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District Attorney Joe Early’s Office Can’t Coverup Hilarious Arrest Report Of ADA John O’Leary’s Drunk Driving Joy Ride With Daughter In Car Because Turtleboy Is Watching

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TrashliveAn assistant district attorney in the Worcester County District Attorney’s office is accused of driving while drunk on Monday with his 13-year-old daughter in the car, telling a State Police trooper that he was a prosecutor, according to court documents. John O’Leary was stopped by a trooper on Interstate 290 west between Exits 25 and 24 on Monday around 7:40 p.m., according to documents filed in Westborough District Court. Another driver had called police to report that a “highly erratic” Audi A6 was driving behind her.

Trooper Gregory Zanni wrote in a police statement of facts that he observed the car swerve out of the right lane, almost smashing into the guardrail, before crossing into the center lane. O’Leary, of Bolton, was slow to stop the car, Zanni wrote, and eventually stopped in the center of the Exit 23B ramp. Zanni used his PA system to get O’Leary to pull off the ramp and stop on Route 140. When Zanni got to the car and O’Leary rolled down the driver’s side window, he smelled the odor of an alcoholic beverage, the statement reads. O’Leary had red, glassy and bloodshot eyes.

Meanwhile, Zanni noticed that O’Leary’s 13-year-old daughter was in the car. O’Leary, 48, had slurred speech and breath that smelled of alcohol, Zanni wrote. He told the trooper that his license was in his left hand, but there was nothing there. O’Leary was unsteady as he got out of his Audi and fumbled to retrieve his license. Zanni wrote that he asked O’Leary how much he had to drink, to which he responded, “none, I don’t drink,” the trooper wrote. O’Leary struggled to perform field sobriety tests, and Zanni placed him into custody, escorting him away from his car in handcuffs, the statement of facts reads.

That’s when O’Leary “made spontaneous utterances that he was a prosecutor in the District Attorney’s office in Worcester,” the statement reads. O’Leary allegedly resisted as he was brought to the trooper’s cruiser. When O’Leary was brought to the State Police barracks in Holden for processing, he began to question the validity of the stop, Zanni wrote. He refused to sign the Miranda Warning form troopers presented.

“Instead, he began taunting me by pretending to not hear the questions asked, and continuously asked me to repeat myself,” Zanni wrote.

Trooper Ryan Sceviour entered the room to help try and get information from O’Leary, the statement reads. O’Leary would not answer some questions for Sceviour, but did tell him that his 13-year-old daughter was in the car with him and that he was taking her to dance class. After some time, O’Leary cooperated with the booking process, Zanni wrote. At 9:40 p.m., O’Leary passed out while sitting up and was “audibly snoring.” 

See that right there? This is the Turtleboy effect. Five years ago this would have been swept under the rug. The prosecutor would’ve made a call to Joe Early, he would’ve mad his minions in the upper ranks of the Massachusetts State Police scrub the police report, and life would go on.

Not anymore though. They know we are watching now. So they self report and immediately suspend people like this without pay. Trooper Sceviour was coincidentally involved once again. They weren’t gonna pull another Alli Bibaud on his watch.

But seriously though. This guy didn’t just have one too many beers. He was well beyond regular drunk and and had moved onto hilarious drunk. Saying he has things in his hand that aren’t there. Drifting into guardrails. Telling the cops that he does’t drink alcohol at all, even though he’s clearly plastered beyond belief. Making the cops repeat themselves over and over again, just to be a shithead. And to top it all off he fell asleep in a chair at 9:40 PM and snored his ass off.

It’s all very hilarious until you factor in that his daughter was in the car with him. That poor freaking girl. All she wanted to do was go to dance class. She had to have known Daddy was wasted. No way this was the first time she saw him like this. My question is, what was she doing while he was swerving all over the road? Was she telling him to get his shit together or was she just like every other 13 year old I’ve ever seen – glued to her phone and oblivious to the world around her? Probably better off with the latter.

Anyway, this will work out for everyone. The guy has a law degree and he’s working for the state. He has a set salary and gets paid by the taxpayers. Obviously he cannot continue to work for the District Attorney’s office. Imagine being tried for a crime, any crime really, by this clown show. It would literally be impossible for him to cast judgement on anyone else now that his ass has been exposed.

Luckily for him all the real money is in criminal defense. And considering his background he probably knows how to let people like himself walk away with a slap on the wrist, so he’s gonna end up making a lot more money.

One less drunk driver off the road.

One less corrupt douchebag in the DA’s office.

One less scandal covered up.

This is the Turtleboy effect.

28 Comment(s)
  • January 18, 2018 at 6:23 pm

    Hold the praise for trooper Scevy. While he will arrest and embarrass judges family members, and his partners in case prosecution- lawyers in the DAs office. The real question and proof of his integrity is whether he is willing to arrest his fellow troopers. Someone should ask him this question

  • Curious George
    January 17, 2018 at 7:26 pm

    Shouldn’t we be asking why a drunk driving stop made the front page. There are dozens made every day & they only get a blurb.

    • Blaine Dunrat
      January 17, 2018 at 9:19 pm

      Agreed, like half the assbrains reading this crap haven’t had a OUI

      • Finn
        January 17, 2018 at 9:48 pm

        “Shouldn’t we be asking why a drunk driving stop made the front page. There are dozens made every day & they only get a blurb.”

        Because this time, instead of deciding the how to prosecute the persons with OUIs (and recommend a punishment) he’s the guy with the OUI.

        “Agreed, like half the assbrains reading this crap haven’t had a OUI”

        Disagreed. A lot of us haven’t. Even those who have — they certainly don’t pull the “do you know who I am?” bull shit and act like an ass-hat to the cops (especially with their kids in the car).

        More importantly – are you really defending this shithead? According to your logic, it’s ok for that idiot to make the papers for doing his job, but it’s not ok for him to make the papers for his egregious behavior. Makes sense.

        Get Fucked,

        • Blaine Dunrat
          January 17, 2018 at 10:11 pm

          I’m not defending him, I’m saying it is too easy to rag on every human who does something they regret. Calm down and take your meds

          • Finn
            January 17, 2018 at 11:52 pm

            You *are* defending him. And you make a ridiculously stupid assumption that half of TBS’s audience have had OUIs. That’s just ludicrous. And Ad Hominem attacks make you look weak.

  • T REX
    January 17, 2018 at 5:49 pm

    Sounds like Howie Carr was reading TB word by word. Reported on this ADA and Portland cop story today. Blatant no mention of a source, of course.

    • T Rex
      January 17, 2018 at 7:20 pm

      He did mention TB later on in his show.

  • Sage Wilcox
    January 17, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    This was not cover-up, it was in the paper, the exact words you wrote in the article in fact. Get a life!

  • Hugh Jass
    January 17, 2018 at 12:56 pm

    TB you can’t even best DeDe and her minions in a battle of wits, and you expect us to think you are the reason this case was not broomed?! Puh-lease. DeDe Delgado has mopped the floor with you. For realz.

    • Cracker
      January 18, 2018 at 6:36 pm

      My great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy owned Didi’s great-great-great-great-great-great-granddaddy. Mine used to tell hers that the guy next door wasn’t home and he left all his cotton in the field so they could steal it. It wasn’t the guy next door’s cotton, but it saved the effort of whipping them.

  • Steven Stover
    January 17, 2018 at 12:47 pm

    Joe Early needs a new line of work. He can’t control his staff and they fix things for friends and screw over the poor.

    • Hugh Jass
      January 17, 2018 at 12:59 pm

      At least Joe Early was not bested by DeDe Delgado and her minions…

  • Joe Early
    January 17, 2018 at 11:13 am

    Ha ha I could drive drunk on the sidewalk dangling a baby out the window and still get reelected. Because I have a D after my name the brain dead voters would still vote for me. After all they voted for Ted Kennedy after he killed a women

  • Mauea Healey
    January 17, 2018 at 6:52 am

    I will get to the bottom of this onceI am done suing Trump

  • Indemnity from the law for the powerful
    January 17, 2018 at 6:02 am

    MassHole super secrete second tier corrupt legal system is on hold for, cops, judges, politicians and politically connected all looking over their shoulders.

    They can’t wait to get it going again, losing their protected status and indemnity from the law is the scariest thing to happen in their adult lives. The Bibaud corruption and resulting lawsuit brought it all into the light of day. Cops instructed to enforce the law, no favors, thought that went without saying, ya know the oath and all, wtf.

    Pols and connected MassHole tyrants leery to request favors from other connected parties. The State Hack and connected legal system is still going on just on a smaller quieter level, it’ll never go away. The MassHole triple standard legal system will be back in full effect soon, cockroaches just waiting for the lights to turn off. You on the other hand pay your taxes and obey the law.

    One group still skates free with open support of the political and legal system. Illegal Aliens, still skating free crime-spree on you and me. Entire cities and States declaring them protected. Free representation up the MassHole, prosecutors refusing to charge them, refusing to follow local, state and federal law.

  • Dennis
    January 16, 2018 at 11:59 pm

    I’m sure his coat holders clique, will be creating a spin on his arrest. Usually they can blame it on somebody or try to. This state ADA was drunk, but on top of it he had his young 13 year old daughter in the car. Great role model, who could have killed several out there in a matter of seconds. The state youth services should investigate this too. To evaluate this whole dangerous situation, where a young daughter could have been killed. He should be terminated immediately and much respect to the outstanding state trooper who busted the drunken driving state Assistant District Attorney.

  • johnnyb
    January 16, 2018 at 11:21 pm

    They know they cannot cover it up because TurtleBoy is always watching!!

  • Jon
    January 16, 2018 at 10:47 pm

    If you was convicted by this guy is it like the tainted lab people? I want a new trial tonight.

    • vicxh
      January 17, 2018 at 1:47 pm

      They might reduce your murder one without parole to parole in 25 years

  • Jon
    January 16, 2018 at 10:46 pm

    Grabowski father or son best lawyers in worster ive heard next to ettwnberg

  • Jon
    January 16, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    You do the boneride much respect. Oh the pop ups today how the fuck is turtleboy still giving the phone viruses like its pornhub.

    • Wendy
      January 17, 2018 at 5:50 am

      OMG… what happened with pornhub?

      • Yay Pornhub
        January 17, 2018 at 10:13 am

        Pornhub has an app so you don’t have do get a virus filled website delivering viruses to your phone every time you press play.

      • vicxh
        January 17, 2018 at 1:46 pm

        Pornhub transmits more viruses than a real hooker. I would not.

  • Jon
    January 16, 2018 at 10:42 pm

    You better have a dog in the race or whats your point tb. Long time.

  • Dwayne
    January 16, 2018 at 10:37 pm

    Maybe it was something else, such as extremely high blood sugar levels would result in the same behaviors and would produce an alcohol odor on ones breath.

  • irkedone
    January 16, 2018 at 10:04 pm

    I will forever keep my trap shut and never doubt the turtle again
    admitting fucking being diockhead
    just irked

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