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Does Anyone Know Who This Thieving HoodBooger Wanted By The North Attleboro Police Is?


According to their Facebook page, North Attleboro Police are asking for help in identifying this fine citizen, wanted for theft.



Although the post says “Shoplifting”, according to the Sun Chronicle, he pulled a snatch and grab after meeting some guy to “buy” his PlayStation, just, you know….without any money or anything.

“A man was recently robbed of a computer gaming system he posted for sale on a Facebook marketplace after agreeing to meet what he thought was a prospective buyer on Morse Street, police said.

On Wednesday, police issued a public plea to help identify the suspect and released a photo of him. Beyond what can be seen in the photo, police described him as being about 6 feet tall with a thin build.”

I’m no police detective but the picture does look like the kind of chud who would rip off a video game system, brag about it to his friends, and then pawn it for weed money. Just sayin’.


Anyway, if you know who this snotrocket is, call Detective Daniel Arrighi with the North Attleboro Police at 508-695-1212.

Then email us at so we can shame him, because my Turtle sense are telling me he is probably ratchet gold.


23 Comment(s)
  • Judge dread
    March 10, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Most police departments will allow you to sell shit to a fb / craigslist buyer in their lobbies. Unless the buyer is really fucking stupid they’re not gonna pull shit in the lobby. They will also be on cctv.

    If the buyer wants to rip you off, he won’t show up at the police lobby because he probably has warrants or is a known criminal.

  • Asking for a friend
    March 9, 2019 at 8:03 pm

    North Attleboro has a “hood?”

  • Nigeria
    March 9, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    Your ancestors were bought from their parents to pick cotton here. Thats over. Go back home now. We don’t want/need you. Looser

  • FUniglet
    March 9, 2019 at 4:32 pm

    Go pick cotton Niglet. POS POC DIE

  • Rachael Rollins - Suffolk County DA
    March 8, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    We decline to prosecute this case. Just STFU and pay your taxes serf, you voted for me this is what you get.

    District Attorneys Office
    Suffolk County

  • Just sayin
    March 8, 2019 at 1:32 pm

    Shit, is this a good reason NOT to move to North Attleborough?

  • marilu
    March 8, 2019 at 1:04 pm

    no but he’s cute tho

    • Robert Morin
      July 27, 2020 at 8:41 am

      One of the safest towns around!!! NAPD doesnt f%/k around !!

  • Muh boi
    March 8, 2019 at 11:51 am

    Gang gesture, check. Duck lips, check. Oh, wait, that’s just their natural condition.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    March 8, 2019 at 11:05 am

    “I think if I had a son it would be him”…..Barack Obama

    • Me Rogers Wouldn’t Even Vite For Him
      March 8, 2019 at 12:51 pm

      Holy shit that’s exactly what I thought and was going to post
      Well done my friend. I’m so happy that asshole isn’t the president anymore. He set this country backwards a half century. I can’t believe black America was so stupid and blind

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 8, 2019 at 10:35 am

    Real hard hitting journalism turtle turd

  • John Wypyszinski
    Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
    March 8, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Randy, git yer lazy worthless bitch ass off the computer and back in that men’s room stall. Quit bothering these nice people with your stupid crap, there’s mens waitin on you and you need the money to bail out your man Franklin. Your daddy and me aren’t gonna be helping you out no more. Now git you lazy ungrateful good for nothing.

  • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
    March 8, 2019 at 10:05 am

    PS You dumb fuck. Did you miss all the coverage Manchvegas got all week? You’re even doichier than usual today.

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    March 8, 2019 at 9:55 am

    Will you be posting any white people wanted by police?

    • March 8, 2019 at 10:00 am

      Shut the fuck up and send Franklin some canteen money, Randall. Not today, sir, and i usually don’t mind you.

    • Randall Guy’s Alter Ego
      March 8, 2019 at 10:03 am

      You can start your own blog and hunt down all the whites you want.

    • Barry
      March 8, 2019 at 10:05 am

      Pay attention son. The turtle is so good that he posts their pictures BEFORE they’re wanted by the police.

    • Deputy Dawg
      March 8, 2019 at 10:08 am

      I don’t think that they do that with victims and witnesses.

    • z
      March 8, 2019 at 12:07 pm

      It’s not this web sites fault the guy is not white.

      Low hanging fruit is still fruit.

    • Randall is a Douchebag
      March 8, 2019 at 12:54 pm

      Perhaps they guy who’s girlfriend who was killed isn’t good enough? How about the rapper from Rhode Island who’s girlfriend trashed his house? You stupid fuck

    • The Boondock Saint
      March 8, 2019 at 1:51 pm

      When the police need help identifying a white douchebag, yes… Yes tbs will. You fucking cuck.

      Get AIDS twice.

    • Marvin Gay
      March 8, 2019 at 2:38 pm

      Grab your shine box and get back to work, bitchtits.
      Randall Guy is a gay negro just like Jussi Mollett

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