Fam Starts $20K GoFundMe For Poonstachio Who Got Shot By West Springfield PD After High Speed Chase Where He Ran Over Cop’s Foot And Rammed Into Cop Cars
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On Sunday West Springfield police officers were injured after some assbag led them on a drunken high speed chase, rammed into several cops cars, and ended up jumping out of the car and charging at the police before being shot in the shoulder and leg. From Masslive:
A man shot three times by police after a wild chase in West Springfield early Sunday is expected to be arraigned Wednesday in his hospital room at Baystate Medical Center. Fifteen charges, including attempted murder and operating under the influence of liquor, have been filed against Jeremy E. Hollins, 29, of Springfield. Police have said four cruisers were damaged and three officers injured in the incident, and that Hollins rammed police vehicles with his car.
During a hearing Tuesday in Springfield District Court, Judge John Payne agreed to allow Hollins to be arraigned Wednesday in his hospital room. Hollins suffered two gunshot wounds to the shoulder and one to his leg after allegedly charging officers who arrested him after a manhunt in the area of Memorial Avenue and Colony Road. Defense lawyer Raipher Pellegrino said his client is in “tough shape” and will likely remain hospitalized for at least another week.
— Don Treeger (@newspix100) April 26, 2017
And they now have a video of what it sounded like when the shooting happened:
So I just kind of assumed that Jeremy Hollins was your run of the mill Springfield ratchet who gets fucked up and drives into cop cars occasionally. Princeza Aponte with a schmenzer. Turns out he’s actually a legitimate, regular, normal looking citizen with a LinkedIn page:
Yup. He’s an “operations and asset manager.” I have no idea what that means, but the fact that he wears a suit in his profile picture, went to Bucknell, and has an ambiguous, important sounding job title, is the twist of the century.
He also seems to have recently gotten hitched, to his lovely wife Shereese:
And of course Shereese has started a $20,000 GoFundMe (the Shaw’s brand version of GoFundMe) for her poor hubby who is sitting in a hospital room because he tried killing a bunch of cops:
The best part is the “story”:
Yea, you just forgot to mention why and how he sustained those gunshot wound Shereese. Kind of an important part of the story, no? Oh, and since both seem to be gainfully employed with jobs that more than likely pay for their health insurance, what do you need $20K for? Seriously, this is the GoFundMeification of America people. Whenever something unfortunate happens to ANYONE, the instinctive move is to immediately capitalize off of it. Doesn’t matter if the cause is legitimate or not. When someone gets hurt or dies, you start a GoFundMe before you even contact the funeral home.
And because he’s from Springfield some of Masslive’s finest have come out to defend his honor in the comments:
I have no idea what my man Bebo is trying to say here, but I’m sure it’s well thought out and he brings up some strong points that could certainly change my mind about this. And you’ll never guess who Bebo’s favorite NBA team is…..
Like clockwork. #413BikeLife!!
Then there was Alexandria:
“So because he rammed a cop car and ran over a cops foot he should be shot at 11 times?”
Yes. Generally if you ever find yourself asking that question, the answer will always be, “yes.” I thought it was kind of common sense to know that ramming your car into police cruisers and running over a cop’s foot is gonna get you shot. This is the state of the country right now. I’d say I’m surprised, but then again we’re living in the era of “hands up, don’t shoot,” where everyone is a Facebook crime expert and no matter what a criminal does you’re not allowed to shoot them. Ya know, because black lives matter.
Anyway, I wanna find out more about this. Dude seemed like a regular guy and then he just went on this rampage? Wudupwitdat? He’s got no priors and no reason to do this. He had to have been on drugs, right? I mean, we’ve all been drunk before, but I can’t say I’ve ever had the urge to do this. The worst I did was spectacularly fail on a cow tipping mission in Hadley or make out with some girl who doesn’t love me.
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