Here’s your GoFundMe scam of the day out of Stoughton.

OK, so Joseph Darosa is a Lyft and Uber driver and his wife is “building her own business.” We’ll revisit the latter in a moment. But he needs $12K because like an idiot he totaled his car, but even though he has “full coverage” insurance won’t cover it because he didn’t own the car long enough? I’m not an insurance expert, maybe that’s a thing, but it sounds odd for sure. More remarkable is how he claims he owes $4,000 for the accident, which was obviously his fault, but he’s asking for $12K.

Meanwhile, his wife Nichole with an H got “extremely sick,” was in bed for 4-5 weeks, leaving her unable to work on her “brand and business” and they were behind on their bills already. They blew all their savings on their five crotch fruits for Christmas, because God forbid they just stop reproducing.

And what is her business you ask? Well, they call her Princess Gemini, and she makes money by getting people to pay to subscribe to her Pornhub channel. (Warning, you will need a saltwater bath after clicking on that link)

She basically runs a porno patreon for special services.

For only $30 a month you can get a discount on “parties and events” and get entered to win a fan appearance with Debbie Does Calories herself.

And you get special access to watch her slobber down Joey’s weapon of ass destruction. Who wouldn’t wanna fork over a dollar to day to see that?

Stay thirsty girl!

In case you were wondering, she IS available for paid content along with fan and club appearances while she’s “touring” New York and Boston.

Anyone? Anyone???!!!

Although, why pay when you can just go to her Facebook page and watch Uncle Reamus give her the clam hammer in their bedroom, which obviously hasn’t been cleaned from that month and a half she was too sick to leave the house.

In case you were wondering, she is available in Providence for the “Slaves and Sluts Valentine’s” party in Providence.

I know someone who will be there……

Hopefully it goes better than last month’s slaves and sluts show.

She evidently was supposed to go to Vegas to be in a “BBW awards show,” which seems to be an all you can eat buffet with noodz.

Somehow this is allowed to stay up on Facebook but we’ve had 38 pages taken down in the last year.

Makes sense. And yes, that is indeed a tattoo of Batman railing cat woman on her left cheek. Bonus points if you land your baby batter on the Joker.

Keep in mind, these two are sharing this content on their real Facebook pages, which also contain pictures of all their children and his insightful political commentary.

I know when I got to my parent’s Facebook page I like to read updates about whether or not the girth of my Dad’s cervix scraper is making my mother happy.

Perfectly normal.

Too bad, because things were really picking up for him as an Uber driver.

Even though the tips were shitty.

Shockingly Spawn Jeremy doesn’t like the cops very much.

Because he likes to run red lights and doesn’t like being ticketed for it.

I for one cannot believe he got in a car accident and now wants people to pay for the damages he caused because insurance allegedly won’t pay for it. It’s not like he runs red lights or anything.

Here’s the best part. While wading through his pictures I noticed something he posted in July of 2017.

Yes, that’s the cohost of the Turtleboy Live show – Bret “the killer” Killoran. Evidently Fister Mantastic posted on the Brockton Hub that his dog got on the loose and was killed, and of course they were looking for a handout. Bret blamed him and he disagreed.

“Easton families are going out of there way to help us. We don’t need Brockton scum.”

I mean, she’s not lying. If you go looking for sympathy and handouts in the Brockton Hub because you didn’t take proper care of your pet, you’re gonna have a bad time.

I do have a solution for their GFM problem though – get real jobs. Being a plus sized salami swallower with a Pornhub account isn’t a “business.” It’s just you trying to get paid for taking your hubbies jurrasic pork and putting it on the Internet. Also, Uber is not a job, and if you have a tendency to crash into shit without insurance and blow through red lights, then you shouldn’t be an Uber driver to begin with.

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