All-Star Criminals

Dangerous Criminals Sought By Sturbridge Police For Accidentally Exercising On Dirt Road Privately Owned By Some Karen 

 

Everyone knows Turtleboy is a pretty strong supporter of law enforcement, but this seems a tad bit ridiculous from the Sturbridge Police Department.

Two joggers and Grandpa Sasquatch walking on a dirt road that they clearly don’t realize is privately owned. Even worse – they’re not wearing masks!! They could’ve spread COVID!!! Thank you to the homeowner who called the police on these dangerous criminals. Sure, you could’ve just put up some signs, or a gate, or just moved on with your life because nobody got hurt. But if you did that then these scofflaws would’ve gotten away with their crimes, and we would have no way to shame them moving forward.

I’ve actually done this before too when I was coaching cross country at Shepherd Hill, and the people who cry about this are just the worst people on the planet. There’s this dirt path that takes you from Dudley to Charlton which runs parallel to Pierpont Road. I’d have kids run on it all the time for cross country, not realizing that one part of it apparently is on some guy’s property. One day this cranky old man whose entire reason for existing is to enforce property boundaries came out hooting and hollering at a bunch of 15 year olds who have never been in trouble their entire lives because cross country kids normally aren’t punks. By the time they got back to school we all got reamed out by the athletic director and told we couldn’t run there anymore. There were no gates or signs, so apparently a bunch of high school kids were supposed to go down to the registry of deeds prior to exercising so as not to trample on this guy’s precious dirt.

The guy who called the cops over this is the one who should be named and shamed, not the people exercising. And the Sturbridge Police should be thoroughly embarrassed since they’re getting destroyed in the comments. If you know who any of these three men are then please do your part by keeping your fucking mouth shut and not snitching to the cops like an asshole. These criminals should be commended for not hiding in their homes from a virus and doing their part to drive down the cost of health insurance for the rest of us by staying physically fit so that they won’t need to be hospitalized due to a virus that preys on sedentary people.  

 

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109 Comment(s)
  • Truth is Out
    December 18, 2020 at 2:12 pm

    Call Officer Colby Tytula with any information you have. This retard was canned by a neighboring town for screwing chicks on duty and driving them around like an uber driver on duty. All covered up so he could get jobs elsewhere. Same department has Officer Ed Page on the force. Same neighboring town 86’d him for harassing young girls years back. WTF Sturbridge PD!!!

  • Judge dread
    December 14, 2020 at 6:42 pm

    My grandfather used to have a sign on his property of probably 15 acres or so in the woods- that said “Those found here at night will be found here in the morning.” back in the 50s-60s so I am told, and no one ever fucked around.

    If you wanna keep the runners off your property, at-least make an effort to post no trespassing / private property signs around so people get the message, rather than just going full Karen. I feel like Karen’s either avoid common sense or they do it so they can have a confrontation.

    Pro-tip Karens: You will be recorded and streamed and everyone will you you are a fucking retard. So maybe get a few of those signs at the local hardware store and save face.

    • Deliverance was based on your granpa
      December 15, 2020 at 8:43 pm

      Your gramps was way ahead of his time, he was gaaaaayyy before it was cool and got spit roasted on the regular. That is why he could not have seen any trespassers

  • Pizza T. Hut
    December 14, 2020 at 2:23 pm

    They don’t call it private property for nothing. I get TB’s point but I also see this from owner’s side. If one of these people stubs their toe or trips and falls while walking or jogging on their property, who is going to get the letter from their lawyer demanding compensation? Yeah, that’s what these sleazy lawyers have done to America.

  • randiguy2006
    Wow!
    December 14, 2020 at 12:29 pm

    So, a law was broken and the police are investigating?

    Ohhhhhhh it was just some white men breaking the law? Sorry. Nevermind.

  • randiguy2006
    Fuck that.
    December 14, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    We are a nations of laws are we not?

    Or do we just get the pick and choose which one we want to follow now?

  • This Is the Last time I Comment
    December 14, 2020 at 12:25 pm

    Notice that my comment was quickly followed by a bunch of nonsense comments.
    I asked a straight question about 3 weeks go on a Tweet, that got deleted, send him a direct message of FB, deleted. I posted the same question on his FB page, deleted.
    I even asked here about 3 weeks ago, and my question got downvoted and quickly lost on a bunch of nonsense comments like this time around. And yet I stayed on as a fan.
    I am out of my usual character right now (do not try to guess) to caution you.
    I got so irritated with what I thought was a troll, but the more I think about it and go back to when it started, it was around the same time TB pages started acting funny (my comments have not gone through at times, and the paypal…well you know).
    I was a small time magician a long time ago, and it is all about misdirection… what better way to do that than keep bringing Kate up (who although we all hate, we are tired of hearing about), and having a “troll” drown all our posts (who the hell has that much time or cares about this site to do that?).
    Keep downvoting me and keep insulting me all you want, but at the end of the day you know I am making sense, and do not say I did not told you so.
    Part of my concern is that Aidan had my financial info and true identity, he is vengeful and I would not out it past him (or some of his minions) to have me fired by calling my boss (which he has done to others).
    He is too reckless right now and desperate. Desperate people do desperate things.
    That is all. Best of luck to those that stick around.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 14, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Another ‘let me talk to your manager’ type asshole.

  • Orion
    December 14, 2020 at 9:48 am

    Hahaha, Grandpa “Sasquatch”. He’s got the same posture and everything!

  • Stu Nadd
    December 14, 2020 at 9:42 am

    Only somebody with master-level asshole training would break out the camera and call Police before politely telling people walking by to stay off their property, or posting a ‘No Trespassing’ sign so there was no mistaking that the land is privately owned. Maybe he or she had tried this once already and it didn’t work, but I seriously doubt it.

  • Confused
    December 14, 2020 at 8:37 am

    Did the post mention masks or COVID at all? Or does TB just inject that into everything he writes? If I missed something where they mentioned masks or COVID, my bad.

    • Obvious
      December 14, 2020 at 9:24 am

      The thing is that Aidan knows he’s been a massive pussy his whole life and everyone can see that, and pretending to not be concerned with covid is the easiest way to fake being tough.

    • Democrats Suck
      December 14, 2020 at 2:25 pm

      I have “No Trespassing” signs on my private dock and that doesn’t seem to stop that who feel entitled to use it. Generally speaking, people suck and signs would not have made a difference.

    • Rte2tentrezindent
      December 20, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      When you click on the link to Sturbridge PD the first thing you read is “Again, there were numerous no trespassing signs.” Fucking typical TB: Uses some facts and makes up the other half. All because of something that supposedly happened to him when he was still allowed to be near kids.

  • Mitch Lipka
    December 14, 2020 at 4:30 am

    You can’t tell if they are just people excising or not . This could be the same people who abducted Holly Pirenian . They pose as joggers and case the neighborhood . It’s a private road and posted . Speaking of Karen’s how many times has turtle contacted his towns police this year ? You should get a surcharge for over using a taxpayer funded police force for private security. You are the worst kind of hypocrite. Do another story on Leigha G. She is a total smoke .

    • Ed Geins Lamp Shade
      December 14, 2020 at 4:35 am

      Not Posted

  • Go Red
    December 14, 2020 at 2:04 am

    It’s funny how much you all talk about covid and masks and all this lockdown BS! Move down south to any red state where nobody gives a fuck about the commie cold . Problem solved

    • Some Yank
      December 14, 2020 at 4:16 am

      Yeah well, we like it up here where it’s a little less…. dark.

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      December 14, 2020 at 9:47 am

      LOL what red states? The whole map looked blue when the election was over. I’m not talking shit, either. I wish it wasn’t that way.

  • No Trespass Orders
    December 13, 2020 at 11:33 pm

    Tell the Karen seeking a trespass order against these people jogging and walking that she can obtain the trespass order by calling 1-800-EAT-SHIT AND ALSO IF THE FIRST LINE IS BUSY DIAL 1-800-CUN-TBAG.

    • Those aren't valid numbers
      December 14, 2020 at 8:30 am

      I just tried them both.

      • Your dense
        December 14, 2020 at 3:30 pm

        If you actually tried dialing those numbers instead of reading them and understanding them them you are a dense dumb mofo

  • CLINT Eastwood
    December 13, 2020 at 11:16 pm

    Get off my lawn!

    • CLINT FLICKER
      December 13, 2020 at 11:17 pm

      CLINT FLICKER seconds that. Get off my lawn.

      • Maura Healey
        December 13, 2020 at 11:19 pm

        This is a Maura Healey. I like CLINT. BIG fan of CLINT.

  • Rachel Rollins
    December 13, 2020 at 11:14 pm

    This is Rachel Rollins. If people of color were taking a walk like in these pics I would refuse to prosecute them. POC bitches. People of color. But since these are while folk? Well we gonna be taking some legal action. Prosecution incoming.

  • 85 percent
    December 13, 2020 at 11:07 pm

    According to numbers on the web (who knows if it’s true there so much bullshit out there) 85 percent of new Covid cases are infecting people who wore a mask. If that is true it means the masks are bullshit. Considering the politicians only wear them at photo ops, I have to say i tend to think masks are bullshit myself. But who the fuck knows. All I know is if I had property near a dirt road and people ran on it or walked on it without causing trouble I wouldn’t give a shit. Good for people who enjoy nature and exercise. Too many people in this country these days are cunts who seem to enjoy shitting on a fucking with other people for no good reason.

  • Black Lives Matter gets a free pass
    December 13, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    Black Lives Matter “protestors” aka rioters get a free pass. No one follows up on serving the feral animals known as blm with no trespass orders. Even when BLM does horrible stuff half the time nothing ever happens to them legally. Total joke. When will police post pictures seeking to bring BLM to justice in the legal system? Not holding my breathe.

  • President Harris
    December 13, 2020 at 10:58 pm

    Cleveland could drop ‘Indians’ from team name by 2022

    How is merely the word “Indian” offensive????????

    • Cum Balls and Hair Ass
      December 13, 2020 at 11:11 pm

      Heard Kamala Harris (Cum Balls and Hair Ass) is going to suggest the name “California Deep Throaters” for a name for Basketball team from Cali. She will be their Mascott. Balls deep is her slogan.

      • hartf811
        Filthy Animals
        December 14, 2020 at 10:05 am

        My vote would be the “Cleveland Steamers”

    • Ingenious
      December 14, 2020 at 5:22 pm

      New name that IS P.C.:

      Cleveland Indeginousers.

      Everyone wins

  • Last word I'll say - exactly what I just wrote about!
    December 13, 2020 at 10:08 pm

    I am reposting the replay I had to my original commen, as I did not realize how much my original messages got drowned out. Keeps saying I am not right.

    Here is my reply and thoughts on what is going on (and no, I am not a shitty troll):

    Notice that my comment was quickly followed by a bunch of nonsense comments.
    I asked a straight question about 3 weeks go on a Tweet, that got deleted, send him a direct message of FB, deleted. I posted the same question on his FB page, deleted.
    I even asked here about 3 weeks ago, and my question got downvoted and quickly lost on a bunch of nonsense comments like this time around. And yet I stayed on as a fan.
    I am out of my usual character right now (do not try to guess) to caution you.
    I got so irritated with what I thought was a troll, but the more I think about it and go back to when it started, it was around the same time TB pages started acting funny (my comments have not gone through at times, and the paypal…well you know).
    I was a small time magician a long time ago, and it is all about misdirection… what better way to do that than keep bringing Kate up (who although we all hate, we are tired of hearing about), and having a “troll” drown all our posts (who the hell has that much time or cares about this site to do that?).
    Keep downvoting me and keep insulting me all you want, but at the end of the day you know I am making sense, and do not say I did not told you so.
    Part of my concern is that Aidan had my financial info and true identity, he is vengeful and I would not out it past him (or some of his minions) to have me fired by calling my boss (which he has done to others).
    He is too reckless right now and desperate. Desperate people do desperate things.
    That is all. Best of luck to those that stick around.

    • Earl
      December 14, 2020 at 6:15 am

      who the fuck are you again??

      • Who?
        December 15, 2020 at 8:46 pm

        Not a puss name Earl, I can deduct that..

  • Fucking maskdebator's all suck.
    December 13, 2020 at 9:42 pm

    The only issue I would have if someone trespassed on my property is if they were wearing a mask. With out a mask you can trespass all you want, just take your trash with you when you leave. Trespass with a mask on and I’m gonna shoot you in the ass so you cant sit down for a few weeks. A couple of nice slug’s or some dragons breath will keep you from trespassing on my property with a mask on again. Though the dragons breath might make it so you cant sit, stand or lay down for a few weeks. I loathe people who wear masks out in public. What I loathe even more is people who wear masks walking alone on in public, or, when they’re in their vehicle alone.

    • Where do you stand on...
      December 13, 2020 at 10:21 pm

      …wearing a mask?

  • Stunt Penis
    December 13, 2020 at 9:39 pm

    why not file a public records request for a copy of the complaint?

    • mynameismud
      December 13, 2020 at 11:10 pm

      Trust me when I tell you this….. All you’d get is a print out of the call with no info on the person. An anonymous call won’t have any info. And even if it originally did, I doubt the cops will release the person’s address knowing full well what would come of it.

      • Stunt Penis
        December 14, 2020 at 4:18 am

        the complainant’s name and address is certainly a matter of public record, unless the person is under the age of 18. Any call for service is going to generate a report with a narrative as well.

        Knowing the Massachusetts public records law is a wonderful thing. Knowing how to file complaints if your requests are not fulfilled or are ignored is an even better skill to have.

        All that said, however, Uncle’s reporting is shoddy at best. His article title states they were “accidentally” doing something, an adjective which cannot be applied to their activity since it is unknown whether or not they accidentally did anything. For all we know there are no trespass signs posted and the people ignored them, or they were politely asked not to trespass and continue to do so anyway.

        Personally I find it more effective to stand outside on my property with my shotgun when people start thinking about trespassing.

  • Metros Empty Nutsack
    December 13, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    I remember when I used to be allowed out of the house.

  • ibet
    December 13, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    I bet the person who called the cops is a disgusting, fat, old, dried up woman that hasn’t gotten the D since 1961. These are criminals I can support. Glad they’re not afraid of the commie cold.

  • observer
    December 13, 2020 at 7:45 pm

    A lot of weird posts on Turtleboy today.

    • Boe Jiden
      @observer
      December 13, 2020 at 8:09 pm

      Thank you for your observation.

      • @@observer
        December 13, 2020 at 8:22 pm

        “It’s MY piranha fish!”

        Sincerely,
        Bobby Brown

        • Boe Jiden
          @@@observer
          December 13, 2020 at 8:31 pm

          Sorry, Got wrapped up Like A Douche

        • @@@@observer
          December 13, 2020 at 8:58 pm

          I’m sorry Ms.Jackson. I am four eels. Never meant to make your daughter cry. I am just some fish and not a guy.

          • Boe Jiden
            @@@@@observer
            December 13, 2020 at 9:24 pm

            Hold me closer Tony Danza.
            Can’t the headlights blind the highway.

          • @@@@@@observer
            December 13, 2020 at 9:42 pm

            When I find myself in times of trouble, Julie Andrews comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom, doh-ray-mee.

    • Boe Jiden
      @@@@@@@observer
      December 13, 2020 at 9:53 pm

      Ah yeeaaahhhh
      Can you see dems?
      Out on the Porch
      Potato wave
      ICEE dems
      Brown the runway
      Anna no, Anna no…
      I don’t wanna see…

      Make me fries
      – Veddie Edder

      • @(infinity!)observer
        December 13, 2020 at 10:35 pm

        “…said I’d like to know where…you got the lotioon?”
        Hues Corporation

        • @@(INFINITY!)OBSERVER
          December 13, 2020 at 11:09 pm

          The basket.

          • The real Observer
            December 14, 2020 at 12:49 am

            Like I said.

            A lot of weird posts on Turtleboy today”…..

  • TB is the biggest fake
    December 13, 2020 at 6:45 pm

    I do not know why TB keeps saying COVID is fake.
    I read that he had a choice of going into court on the Kate thing, but HE chose to have it virtually.
    No way a clerk will issue a complaint now, guaranteed!
    I also read he is under investigation by the feds for getting a gov loan when his “busines” was affected by the virus. How?! His business is virtual and was going under way before the virus. And he keeps posting it is a hoax and all.
    I told you he got hacked, how do you think he had that “malfunction” on live yesterday?
    Just a matter of time before he (and all of us) get a denial of service or “page does notexist”.
    I froze my monthly payment and changed my bank account.
    Same thing happened when TJ Maxx got hacked , they kept denying it until they said “ooops, sorry”. I never did get my $60 that were hacked there because it was my debit card, not my credit card that was used on one transaction. I got the money taken out of my credit card in about 2 months though.
    I learned my lesson, and you likely will wait until you are 3 hours with the bank trying to get your money back before you realize I am right.
    Go ahead and ask TB on Twiter or live, he’ll probably delete your message or ignore it like he did mine.

    • Boe Jiden
      @fake
      December 13, 2020 at 7:01 pm

      What did one purchase at TJ Max for $60? Sand paper bed sheets? Or winter coats with broken zippers?

      • If you must know
        December 13, 2020 at 7:13 pm

        It was actually a nice spice set and rack to go with the kitchen remodeling we just did back then.
        If you must know, you weirdo.

        • Boe Jiden
          Bullshit...
          December 13, 2020 at 7:24 pm

          TJ Maxx had zero spices or said racks to go with spices. The only racks they had were for clearance shoes that old women wore to funerals for people that they were barely aquatinted.
          Occasionally there were pleated knock off slacks that were more colorful than a Liz Warren 3 button Blazer with a mock turtle neck.
          No food flavoring was provided.

          • Ok...
            December 13, 2020 at 7:45 pm

            Sure bud, you got me!

            I get a feeling that no matter what I said, you would have said the same.

            You do not have to believe me, ask him, just ask him.

            I took my precautions. And answered your silly question. Don’t be offended because I made a statement you may not like. The info is out there, and the signs he got hacked are there.
            If you want to ignore the glitches and the signs, by all means.
            I have been a fan since waaaay back, when there was only maybe a thousand of us following TB from the Worcester area and I use to like, comment, and share his stories. I remember when he broke a few stories and we grew tenfold overnight. I even have his book.
            But go ahead and tell me how much of a fake or troll I am…
            You probably do not even know who the first TB contributor (besides Aidan) was. You were likely not even around for the first ratched madness, or when we were all trying to argue which Mass town was.more ratchet (I still say Holyoke).
            I have been a big fan, but Aidan is letting us down, and is not listening to his fanbase. A big red flag for me is I have been ignored, even though I even contributed when his Paypal went down (screw big corp).

          • caveman
            December 13, 2020 at 11:15 pm

            You clearly haven’t been to Springfield and MANY cities out east if you think Holyoke is the most rachet city. I mean really??? Springfield has 2-3 times the crime as Holyoke. Don’t even get me started on places like Lowell.

        • Wait, so you legit bought spices at...T.J Maxx?
          December 13, 2020 at 8:27 pm

          Philistine!

          Sincerely,
          Martha Stewart

          • The Manager
            December 13, 2020 at 9:04 pm

            It was just a rusty can of Old Spice.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      CalmWhiteDad (not angry anymore)
      December 13, 2020 at 7:17 pm

      Imagine investing time and energy into attempting to discredit an internet blogger in the comments of his blog. What a loser. Go get a hobby. I pity your pathetic existence.

      • Boe Jiden
        Imagine...
        December 13, 2020 at 7:33 pm

        Imagine investing your time in devaluing a comment by clamwhitedad who spent his time devaluing the comments of others who devalued the comments to begin with.
        It’s like a funhouse of mirrors.
        Yet here we are.

    • Last words I will say
      December 13, 2020 at 9:50 pm

      Notice that my comment was quickly followed by a bunch of nonsense comments.
      I asked a straight question about 3 weeks go on a Tweet, that got deleted, send him a direct message of FB, deleted. I posted the same question on his FB page, deleted.
      I even asked here about 3 weeks ago, and my question got downvoted and quickly lost on a bunch of nonsense comments like this time around. And yet I stayed on as a fan.
      I am out of my usual character right now (do not try to guess) to caution you.
      I got so irritated with what I thought was a troll, but the more I think about it and go back to when it started, it was around the same time TB pages started acting funny (my comments have not gone through at times, and the paypal…well you know).
      I was a small time magician a long time ago, and it is all about misdirection… what better way to do that than keep bringing Kate up (who although we all hate, we are tired of hearing about), and having a “troll” drown all our posts (who the hell has that much time or cares about this site to do that?).
      Keep downvoting me and keep insulting me all you want, but at the end of the day you know I am making sense, and do not say I did not told you so.
      Part of my concern is that Aidan had my financial info and true identity, he is vengeful and I would not out it past him (or some of his minions) to have me fired by calling my boss (which he has done to others).
      He is too reckless right now and desperate. Desperate people do desperate things.
      That is all. Best of luck to those that stick around.

      • Linda Coralyn
        Exactly when?
        December 14, 2020 at 8:08 am

        So, is this an addendum on the last words you will say?? Cause you seem to be saying a lot after you said your last words

  • Woody Guthrie
    December 13, 2020 at 6:27 pm

    Hell yeah someone remembers my original lyrics.

    This machine kills fascists. CPUSA.

  • Andrea Grocer
    December 13, 2020 at 6:25 pm

    jesus christ…it isnt like they left eight turd piles in a parking lot…

    • Natick Outdoor Store
      December 13, 2020 at 8:52 pm

      How dare you

  • Bill Realist
    December 13, 2020 at 5:59 pm

    Up here in northern Vermont ,where I had to move to get away from the rest of you shit bags we have something called current use. Unless you want to get taxed up the rectum you let what’s been going on for generations go on. Plus there’s no naggers so it’s pretty sweet.

    • Boe Jiden
      @Bill Realist
      December 13, 2020 at 6:44 pm

      Not being a dick, but shouldn’t you have moved to far Northern New Hampshire for the same reason with less taxes and hypocritical hippies?

    • Calm WhiteDad
      CalmWhiteDad (not angry anymore)
      December 13, 2020 at 7:20 pm

      I escaped too, but to NH. Locked and loaded but don’t need it because there’s no nig nogs here either.

      • Boe Jiden
        @Clamwhitedad
        December 13, 2020 at 7:51 pm

        Strong money is on Idaho. Far better chance of succession. Idaho has better economy, purer americana, less drug infestation than Montana. Wyoming a close second, great tourist and ski economy. Concord, Manchester, Londonderry have been infested. You need to think step 2. Go West young man

        • Rambling New Englander
          December 13, 2020 at 8:32 pm

          Total agreement. Salem, NH – which I used to love – might as well just rename itself North Lawrence. Manchester, same thing, sketch as all get out. Same for Trashua too.

          I used to love southern NH though, not trying to rip on it. But like David Bowie, Ch-ch-ch-changes.

      • Boe Jiden
        @clamdad
        December 13, 2020 at 8:01 pm

        Have u been to North Conway, Hampton Beach, or Winnipesaukee?
        How far removed are you?!
        Fuck Sake go to a numbered plot of land (plantations hehe) in Northern Maine.

    • caveman
      December 13, 2020 at 11:18 pm

      I know what you mean. My ex wife used to nag the hell out of me. If there’s anything I hate, it’s naggers. Always nagging about something. When are you gonna cut the grass???? You said you’d bring the Christmas tree down two weeks ago…… I thought you said you were going to take out the trash today???…

      It’s crazy that NH is free of people that nag.

  • Jewmerica
    December 13, 2020 at 5:46 pm

    Jewish countries have the worst police.

    • Big Stein
      December 13, 2020 at 8:43 pm

      And your mom has the best ass!

      • Hook nosed gremlins
        December 13, 2020 at 9:52 pm

        She might in fact have a huge ass. I will say he is right about the ewwws though.
        In the Tora it says that when jesus returns that the gentile’s will all be slaves. Ask any ewwws if that’s true and what they think about it. Hint, it’s TRUE and they think its great. Let’s also defend the ewwws who kidnap European woman and force them to service ewwws exclusively. Let’s not also forget that many ewww pedophiles flee their current countries for Israel as too escape said pedo charges. Let’s not also forget that the porn industry and Hollyweird is full of nasty ewwws.
        So I say to you, the dude is onto something and he is very correct. Let’s not also forget that the hallahoax was never spoken about at nuremburg and it was not until the early 70’s that the ewwws started to spread that rumor on the tell a vision. So I say, so I say, he is right about the ewwws!

        • All I know is
          December 13, 2020 at 10:44 pm

          Kyle is my favorite character on South Park

  • Black privilege is the ability to commit violent crimes and still call yourself a victim.
    December 13, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    The Rev. Al Sharpton could be spreading more than the gospel from his new $2 million digs at the luxury Bristol Plaza on the Upper East Side.

    The 66-year-old activist and MSNBC host has been forgoing a mask in the building’s common areas including the elevators and gym, according to a resident.

    The Bristol Plaza is home to many senior citizens and also offers temporary apartments for cancer patients and others getting treatment at nearby Memorial-Sloan Kettering and other hospitals, the resident said.

    • Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      Luke Fondleberg (Deez/Doze)
      December 16, 2020 at 1:38 am

      I always wondered where the good Reverend has his church located….

  • Blue lives don’t matter
    December 13, 2020 at 4:57 pm

    I told you so.

    • That's not what your mom said!
      December 13, 2020 at 5:28 pm

      Suck it!

  • The ghost of Jalajhia Finklea
    December 13, 2020 at 4:52 pm

    Keep up the honest reporting. Had I followed a better path like all the turtle riders maybe I wouldn’t have died as a trashy pregnant teenager.

  • Dick Fondler
    December 13, 2020 at 4:49 pm

    My left hand is trespassing in my pants right now.

  • President Harris
    December 13, 2020 at 4:43 pm

    I cannot find any description or mugshots of the apprehended Woburn shooters?

    • I hate joggers
      December 13, 2020 at 10:07 pm

      I saw the men in the mugshots. They are obviously the color of our rooms when the lights go out (they always are)
      One was even rocking the coolio gangsters paradise braided rats nest.

  • Lettuce Wrap
    December 13, 2020 at 4:23 pm

    Tried watching the you tube live show last night.10 minutes and it stopped.
    Anyone know why? What happened?

    • Hate Fags
      December 13, 2020 at 5:32 pm

      It switched over to gay porn, I believe. TB edited the gay porn out and reposted it without the gay porn. It’s up on YouTube now.

  • I don't always travel 84
    December 13, 2020 at 4:11 pm

    But when I do, I stay the hell on it!

  • semper fi
    December 13, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    I own a substantial amount of acreage and have looked into the laws regarding posting/trespassing. Strangers hunt on my property. It isn’t posted.
    Unless the property is “clearly posted” (no definition of that was available when i researched this) people can transit your property as these joggers did. The property owner here has no complaint; unless the property IS posted.
    So there you have it. And the mask issue? these people were not out in “the public” as they were on private property so the mask issue doesn’t apply. Let the police think about that one before chasing after them.

  • Boe Jiden
    I dunno...
    December 13, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Perhaps they were out butt hugging without a permit on private property.
    Perhaps the Sturbridge police is to politically correct to use the term “Butt Hugging” in a public format.
    Perhaps bigfoot got some ass.
    Who’s to say? Very vague post by SPD.

  • Boe Jiden
    Ye Olde Sturbridge Village
    December 13, 2020 at 3:10 pm

    Come see where White Oppression and the Subjugation of Native, African, Transgenders, and Women began. See the joy of thatched roofs, butter churning, and privy pits. Hit a wooden hoop with a stick.
    Witness a bored law enforcement entity try to identify former High School Track Nerds and a possible Sasquatch reliving their dreams of cross country glory.
    The horror.

    • Boe Jiden
      ^^You Stupid Ingrates^^
      December 13, 2020 at 5:50 pm

      The above post is parody

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    December 13, 2020 at 2:55 pm

    I certainly hope The Sturbridge PD apprehends these interlopers! They were creating a superspreader situation! This will not be tolerated! Jail time will wake them up!

  • Double Standard
    December 13, 2020 at 2:30 pm

    Ummm weren’t you all about how the couple holding guns on their lawn when the BLM parade went buy were doing the right thing by protecting their property??
    Why were they in the right not wanting the coons walking on their property but this womans a bitch for not wanting white people running through her property every day?

    • I See Dumb People
      I see dumb people
      December 13, 2020 at 2:44 pm

      Hey dumbass the couple that pulled the guns had a fucking mob of protesters on their private property… These people are alone and exercising there’s a MASSIVE difference in the l2 scenarios… Fucking jackass imbecile

    • Spic Neglector
      December 13, 2020 at 2:48 pm

      lol fucking retard. You’re probably just a troll still hanging out here from that pocahontas girl that got killed, but do you really not see the difference between a violent mob of people on your lawn yelling they are gonna “fuck your white ass up” and “gonna make your wife suck my dick” and these three guys out exercising?

    • Satan
      December 13, 2020 at 6:48 pm

      I think the phrase you forgot was malicious intent dumbass. Im sure if it was 50 angry white dudes bashing through gates and chanting about taking the govenor this would have been reported differently.
      Now go spend your state issued christmas bonus on meth and start a gofund me for gifts and housing for your kids

    • Totally double standars
      December 13, 2020 at 6:49 pm

      I agree!
      Unc just posted this past week saying “if you know who X is, call the police and tell them”. Same week he is saying”don’t snitch”.
      He may be a schizo…

  • FUCK THE POLICE
    December 13, 2020 at 2:29 pm

    THE POLICE WILL NOT TELL US WHAT TO DO. WE WILL NOT LISTEN TO THEIR ORDERS. WE WILL INSTEAD LISTEN TO THE TURTLE. HE IS OUR LORD GOD.

  • Dirty Mike and the boys
    December 13, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    This snobby bitch is such a cunt. She won’t even let me and the boys set up a tent city in her driveway.

  • Bike Shorts Gary
    December 13, 2020 at 2:17 pm

    I agree TB so what’s your address so me and my hot friends can come over and run around in your backyard, you can coach us it’ll be hot.

  • My niggggga
    December 13, 2020 at 2:13 pm

    Trespassing is legal in CA

    • Herman Goehring
      December 13, 2020 at 8:25 pm

      I know the shit bag who owns this property

      He’s a homosexual and he’s on his way out from AIDS

      • Herman Goehring
        December 13, 2020 at 8:46 pm

        And the reason I know him was I used to hang out there all the time, playing paddle the pickle with him and what not.

        • Captain Trips
          Captain Trips
          December 14, 2020 at 2:42 pm

          Laugh-In Nazi: ‘Vedddyy interesting!…..’

  • Lee Ho
    December 13, 2020 at 1:49 pm

    I walked on that property, even though 8 out of 10 voices in my head said “don’t trespass”.

  • Sinbad the sailor
    December 13, 2020 at 1:47 pm

    After World War 2, they found out only 6% of the German people were nazis. What this guy have a game camera set up? Put up a sign if you are such a fucking stazi. Better yet do a Biden, go out on your porch and shoot your double barrel shotgun in the air. Then go back in and finish your pudding. In Worcester they would hang up the phone before you got the third sentence out over the call. YaYa, I know all about the Wall Street journal article about the WPD.

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