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Everett Poonstachio Nearly Beats His Pit Bull To Death, Arrested Dragging The Dog Down His Driveway Unable To Walk

Everett Poonstachio Nearly Beats His Pit Bull To Death, Arrested Dragging The Dog Down His Driveway Unable To Walk

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Fox 25A man accused of beating a dog so severely it was coughing blood and limping has been arrested for animal cruelty.  Police say Mark Hurd, 22, left the dog in critical condition Friday. Officers say they arrived at a home to find Hurd dragging the pit bull down the driveway after the abuse had been reported to them. 

“It’s extremely disappointing to see this type of violence perpetrated on an animal especially a domesticated pet,” Everett Police Chief Steven Mazzie said. “The Everett Police Department takes these cases seriously and would like to remind the public to report abuse of this type if they witness it.”

Neighbors told Boston 25 News the dog, Chance, is ‘docile and friendly.’ Others said they had been woken up Friday morning by the commotion. Chance was rushed to a veterinary hospital for emergency treatment. Police say he is barely hanging on. Hurd has been held without bail as the abuse charges have been added onto a probation violation. 

Human. Garbage.

Oh, and he’s a drug dealer with a bunch of Google trophies too:


I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again – t’s not the breed, it’s the people who own the breed. Pit bulls are like flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats. Assholes are drawn to them and they always go down with their owners. Neither the hat nor the pit bull is inherently evil. Except pit bulls have a pulse and can be good pets when they’re owned by the right people.

Check out this winner’s Facebook page:

“There’s no such thing as a victimless crime.” 

Yup, that about sums up the internal dialogue of someone who would beat their dog so badly that it might not live, and then drag the dog down the driveway for the whole hood to see.

He lives by a strict motto:

Guess what he wants is to beat defenseless animals, go to jail, and become Turtleboy famous. Mission accomplished.

Oh, and he’s a “real man”:

“This world is cruel and challenging.” 

Yea, I think your dog might agree with that too.

Luckily dogs are the most untouchable breathing creatures on the Internet. You can kick the shit out of a little old lady and it won’t generate half the outrage of doing something like this to a dog. So his life will never be the same at this point:

Cat people, I’ll fuck with. But I don’t fuck with dog people. That’s just common sense. We don’t even have to tear this loser a new browneye. The Internet will do that for him. Especially since his Facebook page is wide open. Feel free to send him your thoughts and prayers so he can read them when he gets bailed out on Monday.


32 Comment(s)
  • Peabody
    January 3, 2021 at 4:19 pm

    Anddddd i just realized this guy is my upstairs neighbor… This explains why living here has become hell

  • chrissy
    October 31, 2017 at 11:20 pm

    he’s come home from jail and locked his page and deleted my posts 🙁

  • Local real local
    Local Real Local
    October 22, 2017 at 9:05 pm

    TB you got it wrong. You cant call him Human Garbage, that is both an insult to humans and garbage. Also, it is reckless to call him human. Please verify all facts or else I will sick deskgirl on you.

    I would like to pay the Everett Police to tie him to a chair and put a dozen or so hungry, agitated pitbulls in a room with him and shut the lights off for an hour or so until the screaming stops. They have a right to eat too.

    • chrissy
      October 23, 2017 at 2:28 am

      people from here and fb turtle have done a real great job expressing themselves on his fb page. i signed into mine which i rarely do, and made sure to “like” up their comments on his page and encourage you all to do the same. every lil bit counts.

      • chrissy
        October 23, 2017 at 3:02 am

        please keep in mind when you follow a link to a Facebook page it will sometimes appear broken when you get there simply if you’re not yet logged into fb.

        a reminder of what we are up against:

        “BOSTON, Massachusetts (CNN) — Neighbors say the puppy was crying in pain as a man was dragging him down the driveway at 3 a.m. Friday morning.

        “It’s just a sad situation,” said one neighbor. “It’s terrible. I don’t understand it. I can’t fathom someone could do that to an animal. And continuously like that, hurting the dog and you don’t give up.”

        The neighbor confronted the man and then called police. “I asked if the dog is ok. He said my dog is fine. I said it doesn’t seem ok. He said he’s fine.”

        We’re told the dog suffered multiple fractures and bruises…it’s lungs filled with fluid, and there was evidence of strangulation.

        “He was dragging the dog through the back yard. Bleeding and coughing up blood.”

        Another neighbor says this isn’t the first time he’s seen the dog abused. “A couple of nights ago he was out there with a stick. And he was hitting the dog with a stick. He told us to mind our own business”

        “I wish I would have done something but he told us to mind our own business.”

        It’s not clear what prompted the vicious attack on the helpless animal. People who live in the area says the dog has always been friendly.

        “Beautiful dog. Young dog. Not much more than a puppy. Tail always working and he would cry in the yard for attention.”

        “Those cries are something you’ll never forget. It’s terrible.”’

        also include the link to this page wherever you can on his fb page for all his people and the world to see

        • Independent Thinker
          October 23, 2017 at 6:26 am

          Some people, especially drug dealers and gang members, want a mean pit bull. They make it mean by beating it. If they can’t make it mean, they either kill it or abandon it.

          Two of my friends have pitt bulls (rescue dogs). Their particular dogs are two of the nicest, sweetest dogs I’ve ever met.

          A man who beats his dog will also beat his wife. So, ladies, stay as far away from this guy as you possibly can.

          • Stunt Penis
            October 23, 2017 at 7:35 am

            Yeah, those dogs are sweet. Until they rip some kids throat out. Then you’ll be saying “There was always something off about that dog”.

            All pit bulls on earth should be euthanized for the safety of the human race, just as we exterminate bacteria and virii.

          • chrissy
            October 23, 2017 at 2:48 pm


  • Disgusted
    October 22, 2017 at 1:03 pm

    Any one else notice the only comments on his page are from people commenting on his despicable acts? He’s a loser in real life and obviously has a complex to beat a defenseless animal that only shows you love. Pathetic. The only thing he could control and hurt for his own selfish pleasure. And already on probation? What a catch!

    • Local real local
      Local Real Local
      October 22, 2017 at 10:05 pm

      Also, if you look at his FB page, he is just laughing and typing wisecracks. His so called “friends” on FB are in full support of his bullshit. You can see their names on his page. I wonder if their employers would like to know they support a POS like this guy?

  • Independent Thinker
    October 22, 2017 at 9:57 am

    What a piece of crap. Let’s just hope he doesn’t have kids. And any woman who gets involved with him deserves what she gets.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 22, 2017 at 6:41 am

    Not really seeing a problem here.

    The only good pit bull is a dead pit bull.

    • Light one up
      October 22, 2017 at 9:35 am

      Just ask the 7 yr old in Lowell yesterday. Oh wait, you can’t, he’s dead. F’ing pitbulls should be outlawed and made extinct.

      • Stunt Penis
        October 22, 2017 at 1:48 pm

        How many more must die, Mr. Speaker? How many more must die?

        “LOWELL – A seven-year-old boy was killed Saturday night after suffering injuries in an apparent pit bull attack, according to The Boston Globe. Police responded to a city residence on Clare Street around 6 p.m. for a report of an injured child. Upon arriving at the home, police found a boy dead, officials said. The Middlesex District Attorney’s office said that preliminary investigation into the incident has shown the boy somehow entered a fenced area where two pit bulls were being kept and was attacked. “

    • True Reality Freaks
      October 22, 2017 at 2:20 pm

      you can’t be serious.
      you are one of the most clever posters,
      and now you are advocating the brutal torture of an animal,
      just because you don’t like the kind of animal it is?

  • Publius
    October 22, 2017 at 12:06 am

    Some cultures are what they are

    • Tired of Snitching on True Reality
      October 22, 2017 at 2:26 pm

      “The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.” ~gandhi

      but if you want to judge by color of skin,
      white people leave their animals out in snow and sun on leads just like which is worse than what this black man did, a more torturous, lingering, countrified death

      • Tired of Snitching on True Reality
        October 22, 2017 at 2:29 pm

        *just like other races

        • Barry
          October 22, 2017 at 10:23 pm

          You do realize that culture and race aren’t the same thing right?

          • Tired of Snitching on True Reality
            October 22, 2017 at 10:32 pm

            Yes. Yes I do.

            Which is why I worded it as, “IF you want to…” not “BECAUSE YOU ARE…”

            Again, read more carefully, each and every try, you’ll get there, laddie!

        • Michael Vick
          October 23, 2017 at 9:51 am


      • Barry
        October 22, 2017 at 7:30 pm

        Why do you assume that’s something white people do? Are you saying that only white people have yards? Only white people experience sunshine? Is it the snow because snow is white?

        The fact of the matter is that different cultures do have different attitudes towards animals. Since you chose to quote Ghandi where he comes from you could get killed for eating a hamburger. Real enlightening

        • Tired of Snitching on True Reality
          October 22, 2017 at 8:14 pm

          did you read what i wrote?

          reading is fun!

          • Barry
            October 22, 2017 at 9:41 pm

            I thought that you referenced an irrelevant Gandhi and then suggested to fellow racists that white people leave their dogs out in the elements. What did you mean to say?

          • Tired of Snitching on True Reality
            October 22, 2017 at 9:54 pm

            Gandhi quote was in reference to Publius’ “Some cultures are what they are” quote so why do you call it irrelevant

            and I said white folks abuse their animals JUST LIKE OTHER RACES

            you’re making me quote things twice for you, just read up before you comment and I won’t have to do this task thx

    • Local real local
      Local Real Local
      October 22, 2017 at 10:03 pm

      His actions are not a culture, he is just a douche bag plain and simple. The best thing he can do is hang himself by his bed sheet.

      • DMX
        October 23, 2017 at 10:25 am

        True dat

  • 2wEntEe
    October 21, 2017 at 11:34 pm

    At least now the child molesters have somebody to rape

    • Local real local
      Local Real Local
      October 22, 2017 at 9:59 pm

      one can only hope.

    October 21, 2017 at 10:44 pm

    I am the luckiest person on earth. I was gifted the greatest dog to walk this earth. He is my best friend, my son, my brother, and my roommate. I could be gone 8 hours or 8 mins that muther fuckers acts like he for sure thought he was never going to see me again. He’s so happy he starts to hyperventilate I have to just hold him and let him calm down. I could come home angry or crying and he will instantaneously make me happy as soon as I see him. I hope everyone gets to experience the bond that I have with my dog Boomer

    • Local real local
      Local Real Local
      October 22, 2017 at 9:56 pm

      Amen. I love to take my dog for a car ride on easy summer days.

  • mitch
    October 21, 2017 at 10:18 pm

    Don’t worry kid, it looks like a lot of people would like to hang you from a lamppost but you don’t have to worry!! yvonne abraham will defend your actions in the Boston globe !!! am i right ms. abraham ? he checks all your boxes doesn’t he? i bet he’s even an aspiring rapper and is going to journalism school at night! or whatever other lies you can dream up. let’s see if the famous Boston globe journalist pens a piece explaining that it’s really all Trumps fault or us drooling, deplorable goons and not the “unique” and “vibrant” young felon, Mark Hurd, who perpetrated this atrocity. I’ve got an idea for ms. abraham. why don’t you contribute a piece of your ridiculously huge salary for writing propaganda and pay this enemy of the people’s legal fees.

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