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Douchetrain Who Killed 2 People While Driving Drunk In 2016 Gets Arrested For Driving Drunk Again In Wilbraham


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24 Comment(s)
  • Joe Dirt
    September 8, 2021 at 4:33 pm

    If he had killed members of my family and the state failed to punish him, I would take matters into my own hands and run him over in the street and leave to die. An eye for an eye.

  • Phinn
    September 7, 2021 at 9:28 pm

    Low life piece of cunt spray

    September 7, 2021 at 6:25 pm

    Because they are doing twice the speed limit. And I have had them do some really shifty stuff when they are riding. Although most of them are normal people enjoying a bike ride. There some of them especially on the highway doing 80+ weaving in and out of traffic . At 70 I have had them flying by as if I were standing still.

  • Ron Jeremy
    September 7, 2021 at 12:40 pm

    Paigelizabeth13… She’s definitely doable.

  • Kev
    September 7, 2021 at 12:35 pm

    Lets clarify with some truth here. The kid didnt kill anyone drunken driving. The kid on the sports bike killed himself and the twenty something floozy on the back of the bike. He ran a red light trying to be Mr cool

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  • Metro West Guy
    Drunks are failures
    September 6, 2021 at 8:49 pm

    He looks like he came straight from Central Casting for the part of “White Trash Townie Degenerate” in an upcoming movie.

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    Which bear is the most condescending? A pan-duh!

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    Alexander Rich-Shea
    September 6, 2021 at 6:37 pm

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          September 6, 2021 at 8:08 pm

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            September 6, 2021 at 8:30 pm

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    Gaffney approves, of your failure
    September 6, 2021 at 2:01 pm

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