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This next story is so Danielson it hurts…..
An unauthorized beer run cost a 37-year-old Danielson man his freedom on Friday. Joseph Sandman, who was out on bond while his sexual assault cases are moving forward, was handcuffed and led out of Danielson Superior Court after Judge Steven Spellman raised each of his two bonds by $25,000. Assistant State’s Attorney Matthew Crockett said Sandman, who was under a pre-trial supervisory program which restricted his movements, stopped off at a package store in December to buy a six-pack of beer – a violation of his release conditions.
“(Sandman) has a long history of not complying with (supervision),” Crockett said. “And he faces serious charges.”
Oh for fuck’s sake. He’s out on bail for sexual assault cases, but the appeal of a cold 30 rack of Red Dog was just too much for him to pass up. Worth it!!
Anyone who couldn’t tell this guy was a diddler from a mile away will eventually end up getting molested:
He might as well have “Level 3” tattooed on his forehead. He’s basically an animal:
Sandman on March 30, 2016 was charged with first-degree sexual assault, fourth-degree sexual assault, two counts risk of injury to a child and two counts illegal sexual contact, according to a state police report. Police began investigating Sandman after a state Department of Children and Families investigator was notified of the alleged abuse of an underage girl by a school social worker, according to an arrest warrant. A second alleged victim was later identified by police.
The two underage individuals, both younger than 13, accused Sandman of hitting or inappropriately touching them on different occasions during the last several years, according to court documents. The report alleges “suspected child abuse, severe physical abuse and/or severe neglect,” according to a police report.
During a Jan. 7, 2016 interview with state police, Sandman said he was not “clear as to what (was) going on or why this (was) happening to him,” state police said. Sandman denied the allegations and said the victims “were lying,” likely because of an argument concerning an electronic device, police said. Sandman was initially jailed on multiple bonds totaling $100,100, but was released through a supervisory program that required GPS monitoring. Crockett said Sandman has violated the program’s conditions 18 times since his release.
“This most recent violation was not an isolated incident,” Crockett said.
Sandman’s lawyer, David Smith, said his client made the unauthorized liquor store detour in December to help deal with the anxiety of the charges lodged against him.
Oh yea, “anxiety.” Because it’s stressful work sexually assaulting children.
But the craziest part about this story is when you look at this guy’s been posting on his Facebook page. Keep in mind, he is in jail for sexually assaulting two girls under the age of 13…..
Yup. I shit you not. He’s posting pictures about shooting boys who try to hook up with his daughter. Meanwhile he sexually assaulted the underage daughters of not one, but two other families. You can’t make this stuff up.
First of all, I can’t stand when any dads post shit like this. We get it dude, you’re an overprotective hardo dad. Very old school of you. We’re all very impressed.
These guys are the worst. One day Turtle princess is gonna grow up and boys are gonna wanna get with her because she’s the most beautiful thing these eyes have ever seen. I’ll tell you what I won’t be doing – posting hardo memes like this. Because I’m gonna raise her to have respect for herself, and hope she follows my guidance and doesn’t become a Danielson trap queen. If a guy comes on too strong to her she’ll know how to tell them to beat it. If she really likes a guy and he treats her right then what am I gonna complain about? If she grows up to have shitty taste in men then it means I’ve done a shitty job parenting. But I’m gonna shoot some teenage boy for acting on his impulses like a normal teenage boy? Yea dude, you’re a real man.
It’s just so hypocritical because every man has been a teenage boy at some point. And as teenage boys many of us have dealt with these hardo overprotective “you better keep your hands off my princess” dads before. Newsflash Dad – we’re gonna drink a lot of beer and make out. A LOT!! I hated these kind of Dads when I was a teenager, I hate them now, and I refuse to become one.
But most of the Dads who post these memes are at least normal Dads. This guy actually appears to have two kids from the looks of his Facebook page, and meanwhile he’s diddling 11 year olds when they come over for playdates. Not surprisingly he’s also one of these:
Yup, we get it dude. You’re well stocked for the government zombie apocalypse. No one’s getting passed your bunker. Oh wait, you don’t even have a bunker anymore. You’re living in a jail cell because you just couldn’t resist the urge to pound a sixer of Natty Ice while you were out on bail.
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