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One of our main missions at Turtleboy Sports is to expose Facebook. They’re a lying fraudulent group of hipsters running an unregulated monopoly and they get away with it because they financially support the right politicians. On March 12 Facebook executive Monika Bickert made this ridiculous claim that over one million reported Facebook posts are personally reviewed by a real person at Facebook headquarters on a daily basis:

Bickert told CNNMoney that Facebook prioritizes the review of posts inciting physical harm — but all reports of violations are reviewed by trained Facebook employees. She said she often gets asked why the company doesn’t have its “world-class engineers” tackle hate speech “proactively and perfectly.”

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We keep bringing up this quote because it’s obviously a lie. For more proof read this, this, and this. Or just talk to Bernie Sanders about his Facebook page being shut down after Hillary supporters mass reported it for pornography. All of these prove one overlying, undeniable point – no one at Facebook is paid to review reported posts. A machine does everything when it comes to all reported posts.

She told this lie to a group of investors which makes it a crime. Facebook commits serious crimes and gets away with it and we won’t rest until they are held accountable for these lies. So please continue to send us proof that she is lying when she says that all Facebook posts are reviewed by trained Facebook employees. Here’s today’s example:

Ok so here is how bullshit Facebook is when you get reported and are asked to confirm your identity. They asked me to confirm my identity by sending in a picture of myself. I sent in a picture that states that Facebook needs an eat a dick button and can you believe *poof* just like that this was acceptable to Facebook that this confirmed my identity and I get a response from a “Jesse” apologizing to me about this!!! This is how fake and phony this part of Facebook is.

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HAHAHHAHAHAH!!! Jesse!!!! Glad to see he’s still alive and working in science and technology.

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They’ve named their robots now!!! What a bunch of lying sacks of shit Monika Bickert and Mark Zuckerberg are. Newsflash – there is no Jesse. Because Jesse would require a salary and benefits and there’s no way Monika Bickert is cutting into her profits. I don’t even mind the corporate greed aspect of it. It’s the lying that I can’t stand. Don’t tell me that a trained Facebook engineer reviews this shit and then accept this as an ID:

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Just admit it Monika – human beings do not review reports. All we want is the truth. Because every day your lies become more and more ridiculous. Say hit to Jesse for me…….BITCH!!!

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4 Comment(s)
  • Mark Donlon
    May 3, 2016 at 8:29 am

    Then don’t use Facebook you little baby. Oh yeah, your viewers drops by 80% without it. Admit it, you’re a Facebook whore.

  • John Wick
    May 3, 2016 at 7:51 am

    Can’t wait until Facebook goes the way of MySpace… Seriously so tired of social media being EVERYWHERE.

    • FiestyLawyerLady
      May 3, 2016 at 12:51 pm

      Don’t you dare! How else do I get to play wsop and candy crush?

  • wabbitt
    May 3, 2016 at 3:18 am

    We don’t need a criminal lawyer, we need a CRIMINAL lawyer!

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