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Face-Tattooed Attleboro Wangsta, Who Beat Up A Disabled Girl, Taunted Police Under His Own Wanted Flier Online, And Ended Up Getting Pinched A Few Hours Later

I simply adore it when stupid criminals make their way on to police Facebook pages to defend themselves.

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Look at this queef nugget named Matthew Errington. He’s straight out of the ATL. Ha, no, not Atlanta! Attleboro. That place you go when you’re forced in to a David’s Bridal, to pick out a dress for your sister’s wedding, and you were smart enough to bring nips to chug while you suffer. Maybe trip over a rack of veils. Not that I know or anything.

This face tattoo aficionado has a fondness for beating up, and robbing disabled people, who can’t fight him back. Then intimidates them when he gets caught. He targets mostly women. He thinks he’s a gangster and is playing the role so much that he changed his Anglo last name to Pereira on Facebook. Look at this fingerbanger: 

Seems Matty Fingerblast didn’t like  people talking shit about him being a junkie. He took to his own wanted flier to defend himself like most smart criminals do:

He hates snitches. Even if you’re a friend of his sharing a wanted pedophile. 

He claims to be a member of the Satan’s Disciples, some rando gang, that probably would LOL if they saw this albino wannabe flashing their gang signs.

How hard is Matt? He’s so hard that he got his ass kicked by an old man who was pissed Matt wouldn’t give him a cigarette. Actually. Happened. 

He’s really smart too. He is hiding from the cops and is on to the fact that the Attleboro Police, with all their high tech devices, have started creating fake porn accounts to try and infiltrate his wide open, accessible to literally anyone, public Facebook page. 

Yeah, you nailed it. We’ve got an evil mastermind on our hands. Look at this post of him looking for someone to smoke with he posted around seven last night! I must have found that with my snitch powers of social media! 

But, while the Fingerbanger was out looking for someone to smoke a blunt with, the Attleboro Police were tearing the town apart trying to find him. 

They stopped two separate guys, who resembled the Fingerbanger, in the span of a couple hours yesterday afternoon. You would think that if you were surrounded by cops, after being falsely identified, most people would be pretty rattled. Nope, these guys were pissed off and took to Facebook to help Law Enforcement find the right guy, after they heard what Errington had charged with. 

There is always one to defend whichever criminal scum is currently on blast. However, it’s hard to take Rebecca Owens seriously when she looks like a used-up stripper from a movie written by Kenny Rogers.

Don’t tell me this is a good kid or ever was a good kid. People don’t just happen to smoke a blunt and start tooling on women with mental handicaps. It just didn’t happen. This kid was a slugrake in primary school and just evolved in to a full-force douche pontoon with age.

I was looking forward to having the Fingerbanger come on and threaten us with physical harm when we went live with this blog. It’s almost too bad that the efforts of Attleboro cops paid off and they caught him last night. I kind of would have paid to see that happen. I bet you he cried like a bitch. Guess we will have to look forward to a nasty email when he gets out of prison in ten years.

Good work!





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22 Comment(s)
  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    October 28, 2019 at 4:05 am

    Haha!!! Franklin Fucking Baxley on Facebook commenting on this cunt’s disease all those years ago!

    You couldn’t make it up!!

    May 12, 2017 at 2:33 pm

    “looks like a used-up stripper from a movie written by Kenny Rogers. “

  • I hate stupid people.
    March 5, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    Only thing this waste of oxygen is missing is the Flat Brimmed Chicago Bulls Hat.

  • whatevuh
    Dick Hertz from Holden
    March 5, 2017 at 10:06 am

    Just another shit-stain on the underwear of society

  • Lt Dan
    March 5, 2017 at 10:03 am

    5’11” 150 lbs.

    This fucking pussy is tiny. Have fun in PC you piece of shit

  • ZephyrCat
    March 5, 2017 at 9:49 am

    This story is hilarious! Who hasn’t wanted to beat up a stupid disabled woman? They suck!

  • whatevuh
    March 5, 2017 at 7:59 am

    Another total waste of oxygen, destination: bottom rung of the socioeconomic ladder

  • LLC
    March 5, 2017 at 7:47 am

    Just because I know what a Ferragamo belt is it doesn’t make me gay……..or does it?

  • LLC
    March 5, 2017 at 7:34 am

    Love wiggas pic at the Motel 6 with the knockoff Ferragamo belt. Bwahahaha.

    Dude has no clue who Ferragamo is…or his Dad probably.


  • Kerri Bishop
    March 5, 2017 at 1:00 am

    “Errington and a witness told police that a man stopped his car and asked for a cigarette” What happened to not helping the police ever?? They always help when they get hurt!! If you’re gonna be a hardo then do it all the way; don’t call when you overdose, get beat up, or shot. Just deal with it you scumbag!

  • Turd Burglestein
    March 4, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Ah…another gutter punk who’s got a bad case of arthritis in his hands. I hope he does society a favor and shoots his dick off when he pulls that gun out of his waistband. We don’t need any more of that type breeding junior welfare rats. Our system is already being sucked dry by the likes of that loser.

  • Ashamed Atholian
    March 4, 2017 at 9:15 pm

    Can someone please explain why so many young white guys living in old mill towns
    in MA are so obsessed with urban gang culture? They literally think they’re actually
    gang members, it’s like they’re almost brainwashed or something.
    They’re always such a waste of space and so gross looking. The sad thing is
    they think they’re “hard.”

  • Tired of filth
    March 4, 2017 at 6:54 pm

    Literally sick of fkn scum. I know a guy named Carlos Pereira. Friggen pill poppin thief. Complete piece of trash but thats what you get when your mothers a drunk and your fathers an illegal who threatened to slit your mothers throat at a baby shower.

  • Archie
    March 4, 2017 at 5:23 pm

    Gotta come clean: I kinda dig the “used up stripper from a Kenny Rogers movie” – look.

    Not as much as I dig Desk-Girl….but nonetheless…

    Hit me up Becca Owens, let’s listen to my record collection sometime.

  • Wabbitt
    March 4, 2017 at 5:19 pm

    This scrawny wegro probably thinks he’s 21 Savage or some shit.

    “Why do you have a cross on your face?”

    “Issa knife.”

  • Mr Butthurt
    March 4, 2017 at 5:11 pm

    Youth of America. Good lord look at those comments. We are screwed.

  • #NarcoticsFam
    March 4, 2017 at 4:41 pm

    SSTG killing it on the daily!!! Turtle Girl is liittttt!!!!! xoxo

    • GeorgeWashington
      March 6, 2017 at 11:15 am

      Don’t worry, none of them will get real jobs or make a real impact in this world. So no worries.

  • brian albrecht (the real one)
    March 4, 2017 at 4:31 pm

    Yo Matt WHAT THE FUCK!!! BROTHER HOMO why you go and get arrested and shit! Muthafucka FUCK WITH ME Thats my boyfriend…er…damn…my boy. Damn man you was my car ride. How the fuck I supposed to get around throwin rocks and shit now? Most important, my boo, who gonna hold me at night? Spoon me? 69 me? FUCK!!!!

    • Turd Burglestein
      March 4, 2017 at 8:44 pm

      So is that the excuse you’re flying with for not showing up at my cocaine lair? Your boyfriend who chauffers your fruity ass around town got busted and you didn’t have any way to get there? Or did you get about 3 miles from my place and started shitting your pants at all the gang graffitti everywhere and think twice before stepping on that turf?

      Either way you are a pussy.


    • Turd Burglestein
      March 4, 2017 at 8:51 pm

      And my other favorite keyboard cunt BobnMic…where you hiding at? You still working at tunneling under my place? I made another video for ya. Tons of clues to be had. Hell…I even stood in front of a mirror and waved to you when I filmed it. It’s all on the video. You wanna see? I think SSTG would allow you to respond to this post with a yes or no answer.

      Or if your too skeert to post here after everything, just do that incognito page refresh thing you like to do and give me 10 upvotes and I’ll dump it here for you to fap to all night since you’re in turtle jail for the time being and need something to spend some time obsessing about.

      Your pal,
      Turd Burglestein
      Cocaine Kingpin Extraordinaire

  • ZephyrCat
    March 4, 2017 at 4:13 pm

    What’s with dirtbags? They love that ‘shaking my head’ shit. I don’t even know what to call that ignorant shit. That eye tattoo is gonna go over well in prison. He’ll look like he’s crying after every assfucking he gets. Might not need that tattoo then since he’ll probably have real tears. Hey BRIAN ALBRECHT, this your boyfriend, you joystick toggle tugger?!?!

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