Dacosta’s Pizza Is Calling Out A Turtlegram And Gazette Bootleg Food Critic For Shitty Review And It’s A Breath Of Fresh Air
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People have been raving about Dacosta’s Pizza in Worcester for a while now. The thing about pizza in Worcester is, it’s all pretty much the same. Cookie cutter Greek shit served to you by a friendly first generation dude who wants to talk to you about why he voted for Reagan. We’ve definitely had some nice additions lately with Antonio’s and Dacosta’s though:
Uhhhhhh. I could bathe in that ricotta for days.
Apparently not everyone likes it though. This is Telegram and Gazette food critic Bob Datz:
And I guess he doesn’t like good pizza, because he gave them a shitty review. Then again, lots of restaurants get shitty reviews from shitty jamokes like this whose taste is so bad that he’s relegated to working at a dying newspaper like the Turtlegram. But it was the way that the man behind the Dacosta’s Pizza Bakery Facebook page handled it that was so bad ass:
Such sweet, glorious revenge. I love it. I love it because they’re not supposed to react this way to a bad review. I can’t help but respect people who break unwritten rules like this. I mean, the Turtlegram invites itself in for a review, and you kind of assume they’re gonna give you some good pub. Instead they shit all over you. You were better off with them not coming at all.
Then again, it’s the Turtlegram. They’re a trashy, low class newspaper that shits on local businesses. Why anyone would advertise with them or choose to do business with them is beyond me. Plus, just look at this noob:
He’s a Cleveland Browns fan. Why would anyone trust his judgement on anything?
Apparently Bobby Datz hasn’t responded to the invitation, so they took to Facebook again on Thursday:
Does it count if I hogtie him, put him in my trunk, and drive him down there? Do I still get a year’s worth of free pizza then?
Anyway, if Dacosta’s is reading this, send us an email or message us on Facebook. You are the IDEAL advertiser for our blog. To advertise on Turtleboy you have to have a thick skin, and you can’t be afraid to tell people who tell you they’re boycotting you to go fuck themselves. That’s the Turtleboy way. It would seriously be a match made in heaven.
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