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Enfield’s Kevin Kibbe Vows To Sue For Deformation And Send Mob Of 21,000 Group Members At Our Advertisers For Pointing Out That He Supported Perverted City Councilman Peter Falk 

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Yesterday Western Mass Turtlegirl published this blog about creepy Enfield City Councilman Peter Falk who finally resigned after getting caught stalking 15 year old girls on social media and in real life. This was something we warned people about a year and a half ago after we caught him sending bizarre messages to a webcam hooker named Sarah Burke.

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She also pointed out how Kevin and Doreen Kibbe, who run the Enfield CT Open Forum Facebook Group, had been supporting this guy despite these facts, and deleting posts that were critical of him because Turtleboy isn’t real news. After we blogged about him Kevin ran to Peter Falk’s defense.

Keep in mind that because Peter Falk was protected by the City Council he was then allowed to be appointed to a committee that involves children, three of who accused him of being in appropriate towards them.

Anyway, the town forum page has over 20,000 members, and it’s turned into a Greg Bates-esque fascist paradise. The “open forum” doesn’t let you post Turtleboy links, or anything really that is critical of the Kibbes. Don’t get me wrong, it’s their page so they can do as they please, but it’s kind of the opposite of an open forum. Just sayin.

And in the least shocking news ever, Kevin Kibbe is now vowing Internet lawsuits.

Quick, someone ask Jeeves! Or even better, “Alexa, how do I file for deformation of character?”

Of course Kevin had to use the b word too.

Dude, you’re a grown ass man whining that words on a computer screen are bullying you. I wonder if his wife thinks about what it would feel like to be married to an actual man. Oh, and by the way – you’re whining about getting roasted by a chick.

Embarrassing!

Not only is he suing whatever guy he believes wrote the blog, he’s also suing anyone who shared it.

So whatever you do, DO NOT share the blog about him, because you’ll be in Internet deformation court so quick it will make your head spin.

Instead of rational minded individuals pointing out to him that this thing called the “First Amendment” exists specifically to protect speech like ours, and the fact that we’ve been sued too many times to count and never actually been brought to trial for it, his fellow admins insist that he has a “liable case.”

So much liable it will make you smack your mama!

And just in case he wasn’t clear, he’s NOT joking. Not even ALMOST joking, so you know things are getting serious. So serious that he’s gone full Greg Bates and is vowing to weaponize the 21,000 group members at his disposal to go after our advertisers.

So not only does this bootleg Mussolini try to shut down speech on his page, he’s trying to use harassment tactics on our advertisers to shut down speech on our page as well. No one has ever tried that before. Ever.

Of course his intent is clear – censor speech that is critical of him. A great way to fight back against censorship like this (because it has been somewhat effective) is to donate or buy something from the Turtleboy store. Or even better, buy the book to see how many times we’ve dealt with this, and the threat that these sort of actions are to a democratic society.

Nevertheless, my man is over here railing about how he will get “justice” for making his debut on Turtleboy.

And Melissa’s got a link too!! Looks like things are getting serious!

If the Internet lawsuit doesn’t work out he does have a backup plan though.

Oh snap! He’s gonna send people to comment on our Facebook page!! Strap up turtle riders, we goin to war!! LOL, just kidding. You can pretty much say anything on our page about us, no matter how terrible it is, because we’re blue blooded Americans who believe in free speech and understand that words are just words.

Meanwhile Kevin’s over here vaguebooking like it’s going out of style.

Please, everyone send your support! It was really hard for him to be mentioned briefly in a Turtleboy blog because he was a supporter of a local pervert.

People have noticed that any mentioning of Turtleboy and Peter Falk in his forum has been deleted.

Unfortunately for him he’s got an uphill battle, because most people in the Enfield forum like Turtleboy because we, 1) never lie, and 2) tell it like it is.

“They add what they want to make it more juicy.”

I know right Doreen? It’s almost like we share opinions based on factual information presented.

So poor Kevin is over here trying to convince people that we’re fake news now, unlike the Journal Inquirer who wrote an article about his Facebook group 6 years ago and called it news.

“Man starts Facebook group. Stay tuned for more info coming at 10.”

Finally this guy showed up to offer some advice.

Terry Regan made a brief but forgettable Turtleboy appearance back in September when he tried to get one of our accounts kicked out of the Enfield group over feelz.

Poor Terry was the kid in middle school who reminded the teacher that she forgot to collect the homework. He’s got some sound advice for how to deal with Turtleboy fame – make shit up about people coming to your house.

Wait….what? Turtle riders showed up at this dude’s house after he was briefly mentioned in a blog that really had very little to do with him? Evidently these imaginary turtle riders learned the hard way not to mess with Terry the tornado though….

Oh snap! Whichever one of you imaginary people showed up at Terry’s house after we never posted his address is too scared to press charges after whatever Terry the tornado did to you!

Looks like Attorney Richard N. Vulva’s kids will be going to college after all.

32 Comment(s)
  • Randall Guy
    January 10, 2019 at 9:35 am

    Your followers harass him.

    His followers harass you.

    The internet is the worst invention ever.

    But hey, “muckraking” AMIRITE?

  • Sorry it was me I went to Terry's House
    January 10, 2019 at 9:29 am

    I was answering an ad on Craigslist for 350 small block engines. Dude said he had 15 on his front lawn along with various other Chevy parts.
    When he finally stopped plowing his sister he freaked the fuck out when he saw my Turtleboy hoodie. My bad

  • CT. Dirt Digger
    January 10, 2019 at 8:09 am

    I tell you, there’s more to this Kibbe guy. I would bet money he’s got a few Alias FB pages. Hes got a shitload of YouTube vids showing him singing and family shit. Old MySpace and Twitter too.. Keep digging. The shits gonna float to the top.

  • Honor and pride!!!
    January 9, 2019 at 10:04 pm

    Terry is what the other gays call a “bear.” Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

  • jamal khashoggi's severed cock
    January 9, 2019 at 9:12 pm

    nice sweater, fucking faggot

    • Sweaterdouche
      January 10, 2019 at 7:34 am

      God, I need a sweater vest with this on it.

  • theTRUEme
    January 9, 2019 at 9:05 pm

    If you look st the Facebook profile of the woman who first shared it in that group of his Eileen something, you can see the screenshot of how he messaged and harassed her before kicking her out of the group for sharing the post from here and then says you guys are all in deep shit.

  • Kevin Dineen
    January 9, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    Does Kevin have a vag? It sounds like it took a little too much estrogen. Also, anyone have peter falk’s pornhub username? Id like to see who he subscribes to…

  • Doreen’s Pale Lips
    January 9, 2019 at 8:00 pm

    Actually, only 20,999 members will be showing up because I’m staying home. It’s funny that the avid trump supporter is crying about fake news…

    • Give a Lib a Throat Punch
      January 9, 2019 at 8:37 pm

      Every group has a one-off. There’s even a rumor that there is a liberal Democrat out there that still uses their brain for critical thinking and independent thought. I think it’s a myth but some people like to believe in unicorns.

  • Kevin 'Oh my aching head' Kibbee
    January 9, 2019 at 7:45 pm

    I’m gonna sue everyone!

    Well, right after I get rid of this hangover so I can actually read what I don’t remember typing last night!

  • Mr Wonderful
    January 9, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    He’s no Columbo that’s for sure.

    • Playing with My Peter Falk
      January 9, 2019 at 7:47 pm

      ‘Just one more thing little girl, what color panties do you wear?’

  • Ungawah
    January 9, 2019 at 6:38 pm

    The guys wife looks like she’s about to cry. It’s as if she is saying: “How much worse can my life get?”

    • Mrs. Kibbee
      January 9, 2019 at 7:50 pm

      ‘Sob Sob Sniff….He comes home late from work with hickies on his neck smelling like another man’s cologne’

      • Kibbee n' Bits
        January 9, 2019 at 9:31 pm

        Someone should check under Mr Kibbee’s pantie drawer and hard drive. This degenerate has been Peter Falking his way to the Diddler Hall of Fame since his wife shut him off for that 3rd case of Chlamydia. Ol’ Whoreen was taking him in the ass one night and all of sudden she had to start scratching her monkey like it was a Rain Forest draft fire. After a little of the old azithromycin doxycycline #99, this dipshit wised up and went to the Doctor. It was obvious Kevie boy was stickin his Willy where he shouldnt. She hired a PI who track this goof and found he was doing the whole trampoline center queef pickups with lollipops. She didn’t leave him, of course, since she as ugly as a Maine moose hit by a 100-MPH semi-truck, but the irony, to keep his sorry ass, she enables his behavior. You watch, it will all come out soon.

  • Context appears to be porn
    January 9, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    “Those stripes go well with your butt curves”

    How was that comment taken out of context.

  • Predator Cardigan
    January 9, 2019 at 5:38 pm

    “I did support Peter, but that was before I knew how bad it had gotten”

    So you admit you knew there was a problem, just not how bad it had become.

    That’s a hell of a defense….. your honor I knew I was drunk and she was young but I didn’t realize how drunk I was and how young she was. Easy peasy case dismissed, not your fault.

    Wtf is he wearing a tribal headband? and a fancy cardigan… creep and funny.

  • z
    January 9, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Take your army to the Haunted Forest and bring me that girl and her dog. Do what you want with the others, but I want her alive and unharmed. They’ll give you no trouble, I promise you that. I’ve sent a little insect on ahead to take the fight out of ’em. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Take special care of those ruby slippers – I want those most of all. Now fly! Fly!

  • The angry taint
    January 9, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    Dude looks like a cheap brockmire imitation

  • Captain Trips
    January 9, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    “Aqualung my friend, don’t you start away uneasy
    You poor old sod, you see it’s only Pete”

  • JimmyBooms
    January 9, 2019 at 3:59 pm

    We have become a nation of pussified crybabies, that cry when someone calls them ugly and she’s that person. We give our children trophies for losing and we coddle them so they grow up expecting they deserve things without putting in any effort. They have no respect for authority to elders or uniforms. They are content with handouts from family and govt instead of working hard and earning something. I am so glad I won’t be here to see what the future of this nation will look like.

  • Looser
    January 9, 2019 at 3:28 pm

    He might threaten suicide next. He won’t follow through.

    • Rats Nest
      January 9, 2019 at 3:51 pm

      I hope he doesn’t drive all the way up to the Sagamore bridge…

  • Rats Nest
    January 9, 2019 at 3:26 pm

    Terry is rocking those Jorts though…Who’d wanna fuck with that?

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 9, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Lololol these people are one fucked up group! You think they have ” Key parties?” Sound like they all cuck each other.

    • Nonya
      January 9, 2019 at 7:15 pm

      Exactly!!

  • Ibita Whitabat
    January 9, 2019 at 3:23 pm

    Where’s the 3 mil turtle riders reading everyday defending you? I guess it’s time to promote one of those GFM you rail so hard against. Way to give the rejects the upper hand ONCE AGAIN. Stop being so pathetic and whining about these nobodies, you sound weak.

    • Ibita whitabat you fucking BITCH
      January 9, 2019 at 7:51 pm

      Yet you keep coming back— reading and commenting you weak sauce motherfucker. We all know you’re some ratchet that we all enjoy reading about so stop your horrible attempts a throwing shade. They all fall flat.

  • Pussy Dectector
    January 9, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    I didn’t realize Connecticut had many Pussies. Terry Regan is the queen of all pussies because only pussies make up stories that end with “that person will never come my way again”. Yea right Terry, there’s no way that happened. Turtle Riders work for a living, we don’t have time for protest and address visits. No one cares about you and your bootleg duck dynasty beard enough to show up to your house.

    All this talk about pussies made me realize that your mouth with that beard looks like an untrimmed pussy. Its getting me all hot and bothered.

    • Kibbe: 21,000 Weak
      January 10, 2019 at 2:07 am

      Terry’s overgrown bush, ah I mean beard might as well be a crab infested, pubic jungle since the rest of him is a weak ass c**t. From the way he sounds, lying his ass off, about riders coming to his section 8 apt, he definitely swallows the ol man sword, tongue out, balls deep no doubt. Btw, that’s not grey in his beard. That is left over man chowder from his Ozzy induced “Crazy Train” buffet at the local pickle park rest area.

      Kibbe is another fucking bitch that backs and probably covered for his pedo friend, Falk. Castrate the geriatric pedo and feed it to Kibbe, although “tonsil tickler tough guy Terry” would probably fight him for it. Fucking inbred hick town.

  • DJ
    January 9, 2019 at 2:58 pm

    Oh snap..Terry the Tornado..Turtlegirl got me belly laughing over here!!

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