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Exposing Landon Steele Part 4: Lies, Lies, And More Lies From Iraq As Told By Veterans Who Served Alongside Him


Landon Steele is a pathological liar. For years he has been lying to women he’s intentionally manipulated, friends he’s stolen from, veterans he’s tried to impress, and people he served alongside. We’ve discussed in detail the lies he’s told to the women he abused, the stories he made up in order to make them sound crazy afterwards, his fictional tales of glory in Haiti, lying about attempting to save the life of a 9 month old baby, and continuing to wear bracelets commemorating dead soldiers he never met. For this blog we’ve interviewed a number of people who served with Landon who wanted to clear some things up about his alleged military service. Click here to read it on TB Daily News.


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69 Comment(s)
  • Me
    December 11, 2019 at 12:55 am

    It won’t let me post the link. But that photo that Landon photoshopped himself on is a photo of Epstein with Harvey Weinstein. OMG
    LOL, google reverse search Landon’s photo.

    • Wipe your ass with America’s flag
      December 11, 2019 at 12:57 am

      Those Jewish diddlers are everywhere,when did the country get so cheap.

  • Elijah's fading stench
    December 10, 2019 at 11:33 pm

    A POG named Landon Steele
    slipped on a banana peel
    he hit his head hard
    now he’s a ‘tard
    but his balls old Leigha will feel

  • Boston Cream Pie
    December 10, 2019 at 7:46 pm

    Piss Stained Pants
    Stolen Valor Rants
    Blacked out on the floor
    Still gets decent whores

    BO a stinking
    Alcoholic drinking
    Crusty poop in his pants
    Stolen Valor Rants
    Blacked out on the floor

    Gullible dumb broads
    Psychotic Vet frauds
    truth don’t matter none
    Landon is having his fun
    Blacked out on the floor

    Pressure building all around
    phony vet is an ass clown
    time to move
    gotta go
    to another state
    with another Ho

    Gig is up
    no where to hide
    can’t admit the truth
    or swallow his pride

    The needle looking
    ever better
    just a little H
    and chill forever

    I’m a medic
    I can handle H
    but the purity
    was too much to take

    Breathing shallow
    consciousness gone
    I show them all
    I did nothing wrong

    heart rate slowing
    it’s getting late
    Landon fooled himself
    and found his fate.

    • Authentic-to BCP
      December 10, 2019 at 9:34 pm


      I concede defeat, and relinquish my sword.

  • petey mccormick
    December 10, 2019 at 5:07 pm

    he plays a tuff guy on line but I bet he wouldnt throw nuckles with a real southie kid. we used to beat frauds like him with masterlocks in a sock.

    • Southie faggot
      December 10, 2019 at 11:14 pm

      you spent more time beating your meat watching your mom shower while your drunken dad was over his girlfriends getting poontang

  • Hugh Mungous
    December 10, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Hopefully uncle does a part five which is either an arrest for fraud or an obituary for this piece of shit. I wear one bracelet that has the name of my squad leader, my 203 gunner and the driver of the MRAP who were all killed in action November 3, 2012. Paktia Province.
    Fuck Off And Die Coward

    • Losers
      December 11, 2019 at 1:00 am

      Lol he called TB uncle.

      • Concerned Citizen
        December 11, 2019 at 9:19 am

        Hey faggot, do you get hazardous duty pay for being a jizz mopper at the sauna in Provincetown

  • Anyone want to bet?
    December 10, 2019 at 3:04 pm

    I’m putting money on it now, Langdon will be the first person featured on TB to off himself. You guys have literally destroyed his whole fake persona, killing any hopes for future scams, & his entire existence is unravelling and crashing down on him right now. Combine that with alcohol and easy access to guns = hole in his skull. I’ll put $20 on it.

    • Doug
      December 10, 2019 at 3:43 pm

      Agreed. His access to unlimited women has been forever stamped out. The internet was all he had and his whole life being he spent years building up his profile/reputation. Folks are now working to get his VA pension based on lies cut off leaving him with no money unless he gets a jobby job at the local burger joint making less than his pension was, his 2nd amendment rights stripped, and arrested for fraud with the VA and other fraud and looking at a prison sentence as a felon. Basically everything lost, his entire life destroyed. Suicide is probably looking like a viable option now. He brought it upon himself though. And he will still have those fake ass tattoos of lies as a reminder for the rest of his life.

      • Jefe
        December 10, 2019 at 8:39 pm

        How do you know people are trying to get his VA benefits stripped? I don’t disagree with that happening. Just wondering if it’s verified.

        • Doug
          December 10, 2019 at 9:36 pm

          Oh, nothing confirmed but being this dude seems to be a fraud about everything I’m sure a number of folks have already started looking into it. Landon, you wanted attention bud. Well ironically you got it. All eyes are on you, just like you always wanted. The entire vet community, the VA and probably even the FBI. If there is fraud involved of course lol..

    • Jefe
      December 10, 2019 at 8:36 pm

      I mean, look at the fucking guy in those whites with a goddamn trident and ear fucking phones. Only a lunatic would do that.
      This guy is quite obviously mentally ill.

  • Fuck All Millennials
    December 10, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Best friend did two tours in Nam & still can’t get 100% from VA. Cunts like this get a hundred & spend there days playing around on social media. I miss the old days.

  • Pyle
    December 10, 2019 at 2:47 pm

    This guy seems retarded enough to not get what a terrible look fake “blood” is on your clothes/uniform in a medic or relief situation. He’s too focused on living his cowboy lie fantasy.

  • Well, No Shit
    December 10, 2019 at 12:49 pm

    Folks, I hate to be the turd in the punch bowl, but that poorly doctored pic of Stolen Valor Steele wearing a Navy Seal uniform is actually a photoshop of his head on Jeffrey Epstein’s costume party photo, where he is standing with his madam and Harvey Weinstein. The actual photo was just released as part of a story showing Prince Andrew’s involvement with Epstein.

    I would put money on it that it UTB was attempting to be comical by making that pic and including it in this story.

    Steele is a douche, but that photoshopped picture is WAY too amateurish, even for him.

    • Love Triangle
      December 10, 2019 at 1:28 pm

      Wow! Leigha really did a number on UTBs head!

  • Nazi insignia is stolen valor
    December 10, 2019 at 12:31 pm

    No valor in a terrorist military equal to the swastika now. We don’t give a fuck about vets who think their holocaust was for America it was for Israel. Go there if you want your ass kissed.

  • Another Random
    December 10, 2019 at 12:24 pm

    It’s obvious at this point Landon has Imposter Syndrome. For those who aren’t familiar, this is where people will mold their behavior, mindset, appearance to fit the mold of what they perceive others would find admirable. It’s a psychological disorder and he fits the symptoms perfectly. Most of the individuals with this disorder inherit this from early childhood trauma. Most of the time when raised around women, mother, sisters, men are far more kind to women in general. Since Landon abuses women often, it shows that there was severe mistrust with the women in his life growing up. It’s sad that someone has gone so long in life without getting true treatment. I personally do not believe he has PTSD from his “service” in the military, I think it started as a child. I would also assume the only praise he got was military related, hence the extensive efforts to appear as if he is one badass military medic. People with imposter syndrome have awful self esteem and will fraud others into liking them because they don’t feel they have any likable traits in their real personality. If only Landon wanted to good out of his personal morals instead of doing it for clout on social media. Landon it’s time to get help.

  • Grittygrunt
    December 10, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    This fag has never been shot at or ever fired his weapon in combat. He doesn’t even have a CMB, and tried to fraudulently award himself a CAB.

    You know damn well if he had a CMB he would have that shit tatted all over his body, painted on his guns, etc.

  • Peter Dautel
    Don Key Punch
    December 10, 2019 at 11:20 am

    As a veteran, this just enrages me. There’s no excuse, in any facet, for any reason, to engage in stolen valor, or falsify ranks, tours of duty, or engagements. The services are small (in war zones), and you get to know a little about who,what, and where pretty quick, and wannbe’s like this choad, are as low as the schlub’s that get uniforms from the local Army Navy store’s and decorate themselves and parade about in belief they are what they say they are, when in reality, nothing could be further from the truth. That, right there, that very essence and aire of indignity and apathy, are the epitome of self serving interest and nothing else.

    There’s no justice that can be given to ilk like this. They’ll dismiss it in some fabricated way that suits their need, and blithely sail along in life like it never happened. That’s what enrages me, and many like me. Not doing the ‘honorable’ thing and pulling a Mike Boorda. (look it up).

    Somehow, and in some remote way, I hope this douche has karma go full circle on his ass.

    • Real_Finn
      December 10, 2019 at 11:24 am

      Thank you for your service.

      Mike Boorda is a douche.

      Eric Mello did the same thing years ago. Google him and you’ll see still see he tells everyone he was a Navy Seal (and he did time for his bat-shit crazy lies).

      • Eric Mello is a stole valor c*nt
        December 10, 2019 at 11:30 am

        Eric Mello is a cunt. He went out with my ex and showed up at her family’s cookout in full camo with guns from a “raid” he was doing in Boston (all hush-hush, of course). She had him arrested.

        He not only lied about being a Navy Seal, but he lied about having a degree in math and physics. The guy is so dumb, he can barely tie his shoes.

  • Real_Finn
    December 10, 2019 at 11:10 am

    Landon’s latest 2 awards …

    “Landon Steele wins the 2019 GayVN award for best dominant top for 10th year straight!” (pun intended)

    “Landon Steele sweeps at the Gemmys for in his epic role in ‘Barebacking Treats’!”

    Get Fucked,

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    December 10, 2019 at 10:38 am

    Steele by name.
    Steal by nature.
    Even stole the name Steele in an ultimate irony.
    What an absolute cunt.

  • Christopher Lettiere
    December 10, 2019 at 10:23 am

    I had reservations about commenting on this guy, but stolen valor should NEVER be tolerated.

    TB, you should reach-out to Navy Seal Don Shipley; he’s spent his post military career busting 100’s of frauds for stolen valor.

    YouTube took his channel down, but you can research him here:

    • Christopher Lettiere
      December 10, 2019 at 10:33 am

      Don Shipley BUD/S 131, SEAL Team ONE, SEAL Team TWO.

      Don Shipley could verify the picture of Landon dressed in the USN officer’s summer dress uni w/SEAL pin.

    • Real news
      December 10, 2019 at 10:39 am

      That guy was the man! Why did they remove his channel?

      • Christopher Lettiere
        December 10, 2019 at 10:48 am

        YouTube is run by a bunch of commies; YT’s CEO (Susan Wojcicki) is sisters w/the CEO of 23andMe (Anne Wojcicki); Ann was married to Sergey Brin (co-founder of Google).

        These Silicon Valley a-holes have insane amounts of OUR personal data, and they control the data/news we’re allowed to see/consume.

        To your point, “Shipley’s YouTube channel was terminated as of February 21, 2019.[14] He alleged that it was in retaliation for exposing activist Nathan Phillips’ claims of having been a Vietnam veteran and “recon ranger” when Phillips had only served in the Marine Corps Reserve as a refrigerator technician and anti-tank missile man. YouTube issued a statement saying the account was terminated because Shipley was sharing too much identifying information including home addresses and phone numbers in violation of YouTube policies that could lead to harassment of others.[19]”

        • Real news
          December 10, 2019 at 11:02 am

          Damn I just was reading about that… so it’s ok for the media and youtube to expose that students identity and plaster his video all over the world, but it not ok to expose the indians fake service records… LMAO what a joke

  • SRM
    December 10, 2019 at 10:08 am

    Excellent Investigative Journalism!
    This is the direction TBS should continue to move towards.
    I don’t want to see the site totally devoid of stories about ratchets,Cheese Hogs,Fupasloths and the like but Real unbiased Journalism is where you truly shine.
    Please Never forget the 5 W and the H.
    That’s all people need, the facts gathered from as many sides as you can get without opinion or bias, laid out for the reader to digest and form an opinion.
    You have done that very well with Landon Steele and the Massachusetts State Police exspose.
    As a former Investigative Journalist I became frustrated and disenchanted with the current way media works.
    I could No longer stand my work being eddited to fit the narrative of the bias of Editors that spin everything from a puff piece to an investigation I spent four years working on.
    You have restored some of my faith in the press.
    Keep up the Excellent work.
    Thank You Uncle Turtleboy.

  • Real news
    December 10, 2019 at 10:01 am

    that picture is so fake. he’s not even navy. Just makes me start to think how many other pics you guys have doctored. spelling mistakes all over the place. false information. slander. grammar of a middle schooler. nice “news” website guys, hope you’re saving money because this gig wont last very long.. total fail lol.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      December 10, 2019 at 10:36 am

      You do realise the pics all came from Landon Langley’s (the name stays) OWN FACEBOOK PAGE and his other social media?

      He’s the fucking fraud, not the people investigating this piece of valour-stealing shit.

      Now, off you fuck, you utter tool.

      • Real news
        December 10, 2019 at 11:12 am

        No, i don’t “realise” it… it’s not watermarked, there is no mention of it coming from his facebook page, and I really don’t care to go look at his page for any reason to begin with anyways. All I see is a news article publishing a clearly doctored photo on it’s lead paragraph. Top notch journalism lol.

  • Bill the Goat
    December 10, 2019 at 9:50 am

    I’m confused about one of the first pix in the post…

    Is that Super Steele in the USN officer’s summer dress uni? If so, why is a former Air Farce and National Guard enlistee wearing USN choker whites, commander epaulets, and a SEAL pin?

    Impersonating an officer?

    • Real news
      December 10, 2019 at 10:10 am

      They doctored it for whatever strange reason they had. & I am guessing same with the Hillary pic, no way he would be allowed near her with a weapon even if he is a service member. Makes me think how many other pics they tamper with.

      • Bill the Goat
        December 10, 2019 at 10:31 am

        You suspect the author of the blog Photoshopped the pic of Steel appropriating a commander’s rank?

      • Christopher Lettiere
        December 10, 2019 at 10:36 am

        You’re an idiot. The author didn’t photoshop anything; these pictures are taken from Landon’s social media pages.

        Get f_cked.

      • leighasucksmydick
        December 10, 2019 at 10:57 am

        Ok Leigha

      • Jefe
        December 10, 2019 at 2:28 pm

        You know those photos are from your fb page. It’s time to cut the shit. You’ll be damn lucky if you’re not rung up on stolen valor charges.

    • Jefe
      December 10, 2019 at 2:24 pm

      The whites don’t even fit him. That’s the first give away. Stolen valor is a federal offense. Something tells me that this guy’s world is very close to crashing down and burning.

  • Shookones
    December 10, 2019 at 9:38 am

    Look at this bag of dicks…guy has ribbons and medals. I wasn’t in the army, but pretty sure some of those medals aren’t used in the military anymore. As a former sf guy, I can tell you personally SEALs love it when you put in a trident you didn’t earn…love it. Someone should send this to Don Shipley.

    • Christopher Lettiere
      December 10, 2019 at 10:28 am

      I just mentioned Don Shipley, too, but I didn’t see your comment before posting my own; my bad.

      Don Shipley BUD/S 131, SEAL Team ONE, SEAL Team TWO.

      Guy’s a beast/legend.

  • ChipChipperson
    December 10, 2019 at 9:13 am

    This is bullshit. I can personally verify all of Landon’s claims. We served together in the 67th Faggot Brigade.

  • Photoshop
    December 10, 2019 at 8:53 am

    Im wondering about the validity of the picture with him and hillary. Not sure if that was when she was First Lady or senator, but would secret service really let some schmuck take a picture with her while carrying a gun? Whenever there is a “high priority” visitor don’t they take everyone’s guns?

  • ncfoothillbilly
    December 10, 2019 at 8:17 am

    How did he get into the Army Natl Guard if he was kicked out of the AF?

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 10, 2019 at 8:15 am

    So he just decided to go by “Landon Steele”? Way to give yourself a gay porn star name you fucking faggot.

  • poopship14
    December 10, 2019 at 7:49 am

    This guy is the male version of Maude the fraud

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    December 10, 2019 at 7:31 am

    My attempt at a limerick.

    Landon was not in the ‘Stan
    From combat he gingerly ran
    And when there was doubt
    They kicked that wink out
    So now he stuffs afghans into his pants.

    DudeRanch, aged 6 (inches, to the left, and counting.)

    Dedicated to DS

    • Spic Tormentor
      December 10, 2019 at 8:35 am

      That was fucking terrible

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        December 10, 2019 at 10:01 am

        You don’t get to Carnegie Hall with out practice.

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          December 10, 2019 at 10:31 am

          A solid B+

          Great oaks from little acorns grow.


        • Christopher Lettiere
          December 10, 2019 at 10:54 am

          • DudeRanchStripClub
            December 10, 2019 at 11:24 am

            Glad the reference was not gone unappreciated.

    • Fah Que
      December 10, 2019 at 8:46 am

      That sucks, stick to masturbating

      • DudeRanchStripClub
        December 10, 2019 at 11:26 am

        I can do both, stupid.

        • johny pissoff
          December 11, 2019 at 3:27 pm

          you’re mean

  • phillip j mckracken
    Phil McCracken
    December 10, 2019 at 6:44 am

    Scrawny, drunk, lying, pos,

  • Who Flung Cum
    December 10, 2019 at 6:36 am

    When are him and Maude going to hook up? They are shot from the same load.

  • Authentic
    December 10, 2019 at 6:35 am

    And here we have Landon Steele;
    He claims he’s a “pretty big deal;”

    He splatters some paint,
    Then plays with his taint.

    Even his name is not real.

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      December 10, 2019 at 10:30 am

      Superb limerick!!

      Well done, sir!

      *raises cap respectfully*


      • Authentic
        December 10, 2019 at 5:33 pm

        Aw shucks, you flatter me DS

        Although I just interviewed at “The Post,” and dang it Wall St Journal won’t let me out of my contract! I had to turn down a Pulitzer yesterday because I broke my foot rescuing ten orphaned kittens from a chemical spill at Standing Rock. FML

        • Leigha the slut
          December 11, 2019 at 3:36 pm


  • Stolen Valor worse than Maude the Fraud
    December 10, 2019 at 6:34 am

    I seriously hate this guy more than all ratchets combined. My sisters BF is just like him. Big bullshitter collecting big money from the VA because hes 100% “disabled”.Has PTSD. Giant lie. Exposes them all !!!!!!!.

  • Mr. Bubba
    December 10, 2019 at 2:17 am

    You’d be surprised to know how easily anyone who has served in any capacity within the Military can receive lifelong disability compensation through the VA for bullshit reasons.

    • Agent Orange Is Still Killing VN Vets
      December 10, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Good, because in days gone by, you’d be shocked at how bad the US gave the middle finger to guys who were disabled or made sick for life through government malfeasance.

  • Scumbag lying fraud.
    December 10, 2019 at 2:01 am

    Nice resume, fuckboy.

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