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Donald Trump Pussed Out Of The Debate Because He Needs A Megyn Kelly Safe Space

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So there’s another Republican debate tonight before the big Iowa caucus (I still have no fucking clue what a caucus is and why some states feel the need to be special like this), and the big news is that Donald Trump is boycotting it because his arch-nemesis Megyn Kelly is moderating. It all stems from a debate months ago where Kelly asked him what he had to say about allegations that he was sexist. It led to one of the most hilarious Trump lines ever:

HAHHAHAHHA. That still cracks me up. Only Trump could survive something like that. Hey Donald, you’ve previously called women fat pigs, slobs, dogs and disgusting animals – what’s up with that? “Only Rosie O’Donnell.”

Brilliant. No one likes Rosie O’Donnell. This is what every normal person in America thinks when they look at her. Stuff like this is why people like Trump – because he says what millions are thinking. And he says it while running for President, which previously was unheard of.

With that being said, let me make myself perfectly clear about this – Megyn Kelly is a bulldog and I love her dearly. She is one hell of a woman. Feministos hate her because even though she embraces everything feminism is supposedly about (strong, independent women in pant suits) she works for Fox News, which is conservative. You’re not allowed to be feminist AND conservative. Because….war on women!!!!

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Megyn Kelley always asks the best questions and she fears no one. What I like about her is that she’s a gorgeous woman, who didn’t get her job solely because of her looks. For example, Erin Andrews has her job because she’s hot, flirtatious, and paid some guy to take naked pictures of her in her hotel room. But Erin Andrews NEVER asks tough questions. She just flirts with players instead, which is an insult to everyone who follows sports. More importantly it’s an insult to bigger women. I’m sorry, but I am more likely to listen to a fat woman on TV than I am a hot woman. Because I know the fat woman got her job by earning it.

Anyway, Kelly asked that question because lots of people were thinking it. And Trump handled it brilliantly, so what’s the problem?

The problem is that the Donald is being a pussy. He needs a Megyn Kelly safe space. This is the ultimate hypocrisy of Trumpettes – they supposedly hate the PC “safe space” crowd, but yet they always need one when someone is mean to their Donald!!

That’s all there is to it. Sure, his sheep supporters will tell you it’s because Megyn Kelly is a liberal for having Michael Moore on her show, or how even Fox News is somehow not conservative enough now. But at the end of the day he’s just scared of her. He knows she’ll ask tough questions and he doesn’t know if he’ll have enough one liners in the bank to fire back at her.

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Trump is full of shit and I love every second of it. All he has to do is start talking about his big wall that he’s gonna make Mexico pay for and how he’s gonna kick ISIS’ ass, and the masses go nuts!! No one will ask the obvious questions like…..how? Because those type of questions are only for socialists like Megyn Kelly. Trump knows that he’s completely full of shit. He knows he doesn’t really have any specific plans, and he knows Megyn Kelly has had five months to research his weakest points. No freaking way could he go in front of her tonight. Here’s Trump’s excuse:

“I mean, I don’t like her. She doesn’t treat me fairly. I’m not a big fan of hers at all. I don’t care … I might be the best thing that ever happened to her. I don’t know, because who ever even heard of her before the last debate? But I thought she was very unfair in the last debate. A lot of people said I won that debate. Everybody said I won the last debate … I have done well in the debates. Every single poll has said I have won every debate.”

HAHHAHA. Megyn Kelly is being mean to me!!! She’s no fair!!! With her fancy questions!!!! I need my safe space!!! How come she just can’t chant “build the wall?” That’s the American thing to do.

And who has ever heard of Megyn Kelly before that debate? I dunno…pretty much everyone who has ever followed politics. She’s only the most famous news anchor on the most popular news outlet in America.

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I will say this – the debate without Trump isn’t worth watching. I know I won’t be tuning in. I never watch debates because they are boring and painful. So I could respect Trump if he was bowing out for that reason. Seriously, why do we have debates in 2016? If I need to know how a candidate feels about an issue, that’s what Google is for. I can find every single thing they’ve ever said and every bill they’ve ever voted on. The only purpose of a debate is to see who can come up with the best one-liners. Now that Trump isn’t in this one it’s wide open, but it won’t be nearly as funny or entertaining.

So although I recognize that this is a pussy move by Trump, my question is, will it go over as a power move or a pussy move to his supporters? Because this is what is so fascinating about Trump – he does everything you’re not supposed to do and somehow gets more popular because of it. We’ve never seen anything like this before. It’s the reason that Jeb Bush is losing his Goddamn mind:

And from the looks of Internet morons, it certainly seems like he’s going to benefit from this one as well

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Yea, a question from a woman about sexism for a man who is trying to be President of the United States isn’t “fair.” Because Presidents get to decide what questions can and cannot be asked of them. Newsflash – if Trump is afraid of Megyn Kelly then he’s gonna shit his pants when he meets with Putin for the first time.

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Yup, that’s it!! Fox News is the same thing as MSNBC now. They’re so far to the left my head is about to explode!!!

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Yea, you don’t get to tell us what to think. Only Trump does. That’s why he’s not watching the debate tonight – because the candidate he blindly follows is purposely not participating. And somehow this is Fox News’ fault because they’re not replacing Megyn Kelly. Trump should be allowed to choose his own panel of moderators so he knows no one will ask him real questions.

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The other day Trump said he could shoot someone in broad daylight and he’d still be popular. His fans went nuts, not realizing that he was literally telling them how stupid they are for blindly following him.

 

I still wanna see Trump-Hillary debates so bad it hurts. That would be some of the best television in American history. I get aroused just thinking about it. But at the end of the day Hillary Clinton is a train wreck and if Donald Trump gets nominated by the Republicans, they’re basically handing the presidency to Hillary. He has no shot against her. There are millions of conservatives out there who want nothing to do with this guy. They either won’t vote or they’ll vote for Hillary.

P.S. People keep asking me who we’re endorsing. The answer is, no one. If you had a gun to our heads we like Rand Paul because he’s the only one who actually thinks for himself. But from a gambling perspective, the one who has the best shot of beating Hillary is Marco Rubio.

 

 

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • dede
    January 31, 2016 at 12:17 pm

    Trumps REAL fear is that he does not have any REAL answers to the most important questions. He is dragging his supporters around by their noses and they are following him so BLINDLY into potentially the total destruction of our nation.
    We had better be VERY worried about our national security that TRAITOR OBAMA has basically dismantled, and wake up and realize that if MISS Trump is President, life and freedom, as we know it, is OVER and the economy doesn’t even matter then.
    Trump is childish, literally, he is an adult child, and he is antagonistic and right now, he is the biggest threat to us as a nation!
    Rubio is the logical candidate that really does have a solid plan of action that he consistantly and clearly lays out whenever ANYONE asks him what his plan is as President! Rubio does not run away from direct or difficult questions or confrontations. And he surely doesn’t whine about someone not being nice to him and refuse to play when it is critical that he try to prove that he really does have some sort of plan to make our country great again, and SAFE again.
    My God people!! If you are for Trump then you are delusional and far too easily manipulated.
    There is no way Trump should be our President. He is DEFINITELY NOT qualified on any level to lead this country, and if he does become President then it will be the beginning of our RAPID end.

  • RealYank
    January 29, 2016 at 10:54 am

    I am neither a Trump supporter, nor hater. Let me first say that every politician is a Narcissist, especially Presidential candidates. The words President and Narcissist are interchangeable. I shouldn’t be surprised to hear the public regurgitate what the media and other Presidential candidates (Rep. & Dem.) want them to think, after all most people are happy being sheeple, who are completely lost in the world when not told what we should think. That being said, Trump’s decision not to attend last nights debate was brilliant! He effectively told the “Establishment”, ‘FUCK YOU! I DON’T HAVE TO PLAY YOUR REINDEER GAMES. I PLAY BY MY OWN RULES, BITCHES! I’M DONALD TRUMP! I’M HUGE!!’ Did he make a “Pussy” move by not attending? Hardly, a Pussy would have folded under pressure. Like our founding mothers and fathers, Trump is pioneer that changed the rules of engagement in a dysfunctional system. That right there, just might make him the next President of the United States.

    • Justice
      January 29, 2016 at 11:05 am

      Your comment was YUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE, RealYank.

  • Del Griffith
    January 28, 2016 at 7:29 pm

    * I’m sorry, but I am more likely to listen to a fat woman on TV than I am a hot woman. Because I know the fat woman got her job by earning it. you mean like… Candy Crowley? Right… I wouldn’t listen to that progressive journalistic whore if you paid me.

    Think about it, it’s actually a brilliant political move. He’s not there, so who steals the limelight? Trump The best thing those still attending could do is ignore him and don’t bring him up.

  • JoeD
    January 28, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Me Again Kelly is a self absorbed, obnoxious narcissist. I totally agree with Mr Trump. I would have nothing to do with her either. About time she is called out on her behavior. Mr Trump is a successful business man and Presidential candidate and Me Again was completely disrespectful. Roger Aiels and Me Again will pay now in ad revenue and later with little access to PRESIDENT TRUMP.

    • Mike
      January 28, 2016 at 3:31 pm

      I agree 100%

      The debate will be a joke without trump and i think that is what he is trying to prove.
      it will just give Bush and Rubio more time to make fools of themselves.

  • titi ho
    January 28, 2016 at 1:28 pm

    lol..who is your candidate? Hilliary? I mean you did vote for the community organizer twice right?

  • Jeff
    January 28, 2016 at 1:05 pm

    Turtleboy, you should read what Scott Adams has said about this and you should stick to local politics instead of national.

  • BLADERUNNER
    January 28, 2016 at 12:52 pm

    i agree with “jake from state farm”T HIS VERSION OF DONALD DUCK IS WHAT HE WANTS YOU TO SEE,THE REAL DONALD IS WHAT HE SUPPORTED FOR 59 YEARS,LIBERAL POLITICS. YOU CAN’T CHANGE YOUR ZEBRA STRIPES IN LESS THAN A YEAR,WAKE UP TRUMPIES,HE IS PLAYING YOU . IF HE WINS THERE WILL ONLY BE “BUYER’S REMORSE
    THE FOX NEWS AS DOES ALL OTHERS, EXISTS ON ADVERTISERS DIME ,THE MORE CONTROVERSY THEY CREATE THE MORE ADVERTISERS THEY DRAW. “.ONCE YOU UNDERSTAND THIS THE REST IS EASY TO UNDERSTAND.

  • Jake from State Farm
    January 28, 2016 at 12:32 pm

    Trump is a thin skinned narcissist, that launched his financial success thru Daddy’s money, and believes he is better than those who do not have money like him. Classic reality TV mentality with this guy. To those that disagree with him, he childishly throws a temper tantrum and morphs into a bully, complete with derogatory name calling and goofy faces. He is NOT presidential material. This fraud could very well hand the presidency to Hilliary Clinton. Another Fraud. For the record, I support & will vote for Cruz. Although Rubio is still not out of the running in my mind.

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