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People who don’t understand satire are Turtleboy’s favorite people. Yesterday we wrote a blog about the 10 most breathtaking neighborhoods in Worcester. We knew when we wrote it that people were gonna get all butthurt, because this is the type of humor that crawls right up the Spanky McFarlane type’s tailpipe. Here’s some of the commentary from people who are probably TONS of fun at parties:
Newsflash – we bring awareness of disgusting and vile things that everyone else notices. We pointed out last year how Vernon Hill was covered in trash for the holidays. Three days later the Department of Transportation sent a crew out there to clean it up. Our negative blogs get things done while you cry about it on the Internet. Good job Interneting today sir!!
She seems like fun!!!
Yea, it’s the fact that you don’t live in Worcester that makes you a fraud. For the rest of us we have to look at this shit every day. Sorry though. We won’t try to disturb your sheltered existence in the burbs with our pictures of reality.
Yes, Worcester does have nice areas. I’m sure a blog about clean sidewalks and freshly manicured lawns would get a lot of people’s attention.
Newsflash – scumbags have to live somewhere. Any attempt to improve Main South is in vain. The plan for decent, hard working people who live there is to work hard and move out of there. That’s how social mobility works in America, and it’s one of the reasons America is so awesome. We have freedom and choice, and we are not stuck in a caste system for eternity.
Of course. Now it’s Turtleboy’s job to make people feel special. Naturally. You’re right though – the decent people probably don’t wanna live there because they see the bullshit on a daily basis and know they can’t change it. They are ignored by politicians because people like Joe Petty would rather throw a fundraiser in West Tatnuck then ever spend a day in the hood, and thus their situation never improves. But the scumbags LOVE it. You think the guys hanging out at Tedeschis all day have any intention of ever leaving Main South? LOL. Why would they? Life is great!!
The bottom line is that Turtleboy is hear to spread two things – awareness and Christmas joy. Maybe city leaders will be so embarrassed now that they’ll do something to clean this shit up. But in the mean time there are thousands out there reading this right now whose day got just a little brighter because they realized other people are thinking the same exact thing they are as they drive home from work.
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