Politics

Dumbass Providence Mayor Who Got Scammed By Kylie Kirkpatrick Deputizes Karens To “Socially Shame” People Who Won’t Wear Masks In Order To Get Them To “Fall In Line” 

 

Remember the idiot Mayor of Providence who got conned by Kylie Kirkpatrick and agreed to fly her and her lying crotch fruit Ryan Kyote across the country in order to meet with him about the non-existent lunch shaming that never took place in Napa?

He chimed in yesterday about what members of the community should do when they see other people not wearing masks.

With masks soon to be mandatory, even outside in a public space, Providence Mayor Jorge Elorza is encouraging people to speak up if they see others going against safety protocols.

“If you’re out there and you see someone not abiding by the rules, you should socially shame them so they do fall in line,” Mayor Elorza said Tuesday morning while speaking with NBC 10’s Gene Valicenti on WPRO radio.

Elorza said there aren’t enough police to monitor if people are masked up, and requesting residents speak up and be “part of the solution”

“We all have our way that we can either nudge them or push them to make sure that they’re being responsible as well,” Elorza continued.

This worthless piece of shit is legitimately deputizing an army of Karens to “shame” anyone they see without a mask on. The same asshole who will tell you not to bully other people is literally telling you to bully other people if they don’t, “fall in line,” which totally does NOT sound like a Fascist dictator demanding compliance.

If you’re on Team Lockdown, you did this. You might not agree with his tactics, but you created this monster. You gave the government absolute authority because you have no idea what these blood thirsty psychopaths would do with it.

This is the same mayor whose staff member fought to ban police from the gay pride parade last summer.

The same guy who was dumb enough to fall for Kylie Kirkpatrick’s propaganda now wants you to fall for the propaganda that masks will save us. That tells you pretty much everything you need to know about people who think masks save lives. You are dumb, foolish, and naive. Wearing a mask is just the new way to virtue signal for attention deprived assholes, and we’ve reached the point where if you don’t do it then the Mayor of one of the biggest cities in New England will urge mobs of civilians to shame and harass you.

Providence is a cesspool of crime that can’t even keep a Fire and Ice open because no one wants to go there anymore. Bring back the Mafia. The city was less authoritarian and better run back when they were in charge.

 

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51 Comment(s)
  • Melissa
    May 7, 2020 at 7:50 am

    Fire and Ice. The only idiots who thought that was a good restaurant were tourists and suburbanites who only came to the city a couple times a year but still said they were from Boston.

  • Affirmative Action Low Standards
    May 6, 2020 at 7:30 pm

    How did this community college anchor babyget into Harvard Law.

  • America On The DownSlope
    May 6, 2020 at 7:20 pm

    This filthy uneducated third world spic is considered a leader.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Ray Patriarca
    May 6, 2020 at 5:37 pm

    Hey Providence!
    Miss me yet?
    And the Mayor?
    What a cunt!

    • Ray Patriarcas Consigliere
      May 6, 2020 at 6:29 pm

      Good evening Boss.

  • Top turtle fan
    May 6, 2020 at 4:38 pm

    If I had only one wish for the “good” people of Providence, it would be that Buddy Cianci was alive for a month or so. He was alot of ‘things’ , but the BEST was him being the Mayor. It would be a model for how to reopen successfully and return to normalcy, with few issues. R. I. P. Buddy. Stop rolling now, your upsetting the lbjgtyzxs community.

  • Honky Tormentor
    May 6, 2020 at 4:00 pm

    Spic Tormentor is going to have a field day going in on this mayor.

  • Harcourt Fenton Mudd
    May 6, 2020 at 3:16 pm

    Oh Fuck! It’s like every lib woman over 50 is my wife!

    • Captain Trips
      Checkov
      May 6, 2020 at 3:23 pm

      HARCOURT! Have you been reading Turtleboy again you nasty thing thing thing thin…..

  • Sandusky Breath
    May 6, 2020 at 2:51 pm

    Ryan first we will go through some tackling drills,
    then we can hit the showers.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    May 6, 2020 at 2:42 pm

    He takes dick in the ass and mouth and he’s worried about a mask LOL

  • Go Time
    May 6, 2020 at 1:53 pm

    Game of chicken going on now democratic states being locked down to force the hand of the feds to give them bailout money for the miss mgt over the years the feds ain’t budging and the states going to have to go bankrupt or open up the states which is fed 5d chess move in action

  • Paul Shanley
    May 6, 2020 at 1:50 pm

    I would love to bring Ryan on a remote camping trip.

    • John Wayne Gacy
      May 6, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Paul.Is my crawl space remote enough?

  • mayor
    May 6, 2020 at 1:25 pm

    Wanna crap your tighty whity’s over this then go ahead. But I like shitting on people with an audience. Even but 1 lil cuck.

  • Farts
    May 6, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    I thought if everyone was wearing masks it was acceptor fart in the elevator. I was wrong. Dust masks do not stop fart.

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 6, 2020 at 1:11 pm

    How’s Kylie doing?

  • Jimmy Savile
    May 6, 2020 at 1:10 pm

    Ryan Kyote is a handsome young chap.

  • Gimme the needle
    May 6, 2020 at 12:49 pm

    I’m going to cough on the first one who tries shaming me.

  • Literally fascism
    May 6, 2020 at 12:21 pm

    Proto-fascism.

  • IMU scandal
    May 6, 2020 at 12:11 pm

    I have 57 masks so far. Most are WWE style. Others aren’t.

  • Zunzi
    May 6, 2020 at 12:05 pm

    What do you expect from a fucking spic?

    • If only...
      May 6, 2020 at 12:29 pm

      …we had a commenter who targeted spics, a spic tormentor, if you will.

      • J Lo
        May 6, 2020 at 12:31 pm

        How dare you

        • Affleck Leftover
          May 6, 2020 at 7:26 pm

          Jenny from the block likes to suck da mens cock.
          She has been passed around and around and around.

  • capone181
    The Authorities
    May 6, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    Hi, if my merry group of neurotically fixated mask Police (Karens) observe anyone without a mask, we will hunt you down and put you on super secret probation for up to 5 seconds.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 6, 2020 at 11:53 am

    Please write more about these Karens. Schizophrenia has always fascinated me.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      May 6, 2020 at 1:33 pm

      Schizophrenia, that like szechuan sauce, Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        May 6, 2020 at 5:02 pm

        Yes, They both start with “S”.

  • Thank you
    May 6, 2020 at 11:50 am

    I would love to see a bunch of Karen’s go into the hood and try and straighten things out. It would be great if they could do a remake of the Warriors with a gang called the Karen’s in it

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      May 6, 2020 at 12:04 pm

      Wasn’t that the lesbian gang?

  • karens suck
    May 6, 2020 at 11:46 am

    im hoping a few karens are going to start with the wrong person and get their teeth kicked in. oh its going to happen and i hope someone records it so we can all laugh at the stupidity.

    • Jack Straw from Wichita
      Jack Straw from Wichita
      May 6, 2020 at 4:58 pm

      It has already happened in Michigan. An African American Dollar Store security guard was shot in the head by the husband and son of customer who was told she had to wear a mask. The shooters, whom CNN did not identify by race, were not white, and were angry that the security guard had “disrespected” their wife and mother.

  • Eugene
    May 6, 2020 at 11:37 am

    I can see a lot of ass kickings when these self rightious POS confront the wrong people.A well deserved ass kicking.

  • Mongorrean Beef
    May 6, 2020 at 11:34 am

    Wait, the Fire and Ice isn’t open anymore?! As an out of town Turtle Rider, this saddens me… 🙁

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    May 6, 2020 at 11:31 am

    What do you expect from a place that has the satellite dish as it’s state flower.

  • The Who
    May 6, 2020 at 11:26 am

    And just like that. lol,

  • Flock Of Seagulls
    May 6, 2020 at 11:23 am

    Ryan and Joe both share the same hair style.
    A couple of sword swallowers !

  • Really
    May 6, 2020 at 11:20 am

    What are you mad they’re using your tactics against your dumbass cause.

    First you get all pissy when a nurse confronts you with the reality of the corona virus. Now people can’t socially shame the anti-mask crowd. Yeah that’s right you don’t care unless it effects you.

    Sooner or later someone you actually care about may get sick. Maybe then you’ll change your tune.

    PS. I do mean just sick I wouldn’t wish death upon anyone. That’s why I have no issue wearing my mask.

    • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
      May 6, 2020 at 11:36 am

      please visit our recruitment post adjacent to the Warren office at the Boston JFK Federal building. We could certainly use a well groomed Nazi as yourself to further our fascist cause!

      Heil Karen!

      • Bucky
        May 6, 2020 at 11:51 am

        Where do I report my neighbors? Is there a website? I hope it is anonymous. Do I need actual proof or is speculation good enough? Asking for a friend…

        • Reichsmarschall Karenkunt
          May 6, 2020 at 3:30 pm

          Ya, Ya! Speculation is quite acceptable. In fact, a simple hunch is good enough.

          While of course there will be a certain percentage of innocent citizens that will be wrongly prosecuted and sent to Karen concentration camps, stoking fear and encouraging mob mentality is paramount at this critical time as traitors of the Karen Reich seek to defend the US Constitution.

          Heil Karen!

      • Ok Boomer
        May 6, 2020 at 12:14 pm

        Ok Boomer

    • Darcy Rota
      May 6, 2020 at 12:03 pm

      Really

      I’d be more worried about your mother getting sick
      Sucking strange guys cocks that she meets in bars is not healthy

      • Ok Boomer
        May 6, 2020 at 12:12 pm

        Nice one boomer but the your moms a hooker jokes belong back in the 90’s.

        • Millennials Aren't Funny
          May 6, 2020 at 12:59 pm

          Can’t we just have one place on the interwebs that’s free from this sub-retarded level of humor?

          • OK
            May 6, 2020 at 2:12 pm

            Boomer

    • realestatepup
      May 6, 2020 at 12:17 pm

      What is happening is not the “reality” of the Corona Virus. With the faked numbers (putting Covid on everything) the official denying of the efficacy of hydroxychloroquine, and the vulnerable population being contained to the already immunocompromised and elderly, this is obviously now a planned power grab.
      There is absolutely not other excuse or reason to NOW make people wear masks. Masks that cannot keep pollen or dirt out will magically keep microscopic viruses out? How does that work exactly? Is this fabric magic of some kind? For the cheap seats: FABRIC OR PAPER OR SURGICAL MASKS CANNOT KEEP MICROSCOPIC PARTICLES AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH OR NOSE. IT ALSO CANNOT STOP THEM FROM EXITING YOUR MOUTH OR NOSES AND GOING INTO THE AIR. IT IS PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE.
      If you want to completely contain a virus or a bacteria, then you have to be in a level 4 biohazard suit. Which is not practical or even worth it.
      Our bodies work by being in balance with the microscopic life forms all around us. When we encounter a coronavirus (and by the way, the common cold is one of these) then your body is now triggered to mount a response, isolate, and kill the invaders. People who have a compromised immune system, either via a genetic defect, medication that suppresses the immune system, or due to poor care of their health (alcoholics, addicts, poor nutrition) or the elderly with COPD, peripheral artery disease, diabetes, etc, then that immune response is too weak to mount a proper defense and so the virus overwhelms the host and the host dies. But the death itself is caused by an inflammatory response to the virus. That’s the inflammation in the lungs, which cascades into other organs, resulting in sepsis and then death.
      Don’t be an idiot. Science is science is science. The RESPONSE to the science is what is being manipulated. There is a huge difference. When you refuse to look with your own eyes or your own ears because you are afraid of what you might actually learn, that’s on you. Yes, it’s very scary and quite honestly infuriating to think that we are being manipulated, and it’s ok to feel that way. But don’t take that fear and anger and turn it to others who wish to see and speak the truth.

      • Tucker Carlson
        May 6, 2020 at 1:00 pm

        Holy shit people are actually listening to me. Here I am spitting straight garbage and you’re hanging on my every word.

        • Kevins 9 Iron
          Rachel Madcow
          May 6, 2020 at 1:20 pm

          How dare you?????

    • Jeff J
      Don't You Know??
      May 6, 2020 at 12:26 pm

      He doesn’t read the comments here on the blog. If you really want to get a message to him, go to the Clarence Woods Emerson page on Facebook. Do it and he’ll actually reply……unless your a sissy.

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