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Deformation Lawsuits Are Coming Our Way If We Don’t Take Down Blog About Woman Using Son-In-Laws Military Service For Discounts On 200 Person Wedding  


A couple weeks back I wrote a blog about a lady who was trying to use her future son in law’s military service to guilt wedding vendors into giving her discounts for the upcoming wedding of two kids who are way too young to be getting married in the first place.

Here’s an idea – cut the guest list down. Or tell your stupid daughter not to get married while she’s still in college. A lot of people brought up the fact that it was rather pathetic for her to try to get wedding vendors to do work for free when their margins are razor thing already. She called them salty.

Having a wedding with 200 people is not a right. It’s not other people’s jobs to slash their prices because you can’t afford a wedding that big. And your family doesn’t exactly look like you’re living in a trailer park in Colrain either.

Anyway, Uncle Turtleboy alerted me earlier in the week that Clair Coy, the Mom in question, has been giving him the business via email.

Uhoh fam – she contacted Google and Facebook!! We’re gonna get taken off the Google machine if we don’t find out. She’s probably meeting Mark Zuckerberg right now to figure out how they can stop Turtleboy once and for all.

“Photographer wanted to build her portfolio and use our wedding cake in marketing.”

Oh fuck right off. This skag is pretending that she got a discount from the photographer because she’s basically helping the photographer out by allowing them to build their portfolio with pictures of their wedding. Because they’re THAT special.

We also didn’t post any sexual comments about your grown kids, nor did we “dox” anyone, so you can shut your pole polisher about that. We simply criticizes you for using your son in laws military service to guilt wedding vendors into giving you discounts and/or free shit, which is exactly what you got.

“Groom is paying thousands of dollars for the wedding, brides family is paying some.”

So…you’re paying for some of your own shit, like you’re supposed to? You wanna cookie or something?

She followed up with an email justifying what she’s doing because “some people hate the military.”

I guess Uncle Turtleboy told her straight up that if she comes on the show he’ll take it down. She of course refused but demands it come down anyway and it sounds like deformation lawsuits will commence.

Take a number lady.







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58 Comment(s)
  • Lisa Winters
    October 2, 2019 at 11:42 pm

    Wow. I cant believe that this is still even going on. I merely asked for him to remove the post because my home address and people making all the sexual comments on the post about my beautiful daughters needed to come down for obvious reasons. What I did not do is THREATEN A LAWSUIT and you will not see that in any of his silly cut and paste jobs.

    Not that any of this is anyone’s business but we cannot pay for any of our kids 3 weddings. They are all on their own. They are working hard and have successfully began placing deposits. To keep carrying on and using such horrible vulgar language is ugly. To keep making posts that are our right lies about me threatening a lawsuit is just some ugly attempt to get for viewers to keep throwing money and your donations page? People are smarter than this. They donate to whatever they want. Like cats who are hit in front of your house by a speeding car. If we didnt have money for a wedding, we dont got it for a cat. But there are cat lovers out there and cat foundations too. That was overwhelming how everyone helped out on that but if you got it and you wanna help a family, whose to say anything about it. They have no place.

    As far as the trip to the Oregon Coast, you can get there in 1 hour by car. Lol! Someone’s comment about us being.on a tropical island in fancy clothes? Ummm….hoodies and flannels on the oregon coast but sure. However you wanna fill your time.

    Once again, the bride and groom are paying for most everything. We are cooking for them. We are doing lots of things to help them keep costs down and that’s great. They wont be headed into life together with huge debt and we will be able to have EVERYONE who wants to come be together one last time before they head out to serve our great country. And of course the groom knows all about this request I made online for a baker. That’s it, I asked for a baker!!!

    That’s the other thing, your post and other peoples comments were like I was asking for a whole damn free wedding. Lol!

    I love the guy that said what, “didn’t you have any content that day”. Hilarious because that is all this was.

    All is good here. My shit box cars. My alive and well cat. And my happy beautiful family living in perfect harmony and no where near beyond our means. ( which is why we have shit box cars). Oh wait, is it possible they actually don’t have money? Is it possible they have extenuating circumstances that no one even asked about? Is it possible it is none of anyone’s damn business! Yes. All yes! I’m sure another post will go up after this with more lies but then again, how else will this idiots page ever be funded?

  • No a fan of beggars
    September 18, 2019 at 10:27 pm

    What a bunch of uneducated fucks. They deserve nothing!
    Sane people either have a small ceremony or WAIT and save up for the wedding of their dreams. Just because you lazy fucks want a huge fancy wedding, doesn’t mean the world owes it to you.
    Pay for your own wedding you lazy sack of dumb box of rock.

  • Cousin Basel
    September 13, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    I’d skirt a fund raiser but I’d fund a skirt raiser…

  • Torch621
    Big J
    September 13, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    Garbage like this is why we need to bring back sumptuary laws. Back in saner times, the peasants were actually forbidden to wear anything or do anything related to the nobility, and if they got married they just put on the best of their cheap clothes and had a small ceremony at the parish church because they actually knew their place and didn’t think they were bigger than they were. Perhaps its high time we brought it back so the ratchets know their place again.

  • Navy Guy
    September 13, 2019 at 11:39 am

    I told you fuckers – typical Army guy.

  • Finn and Dick Scratcher
    September 13, 2019 at 8:10 am

    You two are a couple of faggots.

    Seek employment

    Commenting on blogs 24/7 is no way to go through life

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 13, 2019 at 8:41 am

      Thanks. I’m at work and getting paid for my commenting, so if you could possible just go and fuck yourself, that would be just peachy.

      In other news, I hope your granny dies in a freak yachting accident.


      • Finn and Dick Scratcher
        September 13, 2019 at 8:55 am

        “I hope your granny dies in a freak yachting accident”

        Where did you come up with that comedy gold?

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          September 13, 2019 at 9:00 am


          • Lipstickhippie
            Lipstick Hippie
            September 13, 2019 at 6:02 pm

            I have a cunning plan…

        • Real_Finn
          September 13, 2019 at 9:12 am

          Coy Conner (yes, we know you’re one of the family),

          “Where did you come up with that comedy gold?”

          A better question is — where does your mom come up with wedding planning on zero budget?

          Your family’s history in the department of cunning planning is about as impressive as Stumpy O’Leg McNolegs’ personal best in the Market Harborough marathon. (Dick Scratcher 🙂 )

          Get Fucked,

    • Real_Finn
      September 13, 2019 at 8:56 am

      “Faggots” huh? You’re new here. [giggles] Show me on the doll where someone hurt you. [hands you a tissue] – BLOW.

      Get Fucked,

      • dowen0895
        Dick Scratcher
        September 13, 2019 at 9:01 am

        Finn, under no circumstances take the tissue back when he’s finished with it.

        It might not be tears that have made it moist.


      • Finn and Dick Scratcher
        September 13, 2019 at 12:55 pm

        That was one of the most pathetic, cringe inducing things I have ever read

        You actually put ‘[giggles]’ and you’re a grown man

        How many fedoras do you own?

        • Real_Finn
          September 13, 2019 at 1:59 pm

          “You actually put ‘[giggles]’ and you’re a grown man”

          [giggles wildly]

          Who says I am man?

          Get Fucked,

  • Richyrich
    September 13, 2019 at 6:57 am

    “Hating the military“ is a dandy fallback position. It is flat out disrespectful to active duty service members and veterans everywhere to try and use his status as a service member to get freebies at her daughter’s wedding. She’s using the suffering, sacrifices, misery, and horrors endured by these people to get free shit at a wedding. Truly disgusting if you think about it for ten seconds.

    September 13, 2019 at 6:05 am

    I like the little sister and would like to go to the wedding with her and show her the real electric slide.

  • Future wife and I didn't have to beg
    September 13, 2019 at 6:00 am

    Seriously, begging for donations/money/free shit for a wedding. smh I’m getting married soon the fiancee and I saved our fucking money to afford it.

    Yes, we’re self financing our wedding we never once thought about begging for donations from strangers or asking for money from anyone including our parents.

    We have about 150 people coming to the wedding a real nice cake and we’re under 6K for everything. (Hall rental, rings, cake caterer, DJ, Photographer literally everything is paid for) The biggest expense was the caterer but it saves a fuck ton of hassle so we hired one.

    Who gives a shit about having a fancy wedding the only thing that matters is the two people who are getting married love each other. We love each other and are smart enough to not start our marriage buried in debt.

    • Free loaders
      September 14, 2019 at 11:31 pm

      Well to be fair, they arent starting their marriage in debt. Remember, they’re getting free shit for their wedding. They will probably also beg and use his military status to get a house, a car, furniture, etc. This is the type of people they are. They should be very proud.

  • Yes, I'm New Here
    September 12, 2019 at 11:27 pm

    Message to Adrian:

    I heard your radio interview the other day live on the New Bedford station and noticed you later criticized the radio host for the questions he asked and apparently did not ask. Under the circumstances, I thought the radio host was reasonable.

    If you want to make a decent impression on outsiders, i.e., first-time readers like the radio host, clean up the TB sites in a major way (as I recall you told the radio host you were planning to do). Cut the crazy jargon (e.g., “deformation”, which sounds like a completely uneducated person trying to say “defamation”) and foul language and graphics. Hire someone who has a grasp of English grammar (some TB posts say things like “her and her friends” — it’s “she and her friends”). Maybe a proofreader, too. Some posts have problems with contractions (for example, words like “its” where it should be “it’s” and vice versa). I could go on.

    Any first-time reader seeing the TB posts, in all their informal and rule-breaking glory, can’t help but — ironically — mentally classify you and the other TB writers as being no different journalistically from the persons you target in your articles.

    I gather “deformation” is some inside-TB joke meaning something other than defamation. Anyone care to explain it? I’m new here.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 13, 2019 at 3:30 am

      I think the best way to explain it is to tell you to fuck right off.

      Yup. Definitely that. Now off you fuck, there’s a lamb.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 13, 2019 at 3:52 am

      Also, who the fuck is Adrian? Are you messaging the girlfriend in “Rocky”?

      Stupid cunt.

    • Real_Finn
      September 13, 2019 at 12:02 pm

      Yes, I’m New Here,

      “If you want to make a decent impression on outsiders […] clean up the TB sites in a major way. Cut the crazy jargon (e.g., “deformation”, which sounds like a completely uneducated person trying to say “defamation”) and foul language and graphics.”

      “Deformation” is for the readers who actually ingest content and understand irony. Try reading TBS stories for its content rather than pearl clutching for the sake of feeling morally superior. Do your homework – before spouting off about what TBS should or shouldn’t be.

      No one asked for your journalistic input. Your suggestions are freshman at best. Your real “concern” is really thinly veiled snobbery. Eat a bag of dicks.

      Get Fudged (better?),

      • Lipstickhippie
        Lipstick Hippie
        September 13, 2019 at 6:07 pm

        Dammit Finn, you’re brilliant.

  • Boriqua
    September 12, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    I’ll give her $300 for the ‘91 Accord so long as the springs are cut, the exhaust farts and it has a rear-view mirror capable of supporting my decorative CD & felony forest.

    • Luke Fondleberg
      September 12, 2019 at 10:27 pm

      I’m sure you already have the $4000 rims and $2500 coffee can exhaust ready for installation.

  • M
    September 12, 2019 at 6:34 pm

    I mean c’mon man.
    Just look at the beach picture of them in their fancy clothes living it up on some tropical island like the Bahamas or Plum Island!
    We get it, you’re rich and probably have servants that do everything for you but you don’t have to put it in our face and even worse try to get weding discounts!!!

  • Metro West Guy
    September 12, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    How despicable is it when someone begs for handouts for no other reason than just being a cheap bastard? Maybe the only thing lower is someone who uses the Armed Forces as their hook to tug on the heartstrings of gullible people who want to believe they’re helping out “someone in need”.

  • Finn
    September 12, 2019 at 5:04 pm

    Get this needy bitch on TB live so I can tell her how to have a real wedding.
    My wedding was a perfect Fall River wedding!
    10 people, 5 cases of Natty Ice, an ounce of pot and there was supposed to be some H but my little brother ran off with the H and got fucking wasted. ( No fucking cake cuz we’re not homo’s!)
    Everything was brought by friends and family for free and my husband wasn’t even in the military because he’s to busy working on his music, he’s an aspiring rapper.
    My two daughters from different daddy’s looked adorable in some free dresses we borrowed from Walmart.
    $50 bucks and 15 minutes at town hall with a JP to get the license to make it official and then straight to the Tattoo parlor to get matching Love bird chest tats.
    People need to stop pretending their wedding day is supposed to be something special.
    A special day is on the second Tuesday of the month when you open your welfare check and find out the government screwed up and gave you $30 extra!!

    • Finn
      September 12, 2019 at 5:47 pm

      There wasn’t any gay fancy dresses or guy’s wearing formal uniforms at my wedding either, just pajama bottoms, T-shirts and bedroom slippers.
      In fact the only people in uniforms is when the cops showed up cuz my drunk sister O’D’ed on Strawberry/Banana vape and passed out in the middle of the street!

      Get Fucked,

      • Real_Finn
        September 12, 2019 at 7:08 pm

        Fake Finn,
        Nice try, but I know how to write a cohesive sentence.

        I feel so loved. Toodles, dickbag.

        Get Fucked,

    • Real_Finn
      September 12, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      I love being admired.

      Get Fucked,
      The real Finn

      • True Reality Speaks
        Finn Hunter (aka Dick Grabber) Is Just Another Fake
        September 12, 2019 at 8:20 pm

        Too stupid and self-absorbed to realize you’re being mocked, huh? Shocking!

        • Real_Finn
          September 12, 2019 at 9:33 pm

          Dick Hunter,
          I’m so honored. “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.” (Charles Caleb Colton) I love it. I do because I know it gets under your skin. It’s quite clear (on the other side) whose email address is being used. I can show you if you’d like. You’re not good at this.

          Get Fucked,

          • Finn...Ished
            September 13, 2019 at 2:37 am


          • dowen0895
            Dick Scratcher
            September 13, 2019 at 3:51 am

            It’s probably the same cunt who poses as me from time to time but cannot string a cohesive sentence together and thinks that you create plurals by adding an apostrophe.

            His “limericks” are shite as well. A pale imitation of the genuine article.

            Real DS

    • The Vorlon
      Kosh Naranek
      September 12, 2019 at 9:22 pm

      Strange, I thought the perfect Fall River wedding involved a head table of 37 at the Venus.

      Kids these days…..

  • Buy one get 25 cents off a $30,000 wedding
    September 12, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    A 200 person wedding is the big show! You aren’t cutting corners this time bitch. There is some shit left in this society your not getting by this way. No level of extreme couponing is getting you this lifestyle if your broke and if your not broke but won’t pay your greedy and cheap. You want someone else to pay for your cats and daughter? Really? Fuck your daughter and your fucking cat! If your driving old shitboxes why do you think your doing well enough for a high class affair? Your delusional about your economic class. Seek a shrink who specializes in broke entitled middled aged white cunts. Go suck $30,000 worth of dicks if you really care about your daughters wedding!

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    September 12, 2019 at 4:28 pm

    Everybody wants something for nothing, and then they get caught. then there only recourse is to threaten lawsuits go ahead let them take it to court you know they’re going to lose this lady is a waste and a loser for praying on The groom’s military service for freebies

  • Real_Finn
    September 12, 2019 at 4:12 pm


    “there are sadly many folks out there who hate the military and some of the benefits they receive in exchange for their service.”

    Wrong. You vapid twat. Most everyone here is pro-military. Your reading comprehension is nil. You are *not* the military – you’re future SIL is military. As MIL – you have zero affiliation/connection with the military – thus, not entitled to anything.

    My dad receives benefits from the Marine Corps because he served. He went to Parris Island, endured bootcamp and served proudly. He wouldn’t dream of asking vendors for “discounts” for any of his children or himself. Ever.

    Did everybody notice that while she wrote “groom is not mad at MIL” and “groom is on board” — she never wrote, “Groom disagrees with Turtleboy”. Because he doesn’t. He is secretly cheering and wishing he had the sack to say the same thing to his future MIL. Guaranteed.

    Get Fucked,

    p.s. — Turtleboy – get this woman on TBS Live (I’d love to call in)

  • John
    September 12, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    The groom is a commissioned officer in the U. S. Army. I’m a hell of a lot older than him (retired Navy officer) but even back when I was a young pup, if I found out that my in-law was begging for discounts based on my military affiliation, I would NOT be okay with it, especially as a commissioned officer. I can’t believe that our officer corps has changed so much that accepting charity for a self-created expense like a wedding is considered “okay”. I’ll bet that he knows nothing about it. I hope I’m not wrong on that.

  • WeRFucked
    September 12, 2019 at 3:54 pm

    She just did a GFM for her cat LOL! Looks like 3rd & 4th cousins are off the guest list, or else “Dude” is being put to sleep. No mention in the GFM that she can’t afford the kitty’s medical bills because of an upcoming 200+ people wedding.

    Did she ask the vet for a discount? Hey Claire… tell the vet the cat is owned by a Vet. Maybe save some money?

  • WeRFucked
    September 12, 2019 at 3:45 pm

    Her daughter is smoking hot. I would like to do sexual things with her. Is that illegal? I’m sorry. Hell, I’d like to do sexual things with any female.

    I’d also like to be rich. And have my own apartment. And not have to take public transportation.

    Have a small celebration with 25 people bitch. Like my mom did for her 6th wedding.

    Or… what about a Go Fund Me?

  • Turtle Pledge!
    September 12, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Yes, she is correct that many businesses honor military service with a discount, however, you usually make that inquiry once you’ve already engaged in business with the vendor. For example:

    Appropriate: Ordering at a coffee shop and asking if a military discount can be applied to your scone and iced latte.

    NOT Appropriate: Making a public post asking any and all vendors to give you free stuff and services for your 200 guest wedding.

    Also NOT Appropriate: Clair Coy’s day-to-day entitlement.

  • Gash Basher
    September 12, 2019 at 3:12 pm

    She thanked Liawatha for her support in the comments on the original blog


    • he/him
      September 13, 2019 at 10:44 am

      LOL. you love to see it.
      Liawatha’s comment are a riot. always look forward to them. funny how she said this site has low IQ or whatever then fell right into Lia’s trap…bahahahah

  • John Ford
    September 12, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    on September 4th she asked for donations for 700$ for her cats surgery. this lady might be back around.

    • Real_Finn
      September 13, 2019 at 7:48 pm

      She raised $800! I just find it so odd that people ask for money with zero shame. I get unexpected funerals, hospital bills, etc. – but “cat dude”. She’s just a pig.

  • CeCe Telfer
    September 12, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    I usually don’t associate with cis beckys but I’m with Clair on this one.
    I would love to help out with the wedding after track season. I can do the brides hair and make up or help the groom try on briefs! Slay queen!

  • JimmyBooms
    September 12, 2019 at 2:26 pm

    She is trying to give her kid a wedding and her daughter is marrying someone that helps provide us with Freedom. Not sure how this became a blog? Maybe there was a slow day with no content and you needed something but there is gotta be bigger fish to fry than this. I mean they aren’t SJW’s or Left Leaners. So she wants help for the wedding if you dont wanna help then dont. Idk I dont see the problem on this one.

    • Fools errand
      September 12, 2019 at 3:07 pm

      It’s no different than any go pay my Bill’s.Makes you wonder how they got married during wars against armies and not peasant living in mud huts. I root for the home team.Fuck them to death.

  • randiguy2006
    This again?
    September 12, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    She doesn’t want sexual comments about her children posted online?? What an outrageous request.

    How long ’til your begging for money to fight her in court?

    Deformation? LOL.

    • Real_Finn
      September 12, 2019 at 4:16 pm

      “Deformation? lol”

      You’re new here – huh?

      Do your homework.

      Get Fucked,

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      September 13, 2019 at 3:31 am

      There were no “sexual comments”.

      Also fuck off, you stupid cunt.

  • mushroom dickhead for your wedding gift
    September 12, 2019 at 2:13 pm

    you don’t need a wedding that big,and if YOU cannot pay for it yourself ,elope.stay off the begging train.

  • Confused Again
    September 12, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    “Deformation” = ? Defamation?

    • Randy Lahey
      September 12, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      You must be new here….

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 12, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    2 things in play here – inflated ego and a desire to make money off of a lawsuit.

    Absolutely no positive motive for this lawsuit. Further affirmation of that we are already aware of about these people.

    Do these people really think this is going to clear their names somehow?

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