Shaming Handicapped Parkers

Douchebag With 7 Dog Decals Parks In Webster Square Handicapped Spot Because Worcester Is A Magnet For Terrible People


Guys, I can’t believe how many of you send us these handicapped spot abusers every day. I apologize to all of those who we have not had the opportunity to publicly shame, but we do as many as we can because public shaming works. Here’s another one Clarence got tagged in today:

I’ve never been to Webster Square, and I avoid Worcester like a bad case of the runs, but it seems that this particular parking area attracts more douchequeefs per capita than any other. We’ve done at least 3-4 from this plaza in the past, but this one takes the ratchet cake. The only thing worse than people who put those decals where they treat their crotch fruits like hunting trophies, are the people who do it for their dogs. While driving a Prius:

Seven dogs?? I guarantee wherever they live smells rotten poon and failure. Can we get a license plate read on U 4837? Time to make someone else Turtleboy famous.


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31 Comment(s)
  • Jim
    April 4, 2019 at 9:06 am

    7 dogs and 2 kids? Not Pappy Boyington but she’s still an ace.

  • WeRFucked
    April 4, 2019 at 7:33 am

    Handicapped or not. Don’t park on the lines people.

  • Wwy
    April 4, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Kinda like chesna crossed another countries border to perform a holocaust because he was a anti-semite. Poetic justice when he failed as a officer as he did as a soldier. One loogie for his ptsd ass.

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 3, 2019 at 11:11 pm

    I want to help bridge the gap between the left and the right. Send your best looking to my mass on Sunday. I will lift up my robe and let the Holy Ghost fly into their faces and mouths. If they haven’t had confession in more than six mouths then they need to swallow.

  • god
    April 3, 2019 at 9:39 pm

    Then you have all the dickhead Haitians just idling for 20 minutes in the fire lane

    • First Time Caller
      Holy Ghost
      April 6, 2019 at 5:15 am

      Haitians are the worst

  • Axel Foley
    April 3, 2019 at 8:48 pm

    I think I have a solution to this handicap parking nonsense. It involves a banana and a tailpipe.

  • Street rat
    April 3, 2019 at 7:21 pm

    Keep it coming. Expose these assholes. They need shaming…

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Randall Guy's Dad
    April 3, 2019 at 7:06 pm

    Randy has 7 dildos.

    • Randall Guy's Big Fat Momma
      April 3, 2019 at 7:08 pm

      He is still trying to find his missing lincoln logs.

      • Draco
        April 3, 2019 at 7:28 pm

        Those are his fingers

  • Devious Douchie
    April 3, 2019 at 7:00 pm

    I would never suggest that riders should slash tires or key the car before photographing their handiwork but I had to type what I was thinking.

    • Fuck those Fuckers
      April 3, 2019 at 7:10 pm

      I hack up a nice loogie for these fuckheads. Usually deposit it on the passenger’s side window because these people are too fucking stupid to notice until they get down the road. Plus, they can’t prosecute you (if they catch you) for spitting if you say something like “A bug flew in my mouth and I had a natural reflex to expel it.” Slashed tires or scratched paint could result in a criminal charge. But no one will convict for a bodily reflex beyond your control. Spit away!

      • Devious Douchie
        April 3, 2019 at 7:17 pm

        Like I said, I would never suggest; but you want to see my photo collection.

      • True Reality Speaks
        Still No Criminal Intent
        April 3, 2019 at 8:26 pm

        I’ll leave that loogie on their driver’s side door handle. Knowing they put their hand on a nice wet one is very satisfying.

        • Sam Kinison
          April 4, 2019 at 2:00 am

          I like the way you think.

  • SheepleWatcher
    April 3, 2019 at 6:36 pm

    Judging by the plate #, it is one of the beautiful people with the “low” plate #.

  • just me
    April 3, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    and this is the content you want us to pay $120 dollars a year for?

    • Batman
      April 3, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      Here’s a solution for ya, if you don’t like it…… gtfo here. And also don’t buy it.

      • Captain Trips
        April 3, 2019 at 6:46 pm

        Holy Smackdown Batman! Another purveyor of evil vanquished!

        • Batman
          April 3, 2019 at 7:33 pm

          Why thank you my little buddy. Just doing my job to root out evil. Lol

          • The Riddler
            April 3, 2019 at 9:27 pm

            Riddle me this, Batman and Robin: $120 a year will get me exactly what? Does this money go to the better good of the people? Or does the guy known as Ehh Cay put it into his overseas account?
            And oh yeah. Hey, SSTG. Fuck off. And stay out of Worcester, you’re not good enough to be here.

    • It's All Relative
      April 3, 2019 at 7:01 pm

      You love your Mother and she only makes cheese sammiches for you.

  • Hi! I’m a bumper of Every Prius and Subaru
    April 3, 2019 at 5:56 pm

    Coexist, Obama 08, Impeach Bush, Wage Peace, Think globally act locally, Warren for Senate, Bernie 2020 is hindsight, peace symbol.
    I’m driven by every indoctrinated, over educated, middle aged, white guilt hypocrital doofus. We live comfortably in our white, well to do neighborhoods. Far from crime or issues we pretend to care about. We enjoy our self righteousness and the smell of our own flatulence.

  • comeon
    April 3, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Is he parked like a douchebag in a non spot? Yup … but he isn’t in the handicapped spot. It’s like parking in the fire lane in front of the grocery store .. dick move.

  • Dont park crappy
    April 3, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    You need to start a separate section for these asshats. Parking lot pubes!

  • Christopher Lettiere
    April 3, 2019 at 5:44 pm

    Guaranteed, this dickhead is a Warren supporter

  • Wwy
    April 3, 2019 at 5:43 pm

    When did the rainbow flag coalition start at TB. Getting more gay by the day. I’m in Worcester and saw a parking violation then cries about it,seriously. The Gay state of Mass. thx TB.

    • Rochambeau
      April 3, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Wait a minute… that wasn’t racist, at all. I don’t believe it. You okay Wwy?

    • Stiff Pete
      April 3, 2019 at 6:56 pm

      It’s even happening in the comments. How about if you stop crying about the topic and get a tampon.

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