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Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She Forgot To Save Money

Dumb White Mom Raising Money For Black Guy Who Got Shot While Trying To Kill West Springfield Cops To Alleviate White Guilt, Also Raised Over $10K For Kids Because She Forgot To Save Money

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Yesterday we wrote about this idiot Jeremy Hollins who was shot by West Springfield police officers after leading them on a high speed chase, running over one of them, and smashing his car into a police cruiser before finally charging at them and ignoring their commands to stop.

I thought we could all agree, that no matter what color your skin is, if you try to run over a bunch of cops with a car, your ass is gonna get shot. Quite frankly he’s lucky to be alive. And of course his boo has started a bootleg GoFundMe to raise $20,000 for him because he was hurt while trying to kill police officers:

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Well, it’s already raised over $1,000, largely because of dumb white people like this:

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Courtney Troy is your basic white chick from Natick.

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And she has the worst case of white guilt we’ve ever seen. Check out her recent post about participating in the women’s march, and in particular her comments about her husband:

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If you’ve ever referred to your husband as “white cishetero” or bragged about how he “used his privilege” to amplify your voice, then your husband either secretly hates you, or has cut his own dick off.

Anyway, she was sharing a post from her “friend” Seneca Joyner, about how the shooting of Jeremy Hollins was an act of white supremacy, and a racist conspiracy to kill him:

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So basically Courtney saw this insane post by a “friend,” whom she most likely keeps around for diversity points, and thought to herself, “If I share this, it will show the world that I’m one of the good ones. I’m a good white person who cares about black people.”

But of course the reality is that Jeremy Hollins tried to kill several police officers, and absolutely deserved to get shot. And only a complete moron would think that it’s an act of white supremacy when cops shoot someone who is trying to kill them.

Check out what Courtney added to her post when she shared it:

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“Especially white friends who are looking for how to be active in the support of the black community.”

I. Hate. White. People.

We easily lead the world in percentage of dumbasses. You know how many black people would fall for something like this if the roles were reversed? Zero. Imagine if a white guy got shot trying to kill a bunch of black cops. Try to picture a situation in which black people urged other black people who were “looking for how to be active in the support of white people” to donate money to a guy who got shot while playing chicken with a bunch of cops. You can’t. Because it would never happen. Because unlike soooooo many white people, black people aren’t stupid.

She doesn’t even try to hide her intentions either. “Looking for how to be active in the support of the black community.” Translation – I am riddled with white guilt, and I’m just looking for a GoFundMe to throw some cash at so I can feel better about myself.

Newsflash – if you want to help black people, then donate to an inner-city Boy’s Club or volunteer at a public school in Roxbury. Throwing cash at an asshole who got a boo-boo while in the commission of a felony isn’t helping black people. As much as you have convinced yourself that it is.

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She also wanted to let you know that if you came at her with any, “blue lives matter victim blaming racist bullshit,” then you’d be blocked:

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Because the real victim here is the guy who tried to kill a bunch of cops. The cop’s lives don’t actually matter. If a bad guy wants to kill him, and he’s black, they have to let him do it. Otherwise it’s racist.

Then she posted an update announcing that he was somehow out on bail:

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Of course this is hardly the first time she’s tried to show off to the world that she’s one of “the good ones.” The other day she shared some pictures of white women who are CEO’s, and explained that they “represent brands that whose success was built on the labor of black women.”

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So her conscience is clear!

It’s also hardly the first time she’s shamelessly begged for money. Not too long ago she started this GoFundMe for her twin babies:

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So….are they sick? Nope. Turns out they just came a little early and Mom wasn’t planning on starting to save for them until the final three months of her pregnancy. I swear to God, second paragraph. That’s her reasoning:

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“The three months I had dedicated to saving up for maternity leave was gone in the blink of an eye.”

Hey, here’s an idea – be a responsible adult and have money set aside for your children so you don’t have to beg for it like a panhandling parasite on the Internet.

Yet somehow within days she had already raised more than her $10,000 goal. Don’t worry though, you can still write her a check or Venmo her, because she obviously needs it to be a mother:

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Probably because she lives in Wakefield, and was raised in Natick. So all her friends are wealthy and, ya know…white. But she’s totally not racist. She just purposely chooses to live as far away from people of color as possible. Don’t forget, she threw money at a criminal’s GoFundMe page one time. She’s all set for life now.

Oh, and someone else is throwing another fundraiser for her perfectly healthy family that she and her husband forgot to financially prepare for as well:

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Don’t worry though, she has plenty of money for gym memberships so she can take yoga classes and sit in the sauna, because according to her she needs to do this in order to not kill them:

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Oh, and she’s also got plenty of money to hire a nanny:

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What an idiot. Newsflash Courtney – blue lives do matter, your friend in the hospital is a piece of shit who got what he deserved, and black people don’t actually believe you care about them. Just like Turtleboy, they are laughing at your dumb white ass too.



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16 Comment(s)
  • Moronmakesmewannavomit!
    May 1, 2017 at 11:53 am

    She an idiot. Puke. Hope she never needs the cops.

  • Ryan
    April 29, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    How do these morons start please give me money because im lazy pages oops i mean go fund me pages and beg for money and get it while the rest of us work and are still broke i dont wanna live in this world anymore

  • The Executioner
    April 29, 2017 at 6:25 pm

    I can’t even get thru these blogs anymore. I get a little more than halfway thru and realize I am reading about some puke with some serious critical thinking issues that leads to me wondering about their misdirected mental faculties. I wish GoFuckMe pages would get shut down or have regulations limiting this kind of garbage. There should never be a GoFuckMe page for someone accused of a felony. PERIOD. You should not be able to create a GoFuckMe page for yourself , that amounts to nothing more than online begging and I have enough of that at the end of an exit ramp on I290. And like said in this blog…you want to help so called underprivileged people? Become a volunteer and DO SOMETHING besides spouting SJW garbage. Ahhh, why did Trump get elected? Because of this BS. That’s why.

  • Not your nanny
    April 29, 2017 at 3:37 pm

    This is a real person. Unfuckingbelievable.

  • Bertha Von Nation
    April 29, 2017 at 8:31 am

    I wish I got donations for procreating! I had six kids, and all I got was poor! I did it all wrong! I have a few going to college…who wants to pitch in? This woman is everything that’s wrong with the world, wrapped up in one ugly tattooed package!

    • S.R.R
      April 29, 2017 at 11:09 am

      Couldn’t agree more! And those tats she’s sporting don’t come cheap instead of the ink she and her nutless Wonder of a husband should have been saving every dollar they had left Before they decided to procreate. With that said accidents happen if the two little presents were unplanned they should have started saving as soon as this pathetic pile of crap couple knew they were expecting, instead they expected everyone else to foot the bill. Nothing left to do now other than Hope and pray that their offspring are polar opposites of their parents!

  • Diane Woods emerson
    April 29, 2017 at 7:04 am

    I . HATE . STUPID. WHITE. PEOPLE. But I think I might beg the go fund me gods cuz I owe the IRS , I just haven’t figured the whining part out yet. Lol.

  • LuLaRowyour boat
    April 29, 2017 at 2:03 am

    LuLaRoe? LULAROE?! Not sure if any company is LESS likely to conjure up images of black people than LuLaRoe… a company founded by a white Mormon woman and described by Business Insider as one of the ” fastest-growing clothing companies that’s making some millennial moms rich”

    Maybe she should look into Mormon’s views on black people before taking handouts from their products…oh wait, being a SJW in this instance means no handouts for her…never mind!

  • mystressovmayhem
    April 28, 2017 at 9:56 pm

    As a woman I am disgusted that this doppelgänger of a racid, putrid, pustules encrusted, oozing vaginal wasteland is somehow in the same subcategory of my species as I am.

    Which says nothing for being in the species in general. If she considers herself that, which I don’t. You have to be a pretty heartless sack of fecal matter to claim any life doesn’t matter, no matter whom it belongs to.

    This fat white trash pig should keep her legs closed if she and her husband “formerly known as a man” , can’t afford to keep em fed by the way. A get fucked by me account for stupidity? Seriously? And the fact people still donated is the most insane part!

    Essentially this chick is whacked seven ways from Sunday. What I really hope is someday this tattoo infested, tit popping out, uncover trailer park resident needs those cops she just said deserved to be treated that way. And if there’s a God it’s going to be because of the same caliber of savage she’s kissing ass too. Let’s just hope her savage is more successful!

    • Jinxie2U
      April 28, 2017 at 10:32 pm

      Oh fuuuuuuck this cunt! I had my daughter at 26 weeks and was I begging for cash? He’ll to the fuck no. Did someone at up a PayPal account for us? Yes. Did we receive 10K? Again, no. Did I we use a single red cent to go to a gym, sweat in a sauna, do yoga or hire a nanny? NO. Her husband w worked two jobs! My husband and I sat by our sick daughter, I signed myself out to be with her, every single day and night and barely scraped by as we did so. When she came home, I stayed with her to make damn sure she was OK. So fuck this white, whiny cunt right in the goat ass. And BTW, when you’re that early your water typically doesn’t break, your gash basically looks like that scene from The Shining.

      • Hypoplastic left ❤️ dextrocardia
        April 29, 2017 at 2:17 pm

        Agreed! My child was born with a severe heart condition, has had several open heart surgeries from the time she was 3 days old. Never asked for a penny from people… wanna know why? I created this beautiful baby so this baby is MY RESPONSIBILITY. This baby is not a reason for a cash grab – no matter the circumstance. I did what I had to do, busted my butt to support my child when we were able to leave the hospital (nearly three months after birth). So sick of people that want other people to send them money to “pay for their kids” – you made them – YOU SUPPORT THEM!

    • Bertha Von Nation
      April 29, 2017 at 8:27 am

      I couldn’t have said it better myself. Well done!

  • Thomas Doubting
    Thomas Doubting
    April 28, 2017 at 6:28 pm

    Wow, and Courtney Troy donated a whopping $25 to “the fight”. I guess Courtney doesn’t have as much righteous white guilt as she likes to tell everyone she does.

  • Agent Smith
    April 28, 2017 at 6:24 pm

    Who wants to take a hit off those brimful, milky sweater puppies? I’m talking about her husband’s tits, he’s a fucking gash

  • IwantIneedIhavetohave
    April 28, 2017 at 5:27 pm

    That’s IT, I want a fucking Go Fund Me account! Why??? Because I need money. Lots of it! A trash bag full of the shit for no good fucking reason at all.
    No, wait! I might do something ratchet in the future and I just want to have a jump on the game. This is fucking NUTS! So, let me pull this out of a hat, If I go out and get drunk and let’s say I find a weapon and go and do something stupid and get arrested, I can just start a GFA and people will get me out of the jam i’m in?? SWEEEEET!
    These people that TB reports about here, the only two words that crop up in my mind are”bullet and brain”. Fuck’em all. Let God sort it out.

  • Savage Squaw Bitch
    April 28, 2017 at 5:15 pm

    Stupid cunt. I wish I could punch her ugly face.

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