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Easton Fupachunk Kills 2 Elderly People While Driving 100 MPH To Evade Police, Runs Barefoot To West Bridgewater, Has Been Doing This For Weeks



WBZA 33-year-old woman is under arrest after two elderly people were killed in a crash in Easton Thursday evening. Easton Fire and Police Departments responded to the two car crash at the intersection of Route 138 and Purchase Street shortly after 6:30 p.m. One person was pronounced dead at the scene. Another was taken to an area hospital with life threatening injuries and later died. According to the Bristol County District Attorney’s office, a Dodge Journey being driven by 33-year-old Sheri Vazquez of Easton was traveling at a high rate of speed on Route 138 when she collided with another car that was making a turn onto Purchase Street. A 79-year-old man and a 77-year-old woman who were in the second car were killed. Vazquez allegedly ran from the scene after the crash. She was arrested a short time later in West Bridgewater.

“I saw the cops chasing this car and like two seconds later we heard a big boom,” said Ozzy Teixeira, who ran outside after hearing the crash. He saw police helping the victims inside the red car and says the driver of the SUV took off.

Just look at this disgusting, vile piece of fupachunk.

Kill it with fire! No shirt, no shoes, no bail.

By the looks of her Facebook page she has a crotch fruit at home too.


Although it looks like she was a constant disappointment for the poor kid, by her own admission.

And people have been calling the cops on her for weeks because she’s allegedly been running around her building and parking lot topless and stole her boyfriend’s car.

This is why mental hospitals need to make a comeback. These people who have lost their marbles are a threat to us all. Their rights to freedom don’t overrule the public’s right to safety. This lunatic was a ticking time bomb who should’ve been removed from civilized society a long time ago. Sadly two elderly people, minding their own business at 6:30 on a Thursday had to lose their lives because of her.

My only question is, how does trash like this end up in Easton? Easton is a really nice town. Did they start a voucher program with Brockton or something? This is why it’s a good thing to price certain types of people out of your community. Take your “everyone is welcome here” bullshit and shove it up your ass.


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54 Comment(s)
  • JB
    July 1, 2019 at 5:51 pm

    This isn’t journalism people. This is a joke hope turtleboysports gets sued for everything they have if that is even anything.

  • Austin
    May 20, 2019 at 12:01 pm

    That’s a Man Baby

  • The Name Game
    May 20, 2019 at 3:11 am

    Nice udders, Shari Vajqueef.

  • Si Se Puede
    May 18, 2019 at 7:58 pm

    Easton woman Sheri Vasquez, running around topless and barefoot for weeks. You Gringos dint do snuff for Puerto Rico after Hurricane Maria, Trumps a racist and so are you bitches.

    • Sanchez
      May 19, 2019 at 9:51 am

      I think they got like $16,000,000,000 from Trump.


  • T.R.
    May 18, 2019 at 1:44 am

    Spread that out face down on the cot in her cell for a sweaty prone bone session in the dirt hole.
    I could get it for a newport, half smoked.

  • Roger Tittee'
    May 18, 2019 at 12:44 am

    Did she really think hanging the funbags out was going to get her a pass?
    Prayers for the deceased, so sad.

  • J Allen
    May 17, 2019 at 11:10 pm

    I don’t like brown or black people

    • Milk Toast
      May 20, 2019 at 4:44 pm

      You should love your mother, even if she’s black.

  • Two Patch Crappy Jack
    May 17, 2019 at 10:19 pm

    Aye Carrumba! I bet she is mueni bueno in the sack

  • Attack On Civilized White Society
    May 17, 2019 at 9:47 pm

    You move to Easton to get away from spic trash like this. Your child with the 1450 SAT score gets rejected from a major university so a spic with an 950 and an adversity score can gain acceptance over your hard working white American child.

    • Easton SUCKS!
      May 21, 2019 at 2:01 pm

      What a joke! Easton is West Brockton or North Taunton. Easton is a shithole.

  • Most of the South Shore is like rural Mississippi
    May 17, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Easton is a nice town? Maybe, if you’re from Dorchester…

  • Ratchet Rollins D.A.
    May 17, 2019 at 9:40 pm

    I will assign an adversity score to this poor abused hispanuc women. I will set her free and charge the white cops with a hate crime for arresting her. CNN will cover these racist pigs.

  • Luka Brasi
    May 17, 2019 at 7:11 pm

    Pretty sure some of the pics are the wrong person.

  • Linda
    May 17, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Take your “everyone is welcome here” bullshit and shove it up your ass.
    Spot on. NIMBY exists for a reason.

  • Sheri-Anne Vasquez
    May 17, 2019 at 5:54 pm

    I dont even have a son I have 2 daughters. You insulted me without checking your facts . And Glenn Danzig yes I do have great taste in music but I would never do what that chick did I’m not even from Easton.

    • vasquez is a spic name
      May 17, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      hey fatso, would you like to make 20.00 spicgirl. you worthless cumrag

    • franklin waters-baxley
      May 17, 2019 at 7:20 pm

      which picture is sheri-anne vasquez

      • facepalm
        May 17, 2019 at 10:13 pm

        the one with her name next to it eh dipshit?

        • Ljj Vhh
          May 18, 2019 at 7:42 am

          They posted the wrong person, pedophile. Since taken down.

    • Happy Together
      May 17, 2019 at 8:28 pm

      Yes officers, this jail cell here, this inmate has access to a cellular device.

  • Leanne
    May 17, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    So many good points in this one! We really need to bring back mental institutions. There are people among us that just cannot live in society no matter how much SSDI and community resources you give them.

    And the affordable housing BS that they want to force on every community is wrong. Hardworking people want to live in peace away from trash like this and they should be able to.

  • Sheri -Anne Vasquez
    May 17, 2019 at 5:46 pm

    Take my pic down or there will be a lawsuit. Do your homework before you ruin an innocent person’s life .

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 20, 2019 at 10:06 am

      Call Attorney Dick N Vulva – he’s an expert on the antics of Turtleboy.

      When you’ve done that, you can fuck right off, you meth-munching piece of human detritus.

      • Sheri-Anne Vasquez
        May 20, 2019 at 10:13 am

        Hey Dick Scratcher get a life your wonderful turtleboy had my pic next to that piece of shit mistaken me for her. So again before you run your mouth get your facts straight!!!

        • Dick Scratcher
          May 20, 2019 at 11:40 am


  • Crystal
    May 17, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    My mother doesn’t even drive so if you could kindly take the picture of my innocent mother down that would be appreciated. Already have family calling about this dumb shit. Clearly didn’t do your research

    • Asking for a friend
      May 18, 2019 at 2:03 am

      Crystal, I see your mom doesn’t drive but do you know if she likes to ride (motorcycles)?
      She’s very attractive and I can’t see how anyone would confuse her with that trainwreck in the news photo.

    • Dick Scratcher
      May 20, 2019 at 11:38 am

      Hey Crystal, you little Boss Babe.

      You have your own blog to complain about now.

      Are you busy Friday, by the way?

      • Sheri-Anne Vasquez
        May 20, 2019 at 12:32 pm

        Dick Scratcher you really have nerve leave my daughter alone .

        • Dick Scratcher
          May 21, 2019 at 3:03 am

          I will if you will.

  • Crystal
    May 17, 2019 at 5:29 pm

    The picture you have of the woman to the right is my mother who is 44 and lives in New Bedford that is not the right Sheri so before you run your fuckin mouth do some more research

    • crystal fupa
      May 17, 2019 at 7:16 pm

      shut up bitch. only retards are named crystal

      • Crystal
        May 17, 2019 at 8:12 pm

        Fuck your mother bitch

        • WeRFucked
          May 18, 2019 at 9:53 am

          I expect Crystal to be the subject of a Turtleboy blog soon.

          Honey… a mistake was made. Try being kind. If your mother taught you to talk like that, she belongs here among the TBS famous.

          • Sheri- Anne Vasquez
            May 18, 2019 at 1:13 pm

            Honey you don’t know nothing my pic was put up because people don’t know how to do there research. I’m sorry but I do not belong in no turtle boy news I have no record mind my own business before opening your mouth get your facts straight you dont know me or my daughters you should be ashamed of yourself why because my daughter stood up for her mom . Get a life!!!

        • Crystal
          May 18, 2019 at 1:07 pm

          Keep running your mouth you dont know shit !!

        • Sheri-Anne Vasquez
          May 18, 2019 at 1:17 pm

          Wow your mother must be so proud!!!

  • Balls at Balls
    May 17, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Where she lives is shithole. 553 Turnpike.

    • Y
      May 17, 2019 at 4:10 pm

      she’s what you…on the gov’t dole.

  • White Privilege For Days
    May 17, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    My trainer Skydance, who’s also an asexual Native American artist, barista and yogi, could work wonders on those “abs”. If she could only afford to pay….it?

  • Glenn Danzig
    May 17, 2019 at 3:50 pm

    At least she likes quality music.

  • That's CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
    May 17, 2019 at 3:39 pm

    Arrrgh! Mes thinks that belly needs a good raspberrying

  • Rotsy McBalls
    May 17, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Not to worry. Judge will set bail at $5 and a pinky promise.

    • Decal Patrick
      May 17, 2019 at 3:40 pm

      She’s surprisingly being held without bail

  • Y
    May 17, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    Build the Wall

  • Kirk Minihane
    May 17, 2019 at 2:55 pm

    Bristol, is that you, baby?

  • Rich Gedman
    May 17, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    She’s 33? Face looks like a gob shop catchers mitt. Lock her up…

  • small tits fat gut
    May 17, 2019 at 2:46 pm

    hang the fat pig, tomorrow

  • fucking einstein
    May 17, 2019 at 2:44 pm


  • Happy Together
    May 17, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Stumble on over to Taunton and she’s quite a catch for 33!

  • Captain Trips
    May 17, 2019 at 2:32 pm

    Another POS islander. Big shocker

  • Muff Licker Healey
    May 17, 2019 at 2:30 pm

    Phew! Thought she was an illegal alien.

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