I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves.
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Look at this queef nugget named Matthew Errington. He’s straight out of the ATL. Ha, no, not Atlanta! Attleboro. That place you go when you’re forced in to a David’s Bridal, to pick out a dress for your sister’s wedding, and you were smart enough to bring nips to chug while you suffer. Maybe trip over a rack of veils. Not that I know or anything.
This face tattoo aficionado has a fondness for beating up, and robbing disabled people, who can’t fight him back. Then intimidates them when he gets caught. He targets mostly women. He thinks he’s a gangster and is playing the role so much that he changed his Anglo last name to Pereira on Facebook. Look at this fingerbanger:
He’s really smart too. He is hiding from the cops and is on to the fact that the Attleboro Police, with all their high tech devices, have started creating fake porn accounts to try and infiltrate his wide open, accessible to literally anyone, public Facebook page.
Yeah, you nailed it. We’ve got an evil mastermind on our hands. Look at this post of him looking for someone to smoke with he posted around seven last night! I must have found that with my snitch powers of social media!
They stopped two separate guys, who resembled the Fingerbanger, in the span of a couple hours yesterday afternoon. You would think that if you were surrounded by cops, after being falsely identified, most people would be pretty rattled. Nope, these guys were pissed off and took to Facebook to help Law Enforcement find the right guy, after they heard what Errington had charged with.
There is always one to defend whichever criminal scum is currently on blast. However, it’s hard to take Rebecca Owens seriously when she looks like a used-up stripper from a movie written by Kenny Rogers.
Don’t tell me this is a good kid or ever was a good kid. People don’t just happen to smoke a blunt and start tooling on women with mental handicaps. It just didn’t happen. This kid was a slugrake in primary school and just evolved in to a full-force douche pontoon with age.
I was looking forward to having the Fingerbanger come on and threaten us with physical harm when we went live with this blog. It’s almost too bad that the efforts of Attleboro cops paid off and they caught him last night. I kind of would have paid to see that happen. I bet you he cried like a bitch. Guess we will have to look forward to a nasty email when he gets out of prison in ten years.
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