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Failed Male Model Beats Trucker With Baseball Bat And Friends And Family Defend Him Magnificently On Facebook

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Hartford CourantA local man who allegedly assaulted a Coca-Cola truck driver with a bat in June has been arrested, Deputy Chief Gary Collins said Wednesday. Alex Lindinger, 22, of 147 Sheridan Road, was charged with second-degree assault, conspiracy to commit second-degree assault, second-degree breach of peace and carrying a dangerous weapon, Collins said. Lindinger turned himself in Tuesday afternoon, Collins said. On June 6, police received multiple 911 calls about a disturbance on Moody Road by North Maple Street, Collin said. One caller said there were two assailants, one armed with a bat or club. Responding officers did not see either the Coca-Cola truck driver or the two assailants when they arrived. A few minutes later, dispatchers received another call saying the truck driver was stopped on Print Shop Road.

The driver told police that while he was stopped at a red light at the Moody Road and Elm Street intersection, “out of nowhere” a man climbed up on the truck and punched him in the head through the open window, then jumped down off the truck, Collins said. The truck driver left, heading east on Moody Road toward North Maple Street. The driver of the car passed the truck on the left and stopped his car in front of the truck driver, blocking the truck. The truck driver said he got out of his truck to confront from the man when he was assaulted with a club or baseball bat, Collins said. The truck driver said he didn’t know either of the two men. Police and EMS said the truck driver had some head injuries, including a few lacerations. He was taken to Baystate Medical Center. Collins on Wednesday did not have an update on the truck driver’s condition.


Connecticut’s finest right there. Alex Lindinger has a fun Google history. Like that time he was charged last year with assault, reckless endangerment, disorderly conduct, and criminal mischief (the worst kind of mischief).


Or that other time he got a whole bunch of other charges for trying to beat up his Dad with a metal pipe:

A Green Manorville man was arrested Sunday morning after he chased his father with a metal pipe in a family altercation, police said. The man, Alex Lindinger, 19, of 147 Sheridan Road, was charged with second-degree breach of peace, second-degree threatening, disorderly conduct, two counts of second-degree reckless endangerment, and carrying a dangerous weapon. Lindinger was arrested around 11 a.m. on Sunday after police were called to an ongoing family violence crime, according to Police Chief Carl Sferrazza. Sferrazza said Lindinger fled the scene on a bicycle, but police tracked him down and caught him shortly afterward on Green Manor Road. Lindinger “woke up angry” for an unknown reason and started a fight with his family, the chief said. At one point, Lindinger was chasing his father with a metal pipe, according to Sferrazza, who said no one was injured in the fight.

Don’t you hate it when you wake up in a bad mood and you start chasing your old man around with a pipe? It’s the worst. Luckily Alex Lindinger has got a modeling career to fall back on. His Explore Talent account is amazing:


What modeling agency isn’t looking for a 5’4″ 108 pound male model with a broken shift button? He’s right though, you’ll never know what to expect from him. Although if he expects to ever get any gigs he might want to submit a different profile picture:


Unless there’s a market for local muffs who took seven years to graduate from high school.  Oh well, probably still better than his various other phases, such as his Mall Rats phase


The man bun phase


And the hardo phase


I think we can all agree that this guy is an epic dooshnozzle, right? Oh wait, I forgot it’s the Internet. And as usual the prize patrol showed up to defend this winner.


Yea, maybe this truck driver was an asshole. That would definitely justify getting out of your car and beating him with a baseball bat in broad daylight.


The “we all make mistakes so no one else can judge” is my favorite excuse for assholes. Never gets old. Because beating truck drivers with a baseball bat is “just part of growing up.” Lots of people go through a baseball bat phase at the age of 23.


Another strong point from the latest final cut from Teen Mom. No on is perfect. We all make mistakes, and all of those mistakes are equal. Some of us have overdue library books we haven’t paid the fines on!! Others have beat truckers with baseball bats. These things are the same, therefore we are no better than this career violent criminal.


Slander?? Sounds like another Internet lawsuit!!!



Oh good, he reproduced!!! Well, that’s just swell. As long as he buys your son Christmas presents and some new Jordan’s that’s all that’s required of being a good dad. And don’t you dare try to put her sperm donor’s name in the trash!! Oh wait, it wasn’t you or I that did that. It was Google.


Oh well, as long as she says he’s a good man, that’s all that matters.


Yes, lots of things could’ve happened that would’ve justified beating a trucker with a bat in broad daylight. Definitely. Especially when you factor in the eye witness account of the event:


Of course our girl Deannah was comforted by other women in similar situations:


Yea, I’m sure “Tyler” is also a choir boy boy who was unjustly crucified by the Internet court of appeals.


Yea, no one would ever get out of their car and attack a truck driver in a fit of rage. Especially a failed male model who has previously been arrested for chasing his Dad around with a metal bar.


Yea, remember that time he defended a girl from getting beat up? He gets a free “beat the shit out of a trucker with bat” mulligan for that one. Plus, maybe the truck driver was asking for it. Shaina would’ve done the same thing, therefore it’s OK.



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13 Comment(s)
  • anonon
    October 11, 2016 at 8:59 pm

    Deannah Omary … once again, always a “fiance” in these stories.

  • Wwy
    October 11, 2016 at 5:17 pm

    Love it you all sound sorry for being dumb it’s o.k.

  • Turd Burglestein
    October 11, 2016 at 2:36 pm

    I hear male models do very well in prison. Especially ones that are borderline midget in size. Big Bubba needs a new spinner.

  • JoeMomma
    October 11, 2016 at 1:16 pm

    If he’s a male model I must be George Clooney’s identical twin.

  • Wabbitt
    October 11, 2016 at 11:38 am

    Dude has a Napoleon complex a mile long. Five four? Jesus – my ex-girlfriend was taller than that.

  • Sloppy Party Bottom
    October 11, 2016 at 10:56 am

    5’4″, 108 lbs…. Yeah… he’ll be holding some dudes inside out pocket on day 1.

  • Mike
    October 11, 2016 at 8:42 am

    They were driving a Jetta. No more explanation needed. This proves they are assholes

  • Independent Thinker
    October 11, 2016 at 6:58 am

    Too bad the trucker wasn’t armed. This hood rat needs to realize that a lot of truckers are armed, and that one of these days, he is going to assault the wrong truckers.

    Perfect candidate for the death penalty.

  • Wwy
    October 11, 2016 at 1:10 am

    Bill Clinton would rape him/her,where’s the wabbit who rides the bus all that defending a rapist is what liberal/communists do I educated you,your welcome. I still think Americans are dumb enough to vote for the cumdumpster party. Hitler liberated Germany from the treaty of Versailles and created Israel. Liberals cannot liberate a free country. I know common sense.

    • Idiocracy
      October 11, 2016 at 5:35 am

      I don’t have enough breadcrumbs to leave a trail to find my way back from reading THAT comment. 🙂

      It’s all entertainment at this point.

      • Wabbitt
        October 11, 2016 at 11:35 am

        I’ve given up trying to figure out what the fuck he’s rambling about at this point.

        • GFY
          October 11, 2016 at 1:49 pm

          Blah blah blah, fuck the Jews!

          I think that sums up his posts nicely. He’s Erich a moron

    • Wwy
      October 11, 2016 at 3:24 pm

      In addition South America should invade North America because California and Alabama started Israel and Adolph Hitler invented the Volkswagen Beetle which made oil expensive for the French. I know common sense. China’s President Xi Jinping got his name because someone in his kitchen dropped a pan and it made a Xi Jinping loud noise so he took that name and then bombed Florida and then Spencer, Massachusetts. I know common sense.

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