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Does This Look Like The Face OF A Wannabe Movie Star, Anita Storr Who Told The Mass State Trooper Who Pulled Her Over That She Was Better At Playing A Cop Than He Was?

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I was reading the Telegram and Gazette yesterday and I came across this. Couldn’t stop laughing at the end either:

DUDLEYA New York actress and stunt driver accused of fleeing a state trooper on Interstate 84 in Sturbridge was placed on probation for six months. 

Anita F. Storr, 63, of 232 E. 78th St., New York, N.Y., was placed on pretrial probation Wednesday in Dudley District Court on the charges of failing to stop for a police officer and negligent driving. 

If Ms. Storr doesn’t run afoul of the law during that time, the charges will be dismissed, according to Paul Jarvey, spokesman for the Worcester district attorney’s office. 

A charge of leaving the scene of a property damage accident was dismissed on the request of the state. Ms. Storr also was found not responsible for a marked lanes violation. 

She has had small parts in television series, including and “Law & Order SVU,”“Ugly Betty,” and a few movies, such as the 2012 Adam Sandler film, “That’s My Boy,” in which her uncredited role is listed on Internet Movie Database as a prisoner.

According to court documents, Trooper Jason E. Trout was monitoring eastbound traffic on I-84 about 5 a.m. Dec. 3, when a trucker told him an erratic driver was headed toward them. As the men were talking, the car, a 2013 Fiat, passed and the truck driver pointed it out.

Trooper Trout followed the car for about a half-mile and noticed it was going 35 to 40 mph where the speed limit was 65 mph, he wrote in his report. He noted the car was being driven “in a serpentine pattern,” swaying from lane to lane.

When he stopped the car, the driver did not pull into the breakdown lane but instead stayed in the travel lane and put the car in park, he wrote. When he asked her to pull over into the breakdown lane, she stepped on the gas pedal, revving the car until the trooper explained she needed to put the car in drive first, the report states.

The trooper had followed her for about three miles using the blue lights, siren and air horn to urge her to pull over as she tried to close a broken door, he wrote.  

The car had damage from the front quarter to the rear that had caused “structural and mechanical damage” that prevented the door from closing properly, the trooper wrote. Ms. Storr allegedly said the damage was caused by someone hitting her. 

The trooper followed her to a gas station, where she allegedly told him she thought he had been giving her an escort. She also allegedly told him her portrayals of police officers in her television and movie roles were better than his real-life role as a trooper

When the trooper told her another motorist had complained about her poor driving, she said, “That’s nonsense,” and told him she was headed to Boston, where she was working for a production company filming a movie. The report states the trooper did not smell alcohol, nor was the driver slurring her speech, though she told him she does take medication for a thyroid condition. 


Anita Storr? More like Anita Better Agent. Well at least next time on Law and Order she can play the role of the defendant!!

But seriously, does it get any more gangster than this lady? State police put on the blues, sirens, and air horn in order to get her to pull over. Zero fucks given by this bad ass woman. Just kept on trying to fix her broken door while driving at a high rate of speed while weaving across every line of a highway. Finally pulls over and parks… the travel lane. Because that’s what you do when you are the Queen Bitch of Hollywood extras.

The best is when she finally spoke to the police officer and told him she thought he was giving her an escort. I mean, can you possibly have a more inflated sense of self importance than this lady? She was an extra in three movies that no one saw and she just goes around assuming she gets a police escort everywhere. That is a bad ass woman right there. You simply must respect her hustle.

Loved when she put the trooper in his place too. Like, hey pal, I’m like a million times better at selling the cop routine than you are. Get your shit together.

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Here’s here IMBD profile. She has apparently put a nice little career together as an extra in a bunch of movies and TV shows that your mother watched once. There was actually a comment about her on the message board there too. It was glorious:

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Somehow her IMBD profile also has Anita Storr trivia you can take. There are three questions. Here are the answers:

1. Hiked throughout Bhutan in the Himalaya’s also known as Shangrl-la.
2. Trekked from Cusco to Machu Pichu, Peru for the June Solstice.
3. Took Tango lessons in Buenos Aires.
This lady is so delusional it’s hilarious. I need more of her in my life and I need it now. I pray to God she runs afoul of the law and ends back in front of this judge in Dudley. If so, Turtleboy Sports will be there for an exclusive interview with this queen of the silver screen.
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2 Comment(s)
  • Molly
    January 13, 2015 at 9:37 pm

    I worked for her once-She was bat shit crazy. spoke in this really soft, quivering baby doll voice, until one day she lost her shit and all hell broke loose. Everything had to pink and rhinestone. Everything. god bless that poor trooper’s soul.

  • Joey G
    April 27, 2014 at 5:13 pm

    This woman needs to get a feature segment on Turtleboy Sports. I really want to hear her thoughts on her acting career.

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