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Daughter Shows Up To Defend Mom’s Honor After They Pretended To Be Photographers And Tried To Drug A Mother And Steal Her Crotch Fruit


This is 38 year old Colorado resident Juliette Parker:

And she’s one of the craziest bitches of all time, who finds herself at the center of one of the most fucked up, diabolical real life Lifetime movie scripts of all time.

Pierce County detectives said more mothers are coming forward in a terrifying baby kidnapping plot. Investigators say “Juliette Parker” tried to lure new moms posing as a baby photographer and detectives tell us more new moms are sharing their concerns. KOMO News spoke with a new mom who said she connected with Parker on social media for baby pictures. For Amanda Appling, the allegations against Juliette Parker are chilling and hit close to home.

Investigators said Parker posed as a newborn photographer then drugged a Spanaway mom with a cupcake during a photo shoot to steal her baby and raise it as her own. Detectives said Parker’s 16-year-old daughter has been arrested in the plot, too.

“I was completely appalled. I was like that could have been me,” said Appling. “It was really disturbing to say the least.”

Appling says in December she responded to a Facebook post from Parker offering to take free pictures of new born babies and Appling wanted some for her baby boy.

“She informed me that she wasn’t looking for a boy at the time, but that she would save his picture and let me know later on if she was looking for a boy to do photos with, so I just let it go and said whatever,” said Appling.

Now that investigators say that was Parker’s plot to lure moms with baby girls, Appling feels lucky her baby is a boy.

“A little bit different situation and that could have been me,” said Appling. “It puts me on edge a little bit. Makes me want to protect my children.”

Right now detectives are actively investigating who else Parker was in contact with and her background. A video from last March shows Parker reportedly running for Mayor of Colorado Springs.

“She wanted a girl. She wanted them five weeks and younger so she could raise it herself, take it out of state and pretend it was a newborn of her own,” said Detective Ed Troyer with the Pierce County Sheriff Department.

This bitch is CRAZY! Just watch this video of her in court and you’ll see what I’m talking about.

No fucks given whatsoever.

Here’s the post she made to get access to the poor crotch fruit she nearly got away with snatching.

The Lifetime movie for this one is gonna be LIT!! She contacted her ex-boyfriend to get the date rape drug, planned on using it on a homeless woman, and said she’d marry him if he get get her a baby girl 5 weeks or younger.

Remember that – she targeted the homeless. And guess what platform she ran on when she ran for Mayor of Colorado Springs?


This broad got a higher percentage of the vote than Pocahontas did in New Hampshire!!

This isn’t some small city either. It’s the size of Boston, and she was the runner up.

Another woman posted about this a week before she was actually arrested.

So this is all way before she got arrested, and guess who showed up on that post threatening deformation?

Yup – her equally crazy 16 year old daughter who was involved in the poon polyp heist.

BFFLs!! Best felons for life! If you think Mom is nuts, just wait till the daughter becomes an adult. She posted it sooo many times on that post, invoking all the votes she got in order to prove that her ma duks dindu nuffin, and blaming the victim who nearly had her child stolen from her.

There’s no way her Mom could’ve done this crime because she took pictures of other crotch fruits and none of them got kidnapped or drugged.

For a 16 year old girl, she sure knew a LOT about the date rape drug, and the details of this case that would make you scratch your head.

Meanwhile Mom, who has since taken her Facebook page down, was doing the same.

Oh, and when one of her friends messaged her about it she told her that the woman she tried to steal a baby from is a junkie who’s always high around her kids.

Meanwhile Pa Dukes showed up to complain about the system and how this never would’ve happened if he had custody.

He may have a point, since she still had access to her kids despite an arrest with her ex-boyfriend named after a woman’s body part, in which they nearly blew their heads off fucking around with ammunition in their home, right above where her own kids slept.

But yea, there might be a reason he doesn’t have custody either.

Just sayin. He was pimpin his GoFundMe out too.

So we’re supposed to give this guy money because his 16 year old kid and the baby momma got arrested for a horrific crime? What’s the money going to exactly? The feel bad for you fund? Sounds legit.

Of course Mom is no stranger to GoFundMe scams herself. She once pretended to have cancer.

She never collected the $4,100 she needed to remove the life saving brain tumor, but yet here she is, alive and functioning despite it. Almost like there was no brain tumor. Excellent use of the children to elicit sympathy and bring in more donations though.

And in the least surprising news ever she also does a lot of pyramid schemes too.

Is there any way we can get this woman on the live show this weekend? I feel like she’s the kind of crazy person who would actually come on and try to talk her way out of this. If anyone knows how to reach her hit me at



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49 Comment(s)
  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    February 22, 2020 at 2:38 pm

    Tacoma, Spanaway and Pierce County are all in WA state so why do they act like it’s a story out of Colorado???

  • Casino Scum
    February 22, 2020 at 2:36 pm

    Tacoma, Spanaway and Pierce County are all in WA state so why do they act like it’s a story out of Colorado???

  • Truth
    February 22, 2020 at 10:25 am

    She breaks up families for fun AND she’s gonna end homelessness. That takes talent and severe mental illness to achieve both simultaneously.

  • Whoraynna Callie
    February 21, 2020 at 3:36 pm

    There’s no reason this cray cray azz bish couldn’t adopt a crotchfruit. She had the financial means. Bring back the insane asylums and lock her up for life. Smh

  • Independent Thinker
    February 21, 2020 at 7:14 am

    Drugging someone, including placing a mickey in someone’s drink in order to incapacitate her so you can have sex with her, should be a capital offense, punishable by death. That’s how you solve the problem.

  • Colorado is F'ed
    February 20, 2020 at 9:34 pm

    Colorado, home to Columbine, Aurora theater, Chris Watts, tranny school shooters, KDEN satanic airport and now this tattoo covered abomination. I would avoid that state at all costs.

    Imagine if she was mayor? She’d fit right in with politicians-criminal

  • Cancer Guy
    February 20, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    Few things piss me off more than people who fucking fake cancer. I’ll gladly give any of these charlatans a tour of the 8th floor infusion ward at MGH if they want to see the real fuckin’ McCoy.

  • Yer Mom's Crazy
    February 20, 2020 at 12:46 pm

    I got a sneaking suspicion the mother’s ears have been yanked a few hundred times. Maybe she’s in a jug band with her dumbo looking jug ears.

  • randiguy2006
    February 20, 2020 at 9:54 am

    Why are you copying an pasting stores from Colorado that we can read ANYWHERE online.

    I know all your bloggers quit on you but this is no way to build a brand.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 20, 2020 at 10:21 am

      Yet you still read and comment.

      I think we can all agree this place would be better without you.
      So, off you fuck, dickhead.

    • WTF Doesn't know why they're here
      February 21, 2020 at 3:28 pm

      WTF This is the only in depth coverage I’ve seen on this story… Noone except Turtleboy provides this. GTFO

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    February 20, 2020 at 7:57 am

    Tittoos – check
    Child is her “best friend” and not her child – check
    Go Fund Me – check
    Fake illnesses – check
    Clinically insane – check
    Involved in local politics – check
    Crazy ex-husband – check

    She is just a meth addiction away from the the biggest ratchet ever featured on these pages. Hard pass.


    • Judge dread
      February 20, 2020 at 5:00 pm

      matching forever 21 green dress to match her arm tat – check.
      hoop earnings – check.
      skinny holocaust heroin face that screams “mommy why didn’t you abort me?” – check.

      I mean us riders can add hundreds of entries to this shitbag list.

      the only time I support transgenderism in prison is when a male acting like a female beats the living shit out of her. I’m sure someone can find a stick of some time in a prison, esp if you know the workers who aren’t thungs and are just working to stay busy til they get out, I’m sure they can hook up a stick, so the rest of them can shatter her shins.

      much easier to throw a scumbag like her down a flight of stairs in a wheel chair that a 30 second beatdown.

  • Rules are made to be broken
    February 20, 2020 at 2:49 am

    Would stick the dick in this crazy.

  • Tee Aargh
    February 20, 2020 at 1:56 am

    Mother and daughter are both evil.
    I have a strict rule about 18 and up, so the daughter gets a pass or a delay in sentencing, at least.
    Mom needs her narrow ass drypunched a few times in the interest of justice..

  • Silencio Dogood
    February 20, 2020 at 1:07 am

    “Now that investigators say that was Parker’s plot to lure moms with baby girls, Appling feels lucky her baby is a boy.”
    What’s this talk of boys and girls in this enlightened age of LGBTQIA?

  • Happy birthday a jorodowsky
    February 19, 2020 at 11:40 pm

    How did she get a phone in to the court house?

  • Giulia
    February 19, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    Being a chick is getting increasingly more embarrassing with each passing day. 🙁 How many bitches on earth still have their sanity in tact nowadays anyway? Like 5… 6 maybe?

    • Truth
      February 21, 2020 at 11:38 am

      Paging Mr Coronovirus. Please report to the US immediately.

  • Athelstan
    February 19, 2020 at 10:01 pm

    One more reason why you know women aren’t oppressed by a long shot. Present-day feminism is a big con job.

  • One douche to another
    February 19, 2020 at 9:02 pm

    Is that eddy Munster crossing over to be a count wtf

  • Orion
    February 19, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    That’s the ‘enlightened’ left for you. If a chick has tattoos like that on her tets and shoulder, I can practically guarantee she’ll suck the skin off your dick while you drive around the mall on your first date.

    • Snarky Pete
      February 21, 2020 at 11:41 am

      You say that like it’s a bad thing

  • Mini Mike
    February 19, 2020 at 8:36 pm

    Mayor Pete wants the older candidates health records released. I will release mine when Pete releases (no pun intended) his AIDS test results

  • Amanda Sawyers Electrolux is covered with cobwebs
    February 19, 2020 at 8:30 pm

    Tough 38.

  • Big News
    February 19, 2020 at 8:01 pm

    I sharted. Fucking losers. Bwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

  • Juliette Porter was once arrested at a Walmart in Colorado Springs for walking around fully naked totally nude with no clothes on and throwing all the balls from the sporting goods section all over the store
    February 19, 2020 at 7:50 pm

    Don’t have the link but it was in the Denver Post. She kept posing to bystanders too and bending over

  • Let The Debate Coverage Begin
    February 19, 2020 at 7:49 pm

    Mike Bloomberg is a bad boy he called he shes it.
    What did he say wrong?

  • WOJ BOMB!!!!
    February 19, 2020 at 7:37 pm

    @wojespn: Kyrie Irving will be announcing before tonight’s game in Brooklyn that he is gay, league sources tell ESPN.

    • Mayor Pete ButtFuck
      February 19, 2020 at 7:57 pm

      I specialize in tea bagging and super sonic rimming techniques.
      I am the number 1 ball boy.
      I love balls ok ok ass is my specialty

      • Mayor Mike
        February 19, 2020 at 8:00 pm

        Shut up cousin IT

  • Stewart Nod
    February 19, 2020 at 6:10 pm

    The chick interviewing her on that news clip is insanely attractive.
    Also, Jules spoke really well for herself. What the heck happened?

    • True Reality Speaks
      Two Eyes, Two Ears, But Zero Brains
      February 19, 2020 at 7:33 pm

      Wow. You need your eyes and your hearing checked. The tv chick looks like a chubby 13 year old boy and you can tell the crazy broad had no idea what she was talking about. She’s a grifter and looks like she’s got a lotta miles on her for being 38.

    • Mgtow Turtle
      February 20, 2020 at 7:24 am

      O Shut up you cuck. Men like you are the reason these broads are the way they are. you have had your balls in a few womans purses I see. You pussy appeasing faggot!
      P.s. she looks like a weeble wobble you degenerate!

      • Stewart Nod
        February 20, 2020 at 9:05 am

        You jel?

  • Randle McMurphy
    February 19, 2020 at 6:00 pm

    Jesus Christ Almighty! Do you nuts wanna play cards or do you wanna fucking jerk off!?

  • CT rider
    February 19, 2020 at 5:43 pm

    Speaking of crazy lunatics, it appears Maude The Fraud participated in a snowboarding race at Mt. Southington recently. Take a wild guess what happened…………wait for it………Maude won two gold medals! Apparently this was her big comeback after taking a break from snowboarding for 7 whole years but because she’s such an amazing athlete, she had no problems getting the groove back.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      February 20, 2020 at 8:47 am

      Any chance that she didn’t cheat to win?

      No. 🙂

  • Natasha
    February 19, 2020 at 5:15 pm

    A hotter Failure Swift.

  • Startled Pancake
    February 19, 2020 at 5:13 pm


    Holy Dogshit!

    You know this bitch be KRAZY like KRAZY GLUE when other ratchet hoes are rippin’ on the diss tracks.

    Get me some MOAR popcorn, I want the see the rest of this reel.

  • WeRFucked
    February 19, 2020 at 5:12 pm

    Any chick + tattoos = crazy.

    Prove me wrong. You can’t.

    • URFukked
      February 20, 2020 at 12:03 am

      Shut the URFucked Up.
      I bet your mom has ink and a clit like a dick that poked you in the eye a couple of times.
      You felt compelled to post and that’s all you could come up with?
      Good work, Looooosah.

    • Every non-crazy inked lady
      February 20, 2020 at 6:20 am

      We’re usually conservative and we prove it every single day by making the world go round. You’d be surprised how many of us have ink under our clothes. Don’t be a complete philistine.

      • Mgtow Turtle
        February 20, 2020 at 7:30 am

        Keep dreaming jizabell. No true conservative woman has tattoos. You fake as fuck conservative. Back to the kitchen you go!

        • Jackie Jones
          February 20, 2020 at 9:30 am

          Ahahaha!! Tiz for you to keep dreamin’ tutz. Co-chair of my city Republican Committee. Probably the most conservative person I know. But I also have five tats. The only thing I don’t have is fucks to give. Better get back down in the basement before ma gets home.

        • GOP Tatted Turtle Girl
          February 20, 2020 at 10:34 am

          MG Tow Truck Fuck. You suck.

    • URStillFukked
      February 20, 2020 at 11:41 pm

      WeRFucked has two dads and no mom.
      His dads have lots of tats.
      This explains so much.
      MGTow Turtle is his little brother with the huge prolapse.

  • DNA test please
    February 19, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    If she’s trying to steal babies, is it possible she already stole one and she’s now 16? The daughter may want to do a DNA test.

  • george costanza
    The angry taint
    February 19, 2020 at 4:51 pm

    With her crazy eyebrows, fucked up tittoo and a general maniacal look to her is anyone surprised she is raising the daughter to be a nut job too? There is a whole generation of mental defectives out there raising a complete new generation of defectives. Bring back state and gov’t run insane asylums. Get these people off the street.

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