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Don’t Bother Panhandling At Park Ave And Chandler Streets – Every Corner Is Taken


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If you’re looking to make some money panhandling today we just wanted to give you our friendly Turtleboy pro tip of the day – don’t go to the corner of Chandler and Park Ave. Yes, this is the worst light in Worcester, so it gives you the best opportunity to approach idled vehicles driven by people who actually work for a living. But unfortunately all the corners are currently taken, so the market is pretty saturated. Ya got that? All four corners at Park Ave have young, able bodied men holding cardboard signs, begging morons for money so they can get more heroin:





Tracy Novick has created an atmosphere in Worcester where it’s actually competitive to be a panhandler. Like, you have to wake up early in the morning to grab a good corner. It goes without saying that this shouldn’t be allowed. You can call it free speech all you want, but the fact of the matter is that these people are making money that they are not declaring and therefore are not paying taxes on. If you wanted to open up a t-shirt stand on the corner of Park Ave and Chandler Street then you’d need a license and you’d have to pay all sorts of taxes. But that’s because you’re providing a service that people actually want. If you provide nothing and still make money it’s OK though. This is how Tracy Novick and the ACLU operate.

Now that Tracy Novick has been overthrown by the Turtleboy Sports Revolution from the School Committee she has even more time to be a busy body on Twitter. She posted this the other day:

Cool story Tracy. Guess that means your headstone should have a vagrant junkie taking a piss in broad daylight. After all, that’s the legacy that you’ve left the people of Worcester from your property tax free home in West Tatnuck. Thanks for nothing, as usual.





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42 Comment(s)
  • Juicy
    June 7, 2016 at 1:02 pm

    People need to start handing these people job applications for want ads. Funniest thing I’ve seen is a guy on the corner of Highland and Park Ave panhandling while a HUMONGOUS Help Wanted sign hung Price Chopper’s mammoth window.

  • Joseph Schmo
    June 2, 2016 at 8:16 am

    Giving money to these people is similar to feeding wild animals, that is, if you continue to do it, they will NEVER go AWAY!!

  • I Work For a Living
    May 31, 2016 at 10:12 pm

    My daughter’s softball team has games at Beaver Brook park. There’s nothing better than arriving at a game only to see the bums & junkies parked behind home plate during warm ups. Eventually they take their shopping carts and go, but it’s quite a greeting for the girls & their unsuspecting opponents. Go Worcester!

  • Mike
    May 31, 2016 at 6:35 pm

    These people would not be out there if the idiots would just stop giving them money.

  • Publius
    May 31, 2016 at 2:00 pm

    Dave is right. The junkie, homeless, layabout EBT all come to the northeast because even though the weather s*cks the “free” is all over the place. The people n the red states don’t tolerate this crap.

    • Rational person
      May 31, 2016 at 2:05 pm

      The highest federal aid recipients are: Mississippi (45.3%), Louisiana (44%), Tennessee (41%), South Dakota (40.8%), Missouri (39.4%), Montana (39%), and Georgia (37.9%).

  • The Dukes
    May 31, 2016 at 10:10 am

    What the Hell does this story have to do with Tracy Novick and her one innocuous tweet about a dead bus driver. Seems like she was dragged into this story for no reason and with little explanation for why she sucks this time

    • Jay
      May 31, 2016 at 11:56 am

      They’re allowed to panhandle because she sued the town.

    • Extinction Level Event Planner
      May 31, 2016 at 1:04 pm

      Because as much as TB likes to crow about how people are obsessed with him, he is similarly obsessed with a rotating cast of characters in Worcester County. Therefore, he looks for any excuse to work them into a story so he can bust out his library of meme images that he puts into every post about them, sometimes multiple times in the same post just like whatever “more meme magic = more visitors/ad impressions” instructional e-book about to make money blogging he read after losing his full-time gig told him to — I’m just wondering what redpilled/PUA/MRA nitwit’s e-book it was. Was it Forney’s?

    • Roberto
      June 1, 2016 at 2:49 pm

      Pay attention.

  • Vic
    May 31, 2016 at 8:42 am

    The worst is that they also push the walk buttons constantly while going back and forth from corner to corner. Worst light in the city anyway, and I have to wait extra so a junkie can safely cross to go count his coins with his buddy to see if they have enough for a bag of drugs.

  • fed up
    May 31, 2016 at 7:50 am

    I work at the Umass University campus and have noticed that more and more junkies have migrated down to our neck of the woods. I’ve thought about standing at the Plantation St/Rt 9 lights with them, while wearing my work scrubs, with a sign that says I work 40 + hours a week, pick up as much overtime as possible, pay for my own health insurance, my own groceries, student loans, a car loan for the car that gets my ass back and forth to work and I still live paycheck to paycheck.” I wonder how much money I would collect? Whenever one of the panhandlers stare at me with their woe-is-me eyes, I roll down my window and tell them that UMass is always hiring and if they really want some money, they should put more effort into getting a job.

  • whatevuh
    May 31, 2016 at 7:39 am

    They should go to Holden, Main St has thousands and thousands of cars at every intersection all day long !

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      May 31, 2016 at 2:52 pm

      HAHA, that stretch of road is my hell on Earth. Twice a day. Every.Effing.Day. Adding panhandlers to that clusterfuck will put me over the edge!

    • taking names for November
      May 31, 2016 at 4:39 pm

      haha, they’ll be driven outta Holden faster than shit through a goose.

  • MommaH
    May 31, 2016 at 6:05 am

    My husband and I were driving down Park Ave the other day and counted 7 of them 4 on Chandler and 3 on Highland. We weren’t shocked by it. But to see them all on Highland was weird. It does seem as though they are taking over all of the big intersections. And most of them work together. So sad that people just keep giving money to them knowing they aren’t going to do something with their lives. They are all young and haven’t even established a good life for themselves and never amount to anything. If the city didn’t allow it, there wouldn’t be so many. I know I had to pick up a second job just so I wouldn’t lose my home, I would never stoop down to panhandling, that is just to disgraceful.

  • Wwy
    May 31, 2016 at 1:04 am

    10 million today to Israel.
    7.5 million to Egypt today.
    7 million to Jordan today.
    5 million to Ukraine today.
    The biggest panhandlers in America is the Israelis 10 million a day. TB no balls to write about that he might be considered,oh my goodness an anti-Semite,lol. 30 million to 4 countries,lol. Boston strong,lol.people asking for money well Israel asks for the most and that’s a terrorist country. My fellow retarded Americans.

    • Elwood
      May 31, 2016 at 5:53 am

      “I fnking hate Massachusetts Nazis”.

      • Wwy
        June 1, 2016 at 1:01 am

        Me too,why would we give nazis 10 million dollars a day to Maurer children.sicker than the people on the corner.

        • Sweeney
          June 1, 2016 at 2:48 pm

          Is that Joe Maurer of the Twins? Anti-Semite boob.

  • Dave
    May 30, 2016 at 8:14 pm

    Let’s face it – time has passed the northeast United States by…our states are too small and antiquated to attract industry.

    No economic growth, no skilled/non-skilled manufacturing jobs (like there used to be all over New England), and absolutely ZERO incentive for companies to bring jobs to our region. Generational lack of desire to better one’s self through hard work…

    Combine that with the dysfunctional and crooked state government in MA/RI/CT, and we are done. Zero hope.

    This is why we have all the crack/meth-heads on the corners in every city and good-sized town…

    The southeast U.S. regions are growing (NC/SC, TN, GA)…get out while you still can!

    • Myles Long
      May 30, 2016 at 10:13 pm

      Amerika – TRANSFORMED!

  • Publius
    May 30, 2016 at 7:21 pm

    Twice this weekend saw morons giving the junkies money. Thanks former School Committe member Novick. Both times i stared the junkie down.

  • Joe Max
    May 30, 2016 at 6:47 pm

    Another example of things getting out-of-hand. They not only slow traffic down, but create a public safety issue too. On the bright side, their SSDI checks are electronically deposited now. Lot less hassle for the doers of society !

  • taking names for November
    May 30, 2016 at 6:03 pm

    They are all creepy, but the creepiest are the ones who panhandle under the bridge at the corner of Green and McGrath Blvd. Saw them fighting the other day. ugh!
    Plus they come at your car under a dark bridge… nope, not creepy at all.

  • Rational Person
    May 30, 2016 at 5:57 pm

    Have the Tag Days started yet? That’s when I avoid driving in Worcester at all costs.

  • Nai
    May 30, 2016 at 5:34 pm

    I’m moving in a couple of months but in the meantime I have to drive thru Main South every day to get to work. Begging aholes everyyyy where. There’s a guy at corner of Main and Hammond across from Pennywise and if anyone tries to take his corner he goes bat shit crazy on em.
    The ones alongside Pennywise don’t even make an attempt to be human, they just walk with their arms straight out and shuffle along the sidewalk

    • A. M. Wood
      May 30, 2016 at 6:06 pm

      Oh , those are Zombies

  • Fawn Lebowitz
    May 30, 2016 at 5:33 pm

    Collect benefits and beg for tax free money then shoot up.Fuck Tracey Novick.

    • A. M. Wood
      May 30, 2016 at 6:08 pm

      No thanks. Her “Little Boy Regular” haircut precludes that!

  • Rowan Oak
    May 30, 2016 at 5:19 pm

    Belmont St. @ 290 also has full employment. Except with the construction, the bums are fighting for space! Just up the hill on Belmont, and north to Lincoln, the bastard factories have put on three shifts. Worcester’s economy is booming.

  • whatevuh
    May 30, 2016 at 5:18 pm

    Offer one of them a job, and see what they say !

  • Donna
    May 30, 2016 at 5:05 pm

    I give those aholes nothing. I used to work 2 jobs and at times had to stop myself from hitting them with my car. They are annoying bums who contribute zero to society! They do nothing to help people’s perception of Worcester!

    • Not a Psychopath
      May 31, 2016 at 10:31 am

      That’s because you’re a mental defective. Sure, I don’t like having panhandlers hanging around every street corner either. I just ignore them when I’m sitting at a red light. You know why? Because I’m a civilized person. I don’t get urges to run them over with my vehicle. Then again, I’m not a psychopath either.

  • CM
    May 30, 2016 at 5:03 pm

    Just wait until the the summah thugs realize the can get their heroin money AND keep their product by robbing the panhandlers!

  • Jon
    May 30, 2016 at 5:00 pm

    Wait, wait, wait…you meant to say “…they beg for money from people who actually work for a living *that are dumb enough to go through the Chandler St/Park Ave intersection, instead of avoiding that horrible traffic light AT ALL COSTS!*…”

    Definitely is one of the WORST lights in Worcester…right next to almost every one on Route 9 Through the city.

    • BobnMic
      May 31, 2016 at 12:25 am

      You know something since this a blog of revolutionary ideas and concepts? In an effort to highlight the backward thinkings of the current societal personnel that think save the Gorilla and let a five year old die?

      I say fuck it. I’m going to go and take over space at Chandler and Park Ave wearing my business attire but with a card board sign that says, “Hey my shit is in fact all together but give me your money anyway because you are dumb fucks. Thank you and now I’m off to the Sole Proprietor for some Shrimp, Salmon and Champagne.”

      That would be a rather large sign I do admit but I bet I would still make a killing.

      • BobnMic
        May 31, 2016 at 12:46 am

        Oh bigger kicker. Have my Caddy STS right the fuck next to me. BWHAAAAAA!

  • ProfessorM
    May 30, 2016 at 4:55 pm

    One time, we pulled over, reached into the change compartment, grabbed a handful of random change and went to hand it to a panhandler on Mass Ave in Boston. He pulled his hand back and told us he didn’t want the pennies. The hubby laughed, threw the change back, rolled up the window and drove on, the whole while the asshole was screaming at us. Since then, I do the canned goods thing. If you are REALLY HUNGRY and that’s why your doing it, you will take a can of ravioli and a plastic fork, if not, you are a scammer.

    • Fillet o Fish
      May 30, 2016 at 5:22 pm

      The do gooders won’t feel so good when the money THEY gave killed these people. YOU WILL be responsible.

      • Troio
        May 30, 2016 at 9:33 pm

        Funny thing the dude with the black tank top Ben actually had a good job but could only make it in a couple times a week and fell asleep at every break. And he never made a lunch but would use his girlfriends EBT card no problem. We made eye contact last week on that same corner and he shrugged at me. My window stayed up the whole time then I drove away. Fuck them lazy bastards. That’s all it is they are JUST FUKIN LAAAAAZY AND IM SICK OF THE EXCUSES. Trump will win because of all this bullshit excuses STUPID LIBERALS MAKE FOR THESE FUCKFACES

      • Fillet o Fish
        June 1, 2016 at 2:43 pm

        UPDATE: Gary Rosen and Ed Augustus have declared that motorists should NOT give money to panhandlers! Why is this suddenly an issue?
        T. B. S.

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