Guys, I can’t believe how many of you send us these handicapped spot abusers every day. I apologize to all of those who we have not had the opportunity to publicly shame, but we do as many as we can because public shaming works. Here’s another one Clarence got tagged in today:
I’ve never been to Webster Square, and I avoid Worcester like a bad case of the runs, but it seems that this particular parking area attracts more douchequeefs per capita than any other. We’ve done at least 3-4 from this plaza in the past, but this one takes the ratchet cake. The only thing worse than people who put those decals where they treat their crotch fruits like hunting trophies, are the people who do it for their dogs. While driving a Prius:
Seven dogs?? I guarantee wherever they live smells rotten poon and failure. Can we get a license plate read on U 4837? Time to make someone else Turtleboy famous.
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