About a week and a half ago, NST wrote this blog about Amber Phillips, a cumdumpster from Connecticut who was arrested for robbing a good Samaritan who had bought her sob story, driven her to a homeless shelter, then come back later to check on her and bought her food, coffee, socks and gloves before realizing the junkalope had ripped off her wallet for over $100 cash.
She also appears to morph into a completely difference person between Facebook selfies and mugshots.
And is clearly on the “Body-by-Diego” weight loss plan.
Sexy.
Truth be told, those eyebrows are the real crime here, homegirl. Lay off the junk, and the sharpie!
Well, not even two weeks after her first arrest, look what happened again:
“On 2/27/2019 at approximately 6:00 pm, the Killingly Resident Trooper’s Office investigated a reported theft of a purse from a victim that was shopping at Target in Killingly. In summary, a female suspect distracted an elderly female while she was shopping at Target. Once the elderly female was distracted, the suspect stole the victim’s purse from her shopping cart. The victim’s wallet was then removed from the purse, and the empty purse was turned over to Target Employees. The suspect removed all the cash from the wallet and discarded it in a nearby trash can. The victim provided a detailed description of the suspect. From prior knowledge in a parallel investigation, a Killingly Constable responded to a known address for the suspect, Amber Phillips. The suspect was located leaving this address and was placed under arrest without incident. Amber Phillips (DOB 04/12/1990) was charged with Larceny 6th (C.G.S. 53a-125b) and was released on a $1,500 bond. Phillips is scheduled to appear in Danielson Superior Court on 03/11/2019 at 0900 hours.”
The first red flag here should have been her mere presence at Target. Look at this face.
That’s Wal-Mart and Dollar General only.
But hey, good thing she was released on bond, huh? She is obviously going to go out and do the same thing all over again. Do you really think it was her $1,500.00 that was put up for bond?
Yeah, we all know it’s not lack of childcare keeping you from gainful employment, sleazehog. With you as his mother, your son would be equally as safe being cared for by rabid dumpster raccoons. Obviously someone’s watching both your crotch fruit while you rip off little old ladies for their grocery money.
I’m sure this isn’t the last we’ll be seeing of this jizz jacuzzi, so….same time next week, Amber!
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22 Comment(s)
I’ve seen better titties in a National Geographic magazine. O_o about sums it up I swear her tits look like they’re trying to run away from her. Gross fat ass slam pig wouldn’t even qualify as a practice girl. Those flapjack tits make me want to puke. If she runs with out a bra on it sounds like applause clap clap clap clap clap. Fucking runny eggs hanging from a nail. I bet the nips aint even round she probably got those weird misshapen giant oval nips.
Short hair and drugs don’t work for this bitch. She’s still highly fuckable, as long as its std free and shaved smooth, that pussy is good to go. Lights out kills some of her body flaws that a warm wet bald pussy replaces.
Her stomach is gross – Hide that thang
She’s looks like a low-class Newcastle England hooker
On randy guy’s moms face.
You can’t get much lower than this.
Most shopping carts have a seat belt in the child’s seat, which is where most women place their purses. All women need to fasten their purses into the shopping cart using this seat belt. It is very effective in preventing this from successfully happening. Also, carry mace or pepper spray in your pocket so you can spray them when they attempt to steal your purse.
Wow.. where to start. With the crayon drawn eyebrows, the sunken mouth which means half her grill has already rotted out. Or the fact that she looks like a bucket of stds. This little twat needs her ass beat. Notice she steals from people who can’t protect themselves. Why not someone that can? Cause she is a coward. Taking from a elderly person who most likely is living on a fixed income like most of the elders are now. She never gave a shit if she took all that persons money and they had nothing to buy food with. She wouldn’t have cared if this poor person had to eat fucking cat food because of her selfish rotten act. I pray that this person has grandchildren and they come looking for this dirty bitch. I know if it was one of my grandparents I would make dam sure her face would be changed forever. And if I couldn’t do it myself, I would pay someone who could and would do it for me. This is what needs to start happening. You steal, cut their fingers off. Second time hand and so on.. stupid has to learn one way or another right. There is nothing I hate more than a thief, especially one who steals from innocent people. The ones who rob Wal-Mart are bad enough. But to do this to elderly people!! Rotten bitch. I wish I knew her, Her karma will come, I just wish it would hurry up.
So…she….live around here??
A few years from now Amber will pull her mug shots out and will think of these times as the happy times.
I’d slip her the bishop.
Fat chick With small tits =
FLATSO
Lil Jimmy Norton
Hahaha…that’s fucking brilliant!!! Flatso!!!
If she got her dentures back for the mugshot it would have come out better
My goodness the Facebook pics verse mugshot pics is like beer googles and then waking up in the morning to the reality of the bad decision made the night before
She’s got the pre-sunken in junkie face coming right in. Within the next 6 months she will look like she’s ages 30 years.
Keep up the good work.
Why do they continue to let this menace to society remain free to rip off elderly women’s purses? I don’t fucking get it. Wtf has become of our legal system? Just because you spit out a welfare trophy shouldn’t mean you are above incarceration. The kid would be better off without her regardless.
Ah, Conn is no different than Mass.
As a homeowner without spawns I feel like we to kill tax credits for parents to cover the expense of shitty parents who also get that credit. Plus they should all voluntarily pay the higher tax rate. Do you no what I’m saying.
I have two kids and I agree 100%. My choice my expense. I also totally agree that parents should pay higher taxes for the disproportionate use of public resources. This is coming from a guy who pays more in federal taxes alone than on child support. I also believe that ex-wives receiving alimony should be required to continue serving their sponsor no fewer than three times a week in whatever fashion the benefactor so chooses for however long they are on the payroll.
Perhaps she can acquire gainful employment at a local discount rub rub and tug. The Wal-Mart of rub and tugs where a handi is 19.95.
I’d be afraid she’d steal my dick
Works for me.
I don’t wrap it up.
As long as she doesn’t have MAJOR mouth lesions I’m all over it.
Whoops, I only do Asians, not this white trash cum dumpster.
I am hungry, Lo mein anyone?