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Danielson Man Out On Bail For Diddling Young Girls Goes Back To Jail For Beer Run, Posts Memes On FB About Shooting People Who Sexually Assault His Daughter

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This next story is so Danielson it hurts…..

An unauthorized beer run cost a 37-year-old Danielson man his freedom on Friday. Joseph Sandman, who was out on bond while his sexual assault cases are moving forward, was handcuffed and led out of Danielson Superior Court after Judge Steven Spellman raised each of his two bonds by $25,000. Assistant State’s Attorney Matthew Crockett said Sandman, who was under a pre-trial supervisory program which restricted his movements, stopped off at a package store in December to buy a six-pack of beer – a violation of his release conditions.

“(Sandman) has a long history of not complying with (supervision),” Crockett said. “And he faces serious charges.”

Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s out on bail for sexual assault cases, but the appeal of a cold 30 rack of Red Dog was just too much for him to pass up. Worth it!!

Anyone who couldn’t tell this guy was a diddler from a mile away will eventually end up getting molested:


He might as well have “Level 3” tattooed on his forehead. He’s basically an animal:

Sandman on March 30, 2016 was charged with first-degree sexual assault, fourth-degree sexual assault, two counts risk of injury to a child and two counts illegal sexual contact, according to a state police report. Police began investigating Sandman after a state Department of Children and Families investigator was notified of the alleged abuse of an underage girl by a school social worker, according to an arrest warrant. A second alleged victim was later identified by police.

The two underage individuals, both younger than 13, accused Sandman of hitting or inappropriately touching them on different occasions during the last several years, according to court documents. The report alleges “suspected child abuse, severe physical abuse and/or severe neglect,” according to a police report.

During a Jan. 7, 2016 interview with state police, Sandman said he was not “clear as to what (was) going on or why this (was) happening to him,” state police said. Sandman denied the allegations and said the victims “were lying,” likely because of an argument concerning an electronic device, police said. Sandman was initially jailed on multiple bonds totaling $100,100, but was released through a supervisory program that required GPS monitoring. Crockett said Sandman has violated the program’s conditions 18 times since his release.

“This most recent violation was not an isolated incident,” Crockett said.

Sandman’s lawyer, David Smith, said his client made the unauthorized liquor store detour in December to help deal with the anxiety of the charges lodged against him.

Oh yea, “anxiety.” Because it’s stressful work sexually assaulting children. 

But the craziest part about this story is when you look at this guy’s been posting on his Facebook page. Keep in mind, he is in jail for sexually assaulting two girls under the age of 13…..

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Yup. I shit you not. He’s posting pictures about shooting boys who try to hook up with his daughter. Meanwhile he sexually assaulted the underage daughters of not one, but two other families. You can’t make this stuff up.

First of all, I can’t stand when any dads post shit like this. We get it dude, you’re an overprotective hardo dad. Very old school of you. We’re all very impressed.

These guys are the worst. One day Turtle princess is gonna grow up and boys are gonna wanna get with her because she’s the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen. I’ll tell you what I won’t be doing – posting hardo memes like this. Because I’m gonna raise her to have respect for herself, and hope she follows my guidance and doesn’t become a Danielson trap queen. If a guy comes on too strong to her she’ll know how to tell them to beat it. If she really likes a guy and he treats her right then what am I gonna complain about? If she grows up to have shitty taste in men then it means I’ve done a shitty job parenting. But I’m gonna shoot some teenage boy for acting on his impulses like a normal teenage boy? Yea dude, you’re a real man.

It’s just so hypocritical because every man has been a teenage boy at some point. And as teenage boys many of us have dealt with these hardo overprotective “you better keep your hands off my princess” dads before. Newsflash Dad – we’re gonna drink a lot of beer and make out. A LOT!! I hated these kind of Dads when I was a teenager, I hate them now, and I refuse to become one.

But most of the Dads who post these memes are at least normal Dads. This guy actually appears to have two kids from the looks of his Facebook page, and meanwhile he’s diddling 11 year olds when they come over for playdates. Not surprisingly he’s also one of these:


Yup, we get it dude. You’re well stocked for the government zombie apocalypse. No one’s getting passed your bunker. Oh wait, you don’t even have a bunker anymore. You’re living in a jail cell because you just couldn’t resist the urge to pound a sixer of Natty Ice while you were out on bail.


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29 Comment(s)
  • TruthBTold
    January 26, 2017 at 11:29 am

    TBS: “Because I’m gonna raise her to have respect for herself, and hope she follows my guidance and doesn’t become a Danielson trap queen.”

    Because a girl who gives into sexual urges is a trap queen?

    TBS: “But I’m gonna shoot some teenage boy for acting on his impulses like a normal teenage boy?”

    And a boy who gives into sexual urges is a normal teenage boy?

    TBS, I think I am just going to keep commenting every time you say something sexist and claim to be a feminist blog. Look at it this way…you will still have me as a reader. Just pointing it out.

  • WTF
    January 26, 2017 at 10:04 am

    This thread is a dumpster fire. In an alley. In the Acre section of Lowell.

  • ElJefe72
    January 25, 2017 at 7:58 pm

    Holy Shit! You’ve got to be kidding me. Red Dog beer still exists?!?

  • BobnMic
    January 25, 2017 at 7:44 pm

    I’m a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and…I like to kiss my own butt.

  • BobnMic
    January 25, 2017 at 7:20 pm

    I used to be a prison guard and I can tell you these are the worst kind of human beings on earth. And when I bust that asshole Turd Burglestein, I’m going to put him in a cell with someone just like this.

    Your days are numbered Turd. I’ve got your name, address, and number. You better sleep with one eye open because you never know when I’m going to show up with that warrant.

    • BobnMic
      January 25, 2017 at 7:42 pm

      I did not write that, but I approve this message.

  • Reddog
    January 25, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    You’d be surprised how appealing a good Reddog can be.

  • Paul Larson
    January 25, 2017 at 4:54 pm


    Why do you allow these SJWs to write such disgusting things about me, but you don’t allow me to respond in kind? I fought for your rights, so why are you censoring me? After all the disgusting photos you have shown, and all the disgusting speech you have printed, you turn on a true patriot. I don’t get it. Who do you think protected you and who do you think risked their lives to protect your rights to freedom of the press?

    It seems to me that you are as cowardly as the SJWs that you disdain. Go ahead; censor me, I dare you to block me from your site, and I will show the world what you are made of.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 25, 2017 at 5:25 pm

      I did not write that,

      Paul Larson

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 25, 2017 at 4:50 pm

    I hope this guy goes away for a long time and gets his asshole turned inside out on a daily basis afterbhe’s forced to suck cellblock cock.

    • BobnMic's Gaping Anus
      January 25, 2017 at 4:51 pm

      That would be awesome. Then his asshole will look just like mine. We can pretend to be twins.

      • Buck Futts
        January 25, 2017 at 5:57 pm

        The ole “pink sock” as the convicts driving the train would call it.

    • Lola Bunny
      January 26, 2017 at 10:52 pm

      The only problem I have with that theory is he would probably love being someone’s bitch, and would gleefully suck cock (not that there’s anything wrong with that lol!) and pretend he is with some child. He is a sick bastard.
      I’m a big fan of castration for sexual deviants that dare to fuck with kids.

  • Realist
    January 25, 2017 at 4:34 pm

    Looks like he is the Rights version of a SJW!

    • KimberlyS
      January 25, 2017 at 4:39 pm

      That was a stretch, even for you.

      • Realist
        January 25, 2017 at 5:08 pm

        I speak the truth, No bias zone!

      • True Reality Speaks
        Mirror Mirror
        January 25, 2017 at 8:16 pm

        Realist is as Dangerous described above. A guilt ridden poseur that believes his delusions. That’s why his screen name is Realist – he’s straight from the world of Fake News and alternative realities.

        • Realist
          January 25, 2017 at 9:57 pm

          No guilt here, I have the balls to call them as I see them. People like you are beholden to one side no matter what, that is weak and pathetic!

  • KimberlyS
    January 25, 2017 at 4:32 pm

    “Crockett said Sandman has violated the program’s conditions 18 times since his release.”

    Why the hell was he still out and about after the FIRST violation?

    • Roman Polanski
      January 26, 2017 at 7:34 am

      Why are these people allowed out in the first place? Sex offenders should be put to death immediately.

  • Dangerous
    January 25, 2017 at 4:11 pm

    Not a surprise he’s doing the dual guilt thing. Many do the same, of course most situations are not serious like this. Seems like many like him, are a contradiction to themselves. He needs to be taken off the street for a long time.

  • Paul Larson
    January 25, 2017 at 3:45 pm

    I just can’t find it in myself to be mad at him. I’ve been sexually attracted to little girls for the past 60 years but choose not to act on it. I consider myself a virtuous pedophile but I am not a child molester and I am not a sex offender. I like them when they’re more natural, like 6-10, before they wear makeup and hit puberty. I tend to be more triggered when I see a little girl in a bathing suit or running around naked. There’s a big difference between attraction, arousal and action. We can’t choose who we’re sexually attracted to and for whatever reason, I just feel that little girls are the most beautiful beings on the planet. There’s something about their innocence, their purity, their just total open personality.

    Paul Larson

    • Paul Larson
      January 25, 2017 at 3:47 pm

      I didn’t write that. Some coward that is too afraid, blah, blah, blah. He’s a loser. I am a winner! Here is a letter and a rosewood engraved pen I found:

      Worcester Telegram & Gazette

      Dear Mr. Larson,

      July 2, 2012


      Your letter to The People’s Forum has been selected as the Letter of the Week.
      Your engraved rosewood Telegram & Gazette Letter of the Week pen is enclosed. We hope you enjoy it.

      Chris Sinacola
      Editor of the Editorial Pages

      Of course now the T&G is just an apologist for the undemocratic Democratic Party!

      Paul Larson

      • Paul Larson
        January 25, 2017 at 3:50 pm

        I didn’t write either of those 2 posts… a coward or cowards did. I’m a tough real man. I like pussy! Grown, beautiful woman pussy. Other than retaining men’s reproductive material, I don’t like them. I train every day (you might even call me a trainable), I have done Shaolin medication since 1773, I have done laxitives since 1867, and I started weight training in 1959, boxing and wrestling in 2061, and have been training ever since. I do dudes every day, I studied Balls on my Chin Na with Dr. Yang in the 1780s, and studied 3 years with Wally Gator, Bobby Lee’s Fuji-tsu teacher and member of the Canvas Belt Hall of Fame. I studied with Dan Marino, 10th Dan, Danny Wood (NKOTB 4 Lyfe bitches), 7th Dan at the time, and Roan Nadago, 7th Danny Tanner at the time and Okinawan Cum-o champion and GoJo Master Scratchy Orange Pumice Soap. I practice Shaolin and Daoist medication, sperm retention (drink 4-6oz per day… preferable straight from the tap), weight training, Ju Ju Bee GoJo Ryu-walla-walla-bing-bang, Booger-kan Okinawa-Ti (first American to study at the Ashram Bulkie Roll). Bulkie was the martial art of the Mutubu family, the kings of Sausage Meat Smoking. When I was in high school, I had a Springfield College student on a Wrestling Scholarship challenge me to a fight. If I won, I got sucked off, if he won, I sucked him off. I say win-win… So we 69’d all afternoon. He ended up being a Major in Green Berets in Vietnam, but I licked his ass so bad that he never bothered me again. (I learned how to please the brown eye years later.) I heard from a mutual friend that he was blind for two weeks. (I guess I licked good enough. Tee hee.) Recently, I was paid to participate in a 2-year gang bang study at the age of 69 years old, because the cardiologist couldn’t believe what great shape my heart is in. I attribute it to all of the sperm I retain.

        PS-I don’t waste my energy on smoking, drinking (haven’t had a drink since May 5, 1982, other than that delectable sperm I retain) or drugs (except China White, I LOVE that shit, and the occasional fatty).

        Paul Larson

        • ZephyrCat
          January 25, 2017 at 3:53 pm

          When did the insane asylum get internet service?

        • True Reality Speaks
          Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
          January 25, 2017 at 8:09 pm

          Enough dude. We get it. You think you’re clever. Once in a while you’re actually a little funny. Most times you come across as a weirdo stalker like BobnMic and his trolls.

          Give it a rest.

          • True Reality Speaks
            Tired of Don't Snitch Pussies
            January 25, 2017 at 8:10 pm

            Intended for Paul Larson – not Zephyr.
            F’in iphone.

    • Sick of this guy
      January 25, 2017 at 5:05 pm

      Seriously? WTF.

      Ban this perv already.

      • Paul Larson
        January 25, 2017 at 5:09 pm

        I didn’t write that!!

        Paul Larson

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