Take a look at this chick, and tell me how she earns her money.
If you guessed anything other than A. Stripping B. Discount blowjobs or C. Selling ghetto-branded drugs to junkies, you really need to get off the internet and out into the world more. Seriously, just look at her. I can smell the baby powder and low tide from here. Her entire being screams, “I fuck felons only.”
Definitely the type of girl who feels entitled to freely drop N-bombs because she is black by injection. I have no doubt.
Obviously, the answer is C. Selling ghetto-branded drugs to junkies, because she was recently arrested and morphed into a different person for her mug shot.
“Arrested: Amanda Daniele (Harkness Ave. East Longmeadow)
– Trafficking in 18grams or more, but less than 36 grams (heroin/morphine/opium)
– Possession to Distribute Class A Drug (heroin), subsequent offense
– Possession to Distribute Cocaine, subsequent offense
– Possession of heroin, subsequent offense
– Possession of a Class B drug, subsequent offense
On 03/11/2019 members of the WSPD Narcotics Unit along with member(s) of the FBI-Western Mass. Gang Task Force arrested Ms. Daniele after a lengthy investigation into her drug trafficking and distribution operation. Through recent surveillance operations Detectives were able to observe Daniele make several drug transactions in the area of Rt. 5 and Highland Avenue within the past week. On March 11th, they observed her once again conducting the same type of drug transaction in the same area. Detectives approached Ms. Daniel in her vehicle and located 415 bags of heroin and 31 individually wrapped bags of cocaine on her person as well as $1003.00 in cash. Detectives then located an additional 800 bags of heroin stamped “Grease Monkey” and “Bad Bunny” inside her vehicle. She was arrested without incident.”
I am not shocked at all that this chick is driving around selling heroin branded as “Grease Monkey” and “Bad Bunny”. Not at all. Her Facebook cover photos look like an art therapy collage she made in detox, for fuck’s sake.
Put everything together and you get Amanda, Queen of the Grease Bunnies. There was no hope for this greasy slugrake doing anything outside of porn or selling drugs. Pray for her, y’all.
Her entire Facebook account is just a play-by-play of every ratchet bad decision she’s ever made, year after year. I imagine no less than 40% of the police investigation involved just logging on and scrolling through.
And then determining that she doesn’t strip or give out $30 blow-and-gos – that we know of, anyway.
I bet her mother is really proud.
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