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Dirk Bike Hoodbooger Shoots 77 Year Old Man At Route 20 Traffic Light Because He Got Beat Up After Throwing A Rock At The Old Man’s Car

 

The Worcester Police are looking for some shitbag dirt biker who shot a 77 year old man and hit a 74 year old man in the face with a rock after hitting their car while weaving in and out of traffic.

I fucking HATE dirt bikers. I hate how we’re being told that this is some sort of better alternative for hoodboogers than joining gangs. They’re the same shitbags they would be if they were selling heroin on Grafton Hill. At their core they have no morals and no soul. They just have a different hobby, and the same lack of respect for others.

According to witnesses the dirt bikers were weaving in and out of traffic, the driver in the car told them to grow up, and the biker in the red threw a rock at their window. At that point the two old guys got out of the car, tried to take the biker’s mask off, put him in a head lock, and he ended up getting shot before the biker drove away. The parts before and after the shooting were all caught on film.

What a bunch of bitches. They got beat up by two old dudes with beer bellies and jorts, who they didn’t think would do something about the fact that they had a rock thrown at their car. And instead of just using their fasts he shot one and hit him with a rock.

The best part is that his hoodbooger friends stood there and did nothing to help their friend because Beer Belly Barry told them not to.

When an old dude with jorts on in traffic tells you to get the fuck out of there, you get the fuck out of there. You don’t wanna mess with that guy, and the only way to take him down is to shoot him.

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38 Comment(s)
  • Turd Boy gives the best quotes
    June 3, 2021 at 7:52 pm

    “If you do not want to be a snitch, we will snitch for you”
    Way to build trust with your membership. Are you gonna give out their IPs and e mails to uncle sam too?

  • Inflamed Anus
    Inflamed Anus
    June 3, 2021 at 6:04 pm

    I think if the cops hands are tied with these rodents (which they are) then people need to start running them the fuck over. Something needs to be done, these groups aren’t harmless kids riding in the street. I didn’t see in the video of this incident if it was a large group or not, but I can tell you those old guys had some balls if it was. A few years ago I was driving with my family in Boston, we cut through Blue Hill Ave to avoid traffic on the expressway. A pack of these assholes were ripping up the road and 1 of them hit my wife’s car from behind. He was doing a wheelie and slammed into us, 3 or 4 of them came racing over to the car, my wife was screaming, and my daughter was hysterical!! I got out to see if the kid was alright only to have the group descend upon us, I peeled the nog off our trunk that hit us that was hurt, dumped him on the ground, and jumped back in the car and got the fuck outa there! These pieces of shit started chasing us up now 138, my wife’s on the phone with 911 and they tell us “do not stop, don’t run anyone over, but do not stop”. I ran some red lights and almost got in an accident. It wasn’t until I got on 128 that we got away from them. The whole time my wife is yelling “where are the police”. Even now, as I type this thinking back about how my wife was screaming in fear, and my daughter was absolutely hysterical it upsets me. In that situation you feel almost helpless, it’s like a pack of wild dogs chasing a cat. All said and done the Boston Police did nothing, they told us we had to go to the B-3 station just to file a report, if I didn’t have to go through my insurance for the damage to the car I wouldn’t have even bothered.

    • Damn!
      June 3, 2021 at 9:09 pm

      That would inflame anybody’s anus!

  • Chimp-Out Forecast
    June 3, 2021 at 5:49 pm

    Hazardous urban warning.

    High risk for Chimpout tomorrow Friday through all of next week Category 3+ chimpouts are expected with potential of rapid escalation to category 5 chimpouts with little warning. Seek shelter inside strong buildings with strong locks.

    Saturday through Tuesday expect a 100% chance of chimpouts due to unseasonably high temperatures and continued covid cash.

  • randiguy2006
    Good
    June 3, 2021 at 5:21 pm

    We need to thin the older crowd out anyway to keep Social Security solvent.

    Stay in the car gramps.

    • Bite The Hand
      June 3, 2021 at 6:05 pm

      Don’t worry, his social security doesn’t affect your welfare. In fact the taxes that he’s paid his entire life are what make the dirt bikers and your worthless existences possible.

    • Death
      June 3, 2021 at 7:16 pm

      That’s why they invented covid dummy

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Bret Killoran
    June 3, 2021 at 5:08 pm

    You think that’s bad? My fuckin evicted neighbor broke into my fuckin basement, plugged his DVR into my fuckin spectravision box and fried the fuckin thing. Now I can’t find nobody to fuckin fix it and the ol’ lady is blaming me! Fuckin shit sucks.

  • Kevin6@gmail.com
    June 3, 2021 at 4:58 pm

    The old timer was probably in Nam’. Not scared of this dink . Definitely deserves a beer and a lap dance at centerfolds across the street

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Liawatha
    June 3, 2021 at 4:51 pm

    Just a couple of kids having a good time. The WPD needs to deescalate the situation and give up the search. I hope the old whites learned a lesson.

  • Authentic , (where are you DS)
    June 3, 2021 at 4:48 pm

    Driving is something that’s not done for fun;

    Of all of the “rules” remember this one:

    Tomorrow’s front page
    Is filled with “Road Rage”

    Because the “other guy” brought with him a gun.

  • observer
    June 3, 2021 at 4:38 pm

    I learned a long time ago, don’t fuck with old guys.

    • Homer, what's the number?
      June 3, 2021 at 5:33 pm

      Had an uncle who was a Korean War vet. He and another one of my uncles were out with their wives for an event. They encountered a similar situation with nogs or spics, don’t remember which, harassing drivers including them. My uncles pulled over and confronted the delinquents. One of them took a swing at the Korean War vet, and he returned the favor even though the delinquent still had his helmet on. Hit him so hard, he broke the face shield and knocked the kid off his feet.
      My uncles subsequently returned to their vehicle, left and enjoyed the rest of the day. He wasn’t harassed any further that day.

      • bigdaddy
        Clint Eastwood
        June 3, 2021 at 7:07 pm

        Get off my lawn

  • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
    June 3, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    I entered my first motocross at 60 years old. In my 50’s I did some hare scrambles, Before that I road raced. Presently I do trials. Lotta money invested. . I often go trail riding in Maine and I have my off road permits. None of my fellow dirt bike riders like those that terrorize the street, The few times they showed up at organized events they get their bikes VIN checked and if stolen we hold them for the police. We despise them cause they give good people a bad name. To Turtleboy. Learn about what real dirt bikers do. Don’t lump them in with us.

    • Boe Jiden
      @Biden
      June 3, 2021 at 4:49 pm

      Cool story.
      This is not about off road rural dirt bikers, 4 wheelers, hunters, hikers, and all around country white life.
      This is about hood boogers riding in the cities and harassing people.
      Congrats on living in one of the most Caucasian States in the union.
      You have no idea or frame of reference.
      Most are jealous.
      Enjoy

      • Joe "Jim Crow" Biden
        June 3, 2021 at 4:55 pm

        Spent the first 64 years of my life on Grafton Hill and had enough last fall to get me to move to NH.

        • Boe Jiden
          @biden
          June 3, 2021 at 5:17 pm

          Ahhh the white flight until you have to move again. Hopefully it’s Northern NH.
          Although Laconia, Conway, and well The north Massachusetts Cites of (Manchester) and (Concord) are all fucked, Don’t forget the seacoast of Jersey Shore North.
          Your State is Fucked.
          Start listing ur homestead while the market is good.

  • Dead NlGGER Storage
    June 3, 2021 at 4:30 pm

    Why do people still live in these areas where the spics and n1ggers are breeding? There are still white towns in MA. You have to move in, keep it nice and get involved politically too keep out the low income housing. In the meanwhile, keep your dead n1ggers stored properly.

  • Metro West Guy
    Poppa Wheeler
    June 3, 2021 at 4:04 pm

    I am seeing more and more of these schmucks popping wheelies in traffic and riding dirt bikes 10 in a group all the time now. Just like the bicyclists who like to drift into the driving lane or ignore traffic lights – if it comes down to a case of them or me crashing and possibly dying, you can bet your ass it’s definitely not going to be me.

  • CONN
    June 3, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    The guy was shot in the leg. Apparently the dirt biker is a graduate from the Joe Biden School of Aggression and Self Defense LOL

  • bigdaddy
    bigdaddy
    June 3, 2021 at 4:03 pm

    If one of those shitheads gets in front me in traffic I aint stopping

  • Boe Jiden
    This Liberal America...
    June 3, 2021 at 4:00 pm

    This is the failure unfolding. This is what is enabled and perpetuated. This while being a microcosm is an instance of a myriad of instances which indicate an overall problem.
    The enabled must have what it wants at any cost, and will find any excuses to justify itself. Enabled by falsehoods perpetrated by excuses , clever rhetoric, and blame. The ego must win at all costs including guns and the use of them to destroy lives.
    Reason and logic get left behind and what is left is infantile egotism that has millions of years of evolution behind it.
    The above is propped up and fueled by the education system, the media, woke celebrities, and self-segregating elitist liberals with multi-billion dollar corporations following their lead.
    Until people realize the poor and minorities suffer then what is of the greater good? And at what cost?
    Well the murder of hundreds of thousands as the death count tallies up over past few decades.
    Cunts.

  • Fuck Around, Find Out
    June 3, 2021 at 3:51 pm

    How hard is it to mind one’s own business? One of two things will happen to that kid – busted by cops or crushed by traffic. Old guys probably said something out of pocket and paid the price. FAFO.

    • Boe Jiden
      @fuck around
      June 3, 2021 at 4:26 pm

      You sound successful. Please elaborate on your musings. Most would not find joy in the elderly getting shot. It would seem the expressed opinions one has opined reveal a deep seated anger that one is uncomfortable with. One should explain further. Until then….
      You do you boo.

      • FAFO
        June 3, 2021 at 4:31 pm

        Bluntly, mind your fucking business. I don’t have a dirt bike and I’m under 50 years-old so I don’t even have a horse in this race. I live in the city where hordes of dirt bikes stall traffic every day and I haven’t been shot or assaulted yet for saying something to someone I don’t know.
        Fuck around… find out.

        • Boe Jiden
          @FAFO
          June 3, 2021 at 4:36 pm

          Most find one’s anger to be infantile in nature. This is not an inquiry, merely a question. Does one care to talk about it?
          Not in acronyms please. Let’s use big boy language.

        • Woodsman
          June 3, 2021 at 4:42 pm

          We knew you were bred and fed in worcester the second you flapped your cocksucker.

          • FAFO
            June 3, 2021 at 4:54 pm

            I’m sorry you’re so sensitive to the plight of complete strangers, you liberal faggot.

  • LA RAZA
    June 3, 2021 at 3:41 pm

    They are such a proud race.
    It only shows you how truly deranged that they are.

  • ITCHY_BALLS
    June 3, 2021 at 3:40 pm

    Looks like “Shimmmy”

  • SPICOLOGY 101
    June 3, 2021 at 3:25 pm

    Fucking derelict SPICS.
    Making the world a better place.
    One crime at a time.
    They aren’t going away.
    So say goodbye to civilized society.
    Your government dollars at work.
    And now that we are infested with these cockroaches that we have supported from birth.
    This is how they show their gratitude.

    • Spic
      June 3, 2021 at 9:05 pm

      And they expect us to respect them without question

      • Gumercindo
        June 3, 2021 at 9:10 pm

        Please God make them go away

  • Bronsen
    June 3, 2021 at 3:23 pm

    The cops hands are tied and cannot do anything about these scumbags. If they chase they are called out as racist and ruining the poor kids fun. If they crash they get sued and criticized by the media and left wing loonies. More people need to step up and do what these two old guys did, shows how much of a pussies these thugs are.

  • Ron Jeremy
    June 3, 2021 at 3:20 pm

    Its time we start enforcing draconian laws for motor bikes such as muffler to frame number matching laws as well as start to enact and enforce emission control, emission testing, catalytic converter and antitampering laws on bikes. Be stricter than California smog laws. Make it ILLEGAL to modify a motorcycle in any way, shape or form.

  • Cliff Clavin
    June 3, 2021 at 3:16 pm

    A little known fact, Jorts are the best of both worlds. You get a nice comfortable feel in the seat of your pants but they are half as long and half the weight. Greatest thing is to reuse a pair of frayed jeans and let the leg hairs flow in the breeze.

    • Cliff Clavin
      June 3, 2021 at 3:24 pm

      I failed to credit the early Pilgrims for truly inventing the first shortened bottoms attire. They would use the woolen rags from last winter and trim off the legs and wear them on the beaches as “Woorts”.

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