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Failure Swift Films And Harasses Her Pet Husband Metro While He’s Trying To Watch TV, He Calls Her Out For Stealing All His Money And Her Plot To Dump Him And Take The House

 

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Back in February WMTG did a blog on Failure Swift, an unhinged lunatic who caused a scene at Kent Hospital in Warwick and refused to leave after nurses called her our for not really being sick.

She’s also been trying out for American Idol for several years now:

And posts her pyramid schemes on Facebook all day, everyday .

Then there was the fraudulent GoFundMe’s for her imagined diseases as well.

By her side and filming the whole thing was her loving husband/pet Metro. Yes, his name is literally Metro.

Pray for Metro.

You would think that participating in her charades and being such a loyal husband would get him some cred with the ol’ ball and chain. But evidently all is not well in the Failure Swift household, because she recorded a must see video from her bedroom in which poor Metro is trying to watch TV in bed but is rudely interrupted by the psychopath who shares the bed with him. She then posted the video to Facebook, even though Metro calls her out for stealing all their money and trying to take his house from him. Watch:

Pray for Metro.

Here’s how that conversation went if you didn’t watch the video:

Metro: “It’s not blaring Katherine!”

Failure Swift: “I had multiple grand mal seizures last night, and you refused to take me to my show, yet you’re still up, and you don’t help me in, and I’m supposed to be all happy. While I’m in pain, after I just had multiple seizures. And you’re just laying in bed watching your show.”

Metro: Katherine, you are mentally ill.

Failure Swift: “OK, keep abusing me. Metro, how bout go be single somewhere else.”

Metro: I know you’re going to the lawyer to try to get him to do the deed.

Failure Swift: “I’m not trying, the deed’s done.”

Metro: Katherine, I know you spent $6,000 on your his and her secrets, and fucking lied and joined Dean Grassiosi for $300.  And fucking $2,000 that you sneaked and taken my money for that other one.

Failure Swift: “Are you insane? I didn’t sneak anything of your money.”

Metro: You freaking took all my money.

Failure Swift: “All of our money is our money.”

Metro: No there’s no your money. I noticed that you have no deposits for the entire month of April. You’ve taken $800 out of the ATM. You’ve given $200 to….”

Failure Swift: “You have my bank accounts?”

Metro: I can go into your accounts, I have access.

Failure Swift: “How are you getting into my bank accounts?”

Metro: You gotta be better with your passwords.

Failure Swift: “If the bank is letting you in….”

Metro: Why are you taking my $35,000?

Failure Swift: “I’m not taking your money.”

Metro: You took my money and went and bought your stuff!!

Failure Swift: “If you have my files that came in the mail. If you took my statement I need my statement because those go in files for my business.”

Metro: There is no statement.

Failure Swift: “OK well I’ll have the lawyer to take you to court.”

Metro: I’ve seen what you spent and you’ve actually spent $2000 for that….

Failure Swift: “No I didn’t.”

Metro: YOU DID!! You paid $1995!! And you spent $765 on another thing.

Failure Swift: “OK so you either went into my account which is illegal….”

Metro: You lied to me!! You’re a fucking thief.

Failure Swift: “No, you’re not allowed to go into my mail especially for my business, because that is illegal.”

Metro: There is no mail for your business.

Failure Swift: “Yes there is! I get my statements mailed to me! You stole my statements.”

Metro: You are a fucking thief. There is no statement.

Failure Swift: “Then how did you see my bank account?”

Metro: How did I see you send a text to your lawyer saying hurry up and do this because Metro, I’m gonna leave him to take his house, I need the deed done. I’ve read all your stuff Katherine, you’re a fucking sneak.

Failure Swift: “I told you I text lawyer.”

Metro: We’re sitting here struggling to get by….

Poor, poor Metro. He just wants to watch his programs in peace and quiet.

He puts up with her insanity because he’s a nice guy, but he reached his breaking point when he wasn’t allowed to watch Star Trek. At that point it all came out. You don’t mess with a man’s network programs. He called her out on the fact that her “business” is nothing more than a pyramid scheme, and the fact that “their” money is really his money, and she takes it and spends it on her “business” which produces no sales or profits. On top of that she’s scheming behind his back with her lawyer to take the dude’s house. She literally found the biggest sucker she could, trained him to go along with her constant bullshit, squatted in his house with her crotch fruits, spent all his money, and then plotted with a lawyer to take the house from him.

Poor, poor Metro.

This is what happens when men are raised to be too nice. This is why toxic masculinity is underrated. Because without it men turn into Metro. The kids aren’t even his, and as you can see in this video, they treat him like Phil from Jackass. Meanwhile she’s started a new “company” for holistic medicine, on top of all her other “businesses,” and is still lying about voluntarily going off her chemo injections.

Blink twice if you want us to save you Metro.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • Anaymous
    June 2, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    This whole situation sickens me!! I am one of Metros younger cousins that always looked up to him. He doesn’t talk to any one in the family because this lady! His poor mother must be rolling in her grave. Metro you are better than this! You will always have your family please wake up!!

  • Cousin Kevin
    May 12, 2019 at 2:03 pm

    I just picked up Metro and took him for a ride in my new car. As of today, he is still alive and living in his house. He looks healthy but very confused. True, he hasn’t talked to his immediate family but he is just trying to make this marriage work.

  • Mr. Dental
    May 11, 2019 at 9:18 am

    No lack of gums on this mama

  • Mahky Mahk Ballbag
    May 10, 2019 at 9:35 pm

    Men need to be taught that most women are like this because we live in a society that empowers these twats. Getting involved with a woman like this is deadly, and the sad fact is that most women out there in Massachusetts are insane like this. The other sad fact is that they are awarded more rights than you. You’re better off staying single and taking security measures to prevent exposure to these twats. Warning: they are extremely convincing at first. Learn to back away! I could save your health, sanity, and bank savings. Protect yourselves!

  • thebingo
    May 10, 2019 at 2:27 pm

    that yoga pose makes me want to vomit. i bet her coon smells of failure and broccoli.

  • Sam
    May 10, 2019 at 3:14 am

    Why is it that men marry chicks like this???

  • Klancy
    May 10, 2019 at 12:33 am

    Can you say Munchausens?

  • Mrs. C
    May 9, 2019 at 11:58 pm

    This just makes life a little easier knowing I got out of a friendship with her when I did. I had a feeling everything would come unhinged and I’m usually 99% right. Never fails a fake bitch repeating what the sow. #karmaisabitch

  • Poor Metro
    May 9, 2019 at 10:56 pm

    This woman is nuts. She posted this on one of her FB accounts this week:

    Today I wanted to take some time to show my appreciation for a VERY SPECIAL teacher, I’ve been blessed to have as an adult.

    My husband Metro A. Narcisi III, the Westerly Middle School Band Director and in our home, a teacher of music and many things as he CAN BE a VERY WISE MAN VERY OFTEN When he doesn’t let life get the best of him, as we all can.

    Through it all, he does his job with grace and to the best and beyond. As he always has.

    I’m grateful and proud to be Mrs. Metro A Narcisi lll and love you with all of my heart.

    I took a few hours today to get out some of your accomplishments in teaching and display them to take pictures.

    You’ve won multiple awards. I would need our entire bedroom floor, the bed and another room to display them all. From multiple Berklee wins to citations after citations.

    When you asked me to help you clean out our home when we began dating, as you had been here for years already. All of these were in boxes and drawers. They should all be proudly displayed as I said back then.

    I saved them for you and will be putting up a Metro wall of honor now that we are finally revamping the house together.

    You have A LOT to be proud of. I know you never show your achievements, so today, I will.

    And of course, you also have my favorites the articles just saying how much you care for your students and career

    Thank you to all of my husbands students, past and present who often share memories and moments with me of the love they have for my husband as an amazing teacher.

    I added a table with pictures though of our absolute favorite achievement of yours, becoming my husband and the AMAZING father you always are.

    Yes, you on occasion can be an AMAZING husband too and I LOVE that part of you too.

    Happy National Teacher’s Appreciation day Mr. Narcisi From your favorite students and the ones who have your heart and you have our hearts too, your wife and children

    I love you my Quasi Cheese with all of my heart, to the moon and back, through it all. You make me proud with all you do in your career and shouting it out to my thousands of social media followers doesn’t even scratch the surface of how much YOU DESERVE to be appreciated today and everyday for all you do as a teacher. Both in the classroom and at home.

    I love you Yes, a lot of love Mrs.Narcisi

    #WeAreBlessed #HappyNationalTeachersAppreciationDay #NarcisiStrong #Family #ILoveMyTeacher

  • I Want Failure Swift for A Night
    May 9, 2019 at 9:09 pm

    THIS IS EPIC!!

    Her day is coming soon.

    Question is: Why do I want to fuck this bitch with the accent so badly?

    A fake name, burner phone, fake address, I wanna bop this psycho bitch!

  • The angry taint
    May 9, 2019 at 6:33 pm

    wow now that was gold jerry!…gold!

  • Berkshire girl
    May 9, 2019 at 5:21 pm

    Poor Metro should have invested in one of those creepy realistic sex dolls to drop his peen in instead. A more affordable and less mind fucking alternative than hitching his wagon on her crazy train. Just a thought.

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    May 9, 2019 at 2:38 pm

    WE HAVE NO CATS KATHERINE!!!!!!!!!

  • Simply Put
    May 9, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Katherine
    U
    N
    T

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    May 9, 2019 at 1:46 pm

    Awesome video! Poor Metro.

  • The Common Man
    May 9, 2019 at 1:23 pm

    The Common Man recognizes these behaviors. Any man that lives with her is unfortunately living with Chaos Manufacturing, Gas Lighting and Emotional manipulation on a daily basis. Metro, is probably a decent guy who looks like he contributes to society. Energy vampires like Failure Swift take everything from him, including his sanity. If he stays with her, he will ultimately turn into a mental shitbag too and it’s too bad.

    Hey Metro, if you read this, then please read this website:
    https://outofthefog.website

    Things will make much more sense after. Do yourself a favor and kick this girl to the curb. She will hit rock bottom and still won’t think it’s her fault, they never do. She’s basically an adult with the emotional IQ of a 6 year old. Things will never change, no matter how patient you are. Get out of dodge now!

  • Turtz McGurtz
    May 9, 2019 at 12:50 pm

    “toxic maculinity is underrated”
    Now that’s a TBS shirt i would buy!

  • These MF's are outta control
    May 9, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Too bad the guy didn’t see this coming a year ago. Now he’s in a no win situation. Good example proving that after marriage # 1 you do not re marry! Lesson learned

  • Natasha
    May 9, 2019 at 12:29 pm

    Should we start a Go Fund Me for poor Metro?

  • Mike F
    May 9, 2019 at 12:20 pm

    Why in the hell would any man ever get married in this day and age? Pre-nup all the way if you’re dumb enough to do it and start squirreling money away into secret accounts on day #1 because statistics show you’re definitely going to be needing in within 10 years.

  • Kali
    May 9, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    As a yoga instructor, her form in that pose makes my skin crawl.

    • Well, No Shit
      May 9, 2019 at 12:09 pm

      As a human being, her existence makes my skin crawl.

  • CrispyC
    May 9, 2019 at 12:00 pm

    Fucking A. Poor Metro… we need a legit GFM for him.

    This bitch is legit crazy. 2018 best of TB was easily her video calling out Westin Mass Tutaguh. I couldn’t stop watching it.

    • M
      May 9, 2019 at 12:21 pm

      That was the best video of her by far. I was hoping they would put that one in the article.

      • Natasha
        May 10, 2019 at 8:44 am

        Can you post the link to this video? I haven’t seen it.

  • Please Lets Save Metro
    May 9, 2019 at 11:54 am

    WTF ! I just watched this and wanted to blow my brains out. Cant imagine living with this real life nails on chalkboard cunt. Metro you poor bastard. I want to come get you and bring you to my safe place.

    • Stunt Penis
      May 9, 2019 at 12:30 pm

      All married men know this is a universal truism.

      There is “her money”
      and “our money”

      There is no “his money”.

  • M
    May 9, 2019 at 11:49 am

    Even her voice, heavily autotunned, makes my skin crawl. I like how she calls it “our money” yet she has her own bank account and he isn’t allowed to know what is in there.

  • Save Metro
    May 9, 2019 at 11:05 am

    That poor bastard just wanted to watch tv and this psycho can’t leave him alone. Metro remember next time to Never Stick Your Dick in Crazy !!!
    She is not only crazy but annoying as hell. Clearly it’s time for him to get her and her freeloading kids out of his house. I know she reads this blog too.
    You are a crazy cunt with no real purpose for being on this planet

    • CrispyC
      May 9, 2019 at 12:04 pm

      Boning a crazy chick is not the problem although you could raise issue with doing so with a mentally ill chick which this girl clearly is.

      You just don’t marry or impregnate a crazy chick and you are fine to bang away.

  • Natasha
    May 9, 2019 at 11:01 am

    This woman is so entertaining! We need a weekly check up segment on this bat shit dumpster fire.

  • Metro Fan
    May 9, 2019 at 10:50 am

    What a psycho!

  • Dick Scratcher
    May 9, 2019 at 10:47 am

    She’s back!!

    Shame the story is just too late to propel her to victory in Ratchet Madness!

    • Natasha
      May 9, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      I personally thought she was gonna go all the way. I work at Kent… if I ever see this bitch there I’m calling her out on being known as Failure Swift on Turtleboy.

      • Natasha
        May 9, 2019 at 12:30 pm

        Maybe she’ll make a video about me if i do!

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