Sometimes you look for good content to blog about, and other times the content falls in your lap. Today is the latter.
This is Mark Olivo of Johnston, Rhode Island.
He’s a local slugrake, closing in on 40, who doesn’t wanna give up the dream of remaining a shithead in perpetuity. From the looks of his Facebook page his initial plan was to get jacked and become a male stripper. But that didn’t happen because he preferred getting arrested for driving drunk with OC’s, obstructing a police officer, larceny, and vandalism instead.
You’d think that 10 years later he’d at least try to not be a waste of otherwise perfectly good jizz, but then this happened the other day:
Glad to see he’s still the same queef he was a decade earlier.
But here’s the best part – the guy who caught him took his phone, and updates his Facebook profile picture and most recent status.
Best. Post. Ever.
As you can see from the decorations at Mom’s house, honesty is the best image.
So he was just letting the world know that he is in fact a douche whistle.
Guess you gotta do what you gotta do when your long term financial plan consists of buying scratch tickets and anxiously waiting to win $100 on one of them.
Someone might wanna tell her that he’s probably not gonna make his 20 year reunion.
Don’t worry though, there’s really not much catching up to do. He’s the exact same lugnut he was 20 years ago.
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24 Comment(s)
This guy is my hero! Obviously physically strong, but much more importantly, mentally astute!
Best response to a criminal act I’ve ever seen. Brilliant.
I totally would have fucked him while he was tied up face down.
Another dirty mutt is caught, this time trussed up like a wild pig and displayed for all the world to see. The only thing missing is an apple in the mouth. Yes, best ever.
Sweet crib he’s got. I’d have gone with laminate instead of carpet for more reasons than I care to list but still very nice. I can’t believe he’d throw it all away.
This is fantastic. This guy should run for office!
Rhode island is home to a plethora of hybrid spic/junkies like this cock sucker
I really hope he changed his password… and his email lmfao.
Looks like he lives in the parent’s basement.
This is something out of a Clint Eastwood movie.. Well done sir.
This calls for a hot shot. Problem solved in North Providence.
ELYK ZBUD is my new hero. I wouldn’t have thought of posting to the dudes fab, brilliance.
Hope the guy that caught this clown also RSVPed for the class reunion. Something like I’ll be there, tell the bartender to set up a tab in my name. Make sure everyone has a drink on me.
The dude that detained him, took his phone, and updated the perps own Facebook profile with him hogtied deserves a fucking TROPHY! Well fucking done my man!!!
This is GREAT Fucking moron!
It’s Mass so i’m sure they will find a way to let this guy go while also making the guy who stopped him guilty of something.
North Providence is in Mass now?
Good to know!
RI is officially MA’s meth addicted pain-in-the-ass little brother
RI isn’t shit other than a suburb of Boston, so yes.
Lewis and Clarke fagoot.
It’s quite incorrect to claim one state is another. The State of Rhode Island and Providence Plantations is in every way not “Mass”.
Your misaimed comment almost could have been taken verbatim from an article from a TB writer…
So… GJ?
No… BJ. Bad Job.
Yabbut they confiscate all the Del’s at the border.
That’s one of the reasons I avoid getting involved, (I don’t want any accusations against me.) The other reason being that I don’t want to get shot or stabbed.(haha) I’ve been near bar fights, and neighborhood altercations, were I knew I could intervene and stop the fight by pulling (forcing) the guys apart. Heck, I can pick a 150+ lb. adult man up like they’re a child and set him down away from the other guy. (I tease my 200 lb. brother by grabbing him around the chest, holding him up in the air with his feet dangling up off the floor.) I tell myself, “It’s not my job. It’s not my fight, not my problem.” I once put myself between two fighters to act as a blockade, and I once put my hand on a guy’s chest to hold him back from going at another guy. I once let two fighters think I was the club’s bouncer. After they reacted shocked by the sight of (giant) me showing up, I imitated the (real) bouncer by sternly asking, “Is there a problem here?” They nervously replied, “Nope, nope, nah, no problem, there’s no problem!” while dispersing. (but) I don’t want to arrested (or shot) for being involved.
The moms basement picture with the scratchers is also classic!
Good for Elyk to nab this guy in the act! Posting on Olivo’s FB page is a classic touch that I’d love to see more often. As they used to type back in the day, “PWNED!”
This is classic! It doesn’t get any better. The the prick up, take h8s phone and update his FB page! LMAO!