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Drug-Peddling Dick Jockey Arrested With 800 Baggies of “Grease Monkey” And “Bad Bunny” Heroin Is The Most Unapologetic Ratchet Skank You Could Imagine

Take a look at this chick, and tell me how she earns her money.


If you guessed anything other than A. Stripping B. Discount blowjobs or C. Selling ghetto-branded drugs to junkies, you really need to get off the internet and out into the world more. Seriously, just look at her. I can smell the baby powder and low tide from here. Her entire being screams, “I fuck felons only.”


Definitely the type of girl who feels entitled to freely drop N-bombs because she is black by injection. I have no doubt.

Obviously, the answer is C. Selling ghetto-branded drugs to junkies, because she was recently arrested and morphed into a different person for her mug shot.

West Springfield Police Department (Facebook): 

“Arrested: Amanda Daniele (Harkness Ave. East Longmeadow)

– Trafficking in 18grams or more, but less than 36 grams (heroin/morphine/opium)
– Possession to Distribute Class A Drug (heroin), subsequent offense
– Possession to Distribute Cocaine, subsequent offense
– Possession of heroin, subsequent offense
– Possession of a Class B drug, subsequent offense

On 03/11/2019 members of the WSPD Narcotics Unit along with member(s) of the FBI-Western Mass. Gang Task Force arrested Ms. Daniele after a lengthy investigation into her drug trafficking and distribution operation. Through recent surveillance operations Detectives were able to observe Daniele make several drug transactions in the area of Rt. 5 and Highland Avenue within the past week. On March 11th, they observed her once again conducting the same type of drug transaction in the same area. Detectives approached Ms. Daniel in her vehicle and located 415 bags of heroin and 31 individually wrapped bags of cocaine on her person as well as $1003.00 in cash. Detectives then located an additional 800 bags of heroin stamped “Grease Monkey” and “Bad Bunny” inside her vehicle. She was arrested without incident.”


I am not shocked at all that this chick is driving around selling heroin branded as “Grease Monkey” and “Bad Bunny”. Not at all. Her Facebook cover photos look like an art therapy collage she made in detox, for fuck’s sake.

This represents me and my struggle as a middle class raised blonde girl.


Put everything together and you get Amanda, Queen of the Grease Bunnies. There was no hope for this greasy slugrake doing anything outside of porn or selling drugs. Pray for her, y’all.

Her entire Facebook account is just a play-by-play of every ratchet bad decision she’s ever made, year after year. I imagine no less than 40% of the police investigation involved just logging on and scrolling through.

And then determining that she doesn’t strip or give out $30 blow-and-gos – that we know of, anyway.


I bet her mother is really proud.

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33 Comment(s)
  • Kroll
    April 11, 2019 at 6:52 pm

    I knew this girl before she became a sperm bank. She was a middle class suburban girl from East Longmeadow. There’s not enough space for all the ’s I want to post.

  • Natasha
    March 13, 2019 at 10:35 pm

    “Black by injection” Love you, Bristol

  • Natasha
    March 13, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    She earns her money from those with fupa fetishes

  • Granite City Legend
    March 13, 2019 at 10:00 pm

    I’m pretty sure she’s connected to Quincy in some way. Gimme some odds.

    • Karma Bus
      Looks mad familiar
      March 14, 2019 at 7:19 am

      I’m thinking maybe GTown or a washed up Squantum Squid.

  • Keir Darcey
    March 13, 2019 at 8:19 pm

    That tattoo is weird way to spell SSDI.

  • Turdchomper
    March 13, 2019 at 7:30 pm

    Nice mustache princess

  • Would definitely hire her for a half hour
    March 13, 2019 at 7:24 pm

    Im obviously not in the drug trade, so forgive me if my ignorance shows. But how is 800 baggies of heroin less than 36 grams? Not including the coke etc.

    • Dirty Bunny
      March 14, 2019 at 8:18 am

      Could be by the way is was bagged. For instance she could have had 800 bags of 10$ hits, which would be a small amount. Plus they stretch it out even more with whatever they cut it with. I’m sure she had another stash and is already back to work. You can tell this isn’t something she just started to do.

  • Sulfer Powder
    March 13, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    She’s no Megan DeMers, but she will do in a pinch!

  • Mike Pence
    March 13, 2019 at 3:33 pm

    Fathers – don’t let your daughters grow up to be drug addicts and two-bit whores…

    • Bill Clinton
      March 13, 2019 at 3:34 pm

      Hey Sugar, did someone say Daddy?

  • John Wypyszinski
    Pepe from Tijuana
    March 13, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Ju guys be nice. She gonna get a honest job man, she gonna be a big star in my little club down in Tijuana. We promise her da main stage man, ju on the main stage at Pepe’s Donkey Show ju a big star. We got her signed up now while she still looks hot. Jus don’t tell her the donkey is the real star…

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    March 13, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Middle class struggle? Middle class people work for a living.

  • Chahlie Fakah
    March 13, 2019 at 12:32 pm

    It’s all the doctors’ fault for legal opioid prescriptions . Granny ain’t gettin’ any more fentanyl for stage 4 lung kansa in the hospice. Mission accomplished!

  • Maura Healey
    March 13, 2019 at 12:28 pm

    She’s a catch

  • execute
    March 13, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    Death penalty for drug dealers please!

    • Boss Hogg
      March 13, 2019 at 12:34 pm

      In Texass that would be 60 years in the can.

      • Mom's Basement
        March 13, 2019 at 12:44 pm

        I’d be good for 45 minutes a day of that in 5-10 minute intervals butt she probably wouldn’t even notice me.

  • Dick Dastardly
    March 13, 2019 at 12:14 pm

    Q. What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by the fuzz?
    A. No, but I’ve been swung around by the tits a couple of times.

  • Dem Strategist
    March 13, 2019 at 12:06 pm

    Don’t prosecute, provide free services, collect votes, wash rinse repeat.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    March 13, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    When you think Pig Bitch, her image cones to mind. Oink! Let me blow you! Oink sprinkle grease monkey on my Clit! Oink! I’m trash!

  • Too Fast for Love, Dr. Jones
    March 13, 2019 at 11:53 am

    Vince Niel has certainly let himself go these days.

    • Y
      March 13, 2019 at 12:04 pm

      Hahaha, she’s a dressed-up Vince Neil (Mötley Crüe).
      I like Dr. Jones, but Dr. Feelgood may be more apropos:

      • Y
        March 13, 2019 at 12:05 pm

        Today’s bonus video:

  • Y
    March 13, 2019 at 11:45 am

    you can put lipstick on a pig

  • Slick Willie
    March 13, 2019 at 11:42 am

    When does she get out on bond? Asking for a friend.

    • Libra1123
      March 14, 2019 at 8:59 pm

      she made bail the same day she was arrested….wonder how that was possible?

  • Francis Sidebottom
    March 13, 2019 at 11:27 am

    Uncle turtle turd proves once again America will never be great

    • Barry
      March 13, 2019 at 12:01 pm

      If it took reading this blog for you to understand what isn’t great about America than TB has done it’s job.

    • John Wypyszinski
      Peep Show Joe
      March 13, 2019 at 2:47 pm

      FRANCIS!!!! Break’s over, you best set your mind to cleaning up or you’re back on your knees in the men’s room working with Randall. Don’t make me send Tyrell back there and take your phone away. I swear boy I’m gonna stick that mop so far up ya’ll’s butt the strings are gonna tickle yer tonsils. Lazy good for nothing non cleaning inbred moron always bothering people instead of working.

    • Libra1123xo
      March 14, 2019 at 8:56 pm

      She got out on bail within hours of her arrest….

  • White Power Ranger
    March 13, 2019 at 11:27 am

    I wholeheartedly and sincerely wouldn’t be effected or torn in the least bit if there was a program of genocide that took place for all mudsharks, and white drug dealers. They perpetuate the death of whites in two ways, the way they breed and the product they sell. And if not a genocide by death, atleast tubes tied and vasectomized. Pigfucks.

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