A couple weeks back I wrote a blog about a lady who was trying to use her future son in law’s military service to guilt wedding vendors into giving her discounts for the upcoming wedding of two kids who are way too young to be getting married in the first place.
Here’s an idea – cut the guest list down. Or tell your stupid daughter not to get married while she’s still in college. A lot of people brought up the fact that it was rather pathetic for her to try to get wedding vendors to do work for free when their margins are razor thing already. She called them salty.
Having a wedding with 200 people is not a right. It’s not other people’s jobs to slash their prices because you can’t afford a wedding that big. And your family doesn’t exactly look like you’re living in a trailer park in Colrain either.
Anyway, Uncle Turtleboy alerted me earlier in the week that Clair Coy, the Mom in question, has been giving him the business via email.
Uhoh fam – she contacted Google and Facebook!! We’re gonna get taken off the Google machine if we don’t find out. She’s probably meeting Mark Zuckerberg right now to figure out how they can stop Turtleboy once and for all.
“Photographer wanted to build her portfolio and use our wedding cake in marketing.”
Oh fuck right off. This skag is pretending that she got a discount from the photographer because she’s basically helping the photographer out by allowing them to build their portfolio with pictures of their wedding. Because they’re THAT special.
We also didn’t post any sexual comments about your grown kids, nor did we “dox” anyone, so you can shut your pole polisher about that. We simply criticizes you for using your son in laws military service to guilt wedding vendors into giving you discounts and/or free shit, which is exactly what you got.
“Groom is paying thousands of dollars for the wedding, brides family is paying some.”
So…you’re paying for some of your own shit, like you’re supposed to? You wanna cookie or something?
She followed up with an email justifying what she’s doing because “some people hate the military.”
I guess Uncle Turtleboy told her straight up that if she comes on the show he’ll take it down. She of course refused but demands it come down anyway and it sounds like deformation lawsuits will commence.
Take a number lady.
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