Democratic Debate Round 58,000 Live Blog



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64 Comment(s)
  • Real_Finn
    February 21, 2020 at 11:25 pm

    Oh the irony! For a party notorious for prosecuting thought crimes and defending all the “feels”, they certainly attacked Bloomberg’s assertion that the government’s leftist policies forced banks to qualify unqualified people mortgages they couldn’t afford (2008). Warren (self-righteously) pointed out that it was minorities that suffered from the housing crisis the most — ergo, Bloomberg is a bigot.

    They eat their own.

    MAGA 2020

    Get Fucked,

    • Here For Finn’s Comments
      February 24, 2020 at 8:22 pm

      I vote for Finn

      Everyone can get fucked!

  • Judge dread
    February 20, 2020 at 4:32 pm

    The Judge has stopped drinking Calvados during this debates, two reasons why:

    1. Go to Total Wine and Liquors (they’re all over mass like in Shrewsbury and Everett) and they have the best prices, Walmart of liquor basically. I buy their store brand moonshine (100 proof) peach and apple, then buy two bottles of sparkling apple and peach drink in a wine bottle. $40 tops. Mix them down with some ice. BE CAREFUL. You can drink these and wake up fully clothed on the couch realizing after you wake up your watched Maid in Manhattan before.

    2. If you get drugs in the mail, do them. ESP during the debates. If you are not ready to do strange drugs you get in the mail, you are not prepared for the future. It’s like if you’re not printing 3d guns, selling crypto currency, and doing drugs you get in the mail you are not ready for the future.

    3. This debate is gonna be right up there with a total fucking disaster. Earthquakes, volcano eruptions, the holocaust, Vietnam, Battle of Inchon in Korea, 9/11, every nuke melt down that ever happened, LA riots, chemical fires in the industrial section of town, etc.

  • Senator douchebag warren
    February 20, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    I don’t care what anyone says I’m the ugliest nastiest cunt in this race hands down

  • All Losers
    February 20, 2020 at 1:09 pm

    Nit a decent candidate on that stage. Any candidate for President of the United States that starts speaking Spanish during a debate should be immediately removed from the country

  • Bernie the Bolshevik
    February 20, 2020 at 1:02 pm

    My supporters don’t know how I became a millionaire. Well, I took their donations and bought a million dollars of my own book! That’s how you convert useless campaign donations to shit I can actually spend on myself.

  • Bernie the senile hebe
    February 20, 2020 at 12:47 pm

    I’m a senile old Jew who wants to bankrupt the country and open the borders to any filthy subhuman who wants to come in
    Mean while I’ll confiscate the white mans guns
    Plus I’ve stolen millions while in politics

  • Amy the cunt Klobarchar
    February 20, 2020 at 10:43 am

    My snatch smells like the Chelsea river at low tide

    • Viva Mexico
      February 20, 2020 at 11:51 am

      Thats because you forgot the name of the mexican who gave you a dirty sanchez.

  • Mayor Pete buttfuck
    February 20, 2020 at 10:38 am

    I don’t have a racist bone in my body
    I love nothing better than sucking huge sweaty black dicks

  • Jack Straw from Wichita
    Jack Straw from Wichita
    February 20, 2020 at 10:13 am

    Democratic Debate closing statements for dummies:

    Amy Klobuchar: I have breasts and a vagina. Vote for me or I’ll throw a stapler at your fucking head. And if this twink next to me questions my voting record one more time, I’m going to kick his pansy ass.

    Mike Bloomberg: Why am I even here with these lunatics? I’m too rich to put up with this bullshit. I can’t believe I’m losing to a Communist, a fake Native American Indian, a small town mayor, an Alzheimer’s patient, and a psycho from the Land of Lakes.

    Mayor Pete: I am the unifying candidate who can pull the country together, but I’ll still support divisive special preferences for minorities. It’s either me or a Commie like Bernie, or Sleepy Joe and the status quo. Your choice.

    Pocahontas: I’m a fighter. I’ve always been a fighter. I’ve had to fight my whole life. I’ll continue to fight, for something, not sure what, but rest assured I’ll keep fighting. Because I’m a fighter.

    Sleepy Joe: I was Barack Obama’s VP. All you black people better vote for me. Cuz I stood up to Corn Pop. If you think Congress is fucked up and dysfunctional, just remember that I served there for over 40 years.

    Bernie: Billionaires should not exist. Fuck capitalism. I’m going to re-make America in the image of Venezuela, where the government owns and controls everything and everyone is equally miserable. Look at this fucker Bloomberg. This is what happens when you work hard, instead of leeching off the taxpayer your whole career, like me.

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      February 20, 2020 at 11:29 am

      Excellent analysis sir

  • randiguy2006
    February 20, 2020 at 9:50 am

    But TB “doesn’t really like to talk about politics.”

  • Slippin Jimmy
    February 20, 2020 at 9:38 am

    “It’s discreet, like a stripper pole in a mosque.”

  • Admiral Halsey
    February 20, 2020 at 9:25 am

    I don’t understand how Buttgig got into the Navy. He got a “direct commission” which means once you take the oath you’re an officer without the hassle of ROTC and bootcamp and all of that shit. BUT this type of commission is meant for doctors, nurses, and lawyers who are hard to recruit. So what the fuck is Buttgig’s specialty?

    • Gay Mayor Pete
      February 20, 2020 at 9:37 am

      Ummmm I’m gay. Duhhhhhh

    • Trump Will Anihilate
      February 20, 2020 at 12:00 pm

      Its called a political resume enhancer. He was nowhere near the battlefield and essentially was an uber driver for top commanders and then hid in a bunker doing spreadsheet analysis.he never missed a holiday from home and really didnt need to write a if you are reading this I am gone letter.
      He is a phony and fraud just like Obama. He also isnt reasonable and has not truely been vetted about his stances on open borders healthcare etc
      Buttfuck is all theoretical and has no real world experience to speak of. He failed as a mayor and pretty much was a part time mayor at best.black violent crime triples and black poverty doubled under his watch. Buttfuck is a complete fraud who things giving blowjobs with a smile qualifies him as presidential timbet.

    • Ray Spruance
      February 20, 2020 at 1:14 pm

      Intel, supposedly. Back in the day, these cats (doctors, lawyers, nurses) went through Officer Indoctrination School (OIS) in Newport, RI. Presumably Pistol Pete might have done something akin to that?

      But like another poster intimated, undoubtedly Pete was in there to pull a John Forbes Kerry.

    • Ray Patriarca
      Ray Patriarca
      February 21, 2020 at 5:12 pm

      His specialty?
      Pillow-bite Spec.Tech.

  • Baby Yoda
    February 20, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Win I did.

  • LePage 2024
    February 20, 2020 at 8:29 am

    A brook Trout in every pan.
    A bottle of Fireball Whiskey in every pantry.

    • Stephen King
      February 20, 2020 at 8:38 am

      How Dare You!

  • Clown Show
    February 20, 2020 at 8:03 am

    One candidate doesnt know the president of a neighboring country, one candidate doesnt know her own heritage, Gay Mayor Pete doesnt know about vagina, wtf do these clowns know? They know they have no chance against the best sitting president this great country has ever seen. God bless our troops and law enforcement.

    • Truth
      February 21, 2020 at 11:26 am

      Knowing the President of Mexico is useless information. The cartels run Mexico, not the President.

  • Hate Women
    February 20, 2020 at 7:51 am

    Love how Bloomberg called women DUMPSTERSLUT LESBIAN FUPASLOTHS! Let him write TB headlines!

  • Chief Wild Eagle
    February 20, 2020 at 6:03 am

    Just one minute. We’ve been stuck before by a fast talking paleface.

  • Mystery Of The Parking Lot Deuce.
    February 20, 2020 at 4:14 am

    I just dropped a fudge dragon……………..

  • Hitler vindicated
    February 20, 2020 at 1:20 am

    Sanders,Bloomberg,klobuchar, and they say hitler was evil bullshit.

  • Sleepy Joe Biden
    February 20, 2020 at 12:39 am

    Can I order a turkey club please?
    Now what were we talking about again?

    • Granny Warren
      February 20, 2020 at 1:02 am

      Can you order me the Indian pudding and a side of corn Joe?
      I mean Maze..Thats what us Cherokees call it….

      • You clown
        February 20, 2020 at 6:37 pm


  • 2020
    February 19, 2020 at 11:21 pm

    The clear winner tonight was President Trump. What a pack of fools.

  • Winner TRUMP
    February 19, 2020 at 11:09 pm

    Their plan for America is to destroy the economy and open the borders.

    • Truth
      February 21, 2020 at 11:29 am

      I’ll let you in on a secret. The Left is accomplishing that as we speak while we pay each other on the back and claim we’re winning. The circle jerk needs to end and we need to wake the fuck up

  • Mike Dookiekakas
    February 19, 2020 at 11:06 pm

    Every candidate up on that stage right now is crazier than a shit house rat!

  • Dems Want To Destroy America
    February 19, 2020 at 10:46 pm

    The dreamers are our future.
    They will reduce the deficit by 158 million. How by taki g everything from the evil whiteman who will pay for their free healthcare ebt section 8 etc. Didnt even mention the cost of crime.

    • Buttfuck boi
      February 19, 2020 at 10:47 pm

      Klobechar is a moron.

  • Henry H
    February 19, 2020 at 10:44 pm

    Just thinking
    What a hideous nasty old cunt Warren is
    Hoping she gets robbed in the middle of the night by an illegal alien or a spade that she loves so much
    Her husband looks like a queer

  • Leonardo
    February 19, 2020 at 10:40 pm

    Any Klobschar
    Jesus what an ugly cunt
    No wonder she has only been fucked by a handful of lawn jockeys
    Fucking her would be like throwing a hot dog down the Callahan tunnel

    • Idi Amin
      February 20, 2020 at 12:36 am

      Or an Antelope carcass down the Ted Williams Tunnel.

    • Jewface
      February 20, 2020 at 1:23 am

      She’s Jewish and looks like the joker with no makeup. When did you ever hear” there’s a good looking Jew” exactly never.

      • Rabbi Fucker
        February 20, 2020 at 9:28 am

        I think Harrison Ford looks good.

        • Startled Pancake
          February 20, 2020 at 3:42 pm

          The Pototaoe N i g g e r side of him fixed up what would have normally gone wrong physically.

          Mentally, he’s just another liberal cocksucker Jew.

  • Mayor Pete buttfuck
    February 19, 2020 at 10:35 pm

    I love to suck and take up the ass the biggest negroe cocks you’ve ever seen while my queer husband beats off watching me

    God bless the lgbt movement

  • Hate Dindus
    February 19, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Bloomberg wants blacks in ovens.
    The rest of them, including Trump, want to give them jobs.

  • Take take take from whiteman
    February 19, 2020 at 10:28 pm

    Best line of the night Bloomberg.
    Socialism doesnt work.

  • Few will be left on the stage
    February 19, 2020 at 10:25 pm

    I watched the first hour. Bloomberg was surprisingly defensive. But he knows few are watching, and that more will watch and obey his ads in the weeks to come. He also knows that most of the other candidates on the stage will not be around for long. He has overwhelming dollars that buy him perpetual staying power. He’s just waiting for them to disappear.

  • Every Dummy On Stage
    February 19, 2020 at 10:19 pm

    Latino latino latina and black great
    Productive white man bad very bad.

  • Crazy Joe
    February 19, 2020 at 10:10 pm

    I will save million and billions and millions of billions dollars

  • Mayor Pete Dispises Women
    February 19, 2020 at 10:06 pm

    Amy you are intellectually inferior to anyone on this stage.

    • Amy
      February 19, 2020 at 10:09 pm

      The president herself can do this so frac you mayor buttfuck

  • Joe Is a FAILURE
    February 19, 2020 at 10:04 pm

    Does crazy Joe solar Biden forget Solyndra. Obama bent the taxpayers over for trillions on that one.

  • Amy Big C Klobechar
    February 19, 2020 at 9:59 pm

    Boo hoo hoo I am a victim. I dont remember the name of a third world shit holes president.
    Whats the big deal.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Wow. Just fucking wow!
    February 19, 2020 at 9:55 pm

    Jesus H. Christ !
    What a gaggle of assholes !
    I’m LOVING it !
    Watching these asshats eat each other is priceless! Priceless!!
    Bloomberg is as exciting as a bucket of saltpeter.
    Warren is getting her headdress all in a bunch.
    Sanders is just a crazy Commie.
    Biden? You awake, Joe?
    Mayor Pete is a smarmy little fuck.
    Klobuchar is the only seemingly normal one, but what’s up with her shaking?

    • Sad Mainer
      February 20, 2020 at 12:37 am

      Amy Klobachar is Susan Collins 20 years ago.

      • LePage 2024
        February 20, 2020 at 8:28 am

        A brook Trout in every pan.
        A bottle of Fireball Whiskey in every pantry.

  • Crazy Joe
    February 19, 2020 at 9:54 pm

    Crazy Joe Biden wants transparency great lets talk about your drug addict son and Burisma holdings

    • DJT
      February 21, 2020 at 11:31 am

      He was talking about women’s clothing…

  • Fierce Indian Persists
    February 19, 2020 at 9:48 pm

    Chief warren climbing up Bloombergs ass and spitting out shit.

  • Comrad Bernie
    February 19, 2020 at 9:40 pm

    Mayor transparent buttfuck release your aids and syphilis information now.

  • Democratic Party is the party of communism’
    February 19, 2020 at 9:35 pm

    Squaw spreading bull came out swinging and butt in and attacked Bloomberg right away and called him racist, sexist, no better than trump….then says she will support him if he is the nominee..:.. wow she has a lot of integrity….NOT. She is a fraud.

    Bloomberg has the charisma of a blank piece of paper.

    Biden doesn’t know where he is.

    Bernie is a commie.

    Amy is a hag that eats salads with forks.

    Pete is a fanook.

    NONE of them have a chance.

    • Correction
      February 20, 2020 at 6:42 am

      Amy eats salads with combs.

  • One douche to another
    February 19, 2020 at 9:26 pm

    Wut a cunt

  • Linda
    February 19, 2020 at 9:14 pm


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