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Dickless Deadbeat Dad Driver Commits a Fatal Hit and Run as the Victim’s Son Watched, Should Have Been in Jail on Previous Charges

I try to write informative and entertaining blogs with a good amount of information, healthy doses of snark and sarcasm, and a sprinkling of humor. I’m not sure I can write this one in my normal style, because all I feel is rage. Blind. Fucking. Rage.

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This is 27 year old Jeremy Schmidt of East Providence, RI.

Last night, Mr. Shit… I mean Schmidt… decided to drive like he was in a real life version of Grand Theft Auto. Unfortunately this isn’t a video game and driving like an asshole in real life results in real life consequences. From WJAR 10:

A man wanted in a hit-and-run crash in Seekonk that left a pedestrian dead was arrested early Friday morning, according to the Bristol County District Attorney’s Office.

A spokesman for the district attorney said Jeremy Schmidt, 27, of East Providence, was arrested by Rhode Island State Police at about 4:30 a.m.”

How fast do you have to be driving to literally knock the shoes off of someone?

“Seekonk police said 37-year-old Antonieta Vargas was struck on Newman Avenue at about 6:45 p.m. Thursday. Vargas died at Rhode Island Hospital.

Prosecutors said she was walking with her 11-year-old son. A witness told NBC 10 News that he saw the boy run over to the victim, yelling, “Mommy! Mommy!””

Can you imagine not only losing your mom like that at the tender age of 11, but also witnessing it with your own eyes? I’ll admit that the room got a little dusty when I first read that bit of info.

“”It was pure chaos. I saw the car going — I screamed at the guy to stop. He just continued to keep going and I believe the lady that was behind him. I yelled at her and I believe she chased him down,” Dana Johnson said.

At about 11 p.m., investigators found what appeared to be the gray Jeep Grand Cherokee involved in the crash off of Newman Avenue near Rumford Towers. The SUV had damage on the front passenger side.”

There’s no plausible deniability here. He knew that he had hit someone (how could you not??), a witness tried to stop him, and he just kept on going.

The first thing I do when I see a story like this is to do a little research. I check court records and social media. Let me tell you, I found a lot of reasons to dislike this prick. His Facebook is pretty locked down, but I found some of the usual things you’d expect.

Bathroom mirror selfies,

Car pictures,

And photo ops with his crotch fruits.

Oh, and of course…

I can’t say for sure that this is a flat-brimmed Chicago Bulls hat but it’s close enough. Case fucking closed, we have a ratchet on our hands.

Jeremy is also very familiar with Rhode Island family court.

How many baby mamas does this dude have? I’m not saying he’s a frequent flyer, but I am saying that at this point he probably has his own coffee mug in the courthouse.

He also recently went before a judge in one of the cases to beg for his child support to be reduced.

Guys like this really piss me off. They have no problem using their kids as props in Facebook photos that make them look like a doting father, but make their children’s mother(s) jump through hoops to get them to take care of their responsibilities. I get that it isn’t 1955. I’m not saying that you need to try to work it out with the mother for the sake of the kid. What I am saying is that if you’re going to dance in the rain without an umbrella and that results in a raw dog trophy, then man the fuck up. Work three jobs. Sell a kidney on the black market. Become a male gigolo. Do whatever you have to do before a family court judge forces you to.

Here’s where things get really interesting.

 

In April of 2012, Schmidt was charged with first-degree robbery, two counts of the use of a firearm in a violent crime, and conspiracy to commit a felony. In what looks to be a plea deal, he pled guilty to the robbery and conspiracy charges, and the two firearms charges were dismissed. In October of that year, Jeremy was sentenced to a 15-year sentence on the robbery charge, with 18 months to serve and the remaining 13 and a half years suspended. He was also sentenced to 10 years on the conspiracy charge, with 18 months to serve concurrently, and 13 and 1/2 years of probation upon his release. If you look at the summary of events on the case, you’ll note that under both sentences there is a “violation of suspended sentence” on 4/27/2015. What could that be?

He was charged with leaving the scene of an accident with injury or death resulting, DUI, and reckless driving. Remind me again what charges he’s facing from yesterday’s incident?

“He will be returned to Massachusetts to face charges of leaving the scene with death resulting, negligent operation of a motor vehicle and a marked lane violation.”

He really learned his lesson, huh?

Jeremy apparently agreed to another deal and plead no contest to the charges of leaving the scene and DUI, and the reckless driving charge was dismissed. He was sentenced to 3 years in jail, retroactive to 2/28/15. However, shouldn’t the violation of his suspended sentence have put him back in jail for the remainder of his original 15-year sentence? Judging by the oldest public post on his Facebook, he served less than two years for this 2015 charge.

So yet again, we have a case of the criminal Justice system failing its most basic mandate to punish the people who commit crimes. I know people want to talk about the prison industrial complex and overcrowded prisons, but seriously? If this is the type of person who is repeatedly given sweet plea deals and gets let out of jail early, then what kind of assholes are still locked up? I shudder at the thought.

I believe in second chances. I truly do. When Jeremy Schmidt made a “mistake” (it’s hard to call armed robbery a mistake, but bear with me) in 2012, his second chance was the plea deal and suspended sentence. All he had to do was keep his nose clean and stay out of trouble for 15 years. Yes, that’s a long time, but most normal, productive human beings can avoid being arrested for the entirety of their lives, let alone a 15-year period. However Jeremy managed to screw up his second chance by leaving the scene of an accident in 2015. Luckily for him, he was given a third chance by a judge who didn’t reinstate his original sentence. Due to that decision, he was free to drive around last night and it resulted in a 37 year old woman losing her life and an 11 year old boy watching his mother die in the street.

I’m not a lawyer and I didn’t stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night, so I don’t know all the ins and outs of the judicial system. I don’t know if these charges in Massachusetts can cause his sentence in Rhode Island to be reinstated. I really hope that’s what happens, though. Locking him up until 2027 won’t bring this woman back, but it’s the punishment that Jeremy Schmidt deserves.

By the way…

Another suspended license. Fucking Rhode Island.

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63 Comment(s)
  • Hotdog Safari
    September 15, 2019 at 2:44 pm

    Having a tough time of getting laid losers? probably college outkasts or adult welfare recipients. Let it play out in court.

  • Angel D-Bag
    September 15, 2019 at 10:57 am

    You sure swear a lot for such a learned theologian. Your friend/relative is a murdering douche bag and we all know his family sucks, too.
    Now shut the fuck up.

  • Finn
    September 15, 2019 at 7:16 am

    Angle D (spelling stays),
    “Really you don’t even know him!”
    Neither do you. Facts over feelings. I know a long rap sheet when I see one.

    “You have no fucking idea what he’s been through!”
    Walk in the shoes of a soldier, first responder, nurse, teacher — and then tell me that.

    “He has a mental illness!”
    He’s still responsible for taking care of himself – if he can’t – he belongs hospitalized. If he is not taking his meds – he’s part of the problem.

    “Wait til you meet your judge, God himself, I wonder how perfect you are!”
    I’m an atheist. So…. there’s that. I still don’t break the law and I wouldn’t leave the scene of an accident after I killed someone. Do you have morals because you want to go to “heaven” or because it’s the right thing to do?

    “Well, hear this, He tried to kill himself one week ago.”
    Tell him — ‘it’s down the road, not across the street.’ Problem solved.

    “No he’s not a scum he’s a person with serious mental issues!”
    He is an absolute shit-bag. He knowingly has a mental illness and takes mind altering substances to offset his meds (drugs, alcohol). He has a thing called “free-will” and chooses not to use it.

    Oh — I took the liberty in replacing all of your pious religion quotes with ones that apply: (I’m still an atheist, just demonstrating that you can find anything in the bible to apply to your thought process)

    Psalm 106:3
    Blessed are they who observe justice, who do righteousness at all times!

    Proverbs 28:5
    Evil men do not understand justice, but those who seek the Lord understand it completely.

    Psalm 37:27-29
    Turn away from evil and do good; so shall you dwell forever. For the Lord loves justice; he will not forsake his saints. They are preserved forever, but the children of the wicked shall be cut off. The righteous shall inherit the land and dwell upon it forever.

    Get Fucked,
    Finn

    • Why not
      September 17, 2019 at 6:31 pm

      Bet if he was an African American man and had a record like that he’d get life for ending this poor mother’s life and making her innocent child watch. Oh wait…. an African American man wouldn’ve had all the chances this white trash fuc*ing scum bag had. He’s a pathetic little bi*ch and should stop wasting oxygen.

  • Massholio
    September 15, 2019 at 5:26 am

    When the state is run by criminals they don’t punish their own.

  • Roland "Wee Bey" Brice
    September 14, 2019 at 2:34 pm

    Single mothers and absentee fathers. That’s the prob.

  • Anonymous
    September 14, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    I don’t think the sluts who slept with him are victims, though.

    My guess is they wanted to get pregnant for the $$$$, it’s not uncommon for cousins to both have a child with same man. And in the 1950’s, it was “no ring, no money” — only a husband had to pay support, and we didn’t have as many problems back then.

    • Yup
      September 17, 2019 at 6:37 pm

      At least those “sluts” aren’t murderers. Just sucks these women have to be connected to one until their kids turn 18. And what money are we speaking of here? Coulda sworn I read how he begged the judge to lower his child support

  • HairTodayGoneTomorrow
    September 14, 2019 at 1:17 pm

    He will be fat & bald by the time he gets out of prison. What a waste!

    • Rhode Island Trailer Trash
      September 16, 2019 at 11:24 am

      Shit, I mean Schmidt will fit right in at the RI DOC with the neck and arm tats that look like they were made in jail already.

  • My 2 cents
    September 14, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    Everyone that posts should put their name to it. My 2 cents. In order to “judge “one must let one’s self be “judged” Then there can be intelligent debate and conversation. Nobody wants someone with 6 warts on their face talking to them about skincare.

    • Finn
      September 14, 2019 at 2:14 pm

      My 2 Cents,
      “Everyone that posts should put their name to it. My 2 cents. In order to “judge “one must let one’s self be “judged” Then there can be intelligent debate and conversation. ”

      Suck a dick. This is what would happen:
      1. You would start “debat[ing]” and get thrashed.
      2. You would be immediately get butt-hurt and complain to a person’s workplace.
      3. That’s not how judging works. “One” doesn’t have to be judged to give an opinion. I know thieves who think Hitler was an asshole. Does being a thief exclude you from debate?

      If you don’t know how to navigate through the absurb, funny and serious comments — you’re not a very good reader.

      Get Fucked,
      Finn

      • warner
        September 14, 2019 at 3:23 pm

        “I know thieves who think Hitler was an asshole. Does being a thief exclude you from debate?”
        You know thieves? Yes, so you know their names. But when hostile name calling and people acting like little kids hurts the blog rather than helps it, some action has to be taken to make it more appealing. Not less appealing.

        • Dick Scratcher
          September 14, 2019 at 3:39 pm

          Either you like the blogs or you don’t.

          Don’t like the comments? Don’t read them then, you silly twat.

          How’s that for “appealing”?

          DS

        • Finn
          September 14, 2019 at 4:15 pm

          “You know thieves? Yes, so you know their names. But when hostile name calling and people acting like little kids hurts the blog rather than helps it, some action has to be taken to make it more appealing. Not less appealing.”

          Yes. I know thieves. I know a lot of shitty people. Everyone does. What’s your obsession with knowing names. I don’t care who someone is, if he/she have a solid argument, I listen. If I read a funny or offensive comment – I can ignore, respond, etc..

          Turtleboy’s blog is not being negatively impacted because you don’t like the format. Quite the opposite. Their format weeds out the “easily offended”. Followers of Turtleboy are called “Turtleboy Riders” because they can roll with the punches are not easily offended. Sounds like you need to go back to Huffington Post.

          I’ve seen you a few times now complaining about format and not once give a thoughtful observation about a story here.

          Get Fucked,
          Finn

    • Dick Scratcher
      September 14, 2019 at 3:36 pm

      Hey Mr My 2 Cents,

      So “everyone that posts should put their name to it”?

      Well you fucking didn’t.
      Finn has summed you up very nicely.
      Now, off you fuck. The adults are talking.

      And here’s my name on the post.
      Dick Scratcher

      • Finn
        September 14, 2019 at 4:59 pm

        DS,

        My guess is that “My 2 cents” has never read Fox, CNN (who does?), or any other news outlet that allow for comments. Have you read those comments?? Yeessh. They make me laugh and cringe — 2 things I enjoy doing. It doesn’t take away from the main story. First OP wants “rules of engagement” for posting, then he/she want editing for the authors of the stories, and now he/she wants (it’s definitely a “she”) people to have to use their first name.

        What a maroon.

        Fondly,
        Finn

    • Basic Bible 101
      September 15, 2019 at 5:26 pm

      God did ssy to judge.
      Morons always misinterpret the scripture to fit their anything goes life style.
      God wants you to choose good over evil. When you choose good you are judging.

  • Jewoven
    September 14, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    Muslims don’t shoot themselves for losing wars like sept. 21 we’re supposed to care lol. If they want to kill innocent people they should start with themselves. Catholic and Jew diddlers are no one to stand for yuck.

  • Lynch him
    September 14, 2019 at 12:17 pm

    If the government won’t protect us then I guess we’ll have to protect ourselves from these people. 9pm, September 21st, the people should hunt him down, drag him through the streets and hang him in a tree.

    Maybe then the government will start doing it’s job again when these fucksticks start getting scourged and hung.

  • Wwy
    September 14, 2019 at 12:16 pm

    He’s not a Jew they should let him go.

  • ANGRY GIANT
    September 14, 2019 at 11:22 am

    Islamic justice would cure Jeremy.

    • Mussolini
      September 14, 2019 at 12:15 pm

      He’d be martyred for killing a Christian plus he could pay the family off and get away with it. Islam is fake and gay.

  • Carol Wade
    September 14, 2019 at 11:14 am

    This is the lowest form of “Gutter Trash”, and he shouldn’t be allowed to draw breath along with the rest of us.
    Great job on the story, and for uncovering this “rodents” background. Praying to God that he gets all that he deserves, plus more for his formidable, scummy past.

  • CryWolfAgain
    September 14, 2019 at 10:09 am

    Figures someone woulda tossed in the race card. If he were Italian in RI I’d probably agree. Issue is RHODE ISLAND. Period.

  • Sense
    September 14, 2019 at 9:59 am

    What a maroon. He shouldn’t be driving even a bicycle. Drunk driving is a much bigger problem than racism, sexism, homphobia, all of it. MSM gives it and we take it. They are thrilled that we are bitching about it, That was the plan. Alternative news? A ban here, a suspension here. Their brainwashing is finished. This is the final product.

  • Eddie E.
    September 14, 2019 at 9:03 am

    Nice job with this blog, turtle driver. This guys a real loser for sure. Hope he gets the book thrown at him.

    • Noon
      September 14, 2019 at 9:55 am

      Agreed. Great job on this blog. Dudes a waste of space.

  • Deez Nutz
    September 14, 2019 at 8:46 am

    As soon as the neck tatt showed over the collar….. Nuttingood….

    • Angel D
      September 15, 2019 at 2:25 am

      Really you don’t even know him! You have no fucking idea what he’s been through! He has a mental illness! Wait til you meet your judge, God himself, I wonder how perfect you are! People can just judge a person and know absolutely nothing about him except for what they see online! Well, hear this, He tried to kill himself one week ago and the hospital released him! No he’s not a scum he’s a person with serious mental issues! So shut your mouth! You don’t even know him! He would never intentionally hurt another human being! SO STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YOUR FUCKING JUDGEMENT! I WISH I KNEW ALL YOUR PAST AND EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE!
      Mathew 7:1-3 King James:
      1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
      2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
      3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

      • Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
        September 15, 2019 at 12:56 pm

        He tried to kill himself? Be a lot cooler if he succeeded.

        • Bertha Von Nation
          September 15, 2019 at 6:38 pm

          He wouldn’t hurt anyone? Just leaves them to die in the street in front of their screaming children. Mental illness isn’t an excuse. I’ve got a kid with schizophrenia, and he would never leave an innocent person to die in the street. Too bad he didn’t succeed with the suicide attempt. It would have been better if he were dead, and that kid still had his mommy.

    • Angel D
      September 15, 2019 at 2:27 am

      Really you don’t even know him! You have no fucking idea what he’s been through! He has a mental illness! Wait til you meet your judge, God himself, I wonder how perfect you are! People can just judge a person and know absolutely nothing about him except for what they see online! Well, hear this, He tried to kill himself one week ago and the hospital released him! No he’s not a scum he’s a person with serious mental issues! So shut your mouth! You don’t even know him! He would never intentionally hurt another human being! SO STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP YOUR FUCKING JUDGEMENT! I WISH I KNEW ALL YOUR PAST AND EVERYONE ELSE ON HERE!
      Mathew 7:1-3 King James:
      1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
      2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
      3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother’s eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?

      • Honestly It’s Like This...
        September 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

        EVERYBODY judges it’s human nature REGARLESS of what the Bible says. Good or bad we ALL judge. Mental illness? He very well may have one. But he’s able to function good enough to commit a shit load of crimes some of which I would imagine required some critical thinking . And has produced SEVERAL children that I pray to god don’t turn out like him. I have a child who suffers from mental illness along with severe childhood trauma… and suicide attempts. Yet has never, ever taken away someone else’s life. And if he’s so mentally unstable that it caused him to kill someone while operating a a potential deadly weapon, then why was he allowed to drive at all???… I think some of us may feel a little different, maybe even have a little sympathy for him IF he at least stopped and acknowledged what he did. Instead of leaving that helpless woman and her innocent son to watch his mother slowly die right in front of his eyes. He’s got several children himself. And I’m sure he would never want 1 of them to be forced to go through the terror this little boy did. Like he wasn’t gonna be caught anyway. Sadly there’s plenty of hit and run drivers in this shitty state and others. And they’re all held accountable when they’re caught. Because they always are. Right is right and wrong is wrong. There is no in between. He was wrong.

      • CryWolfAgain
        September 18, 2019 at 11:36 am

        He obviously took pleas to get the deals that he did which allowed him to be on the street to kill this woman. If he goes to trial, surely a juror like YOU would be the one to set him free AGAIN! Want to know something about the people responding? I’m a convicted murderer. Yep. And I did my time, not a suspended sentence. Unlike this FUCK, I had NO criminal history. Nope. I saved myself and my child from domestic violence. He is NOT mentally ill. He’s a punk-ass, piece of shit, narcissistic loser with ZERO regard for human life–even his own children! That’s not mental illness; it’s called indifference.

  • Cyril Figgus
    September 14, 2019 at 6:21 am

    Another Star Chamber assignment. Double-tap to the back of the fucking head and throw his body in the sea to become fish shit. Society needs a vehicle to take care of these assholes who are not worthy of living among us.

    • Pam Poovey
      September 16, 2019 at 6:07 pm

      Is the password to your computer still “guest”?

  • whatevuh
    September 14, 2019 at 5:56 am

    This is what happens when lawyers write the laws, they make it so litigation is the norm, they make lots of money, and the average person pays for it, sometimes with their lives . . . .

  • bet this guy does very little time
    September 14, 2019 at 3:51 am

    crime is big business for states,think of all the jobs it creates,all them court jesters, people wearing robes,flatfoots,etc,etc. putting scum in a cell too early ruins the big fat gravy train.

    • TD
      September 14, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Have you read Turtleboy? There will never be a shortage of people to incarcerate!

  • Worcester
    September 13, 2019 at 10:58 pm

    I am looking for someone.

  • Just an average citizen
    September 13, 2019 at 10:52 pm

    Looks like the jerkoff had the right skin pigmentation to get leniency from the judicial system.

    • ronald
      September 13, 2019 at 10:56 pm

      Mmeah. Actually no. Good try. You’re too stupid to play our game. Fuck off.

    • Mussolini
      September 14, 2019 at 6:31 am

      The 1990’s called and they want their shitty opinion back.

    • Mr. Big
      September 16, 2019 at 2:19 am

      Back to your ghetto, boy. The civilized folk are discussing.

  • Ron Valiquette
    September 13, 2019 at 10:25 pm

    He has a profile for his job on LinkedIn….. check it out.

  • manbuttaddicts
    September 13, 2019 at 10:08 pm

    instead of looking at live girls tonight you guys can sit home and look at images of mens buttholes.

    • Rochambeau
      September 14, 2019 at 2:29 pm

      At first I thought it was a picture looking inside a white pumpkin. Thanks for clearing that up!

  • goodbye
    September 13, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    so i took my saddle, and walked around. wanted so badly to hear that sound. goodbye t

  • Fuck Pig
    September 13, 2019 at 9:52 pm

    Jer’s a great kid, really. He just got caught up with the wrong crowd is all.

  • Little Rhody Sucks
    September 13, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Rhode Island is nothing more than the sewer pipe that connects the Northeast. Ashamed to live here.

  • ripabutttloser
    September 13, 2019 at 9:29 pm

    Good luck on your dates tinight guys. Say hello to you right hands a rip a fuuuuckkkkinggg bbuuuuuuttttt.

    • Hang it up Chief
      September 14, 2019 at 12:32 am

      Can you imagine being so ridiculously pathetic as to repeatedly comment the same lame drivel on a blog you don’t like or have some problem with?? Yeah….me either.

    • Captain Trips
      September 14, 2019 at 8:22 am

      I find this ‘butt’ poster sad but amusing. Personally, I think he needs a psych eval and most likely put into a locked psych ward. His rip a butt fascination is pretty fucking weird. Obviously unstable and probably lost someone close to him from smoking.

      Probably a future serial killer. Obviously not sane. Probably dangerous.

      I still laugh at his insanity, hope he gets the help he needs, and, if not, smokes himself.

      • Pugs Are Thugs, Boiiii
        September 14, 2019 at 4:54 pm

        Two sides of the same coin. He’s juvenile and can’t come up with anything but the same comment every time – while you constantly comment and reply to others with equally insipid, usually self-absorbed virtue signaling.

        Both looking for attention to disguise your own irrelevance. But do keep commenting. I’m always amused to read posts from other unself-aware narcissists now that I’ve stopped reading Lefty MSM rags & websites.

  • Take Out The Trash
    September 13, 2019 at 9:25 pm

    Hit and run being about the lowest of the low and in this case even worse, I really hope for a slow painful death in his cell…

  • Bum future
    September 13, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    His future only looks a little better than yours. Me thinks that’s not so good.

  • Neck tattoos clearly indicate ratchethood
    September 13, 2019 at 9:17 pm

    If he’d had stopped and was found to be drunk he’d probably get 10 years. The fact that his shitty behavior didnt put him back in the slammer is a product of a shiity or over worked probation department.

  • Ratchetsaurous Rex
    September 13, 2019 at 9:13 pm

    That little boy though. My god 🙁

    He should be in jail anyway for non-payment. Why does two of them girls have the same last name? Sisters, possibly cousins lol. Piece of shit this one is. Right up there with Juicin Jeremy.

  • ripabutttloser
    September 13, 2019 at 9:06 pm

    Squeeze the fat on your gut. Now stay away from sharp objects. And rip anutha fuckin buuuuuuuuttt!!

    • PhilSimmsSucks
      September 15, 2019 at 4:41 pm

      Butt Boy,
      When you end up Hernandezing your gay ass, have mommy send us a picture of you twisting in the wind.

  • yiut
    September 13, 2019 at 8:50 pm

    What a pos this ballsack is. Drunk drivers are evil selfish cunts. life in jail.

  • Judge S. Klause
    September 13, 2019 at 8:49 pm

    Sick

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