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Danielson Donkey Schlong Caught Red Handed Cranking The Cream Machine In Connecticut Laundromat For Third Time

 

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40 Comment(s)
  • Get Fucked
    August 20, 2021 at 3:27 pm

    Wow, you unmanaged to find a public masturbator. . Yet twisted fucks like Dahmer, Bundy, BTK, Gary Ridgeway, Gacy, Gein, and FBI profile for 99.9% serial killers is white males you inbred racist fucks. I am white, and literally see more are more white people who think they are “better than everyone”, yet they are numbers by booze, pulls, are sex offenders, dirty meth heads, and blame EVERYONE else for their problems.

    Sounds like the members of this message board

    • magikmike
      August 21, 2021 at 9:36 pm

      Actually the worst serial killers are mostly Latino.
      6. Pedro Rodrigues Filho – 71 victims
      5. Daniel Camargo Barbosa – 72 victims
      4. Mikhail Popkov – 83 victims
      3. Javed Iqbal – 100 victims
      2. Pedro Lopez – 110 victims
      1. Luis Garavito – 138 victims

  • Mad Dog Rollins
    August 16, 2021 at 11:51 am

    He should move to Suffolk County! They don’t prosecute anything over there!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 15, 2021 at 12:51 pm

    Wash he also sitting on a washer during the spin cycle?

  • Captain Trips
    Say No to Nogs
    August 15, 2021 at 12:48 pm

    Monkeys masturbate publicly all of the time.

    Just doing what comes naturally for him!

  • Peach State
    August 15, 2021 at 9:17 am

    Dear Connecticut,

    You can keep him. Thank you.

    Love,
    Georgia

  • Hunter B
    August 14, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    I wonder if has a video of this on a laptop as I can’t seem to find mind.Oh well back to the pipe.

  • Jackson Kelley (horse enthusiast)
    August 14, 2021 at 8:07 pm

    You busy later? Neeeiiiiigggghhh!

  • MC Spammer
    August 14, 2021 at 8:35 am

    This poor nagger is afraid of the racist police, he’s terrified whenever he’s jerking off in public.

    BLM: Black Laundromats Matter.

  • Wanker
    August 14, 2021 at 8:23 am

    It’s time to invoke the three strokes and you are out law.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    CalmWhiteDad
    August 14, 2021 at 7:50 am

    Sex offenders should be castrated after their first offense. They never “get better” or whatever retarded leftist delusion you want to claim. This is a policy that everyone should be able to agree on.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    August 13, 2021 at 8:15 pm

    Cut off his pishadile and feed it to some feral pigs..while he watches.

  • YOUR NORMAL ISNT MY NORMAL RESPECT!!!!! NO REOPENING UNTIL ITS FUCKING SAFE!!!!!
    August 13, 2021 at 7:54 pm

  • Don Lemon
    August 13, 2021 at 6:58 pm

    got any video?

  • Jesus Must Be Real
    August 13, 2021 at 6:49 pm

    He’s being turned down by white women because he’s black, this is the fault of white privilege. Has anyone else noticed White Men have been virtually erased from All tv commercials now. It’s pumping gas into these monkeys heads that they run this shit. Believe That. There being used but just to dumb to know. These are the End Times Folks. What’s right is wrong, what’s Wrong is right. Ai opened the bottomless pit.

  • Danzel X
    August 13, 2021 at 6:42 pm

    Muhdik!!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    August 13, 2021 at 6:10 pm

    Oh my God! Did he do it in front of a woman? Did he force her to watch? Did he climax in front of her? I could only imagine myself in that situation!

  • Wanking While Black
    August 13, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    Chuck Berry recorded a song that should be this guys anthem. My Dingaling.

  • Brandon Sicard
    August 13, 2021 at 5:35 pm

    Dat sandblastin dawg was caught in da back bay.
    It must ne a black thing

  • Metro West Guy
    Dick Rasch
    August 13, 2021 at 5:34 pm

    Minorities want to talk about being profiled and receiving harsher sentences than Whites…My ex wife file a bullshit restraining order during the divorce to help her case. Never arrested or convicted of so much as spitting on the sidewalk in 47 years, personal record and reputation absolutely spotless, and the Judge and local police treated me like Dillinger. If I had violated the order my white ass would have received more jail time than this guy’s sex crimes.

    • Alexander Rich-Shea
      You gotta lie
      August 14, 2021 at 1:59 am

      Only amateurs tell the truth in court. Perjury is how you win. You have to file your own restraining order and make up a story about her riding your dick at knifepoint. Its hilarious for you and humiliating for everyone in court to hear. The judge just throws out both cases because male rape makes them anxious.

  • Monique Blewclintski
    August 13, 2021 at 5:06 pm

    He seems…niiice…(?)

  • Snark
    August 13, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    Dear Mr. Kearny,
    I would like to address your photo bomb collection of your simple minded mug shots…….Is this something you learned from Holden PD??? You look like a queer Jimmy Durante……..Hah cha cha cha chaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!

  • Dinger MuuhhDickins
    August 13, 2021 at 4:28 pm

    Damn this dude is only 26 and already a serial cranke

    I is a sowwiee de offacah iz don dust she was axin fo mo fabrics softonher

  • Mushmouth
    August 13, 2021 at 4:20 pm

    He was attempting to produce a new flavor of ice cream…..Kielbasa n cream!

  • Please tell me
    August 13, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    Why is it always a Dinger that does the Muuhhh Dickens
    Did he not get enough coverage from the mlb already this week

    • Travis Bickle
      August 14, 2021 at 4:48 am

      The general equation goes something like this:

      (Low IQ + High Testosterone + Low Impulse Control) = Propensity for Criminal Behavior & Stupid Shit

      Just sayin’…

  • Pingo
    August 13, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    Yay another penis story.
    The new name of this site
    DICKS FOR CLICKS.
    You rock Turtleboy.

  • Boston Irish
    Boston Irish
    August 13, 2021 at 4:02 pm

    If this was Suffolk county he would be a hero!

    • Rotary Convenience clerk
      August 13, 2021 at 4:37 pm

      No he wouldn’t, he would be in my store buying Powerball Quick Picks like the rest of you slobs.

      Although, he would probably win – that’s how this things go!

  • Hey, Let’s Not Forget That This Man Has A Family, Too
    August 13, 2021 at 3:19 pm

    Sincerely,
    Racial Raaaawlins

  • It has been torment
    August 13, 2021 at 3:12 pm

    Without ST, come back if you are still out there.

    • Inflamed Anus
      Hang in there
      August 13, 2021 at 3:39 pm

      Can’t you just call up Dizzo if you are missing aggressive anal sex? Until then just remember, separation makes the heart grow fonder. Just think of how happy you will be when you are finally able to rendezvous at a motel in Woburn for a few “romantic” hours!!

      • It has been torment
        August 13, 2021 at 7:03 pm

        I’m not sure what happened to you as a child, but you’ve had plenty of time to get over it.

        • Inflamed Anus
          Hang in there
          August 14, 2021 at 5:09 pm

          You are on a blog expressing that “it has been a torment” for you because you haven’t read the posts from another man. My gaydar tells me you sound like a fucking homo hungry for Dizzo’s cock. It is what it is man!

    • Dick LaBone
      August 13, 2021 at 3:52 pm

      This was the guy who bragged about donating 4700$ to UTB, and got zero what he wanted. Hey Princess get over it, he uses everyone…

  • J£WS DR!NK THE BLOOD OF WHITE CHILDREN
    August 13, 2021 at 2:59 pm

    Doesn’t he know he is supposed to jerking-the-Gherkin to his Natzi doll collection in his mother’s basement like the rest of us?

  • Sum Ting Wong
    August 13, 2021 at 2:52 pm

    Just chop it off then we won’t have to deal with this pervert any longer.

  • At least he does not inappropriately touched any females, like Aidan
    August 13, 2021 at 2:42 pm

    ‘Nuff said.

    • Not enough said
      August 13, 2021 at 2:51 pm

      Whatever blog featured your sad sack ass must have been bad, because you are the textbook definition of butt hurt.

      Build a bridge – and get over it!

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