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Even The Boston Globe Thinks The Smith College Fake Racism Story Is Fake News, Woke Patrol Remains Unconvinced 

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Update on the Smith College student who claims that she’s a traumatized victim of racism after having a 15 second conversation with a campus cop – even the Boston Globe thinks she’s full of shit:

I read the article, then when I went to go read it again for this blog I encountered the pay wall. And since this joke of a paper still employs Kevin Cullen and several men who have been arrested for sexual crimes against women or accused of sexual harassment, I refuse to give them a dollar. You can read it here, but it’s basically copy and pasted from our blog the other day. Jeff Jacoby points out that:

  1. It wasn’t racist because it was perfectly reasonable to call the cops on someone who looks like a man sleeping in a common area of a building that is assumed to be empty at a women’s college.
  2. The employee followed Smith College’s official instructions for what to do in a scenario like this:

Call no matter how “insignificant” you think it is. Case closed.

All you really need to know is that the Boston Globe, a bastion of race-baiting social justice warriors, couldn’t find a way to spin this as racism. You would think the mob would take the L on this one and agree that perhaps not everything on the Internet is racist. But instead this happened….

Yea, only a racist Trump supporting loon, employed by the Boston Globe, could possibly think it’s ridiculous that a 19 year old woman says she can’t sleep at night because a friendly cop spoke to her for 15 seconds.

Obviously Jeff Jacoby needs to check his privilege

My favorite argument is the most common one – “they only called the cops because she was black”:

First of all, you can’t prove that because you don’t have a similar situation to compare it to. It’s just you calling things you don’t like racist in order to fit your narrative.

Secondly, we know it had nothing to do with race because the caller never mentions sleeping beauty’s race in the police call:

The only person who brought race into this is the immature child masquerading as a college student because Smith College has trained her how to become a victim.

Thirdly, we actually can prove that this can happen and does happen to white people too. Just ask the 10 year old white girl who had the cops called on her for selling waters in her driveway. You probably never heard of her because she wasn’t crying about it on CNN, even though she’s 10 years old and had to undergo the trauma of speaking with a police officer.

So sit down Becky.

No one wants to hear your opinions on race from your home in your all white neighborhood in Harwich, simply because you shared a couple links from the Huffington Post and consider yourself an expert on race relations now.

FACKS!

31 Comment(s)
  • CozyMalignantTumor
    August 10, 2018 at 1:22 pm

    I understand that the deep South is incredibly hot, but why couldn’t those goddamn plantation owners pick their own cotton? Bringing them here was a colossal fuckup.

  • Bat Masterson
    August 8, 2018 at 8:09 pm

    It’s Jacoby’s column, though. Rest assured the Globe’s editorial voice is completely different.  Jacoby is the only conservative they employ, in the name of diversity, so they can claim they aren’t entirely The Boston Daily Worker. 

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    August 8, 2018 at 7:18 pm

    Much safer to be black anywhere in America than to be white in South Africa where confiscation has begun and the war against whites is on…

  • London Pepsi
    August 8, 2018 at 5:55 pm

    Paris Fanta…. anyone else catch that name in the post.

  • Kim Un Jong
    August 8, 2018 at 4:46 pm

    Since they mentioned it was a male and no mention of race, it’s clearly a case of Anti Male Sexism at Smith.

  • SMH
    August 8, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    Middle aged men still acting as White Knights is so sad. Guys by their 20s figure out that straight women want real men and the rest will dump you for an actual woman.

  • Sonny's Mom
    August 8, 2018 at 3:34 pm

    I don’t get it. Early Globe coverage of this non-event was totally sympathetic to the “poor” student. The Globe must be hurting bad for new subscribers.

  • deflateddoritodinks
    August 8, 2018 at 3:19 pm

    She was eating lunch while asleep.

  • Tom
    August 8, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    FUCKING ZOO BABOON DUMPSTERDYKE!!!!!!

  • PlanetOfTheApes
    August 8, 2018 at 1:05 pm

    Liberal insanity at its best. Fire the employee who called the campus police but keep employed the real racist cunt who locked police out of Madison Dark and allowed a cop to get assaulted.

  • Finn
    August 8, 2018 at 1:03 pm

    I wonder if they’d just like ZERO police presence at their schools. Perhaps then they’d all feel safe and “accepted”. They can turn the police station into a “safe zone”. They can replace cuffs/zip ties with crayons and coloring books.

    I think they should try that for a semester. Just one. Nothing would give me greater pleasure to watch that go down.

  • Tomaster
    August 8, 2018 at 12:45 pm

    Now would be a goid time to remind the sjw community about (i think hampshire college) going into lock down last year when a white male was seen on campus with a back pack and a long coat in the fall…how quickly they forget

    • z
      August 8, 2018 at 1:57 pm

      Westfield State.

  • B Cosby
    August 8, 2018 at 12:44 pm

    Not how I would’ve handled it if I found a lone coed sleeping in a vacant building 

    • z
      August 8, 2018 at 2:13 pm

      He probably spent some time at Smith visiting the ladies when he was at UMass. He certainly hit on the women from Temple.

      When my nephew was being recruited for college football he got a call from Cosby on behalf of Temple or UMass.

  • Made Me Puke
    August 8, 2018 at 12:42 pm

    I cannot believe you showed the picture of him in the bikini again! Really. I was eating lunch!

  • z
    August 8, 2018 at 12:40 pm

    Eating their own on this. I love it.

    I still believe it is real.
    The SJWs at Smith like the idea of blacks but not the blacks themselves.

    This link is broken up because I’m not sure it will post
    www period collegefactual peiod com slash colleges slash smith-college slash student-life slash diversity slash

    Ethnic diversity for blacks is so small it doesn’t rate a percentage in the pie chart Looks like maybe 4-5%. Hispanics are 10.4% and asian is 11.7%

    The faculty staff is 85.6% wytpeepoo.
    I can certainly see a staff member who has a 85.6% chance (more or less because we don’t know if the person who called the cops is faculty or not) being “Sceeered” of a black person who only is seen 5% of the time. That # is probably even worse during the summer.

    It is considered very diverse. There are 419 schools MORE Diverse. So they pat themselves on the back for being diverse when there are 419 more diverse institutions of learning. I guess they give themselves a participation trophy.

  • Barney Frank
    August 8, 2018 at 12:26 pm

    QUESTION OF THE DAY
    Who has a bigger dick?
    1) Oumou Kanoute
    2) Michelle Obama
    3) Rachael Maddow

    • Bathhouse Barry
      August 8, 2018 at 3:39 pm

      Michelle has the biggest dick. Believe that.

      She puts a pint glass up my ass to keep me stretched out between rounds.

    • Serena Williams
      August 8, 2018 at 4:06 pm

      Ahem, cough cough…

      • Jim Norton
        August 8, 2018 at 7:12 pm

        Would

    • Barry Gets Pegged
      August 8, 2018 at 4:41 pm

      Michelle Obama. Ever notice that we’ve never seen Michelle Obama and Shane Diesel in the same room? Think about it.

  • RobertI
    August 8, 2018 at 12:05 pm

    Turtleboy you were right again, keep up the great work!

  • TJB
    August 8, 2018 at 11:56 am

    Still looks like a black man to me. I would have done the same if i saw a black man sleeping on a couch at an all girls school. Who is paying this bill cosby impersonater’s tuition? Even for a man she is ugly. As a woman; well look for yourself.

  • Screw PC
    August 8, 2018 at 11:54 am

    Holy fucking shitballs. The Globe is blowing the whistle on fake racism? Is the fucking Apocalypse happening right now?

  • John Q Public
    August 8, 2018 at 11:53 am

    ” I encountered the pay wall”. Like the uber annoying TB paywall?

    • Fred Knessl
      August 8, 2018 at 2:14 pm

      Oh those annoying ads…
      How ’bout continue to read the free content! Install an ad blocker, scroll to the end of the page (or press the ‘End’ button, then slowwwwly scroll up to read the comments.
      If Turtleboy installed a paywall with NO FUCKING ADS I would be first to sign up…

  • Cunty McCuntbag
    August 8, 2018 at 11:50 am

    What a cunt.

    • Cunt Licklula
      August 8, 2018 at 11:56 am

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      • The Cunt from Sesame Street
        August 8, 2018 at 11:59 am

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        • Mike Hunt
          August 8, 2018 at 4:01 pm

          Yo!

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