?

    • Vice President Pelosi
      January 14, 2021 at 10:35 am

      So far 70% say yes

    • Coronaaids science
      January 14, 2021 at 11:52 am

      At this point people would start sniffing Ajax and walk around with depends on their face if they were told it would keep them safe from the covidaids.
      Actually that’s a great idea. I’m going to start telling all the lefty loons that sniffing Ajax will keep them safe from the ronaaids and that shoving a dildo in their ass while wearing a depends on their face will make it so they cant catch it.

    • She Blinded Me With Science
      January 15, 2021 at 4:42 pm

      Mahty already said to wear a mask pink panties and have a pulsating dildo shoved up your azz. Sleepy Joe said all of the above but added, hide in your basement and gently rock in the fetal position with the vibrator turned to high and wait for your demacrat instructions

  • Towns
    January 14, 2021 at 10:14 am

    Would it be possible for some of these ideological sjw lawyers like the ginger lady that tb wrote about to PROSECUTE pro bono? This guy’s track record in court speaks for itself. He’ll beat the charge. This requires a higher caliber of pursuit than the system has the resources to dedicate.

  • Tara Reade
    January 14, 2021 at 10:05 am

    He’s presidential material.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    January 14, 2021 at 9:34 am

    Ask your friend Leigha about him…..

    • Gary will save the day
      January 15, 2021 at 10:49 am

      They’re best buds now, he wouldn’t dare do that

  • Scrootcho
    January 14, 2021 at 9:19 am

    Trumps wife is a 10

    Biden’s wife is a wrinkled old douchebag
    You’d need dynamite to get her snatch open

    • Done with this shit
      January 14, 2021 at 9:52 am

      And of the four of them, the current First Lady is the only one who doesn’t share the title of cheater.

      • Mailorderslag
        January 14, 2021 at 1:51 pm

        So lucky to have had that eastern european hooker gracing the halls of our white house…..burn the sheets!

        • Truth
          January 14, 2021 at 7:32 pm

          After Obama and his n!gger tranny wife left office they should have burned the whole whitehouse to the ground

  • Hu Fartted
    January 14, 2021 at 9:08 am

    Ha! Another sleazy lawyer story. Stop the presses!!

  • Nancy Pelosi is a Filthy Cunt
    January 14, 2021 at 6:06 am

    10 House Republicans voted to impeach President Trump:

    • Rep. Gonzalez (OH)
    • Rep. Meijer (MI)
    • Rep. Upton (MI)
    • Rep. Cheney (WY)
    • Rep. Katko (NY)
    • Rep. Kinzinger (IL)
    • Rep. Rice (SC)
    • Rep. Herrera Beutler (WA)
    • Rep. Newhouse (WA)
    • Rep. Valadao (CA)

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 14, 2021 at 7:26 am

      Interesting how most of them are from blue states.

  • VP Spiro T Cheney
    January 14, 2021 at 3:10 am

    This guy looks like a pedo / rapist. I hope BPD will pick him up.

    January 13, 2021 at 11:48 pm

    If this is really true with this dude or any other dude then they should burn!
    Men get falsely accused of sex crimes all the time….. it’s nothing new.
    There is plenty of evidence suggesting such. However this dude is most likely definitely guilty you can tell. I hope him and any dude who does this type of shit or attempts this type of shit dies a slow miserable death after bubba splits their cheeks!
    I do not ever advocate or condone any type of violence tawords woman or wahhmen. That is not the MGTOW movement. That is just down right despicable! I might give you a heads up on the nature of the modern day wahhmen and call them out for what they are. No matter what you should never put hands on a woman in any type of fashion.
    Just simply walk away it is in your best interest.

    Todays fun fact of the day. The marriage rates are at the lowest they have ever been in recorded history
    And wahhhmen have been losing their jobs due to covid hahahahahaha. How is all that I dont need no man working out for you? All that feminazi propaganda has really worked out for you hasn’t it hahahahaha

    • Truth Is...............
      January 14, 2021 at 1:57 am

      Real men don’t need to join mens support groups. You’re whinier than any “waaaahman” I’ve ever met bro.

        January 14, 2021 at 7:09 am

        Back into the kitchen with you!

        January 14, 2021 at 10:28 am

        This is how stupid you are. You can not discern between what a group or a philosophy is. Mgtow is not a mens group you fool of a wahhmen. It is a philosophy. Like I said toots back into the kitchen with you. That’s if you can even cook something. Modern wahhmen cant even operate a microwave. The women need to step up and teach you thots a few things.

        • DudeRanchStripClub (me/mine pronouns)
          January 14, 2021 at 11:57 am

          It’s an IDEAAAAA like ANTIFA or GAY SEX

          January 14, 2021 at 1:26 pm

          Geez. What an emotional little bitch you are MG. Get a life.

  • The Atitude
    January 13, 2021 at 10:51 pm

    Gary is a wus.
    Part wimp and part puss.
    Whatever happens your toes are stoll tappin

    • Captain Trips
      January 14, 2021 at 7:28 am

      That’s it! That’s the attitude!

      • Mike Damone
        January 14, 2021 at 10:55 am

        Hey Castro surfer bitch that was my line

  • Brandon
    January 13, 2021 at 9:36 pm

    Bill Belichek the genius
    His record without Tom Brady is 26 w 54 losses

    He’ll never see the playoffs again the fat prick

    Looks like Brady didn’t need the genius and the pervert old jew

  • Robert Pervert Kraft
    January 13, 2021 at 9:32 pm

    When a white man protests its insurrection

    When n!ggers burn loot and riot and shoot cops it’s a peaceful protest

    This shit is ending soon the white man has had enough

    • You're an embarrassment
      January 14, 2021 at 10:20 am

      This shit will not end soon stop lying to your self and everyone else. It’s just getting ramped up. None of you will do shit just like none of you have done shit for over 50 years. You have all said many times over that “that’s it were gonna start fight back” bit none of you pussies have done a damn thing about it. It’s been done and will continue to be done and it’s been rubbed in all of your faces and you just sit there and take it and you will continue to sit there and take it. None of you will do anything. You all act and talk tough but you’re all pussies. “when the bullets start flying we will take action” the bullets been flying for months homie. Little white kids been shot, black and white trump supporters been shot and still none of you do a damn thing and you will continue to do a damn thing. “We need to stand up and fight to preserve and protect our constitution” bitch they been trampling on that shit and desecrating that shit for years and still none of you do anything but whine about it. Keep doing nothing about it and shut up and like it. None of you are Patriots so save the nonsense! None of you will fight for a damn thing. You will keep getting bent over with no lube because you like it obviously. If you didnt like getting bent over than you would do something about it. Yet none of you have so obviously you like being bent over. You have had years to do something but it’s always excuse after excuse and those excuses have excuses. No keep paying your high taxes to take care of everyone else. Keep making 100k a year so you can bring home 60k and shut the fuck up because you or any “Patriots” will do a thing. None of you stand for anything because you have let everything fall so shut up and like it.

  • The Way It Is
    January 13, 2021 at 9:25 pm


    Has truth become irrelevant?

    It is amazing how many people seem to have discovered Jan. 6 that riots are wrong — when many of those same people apparently had not noticed that when riots went on for weeks or even months, in various cities across the United States last year. For too many people, especially in the news media, what is right and wrong, true or false, depends on who it helps or hurts politically. Too many media people who are supposed to be reporters act as if they are combatants in political wars.

    It has been said that in a war, truth is the first casualty. That certainly has been so in the media — and in much of academia as well.

    One of the most grotesque distortions growing out of this carelessness with the facts has been a removal of Abraham Lincoln’s name and statues from various places, on grounds that he saw Black people only as property.

    Such criticisms betray an incredible ignorance of history — or else a complete disregard of truth.

    As a lawyer, Lincoln knew there was nothing in the Constitution that authorized any president to free slaves. But he also knew a military commander in wartime can legally seize the property of an enemy nation. Defining slaves as property gave Lincoln, as president, the only legal authority he had to seize them during the Civil War. And once they were seized as property, he could free them as human beings.

    But if the Emancipation Proclamation had based its action on defining the slaves as human beings, with a right to be free, the U.S. Supreme Court of that era undoubtedly would have declared it unconstitutional.

    Millions of human beings would have remained slaves. Would ringing rhetoric be worth that price?

    As for the claim that Lincoln did not regard Black people as human, he invited Frederick Douglass to the White House!
    Gross distortions of history, to get Lincoln’s name removed from schools, tell us a lot about what is wrong with American education today.

    Many schools are closed because of COVID-19 and the teachers unions. And many schools in minority neighborhoods failed to teach children enough math and English, back when they were still open. So it is incredible that school authorities have time to spend on ideological crusades like removing names and statues from schools.

    Unfortunately, too many American education institutions — from elementary schools to universities — have become indoctrination centers. The riots that swept across the country last year are fruits of that indoctrination and the utter disregard for other people’s rights that accompanied those riots.

    At the heart of that indoctrination is a sense of grievance and victimhood when others have better outcomes — which are automatically called “privileges” and never called “achievements,” regardless of what the actual facts are.

    Facts don’t matter in such issues, any more than facts mattered when smearing Lincoln.

    Any “under-representation” of any group in any endeavor can be taken as evidence or proof of discriminatory bias. But those who argue this way cannot show us any society — anywhere in the world, or at any time during thousands of years of recorded history — that had all groups represented proportionally in all endeavors.
    In America’s National Hockey League, for example, there are more players from Canada than from the United States. There are also more players from Sweden than from California, even though California’s population is nearly four times the population of Sweden.

    Californians are more “underrepresented” in the NHL than women are in Silicon Valley. But no one can claim that this is because of discriminatory bias by the NHL. It is far more obviously because people growing up in cold climates are more likely to have ice-skating experience.

    This is one of many factors that produce skewed statistics in many endeavors. Discriminatory bias is among those factors. But it has no monopoly.

    Yet who cares about facts any more, in this age of indoctrination?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      January 14, 2021 at 3:25 am

      Thomas Sowell is a national treasure.

    • Jumbo Elliot
      January 14, 2021 at 9:05 am

      Yes Lincoln did invite Frederick Douglas to the White House
      But he invited him over to fuck his wife wjile Abe watched and stroked off

    • katiecvw
      January 14, 2021 at 9:20 am


      Thank you for sharing this on the rapists page. Pray for the future of this country….

  • Governor Charlie wart face Parker
    January 13, 2021 at 9:14 pm

    My son AJ has an opioid addiction because he fell off a bar stool after drinking 10 Fog cutters and broke his ankle
    A corrupt emergency room doctor prescribed 3 Tylenol with codine tablets for the pain
    This set him off riding the H train

    The doctor belongs in prison along with the pharmacist and cashier at the CVS pharmacy and the gook bartender at Kowloons

    AJ is a good boy

    • 11 counts in MI.
      January 13, 2021 at 10:59 pm

      Some pharmacists go to jail.
      Like the crook and murderer Barry Cadden of New England Compounding Center murdering fame.

  • Lugatz
    January 13, 2021 at 9:05 pm

    This Heidi Lopez spic should shut the fuck up
    Freaking out because Gary was fighting with the bar manager and bouncer

    I’ve fought with bar staff from York beach Maine down to Daytona beach

    No big deal

  • Rainy days
    January 13, 2021 at 8:46 pm

    Congrats all you liberal shit bags
    You elected a corrupt rapist pedophile who shits his pants on Wednesday and Friday
    And a black prostitute with no tits.

    And the white men are all at the gun range

    • Read the memo!
      January 13, 2021 at 9:07 pm

      Its not over yet!!! didnt you hear?! Trumps armed insurrectionist terror cells are on Parler planning a coordinated attack on all the state capitols on inauguration day, AOC said so. It will be super synchronized and super dangerous! Real actual Nazis will even be coming!

      • MAGA
        January 13, 2021 at 11:22 pm

        As the lib is triggered. I guarantee-fucking-tee you Donald Trump will be President until 2024. Guarantee.

        • Don't give up hope!!
          January 14, 2021 at 12:03 am

          LMAO keep smoking that meth in whatever western mass shithole you live in!

  • The Fevahhh... Wooooooooo!!!!
    January 13, 2021 at 8:40 pm

    Hey Turtle Bros! check out the latest viral sensation, the DONUT HOUSING CHALLENEGE! whole donut, one bite :0 So… any one down to house some donuts?!

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    • virus video
      January 13, 2021 at 8:43 pm

      dude 14 people shared that video how the fuck can you call it viral lol

  • Chuckle Spear
    January 13, 2021 at 8:36 pm

    I was with Gary at sidelines bar in Salem

    It definitely wasn’t Gary’s fault

    We were perfectly fine we had only had maybe 12 drinks between us

    Gary respectfully asked the waitress if she enjoyed getting eaten out and she gets all upset

    All we did was light two 20s on fire and threw them flaming into her apron in a fun and friendly sort of way
    No big deal
    That broad should lighten up

  • Dash Riprock
    January 13, 2021 at 8:24 pm

    I also worked tending bar with Gary one summer at the old mill hill club on the cape

    He really knew how to handle people
    If a broad at the bar got a little snooty or uppity I’d watch Gary mix them a drink put it over the bar sink and piss in it just a touch
    There you go hon on the house
    He also got me off a drunk driving charge while he was still in college after I drive through the drive thru at the Burger King in hingham after a two day haffenreffer malt liquor and cocaine binge
    He got me off an insanity defense

    No way this guy would rape a girl or a guy

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      January 14, 2021 at 3:59 am

      The Crystal Palace, Mill Hill Club, the Improper Bostonian, Pufferbellies. Good times.

      • Captain Trips
        Captain Trips
        January 14, 2021 at 7:30 am

        The Swamp Fox….good times

  • Jimmy Ellis from Roxbury
    January 13, 2021 at 8:14 pm

    I went to college with Gary

    Great guy and smart as a whip
    We had our IQs tested at a booth at old orchard beach one summer his is 192

    The only quirk he had that I know of is once in a while if he had too many slow gin fizzes if he picked up a one night stand he’d take a shit in her bed while she was sleeping and then sneak out

    But I mean what the fuck that’s not a huge deal

    • President Joe Biden
      January 13, 2021 at 8:23 pm

      Boardwalk IQ tests are the best. C’mon man, my IQ is higher than yours. I’m gonna pardon this alleged rapist, after all, who hasn’t been accused of rape? C’mon man!

  • Christian Ministry
    January 13, 2021 at 8:05 pm

    Gary is a good dude

    We were coming out of kappys the jew liquor store in revere with a case of vodka
    This middle aged SJW Karen comes up to us screaming at us about where are your masks
    Without even breaking stride Gary hocks a huge lunger that lands right on her nose
    We get into Gary’s Jeep and off we go
    We’re getting a bachelor pad cottage down in Falmouth this summer

    This guys a warrior I’d follow him through the gates of hell

  • Choppin charlie
    January 13, 2021 at 7:56 pm

    Gary Zerola

    I once saw him do a killer Lee Lewis great balls of fire dead balls on impersonation on a baby grand piano in the south end on a Saturday night and set the piano on fire after drinking at least 25 Black Russians
    Then pulled a train on the whole waitress staff
    ( two of them over 60)

    A super nice guy for a fucking lawyer

  • Bobo Olsen
    January 13, 2021 at 7:49 pm

    All these broads are full of shit
    They were really into a little rough sex after playing hard to get

    • Brian Sullivan
      Rooney Eats it
      January 14, 2021 at 11:23 am

      Yah, hard to get— rid of!!!

  • Carlos Danger
    January 13, 2021 at 7:45 pm

    Gary’s a good guy
    I tended bar where I worked playing the piano on the weekends

    He was always quick with a joke
    Or to light up your smoke

    But there was someplace that he’d rather be

    • book em
      January 13, 2021 at 8:26 pm

      Not so fast Carlos did you tend bar or play piano? Seems you can’t keep your story strait.

      • Carlos
        January 13, 2021 at 8:40 pm

        I played the fucking piano with one hand and mixed manhattans with the other

        Occasionally taking a break to rub some broads tits at the bar

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 14, 2021 at 7:33 am

      Is Davey still in the Navy?

      • Carlos
        January 14, 2021 at 9:16 am

        Yes Davey is still in the navy somewhere in the Arabian Sea
        Taking it up the ass in the engine room

  • Guinea Geisha
    January 13, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    This guy will never find a cure for his sex addiction. He’s already tried fucking everything.

    • Captain Trips
      Captain Trips
      January 14, 2021 at 7:32 am

      Where do you get these goodies from? Bravo!

      • Guinea Geisha
        January 14, 2021 at 1:32 pm

        Thanks handsome. Prison mostly 😉

  • Frank Russo
    January 13, 2021 at 6:55 pm

    I will look into this

  • Mayor Menino’s Speech Coach
    January 13, 2021 at 6:30 pm

    Looks like an angry douchebag who has no friends

    • Mayor Menino’s Speech Coach
      January 13, 2021 at 7:15 pm

      Come to think of it, I just described myself perfectly!

  • Charlie the shit bag Parker
    January 13, 2021 at 5:44 pm

    My son is not a drug addict he just does a little meth weed and coke on days that end in y

    He isn’t a rapist either
    He just likes to feel woman up he sees on planes during the flight

    And the state police and the FBI did a thorough non biased investigation

    Therefore I am president trumps moral superior

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 13, 2021 at 5:29 pm

    Looks like he is driving Elizabeth Warrens Grand Cherokee.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    January 13, 2021 at 5:26 pm

    Will Rollins put on her blue lights and issue him a ticket?

    • piss flaps pelosi
      January 13, 2021 at 6:07 pm

      she’s too busy stuffing her face with Big Macs and diet coke. fucking farm animal

      • dats racist
        January 13, 2021 at 8:28 pm

        she eats bojangles and dr pepper to you racist

  • W Corbett A
    January 13, 2021 at 5:24 pm

    Everyone Up here in the north shore knows he’s a creep. Just like that other creep up here that’s going to get arrested soon Joseph Losano …

  • Observer
    January 13, 2021 at 5:12 pm

    In fact there is only 3 Lawyer jokes, the rest are true.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 13, 2021 at 4:46 pm

    Is Amon Goeth reincarnated?

  • Bob
    January 13, 2021 at 4:35 pm

    How come he hasn’t been charged with starting a fire in public. I’m pretty sure that it is illegal to just set things on fire while sitting at a table at a restaurant.

  • Bald Milkdud
    January 13, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Yo!!! Where my panic button be at???!@!!

    • Donald Frump
      January 13, 2021 at 4:56 pm

      Dunno My wife his mine!!!!

  • Barry Soweto
    January 13, 2021 at 4:27 pm

    Ayanna the bald nigress Pressburg husband the handsome silverback from the Franklin park zoo has Covid

    What a tragedy

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ayanna Pressley
      January 14, 2021 at 4:08 am

      Rep. ’s Husband Tests Positive for COVID-19 After Sheltering With Maskless Republicans!

  • sleepy Joe
    January 13, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    White privilege

  • Gov Charlie Parker
    January 13, 2021 at 4:01 pm

    Please tell me He was wearing a Mask

  • hartf811
    Georgy Malenkov
    January 13, 2021 at 3:57 pm

    He seemed nice.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    January 13, 2021 at 3:55 pm

    What an amateur.

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