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Fake National Grid Employee Does The Hoodbooger Hokey Pokey While Resisting Arrest In Brockton, And The Dindu Nuffin Patrol Is Screaming Police Brutality On The Hub


The Brockton Hub chapter of the dindu nuffin society was out in full force when some local chucklefuck posted a video of “police brutality” on an innocent door to door salesman.

Those poor kids from Louisiana were just trying to sell some Hebert candy bars so their band could go to Disney World. Next thing you know the racist ass cops are kicking the shit out of them for no reason. You’re allowed to resist arrest right? Criminals are supposed to get a fair chance to fight back, kind of like a ghetto duel. That’s my understanding of how law enforcement works. Poor guy was doing the hoodrat hokey pokey and they wouldn’t just let him live his best life.

Although my personal favorite was at the end when the junior mcmuffin came over and snatched up his cell phone when he thought no one was looking.

Get rid of the evidence son!

The flat brimmed mafia was out in full force defending his right to fight back against the cops.

True that Armando! I know when I get pulled over my natural reaction is to kick the cop in the balls. I mean, I try not to, but I just can’t help myself.

Roy here knows how to exercise his rights properly.

He don’t pay the cops no mind. He also looks like he doesn’t pay baby momma any child support either.

As it turns out the hokey pokey hoodbooger wasn’t from Louisiana, he was from Fall River.

He also wasn’t really a National Grid employee either:

A Fall River man who was going door-to-door supposedly trying to sell energy and posing as a National Grid employee was arrested when he struggled with officers, police said. Police received a call that three men who identified themselves as National Grid employees were knocking on doors on Farrington Street trying to sell energy Tuesday evening. Officers responded to the call about 5:47 p.m.

“An officer encountered the men who fit the description, but they initially refused to allow police to view the work ID’s they were carrying,” said police spokesman Darren Duarte. “These actions caused the investigator to become suspicious because the department has experience with people posing as energy workers to defraud residents.”

Police say one of the men, identified by police as Chevaun Walters, wouldn’t initially provide his identity to officers.

“Officers told the suspect that he would be arrested if he continued to refuse to identify himself,” Duarte said. “Walters didn’t comply and struggled with police as officers made the arrest.”

Homeboy didn’t know that Ring was a thing either, because he was caught on camera trying to open the door at one person’s house.

Lots of National Grid workers knock on your door wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. Wicked smart.



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36 Comment(s)
  • don
    June 10, 2019 at 11:17 am

    over here in my neighborhood there was two hot looking women knocking on my door working for a national grid supplier. i would not have ever opened my door if it was two dudes no matter what color. i googled the company and found out it was a real company. not a very good company, but it was real. We eventually parted ways with me saying yes i will change providers only to cancel it after they left. they should all be outlawed for going door to door unless they are hot chicks. eye candy in the middle of the day is priceless.

  • The Orkin Man Solution To The Growing Third World Creep
    June 9, 2019 at 12:58 am

    The RING doorbell needs to come with a chimp sensor and stun gun. Everytime a boon knocks on the door the RING blasts the primate with 10000 volts of electricity. Then your Rumba robot brings the trash to the curb and the trashman gets rid of the stench for you on trash day like magic.

  • z
    June 7, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Maybe Chevaun should have tried this gambit?

    Office Space Movie:
    Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

    I still watch the printer scene from that movie about once a month.

  • hartf811
    Dont knock
    June 7, 2019 at 9:58 am

    simple solution
    I live in a town with economic segregation, so you are not going to blend in.
    My development does not allow solicitation.
    I work from home.
    I have a semi-automatic handgun and 500 hours of training.
    I will shoot you.

  • We Nedd The ORKIN MAN Pronto
    June 7, 2019 at 1:47 am

    If one tenth of the so called racism that these chimps say happened actually happened then it would be a good thing because maybe the 6% of the population that comitts 60% of all violent crime would be to afraid to do so.

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 6, 2019 at 11:49 pm

    I hope this scumbag is forced into giving rusty trombones in his jail cell

    • Ungawah
      June 7, 2019 at 6:24 am

      Just some good old Jigaboos doing what they do best, walking the streets during the day while the rest of us work. Just gotta keep on trying to scam, it’s a full time job for these street savages. Fear not, he will be dead in a year. Fentanyl or a bullet, pick the poison. Meanwhile Rachel Rollins will fight for his right to swing through the trees in Brockton.

  • We wuz kangz
    June 6, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    No we is dindus

    June 6, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Fucking worthless DINDU!

  • Raised by baboons
    June 6, 2019 at 8:44 pm

    Fuck you Rachel rollins and liawatha why don’t you do us all a favor go dig a hole in the sand and Bury your heads in it. Pieces of shit like you Are ruining this country. What the hell is wrong with you ,Whoever raised you did a seriously shitty job Next you’re going to tell us that we don’t need borders. if you don’t like Law and order Get the fuck out Because I guarantee You snowflakes wouldn’t last two minutes in a anarchy world So keep wishing for it you dumb Fucks , defending Someone that’s posing as A national grid worker are you serious . Do you know what’s the best home defense It’s called the judge and not the one that works in the courts so don’t come to my house posing as someone you are not because you might leave as someone no one will recognize

    • Rachael Rollins
      June 6, 2019 at 10:19 pm

      Hey @baboon
      I hope the irony is not lost on you.
      Your anger is infantile in nature and your grammar is far worse.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    June 6, 2019 at 7:12 pm

    Police brutality ? Seriously ???
    This is what these mooks call police brutality??
    Back in my day, that fight would have been over one hell of a lot faster…..after I laid my 24 oz spring loaded sap over his noggin’ !
    It was almost always followed up by a radio call to the station.
    ” I’ll have on under arrest. Enroute to the station, via the hospital”.
    These low-lifes don’t know how good they have it today !

    • Clarence Woods Emerson
      Yo momma
      June 6, 2019 at 8:09 pm

      Sounds like you’re part of the problem

  • whatevuh
    June 6, 2019 at 7:03 pm

    And they wonder why we call them ‘savages’ ?

  • Rachael Rollins
    June 6, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    Please come to Suffolk County. We do not prosecute this type of nonsense. We would also appoint a task force of individuals much like the upstanding victim here to look into this matter. These evil nazis in blue are interfering with one’s livelihood. We do not need law and/or order to keep the peace. It’s law enforcement that needs to be handcuffed.
    PS: Do not get me started on I.C.E.

  • mick jagger
    June 6, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    Unemployment is at an ALL-TIME low in Massachusetts. They’re hiring PRISONERS because there is so much work. If you are broke or on food stamps in today’s world, you are just garbage. Trash. It is easier now than it has ever been in the history of the world. That is a fact. If you’re unemployed/collect food stamps, it’s over. No hope at all.

  • Crispy C
    June 6, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    Police brutality doesn’t happen enough. This fuckstick is walking around trying to open someone’s door? Are you fucking shitting me?

    • Captain Trips
      Chevaun the National Grid Homie
      June 6, 2019 at 6:14 pm

      Whaz you talkin shit fo Crispy Crackah?

      I’se diddin do nuffin!

      No I’se be slidin to de mama’s crib to make some mo puddin fo dat pie if youz know what I sayin

  • Christopher Lettiere
    June 6, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    These type of NatGrid videos from Ring/Neighbors are posted daily. TB should make an account; it’s content for days.

  • Faxpayer
    June 6, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    the dude taping was black. he thought the dude was getting assaulted by cops. he didn’t try to help. nobody else did either. way to have each other’s backs. LOLOLOL. all that talking and they don’t do nuttin.

  • wtf
    June 6, 2019 at 4:27 pm

    I’ve been called/visited by young ratchet girls (music playing loudly in the background of the ones who call, white trash tattooed cigarette scented chick after 8:30 pm at my door) claiming to be National Grid supplier partners or whatever a few times, I always google the company they “supply” for and the reviews are horrible saying how it just adds random extra charges to your bill & doubles it! Good to know there’s actual scammers for Nat Grid that are just looking to break into your house on the spot, idk what’s worse!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    June 6, 2019 at 4:26 pm

    These jackbooted, white, skinhead cops brutally assaulted poor Chevaun just for working while black.

    • Jeff J
      Enough Already
      June 6, 2019 at 9:59 pm

      Ok ok…….your schtick with the Jackboots is getting old.

      • murdochpatsymcreynolds
        June 7, 2019 at 7:18 am

        You sir, sound like a member of the white patriarchy, who condones this type of police brutality from these jackbooted thugs.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    June 6, 2019 at 4:18 pm

    I run one of these mf’ers out of my apartment bldg (in Medford, of course, where I supposedly live) at least once a month. They claim to work for Nat’l Grid, but they’re just scammers.

    • Hmmmmm
      June 6, 2019 at 10:00 pm

      So you’re not the Julie the Jarhead that’s all over Medford social media? Sure you aren’t

  • Not Shocking
    June 6, 2019 at 4:09 pm

    Same shit different city. This could be any city in Massachusetts Such scumbags everywhere
    Keep voting D assholes and watch this state spiral down the drain

    • Mussolini
      June 6, 2019 at 4:26 pm

      It’s not the Democrats but, the demographics. Voting Republican will not fix these problems.

      • Mr. Bubba
        June 6, 2019 at 6:38 pm

        Fact. The People’s Republic of Massachusetts voting Democrat is NOTHING NEW!

      • Nope
        June 7, 2019 at 11:20 am

        Keep voting dem and you get rachel rollins and her protection for the brothas. Vote conservative and you get law and order.

  • Wade Boggs Taint
    June 6, 2019 at 4:08 pm

    If only John Wilkes Booth started a few years early.

    • Captain Trips
      A slave ship sighted! Open Fire!
      June 6, 2019 at 4:34 pm

      Thanks Abe Lincoln, you’re lucky you’re not around to see the mess you made

      • National G.R.I.D.S.
        June 6, 2019 at 7:11 pm

        To be fair, Lincoln didn’t want to live with them, he wanted to send them to Liberia, from which I hear is now Wakanda because WE WUZ KANGZ AND SHIEEETTTT!!!

        • z
          June 7, 2019 at 12:04 pm

          People don’t understand that some abolitionists considered black inferior.
          The fact that they thought slavery was immoral didn’t mean they considered other races equal.

          Not you National, because you seem to know this stuff, but looking up Liberia on wiki.

          “The Americo-Liberian settlers did not relate well to the indigenous peoples they encountered, especially those in communities of the more isolated “bush”. The colonial settlements were raided by the Kru and Grebo from their inland chiefdoms. Americo-Liberians developed as a small elite that held on to political power, and indigenous tribesmen were excluded from birthright citizenship in their own land until 1904, in an echo of the United States’ treatment of Native Americans.[10] Americo-Liberians promoted religious organizations to set up missions and schools to educate the indigenous peoples.”

          Yeah, going to back to Africa really worked out well. The reason is human beings and not the race of the human being.

          • National G.R.I.D.S.
            June 7, 2019 at 2:42 pm

            It’s genetics, dude. Europeans and Africans evolved differently due to environmental pressures. Africans are better suited to different environments. Western civilization is simply not suitable for Africans and other peoples.

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