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    Facebook Unpublished Our Already Unpublished Page Because A Christmas Tree Profile Picture Violates Their Community Standards

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    The Turtleboy Sports Facebook page, the Lost Boys of Turtle, AND the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter have been unpublished. While we fight to get them back please make sure to like and follow the Turtleboy Refugees Page page by clicking on the image above, as well as our other backup pages the Turtleboy Sports Safe Space, and Turtleboy Smiles And Sunshine.

     

     

     

     

     

     

    Four days ago the Turtleboy Sports Fallout Shelter, which had 25,000 followers, was unpublished because of this:

    Well apparently Facebook really, really hates Christmas, because we just got this taken down a couple hours ago:

    A profile picture of a Christmas Tree “doesn’t follow our community standards.” On the day after Christmas.

    Oh, and here’s the best part – that page was unpublished four days ago. It literally didn’t even exist as far as the readers are concerned. That means someone reported that picture for violating the community standards at least 5 days ago, and it finally caught up with the Facebook robots, who determined that their complaint is legitimate.

    Oh wait, I’m sorry – human beings review every reported incident according to Facebook executive Monika Bickert:

    Bickert told CNNMoney that Facebook prioritizes the review of posts inciting physical harm — but all reports of violations are reviewed by trained Facebook employees. She said she often gets asked why the company doesn’t have its “world-class engineers” tackle hate speech “proactively and perfectly.”

    Feel free to voice your concerns about the job their “world class engineers” are doing taking down Christmas trees on her wide open Facebook page.

    The only people who could see the page while it was unpublished were admins, since we “appealed” it by pressing a button:

    But since NO ONE WORKS AT FACEBOOK, no one actually read the “appeal,” which involved us pressing a button and not being able to explain that this was obviously a mistake on their part. Now that page is just gone completely.

    Here’s my question – where the hell is the conservative media on this one? Where are you frauds?? You people LIVE for this shit. A liberal owned social media website that donates heavily to Hillary Clinton is banning small business owners because we celebrate Christmas. In America. And we haven’t heard a fucking WORD from any of them. Tucker Carlson? Sean Hannitty? Ben Shapiro? Not interested?

    Here’s another question – where the hell are liberal politicians? Facebook should be the face of big, gigantic, all powerful, greedy, evil corporations. Mark Zuckerberg is worth $37 billion!!! His company has completely gotten rid of any of competition. They OWN Instagram. They are so powerful that congress believes they were used to control the outcome of the Presidential election. They own a monopoly that EVERYONE uses, so much so that it’s essentially become a public utility. And yet somehow they are allowed to get away with hiring no employees in order to increase their profit margins. Only 16,000 people work for a website with 1.86 billion users. That’s an insane statistic. Meanwhile regular, working class people are the ones who suffer because there is no one to call when Facebook takes down our pages without cause.

    Why? Because this is COO Sheryl Sandberg:

    Throwing cash at Hillary Clinton and other “democrats” who claim to care so much about working class people. Facebook has it all figured out – support democrats because they’re the party that’s more likely to regulate you.

    Here is Sheryl Sandberg’s wide open Facebook page. Feel free to let her know what her billion dollar company is doing to small businesses.

    Anyway, we will fight this and we will win. I’d be lying if I said it wasn’t hurting us. Of course it is. We’ve lost about half of our daily page views, and thus our daily revenue. That’s huge man. The best way turtle riders can help in the meantime is just by buying something from our online store by clicking hereWe could also go PBS on this bitch and ask for donations, but it’s really not our style. Either way we need to adjust because Turtleboy Jr. can’t survive on gruel and porridge for too much longer.

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    1. ?


      Which wog in the fog is running the content management at Farcebook now? Tut, tut, tut for that pathetic site for doing this. There’s a reason why I want nothing to do with it. I can say Merry Christmas/Boxing Day to everyone here, and not have anyone take offence.

    2. Uncle Randy


      You should just make an app so we don’t have to see all these posts about you bitching about Facebook. It’s super embarrassing and I don’t even want to recommend people to TBS because of this cringy bullshit.

      1. Tired


        Don’t hold your breath for an app – TBS has made so many enemies the second it’s listed on any App Store it will be bombed with one star reviews/reported and delisted. I seriously hope these guys are smart enough to save their money – no one outside of the ‘hardcore’ TBS fans will install it.

        At least when they lose their shirt in the lawsuit they can blame the lawyers – if they lose all their money on an app they have no one else to blame but themselves.

    3. Sarcastiball


      Wait..your telling me no one works at facebook!?! . Holy shit, first I’ve heard of it….tell me more! And keep the super hot scoops coming!!!

    4. Here’s the next GoFundMe scam of the day...


      …right here at TBS!

    5. The Rant Queen


      Of course you fuckheads are bitching about TBS posting about FB, you idiots arent being hurt by FB, it doesn’t affect your income, or survival. Of course you’re sick of hearing about it! God forbid they use their website to vent and keep their LOYAL readers updated. What a bunch of wimps, amirite?

      How ’bout you all just stfu and deal with it? Or dont…just click on the page so they can at least get some traffic and be on your way. You want “Real news” from TBS-because no one else does it like it TBS- but you expect them to let others walk all over them, so they can cater to ppl like you assholes, who cant deal with a few posts, not relating to drug addicts or ghetto fights?

      Get over yourselves, this is important, go gargle some horseradish.

      1. Tired


        News Flash – TBS rarely does *real news*. “Oh, we broke the MSP story!!” – no, you made a baseless accusation against the Worc. DA and the networks swooped in and did the heavy lifting for you. How many interviews did TBS do with MSP representatives? None. You got a lucky hit between all the low class entertainment you spew out. After the lucky break, all TBS did was report other outlets work. *tiny clap*

        Now TBS is in serious danger – losing revenue from their seriously flawed business ‘plan’ (did you even consider what would happen if FB didn’t host you?). “Our readership is up 10%!” – lol, sure some people have been driven to the website because of the FB closures, but that ‘jump’ is probably due to the amount of people that have to reload your shitty ad heavy page on mobile platforms because it constantly redirects. Like some of us don’t know these tricks. Advertisers will catch on too… you guys better pray these anti-TBS trolls don’t start alerting your clients to the losses. How much lower can you cut your ad rates?

        1. Shark Tank Isn't Returning Your Calls


          Yet here you are – some poseur troll that thinks he’s got TBS all figured out. Lol.

          Why don’t you join your brethren in the herd that are circling the drain because they’ve embraced the same sort of simpleton, delusional analysis you’ve offered here?

          As for praying, we’ll leave that to you useful idiots that spend your lives on your knees – servicing your masters. Maybe over the next seven years you can evolve to stand erect.

          1. TB is a joke


            So – how long you think these dipsh*ts can hold out? Damn straight we are coming here, leaving whatever kind of comments we want to… will ad-blockers fully engaged so they can’t even generate revenue from the ad views (of course you would have to, like, actually understand how the Internet works to get that).

            I’m really curious, given that TBS published instructions for false reporting FB posts (search: Sharinna Travieso) – this directly violates FB’s TOS – how FB’s lawyers are not gonna have a field day with that? Gonna be kinda hard to defend the fact that TBS broke the ‘contract’ first…

        2. Screw PC


          “that ‘jump’ is probably due to the amount of people that have to reload your page…”

          No, the “jump” is from the cum-catching desperate housemoms and ratchet fucksticks who come on here to gloat about some misconceived “victory” while making readership skyrocket. The irony is almost as big as your collective butter-fed gunts.

          The Turtle owns your fat fried chicken asses, and you’re too stupid to know you’re all part of the plan that is working perfectly.

          Don’t believe us. Just resume sucking loudly for our entertainment. Ha ha ha.

          P.S. After Didi Cheesehog lands in federal prison for tax evasion after her upcoming audit, the Turtle Army is going to send her a “The Help”-style pie. The honkeys who are not moonbat-apologist-white-female want to return the love to that fat stench of an abortion.

          1. TB is a joke


            Whew… angry much? You are right on one point – this is entertaining as hell. Nothing like watching a slow motion car crash… “all according to plan” – thanks for the lulz, enjoy the bankruptcy. Tell me, given that the TBS business plan depends on FB for revenue – you guys gonna survive 2 or 3 years of diminished revenue while this drags on in court? See –
            FB only has to delay, delay, delay. Ride your ass right out. Of course you don’t care – the TBS ‘ride or die’ posse will be gone, scattered like dust. You got no skin in the game, son.

    6. DFJDIU


      WHY DONT YOU GET RID OF THE FUCKING PORN LINKS ON HERE DUMB BITCH. CANT LOSE THE EXTRA MONEY YOUR BROKE TRASHY ASS NEEDS LOL

      1. Screw PC


        Why don’t you knock off the caps lock, get a GED, do some laundry, get a fucking job, and quit sucking off the welfare teat, you grundle sucking savage.

    7. Amen fight the unjust


      Facebook Supports Segregation of thought and censorship, fight the power.

    8. Tired


      You guys do understand FB has a large employment presence in MA, right? As in they employ several hundred people and are expanding? Have you ever actually done *any* research into your claims, or is this just another bullsh*t line you like to shill out?

      The FB presence in MA is responsible for much of the software and engineering responsible for the reporting and suspension systems FB uses – did you even bother to look into it? Obviously not…

      It’s ok – I’m sure your app will solve all the problems, right? When’s that release date again?

      1. Mirror Mirror


        Dude – we all wish you’d get “Tired” of your butthurt, jealous comments and you clearing your cookies to upvote your own posts. Is your irrelevance that painful to your inflated ego? Did your xBox subscription expire or something? Did DONE kick you out of the group? Tell us where TBS touched you.

    9. Fiesty Lawyer Lady


      The key to helping TB is buying some of his kick ass swag. I’ve got mine.

      Who doesn’t want to be cool wearing a bright green TB hoodie?

      1. TB is a joke


        Ugh – you know the place is in trouble when one of the worst TBS bloggers is shilling for their merch…

        1. Retahd.


          She hasn’t written in a blog since May, what rock are you living under?

    10. Anon


      I wish you would accept donations. I don’t need anymore hoodies but I would like to support the work you do.

    11. Didi


      It’s obvious that TBS owes me reparations for winning the Internet battle. Pay up, bitches.

    12. Finn


      I reported Jennifer Montgomery (Haverhill scumbag who “forgot” Christmas was days away) to Facebook because she was continually posting pictures and VIDEOS of dogs being tortured for shock value. Facebook wrote back and thanked me (how lovely), but felt that she didn’t do anything wrong. They suggested that I block her or unfriend her (as if). The mental patients are truly running the asylum.

    13. Jack Mehoff


      You sucked Zuckerberg’s cock to get revenue by having a Facebook page in the first place and now you bitch when he makes you swallow? Live the life you chose, dumb ass. Anybody stupid enough to base their business on Facebook deserves all the trouble the asswipes that work for them can rain down on you.

      Bye bye floater.

      1. Screw PC


        Look at the expert cock sucker telling others how to suck cock.

        Shit, you sound so good at sucking cock, you’d put the she-Democrats out of business. Then again, liberal bros like to gorf pole more than the stanky armpit hair female liberals.

        Anyway, keep coming back and commenting. The irony of increasing Turtle readership is lost on you.

        Bye bye , cunt. See you soon. And thanks.

      2. ?


        this isn’t the same Jack who wrote for tbs is it?

    14. pro trump


      facebook allows pro-black blogs but not pro-white like TB fight back we’re with you

      1. Screw PC


        Liberals are the root of all problems in America. They enable freeloaders, coddle criminals, boost crime, are anti-law enforcement, and propagate drug epidemics.

        They are as useful to America as herpes, and they should all be humiliated and persecuted at every available opportunity.

    15. A Fly on the Wall


      Looks like someone’s winning the whack-a-turtle game on facebook.

      Can’t wait to see the TB v Facebook lawsuit. Too bad it will never happen.

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