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Dartmouth Teacher Gets Called A Racist By Mob Of Woke New Bedford Clams For Posting Picture Of McMuffins Trespassing And Swimming In Her Pool

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During vacation week a turtle rider messaged us about this post they saw on Facebook from Dartmouth:

LOL. Busted!!!

We blocked her name because the OP is a teacher who evidently took the post down once she started getting accused of………


Yup, that’s right. A public shaming of some local McMuffins for the purposes of getting in touch with their parents is evidently racist. I guess you’re just supposed to let kids come onto your property and swim in your pool now. Not even kidding….

“Have that stick removed from your ass.”

“Why be an angry bitch?”

“No Place For Hate.”

Hey Andrea, you know what there’s no place for? Jerry curls. Bunch of dingbat kids break into her property and swim in her pool and she’s the asshole for trying to find out who they are. Fuq-ow-duh-hee-yah!!

The reaction she got for being a teacher is exactly why people should always be anonymous on the Internet…..

Oh yea, that’s what you do when people trespass on your property. “Educate them.” Because prior to that they didn’t realize that trespassing was against the law. Instead she “slandered” them by showing a real life picture from HER PROPERTY on HER FACEBOOK PAGE!

How bout this Missy. Next time you’re not home I’m gonna have Turtlegirl Jr. come over and take your dog to my house for a while.

You’re cool with that right? Or does that rule only apply to teachers? Asking for a friend.

Oh, and she also should’ve offered them ice cream!!

Lt. Dan, ICE CREAM!!

This woman is actually stupid enough to truly believe that when you see people trespassing on your property, it is incumbent upon you to not only teach them about why trespassing is bad, but to them reward them with ice cream, drinks, and food for trespassing. Why? Because she’s a teacher of course. Teachers don’t have a right to privacy in their own homes and can’t be upset when teenagers pool hop on their property.

Also, it’s racist…..

Wait….what? Who’s smoking PCP? And just so I have this straight….the Port-uh-geez have a “communist party,” therefore it’s OK for non-Port-uh-geez to trespass because…..racism? Do the Port-uh-geez have white privilege too? Because I gotta be honest, I always put them in the tweener category.

Anyway, these kids got off easy in my opinion. Sad world when a homeowner has to take down a post like this because a gaggle of woke clams insinuated that she should lose her job over it. Luckily I work at Turtleboy so I don’t have to worry about assholes like this trying to get me fired with Uncle Turtleboy. Although I’d like to see his reaction if they tried.

50 Comment(s)
  • Richard Hertz
    August 23, 2018 at 12:34 pm

    Next time this happens, call Dartmouth Police from inside the house, inform them of the “intruders” at your pool, and watch the show, they all should make the team in short order.

  • Kim Un Jong
    August 23, 2018 at 6:24 am

    Armpit of MA.

  • Fo Sho
    Not wid my dick
    August 22, 2018 at 12:51 am

    How’s Teach gonna get the slime ring outta the pool???

  • Mark wright
    August 21, 2018 at 10:34 pm

    People forget how quick these kids run home to tell mommy once they break a leg climbing someone else fence without permission…next thing you know, your getting sued by some stranger you dont even know for allowing someone thing to happen that you didnt even give concent for…fuck these morons, if it was my pool and someone talked that kinda shit about it, they get me beat to there face…twice

  • Wabbitt
    August 21, 2018 at 5:16 pm

    Its racist because she expected the black kid to have parents.

    But I’ll bet daddy would come back from his 12 year trip to the store real fast if the kid got hurt. Gotta get that lawsuit and GoFundMe cash! Hunnit emoji hunnit emoji!

  • suckittrebek
    August 21, 2018 at 3:57 pm


  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 21, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Connect the pool directly to a power line on the street with an on off switch

  • DaBridge
    August 21, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    I hope that the woman who posted this realizes that kids 12 and under can beat the shit out of her with baseball bats and get away with it. Teachers of all people need to understand The danger that Tall Deval and the liberals have put them in.

  • Ashley Mendolusky
    August 21, 2018 at 12:37 pm

    yea educate the kids until one of them falls and cracks their head open and their dumbass parents decide to sue the owner of the property, that the kids trespassed on. fucking morons.

  • eDIZZY
    August 21, 2018 at 11:19 am

    Holy Shit. This is everything wrong with social media in a nutshell.. woman finds strange youngsters swimming in her pool.. not the end of the world, not like she found them pointing a gun in her and her family’s face during a drug-induced home invasion, but still, trespassing is still a crime so she tries to use social media to notify the parents of said kids in an effort to educate them about why it’s not okay to just waltz onto people’s property at will and use their shit. So far so good. 20 years ago, without the camera phone or facebook she would’ve called the police most likely, but with the advances she is able to avoid that drastic measure. Problem is, now everyone seeing the post gets to ‘share’ their opinion & social media opinions are really just SJW Woke echo’s, so now she is a racist, elitist, destroyer of youth & deserving of public ridicule.. wake up people.

  • Stunt Penis
    August 21, 2018 at 10:31 am

    More incontrovertible proof Facebook is inhabited by complete retards.

  • Y
    August 21, 2018 at 10:09 am

    The fake outrage just needs to end.

  • Jack Mehoff
    August 21, 2018 at 10:09 am

    Too bad that she didn’t drop an electrical cord into the pool and fry these little fuckers.

  • TJB
    August 21, 2018 at 9:28 am

    Cabral… You should do a snooger check before posting. Lower right pic. Your photos look like post Mortem bitch.

  • Woodiculous
    August 21, 2018 at 9:09 am

    If this pool owner discovered that kids were trespassing, did nothing as these people suggest, and then they did again later and one or more got hurt, she would be in a world of legal trouble because she had notice.

    She could have called the police, but instead just wants to tell their parents. This isn’t a mean woman. What she did was appropriate. If it was pre-internet, she might have known the parents already and no one would complain if she knocked on their door and told the parents.

    • bigdaddy
      August 21, 2018 at 12:28 pm

      What are the odds the parents are just as irresponsible or there are actually 2 parents in the household ??

  • paranoiawilldestroyya
    August 21, 2018 at 8:39 am

    Have a kid in my neighborhood who is (according to the police) borderline stalking my daughter. Has even tried breaking into my house to get to her. Comes into my yard, throws shit at the house by her bedroom. I have 2 police reports. Went to file an harassment and no trespass order and judge said because he hasn’t actually touched her, there is no cause for concern and no order was given. Maybe because he is considered special needs, high functioning autism or maybe because judges seem to like letting the problems have umpteen chances. Calling the police probably wouldn’t have led to anything. Police do their jobs, courts do not. Kids these days can get away with anything.

    • Remington 870 Express
      August 21, 2018 at 9:01 am

      Fill me up with rock salt, point me out the window, chick chick the slide. Problem solved?

    • MrSmiley
      August 21, 2018 at 9:33 am

      I suggest the blink camera system. Very easy to set up. Its awful how pds and courts are now dealing with juveniles in mass because of the new laws. Be careful.

      • Y
        August 21, 2018 at 10:20 am

        No, those cameras are motion activated, like most wifi cameras. Go w/the Nest cameras; they are more expensive, but they record 24/7.
        I also have the Ring and Amazon cameras; they NEVER work correctly, and I end-up w/pictures/video of the person’s backside because the motion activated camera was delayed…
        I plan to replace my Ring/Amazon cameras w/more Nest cameras on Black Friday or Cyber Monday.

        • Hughbo Mont
          August 21, 2018 at 1:34 pm

          Come on, admit it, you kinda like the ass shots. LOL

    • Stunt Penis
      August 21, 2018 at 10:30 am

      to solve this problem, next time the ingrate trespasses on your property, you beat him senseless with a baseball bat. Then you drag his unconscious body halfway through your back door. Then you call the police and tell them you had an intruder and feared for your life. problem solved. Key things to remember here: body partially inside your house and “I feared for my life”.

      • Tom
        August 21, 2018 at 10:58 pm

        Just scream out FEAR THE TURTLE WHITE POWER!!!!!! and empty a few clips into the nig’s head.

        • paranoiawilldestroyya
          August 22, 2018 at 2:08 pm

          Well, he is white so…

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 21, 2018 at 8:27 am

    How about the resting bitch face on that wack a doodle Debra Cabral!

    • Linda
      August 21, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      The body has to be set up so that it is entering the house, head in, feet out. Do not make the mistake of having the head out and feet in or else that means he was leaving and you were no longer in danger.

  • MrSmiley
    August 21, 2018 at 8:25 am

    The peanut gallery can bitch all they want.. When one of these kids dies in her pool, it won’t be them paying out the settlement. Apparently no borders means no property lines either.

    Let’s just go full wild west and eject undesirables of all colors by force.

    • itsjustme
      August 21, 2018 at 9:26 am

      I was thinking the same thing. If one of these kids died in her pool even if she didn’t give them permission to be in it she would unfortunately be responsible. Even criminals have won lawsuits against homeowners when they have got injured while robbing their home. I hate this world sometimes.

      • Henry Fool
        August 27, 2018 at 8:04 am

        But wouldn’t they be dying in their own pee?

  • Dian Fossi
    August 21, 2018 at 8:07 am

    In the future, if anyone is lucky enough to have troop of these magnificent primates visit their family watering hole, please call me and Koko and I will come study them.

  • z
    August 21, 2018 at 7:41 am

    Dedra Gomes.

    FaceBook Sept. 7 2017 “Doing Buti Yoga” with a photo of the owner?.
    Sure looks like the Buti Yoga chick featured 3 times last fall and winter.

    For some reason I can’t get the Disneys “Small world after all” tune out of my mind.

  • bigdaddy
    Ted Kennedy
    August 21, 2018 at 7:15 am

    I went swimming once and left a blonde behind

  • Noseface
    August 21, 2018 at 7:04 am

    How come that one in the middle has dry hair?

  • Revrun Fishknuckle
    August 21, 2018 at 7:00 am

    Swimming pools on private property are rayciss..

  • Barry Sotero
    August 21, 2018 at 6:57 am

    Everyone can do whatever they want!
    ( except wypipo)

  • I'm Back
    August 21, 2018 at 6:26 am

    I hope after they left she used plenty of chlorine and backwashed the filter, hoodrats carry that contagious disease called “entitlement” if you catch it, you automatically start believing whats someone else’s is mine too…. little turds

  • InsertScreenNameHere
    So let’s get this straight...
    August 21, 2018 at 2:15 am

    …trespassing is a crime, therefore these “children” committing said crime are by definition criminals. Instead of going on social media, I would’ve gone to the police station and pressed charges, especially with photographic evidence. However, in this messed up day and age, instead of her being seen as the victim, if one of these little juvenile delinquents had been injured or drowned in her pool, she would have been the one at fault! 

  • K
    August 21, 2018 at 2:14 am

    I wouldn’t want teenagers trespassing in my pool either, especially if I wasn’t home. What if one of them got hurt or even worse? Then everyone would be blaming this lady for some stupid reason and not the fact that they trespassed in the first place when they are old enough to know better. 

  • NigNogFun
    August 21, 2018 at 12:41 am

    What part ofhoodrat nig do people fail to understand. She should have called the Orkin man and had the place sprayed for pests.

    • 88
      August 21, 2018 at 5:13 am

      Hope by spray you mean spray baboon brains all over the pool.

  • LiberalInsanity
    August 21, 2018 at 12:10 am

    Sounds like missy fournier has a bad case of jungle fever. Maybe tyrone can come over and try on her panties. She can then show tyrone how to put her saggy tit bra on. I hope she doesnt lock her doors. Open borders mean never having to tell tyrone no. Otherwise its racist.

    • Big Ted
      August 21, 2018 at 6:45 pm

      Missy Fournier should talk about raising kids. When she was younger she was caught in a bar underaged getting drunk while her baby was at home all by him self. She is well known around Fall River. I think everyone has had their boy bats up her tuna tunnel.

      • Big Ted
        August 21, 2018 at 7:17 pm

        Maybe you should do a story on missy Fournier from her days living in Fall River . Now that AIDS is treatable I’m sure you’ll find some boys that would love to tell you all about her. She loved to hang out at jakes twin saloon. Now she is a gutter slug in the lovely city of Newbedford

  • jacob wilcoix
    August 20, 2018 at 11:58 pm

    Black people. Disgusting criminals. All of them.

  • MCG’s smoke detector batteries
    August 20, 2018 at 11:40 pm

    “Check out this crib, Yo!”

    “Yo, I bets Day gots mad homeowners coverage!”

    “Definitely hopping in that pool after we raid my parents liquor cabinet”

  • deadbeats
    August 20, 2018 at 11:30 pm

    I guarantee you that none of the people who are ask “is it really that wrong to use someone else’s property without permission?” have actually owned (or paid full rent for) anywhere they’ve lived.

  • Ozzy
    August 20, 2018 at 11:25 pm

    It’s OK as long as it isn’t in their backyard.

  • Ava Braun's Ghost
    August 20, 2018 at 10:55 pm

    Woah, so New Bedford Woke Folks called a teacher a racist Nazi for reporting underprivileged youths trespassed on her property and used her pool!!
    Meanwhile, they could have been calling out that girl with the Nazi patch in New Bedford for being a dangerous Nazi worthy of public humiliation while she was making a teddy bear at build a Bear workshop. Wonder what the culture of New Bedford did to make that girl feel like Nazism was the way to go?
    This teacher should be removed from post by 9 am anyhow.
    Whitey won’t share her privileged pool. Bad enough that pool is built on stolen land from the Cherokee tribe with capitalist slave labor.
    Bet it they were porch-a-geese she wouldn’t even care!!
    *New Bedford Nazi girl feels vindicated*

  • IHateRatchets
    August 20, 2018 at 10:43 pm

    This world is going to shit! I want off.

    Here’s one reason to not want people to trespass on your property….

    My moms friend has a pool in her yard. She has a chain link fence around the pool and then a wooden fence around her yard. Back in the 90s she went away on vacation and someone who lived in the neighborhood snuck into the pool without the owners permission. The woman pretended to get hurt and then sued my moms friend…and won the case! She didn’t have permission to use the pool. She didn’t even have permission to go on the property. If things were this fucked up two decades ago imagine how back things are now. People can go onto your property without permission, get hurt and then the innocent owner gets in trouble. I fuckin hate people.

    • bigdaddy
      August 21, 2018 at 7:18 am

      Considering how liberal judges in this state have been very supportive of criminals lately That is a real concern if some one got hurt Next time just call the police They are used to being called racist

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