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Failed Uber Driver Spawn Jeremy And Pornhub Wife Debbie Does Calories Start $12K For New Car After He Crashes And Says Insurance Won’t Pay For It

Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Stoughton.

OK, so Joseph Darosa is a Lyft and Uber driver and his wife is “building her own business.” We’ll revisit the latter in a moment. But he needs $12K because like an idiot he totaled his car, but even though he has “full coverage” insurance won’t cover it because he didn’t own the car long enough? I’m not an insurance expert, maybe that’s a thing, but it sounds odd for sure. More remarkable is how he claims he owes $4,000 for the accident, which was obviously his fault, but he’s asking for $12K.

Meanwhile, his wife Nichole with an H got “extremely sick,” was in bed for 4-5 weeks, leaving her unable to work on her “brand and business” and they were behind on their bills already. They blew all their savings on their five crotch fruits for Christmas, because God forbid they just stop reproducing.

And what is her business you ask? Well, they call her Princess Gemini, and she makes money by getting people to pay to subscribe to her Pornhub channel. (Warning, you will need a saltwater bath after clicking on that link)

She basically runs a porno patreon for special services.

For only $30 a month you can get a discount on “parties and events” and get entered to win a fan appearance with Debbie Does Calories herself.

And you get special access to watch her slobber down Joey’s weapon of ass destruction. Who wouldn’t wanna fork over a dollar to day to see that?

Stay thirsty girl!

In case you were wondering, she IS available for paid content along with fan and club appearances while she’s “touring” New York and Boston.

Anyone? Anyone???!!!

Although, why pay when you can just go to her Facebook page and watch Uncle Reamus give her the clam hammer in their bedroom, which obviously hasn’t been cleaned from that month and a half she was too sick to leave the house.

In case you were wondering, she is available in Providence for the “Slaves and Sluts Valentine’s” party in Providence.

I know someone who will be there……

Hopefully it goes better than last month’s slaves and sluts show.

She evidently was supposed to go to Vegas to be in a “BBW awards show,” which seems to be an all you can eat buffet with noodz.

Somehow this is allowed to stay up on Facebook but we’ve had 38 pages taken down in the last year.

Makes sense. And yes, that is indeed a tattoo of Batman railing cat woman on her left cheek. Bonus points if you land your baby batter on the Joker.

Keep in mind, these two are sharing this content on their real Facebook pages, which also contain pictures of all their children and his insightful political commentary.

I know when I got to my parent’s Facebook page I like to read updates about whether or not the girth of my Dad’s cervix scraper is making my mother happy.

Perfectly normal.

Too bad, because things were really picking up for him as an Uber driver.

Even though the tips were shitty.

Shockingly Spawn Jeremy doesn’t like the cops very much.

Because he likes to run red lights and doesn’t like being ticketed for it.

I for one cannot believe he got in a car accident and now wants people to pay for the damages he caused because insurance allegedly won’t pay for it. It’s not like he runs red lights or anything.

Here’s the best part. While wading through his pictures I noticed something he posted in July of 2017.

Yes, that’s the cohost of the Turtleboy Live show – Bret “the killer” Killoran. Evidently Fister Mantastic posted on the Brockton Hub that his dog got on the loose and was killed, and of course they were looking for a handout. Bret blamed him and he disagreed.

“Easton families are going out of there way to help us. We don’t need Brockton scum.”

I mean, she’s not lying. If you go looking for sympathy and handouts in the Brockton Hub because you didn’t take proper care of your pet, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I do have a solution for their GFM problem though – get real jobs. Being a plus sized salami swallower with a Pornhub account isn’t a “business.” It’s just you trying to get paid for taking your hubbies jurrasic pork and putting it on the Internet. Also, Uber is not a job, and if you have a tendency to crash into shit without insurance and blow through red lights, then you shouldn’t be an Uber driver to begin with.



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36 Comment(s)
  • fuck you!
    October 25, 2020 at 10:12 pm

    hey shit dicks <33 im one of their kids and i dont fucking appreciate you shitting on my PARENTS and fat shaming + slut shaming my mom you sick fucks. i can confirm that my mom was super sick around the time this happened so no need for the " :)) i hope you stupid pieces of shits get tthe shit you deserve. you are so fucking rude and you deserve to get punched in the gut. pieces of shit <333 and who cares if my dad hates the cops, fuck the cops! they suck pig shit. stupif assholes, theyre a lot like you all! stupid and shitty. have a terrible night :3c

  • Mike
    April 5, 2019 at 4:12 am

    she’s a whore I fucked her too

  • gina
    February 9, 2019 at 12:40 pm

    Why the hell did u waste any space on this? So what she sells porn? You asswipes with dicks are the ones who buy it..if there wasn’t a market she couldn’t sell it…why you slut shaming her? she’s not hurting anyone or doing anything illegal. As far as the GFM..you can sit there all day and go thru pages after pages of them and find ones as bad or worse than their request. If you don’t wanna contribute you don’t have to….but to post all their personal shit publicly and humiliate the, when they aren’t hurting anyone is bullshit I think. You only wrote this because f the pictures,,you figured it was salacious and would be good clickbait…I usually love the turtle but you fucked up with this one…

  • bob
    February 2, 2019 at 10:33 am

    My eyes, my eyes,and I will NEVER get that view out of my head. Make it go away! The carnival music is coming back…..Oh NO! After looking at this article I am convinced there is NO HOPE FOR HUMANITY.

  • mizzbigbooty92688
    Lost cause
    February 1, 2019 at 7:37 pm

    She’s a cock eyed, bootleg hooker with down syndrome. Whoever pays for that must get so pissed when they see the real her live or their EXTREMELY desperate. What is this world coming to? And your poor children have to have you shit bags as parents. I pray somebody vamos dcf in you before your children follow your disgusting habits.

  • Thor the hammer
    February 1, 2019 at 2:56 pm

    Shes an ex backpage hooker.moved up i see

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 1, 2019 at 2:14 pm

    Smelly ass worn out ball of fucking lard with a pussy you could fit a fucking watermelon into

  • Uncle Corn Cob
    February 1, 2019 at 9:34 am

    Love turtleboy but not a fan of slut shaming

  • Enigma
    February 1, 2019 at 9:01 am

    Lol and he takes a picture of his ticket while he is driving that needle had to be around 40 mph .

  • Turd Reversal Lyricist
    February 1, 2019 at 12:28 am

    and I cannot lie.
    Usually stuff them and make girls cry.
    Although this one’s a definite hard pass.
    Can only imagine the stench coming off that ass.
    One good whiff of that rancid quiff and you’re gonna wish you died.

    So. Easton? Not too far from the Hall of Butt Justice. I thought it was a landfill I smelled when the wind was right but this explains a lot.

  • SMH
    January 31, 2019 at 10:47 pm

    Perfect example of what happens without community standards: Whales are allowed to embarrass their kids on PornHub.

  • whatevuh
    January 31, 2019 at 6:49 pm

    I saw them at the beach last summer, people were trying to roll her back into the water

  • Street rat
    January 31, 2019 at 6:42 pm

    There are a lot of BBW women out there..and the ones who do porn don’t do it in dirty bedrooms with opioid loaded jizz shooters. Sorry.. She’s disgusting.

  • Nasty
    January 31, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    There are big women out there who are beautiful and who do make money by making webcam porn, but I’m sorry I can’t see anyone actually giving their money away to look at this woman. And she just ensured her children will be bullied and tortured when the other kids find out just how nasty their mother is. Nasty that’s the only word that continues to come to my mind. Nasty

  • Kim Un Jong
    January 31, 2019 at 2:16 pm

    “while she’s “touring” New York and Boston.”

    I thought the circus went out of business

    • vic
      January 31, 2019 at 8:31 pm

      I guess we found what the circus elephants are doing …

  • Sulfer Powder
    January 31, 2019 at 2:10 pm

    Insurace wont pay because he was using the car for business. If he had paid the extra insurance because of that there wouldn’t be an issue..so….. He’s out the money… But that wife of his will make that 4 grand back in no time. Won’t she? I think maybe? Well, maybe not….

    • MHA Maitre Di
      January 31, 2019 at 2:18 pm

      He was probably too stupid to realize the business insurance thing. Also if you lease a car no Uber or Lyft for you!

  • Reader Poll
    January 31, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Which would you prefer, a stuck up 10 that barely ever has sex and gives dry toothy bjs or a 5 that does everything A to Z and does it well?

    • Discerning Gentleman
      January 31, 2019 at 3:08 pm

      Give me the five. The need for sexual satisfaction trumps the need for social status.

    • Dick LaBone
      January 31, 2019 at 3:11 pm

      The five for sure…

      • Linda
        January 31, 2019 at 6:14 pm

        Yeah but that hose beast isn’t a 5. She’s a -6. Disgusting slob.

    • gina
      February 9, 2019 at 12:48 pm

      They said theydidnt have gap insuance…but maybe it was because f theusing for work thing..I dont know..

  • Richyrich
    January 31, 2019 at 1:48 pm

    I smell BS on the insurance story. On the whole BBW Porhhub thing, there’s obviously a market out there so she’s being entrepreneurial. Can’t fault her for that, although her kids are gonna get the kind of shit in school that I didn’t even have to think about in 1973. I knew a guy that was making a boatload off the porn biz he and his wife made making videos, they stopped mostly because they were worried about their sons finding out, then he spent the next decade trying to scrub their content from the internet.

  • itsjustme
    January 31, 2019 at 1:34 pm

    Why would anyone purchase a car and not get gap insurance? It isn’t even that expensive. I just purchased a brand new vehicle, (outright, not financed) and still got new car replacement on my insurance because a vehicle depreciates as soon as you drive it of the lot. It cost me whopping $52 extra a year to add it to my insurance.

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    January 31, 2019 at 1:21 pm

    christ! now i’m fucking blind too. thank god i have a speak to type feature on this laptop. i think i’m in on the house of cums party because i lost my last dog collar up so ginger heffalumps ass but i digress. 12k? can get a decent car to uber in for half that….these gfms just get more outrageous by the day

  • MrSmiley
    January 31, 2019 at 1:16 pm

    Holyyy sheeeitt bbw awards… Its almost like he’s embarassed of his wife’s “profession.” Be a big boy! My wife is a camwhore and far too useless to hold a normal person job. I’m too fucking stupid to even drive a vehicle with gps and autopay. Please give us money so I can just sit on my ass until we run out again or until she becomes a bbw superstar. Pathetic how far backwards our country has gone.

  • Saul Goodman
    January 31, 2019 at 1:10 pm

    That’s like the people on Judge Judy suing for thousands for the loss of their vehicle in an accident. She always leaves it until last to ask them if they have insurance and they always say “yes, but not that day. There was a gap.” Further interrogation reveals the gap is like ever since they bought the car. Then the hammer comes down when Judy tells them they can’t legally drive a car without insurance and dismissed their “case”.

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 31, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Whoa! Pig Bitch! Giant Pig Bitch! Oink watch me get boned! Oink Oink! Pay to play!!! Oink!

    • Gina
      March 20, 2021 at 4:06 pm

      You are fucking nasty

    • Gina
      March 20, 2021 at 4:06 pm

      You are fucking nasty go jump
      Off a bridge

  • John Q Public
    January 31, 2019 at 12:52 pm

    Looking at that collection of human waste they don’t need a car. They need a fucking cattle truck…

  • Big Wick
    January 31, 2019 at 12:42 pm

    “Make me a sluty Hotwife.” Like, showing us a doodie from yer patootie? Gawd, I loves me some Pornhub. Princess_Gemini, huh? Yeah, she’s the size of twins. Excuse me while I run to make a donation to my porcelain god Ralph. Looks like she’s forcing her diet on her feminine spawn. Ain’t that child abuse?

  • Equalibriam
    January 31, 2019 at 12:35 pm

    Not defending anyone, but yes, “gap” losses are a thing. They offer Gap Insurance upon purchasing a vehicle for instances just like this.

    • Y
      January 31, 2019 at 12:37 pm

      She needs to sterilize her gaping gap.

  • We're Fucked
    January 31, 2019 at 12:33 pm

    We’re definitely fucked.

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