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New Bedford Beef Buckets With 46 Dead Or Abused Animals In Their Hell Hole House Get No Jail Time Because The Court System Is a Joke

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I love it when the state continuously fails to lock people up for horrible behavior. I wasn’t writing here in June in 2015 but I read about this back then and nearly lost my lunch. Well, the verdict came in…

NEW BEDFORD – Authorities in two states are investigating a shocking case of animal cruelty that left dozens of animals dead or starving and led to the arrest of two city residents.The horror unfolded Wednesday night when New Bedford animal control officers, acting on a tip, went to a 596 S. Second St. apartment and found 46 animals, half of them dead, the other half badly malnourished. They included cats, rabbits, lizards and birds, as well as an emaciated German shepherd leashed to a doorknob and standing in its own waste. Emanuel Maciel, the city’s animal control director, said the stench was overpowering, and some live animals were found in cages with dead ones. Arrested on charges of animal cruelty were the animals’ owners, identified as Jake Brousseau, 24, of 441 Rivet St., and Sabrina Harding, 23, of the 596 S. Second St. address. They were held without bail Thursday and will undergo mental health examinations ordered by New Bedford District Court Judge James McGovern. The exam was to be done before the pair’s next court appearance today.

These two beef buckets, Sabrina Harding and Jake Brosseau, would “adopt” animals online and planned to sell them to turn a profit. The plan didn’t work out as well as they thought, because when police received a complaint, authorities found more than 46 emaciated or skeletal animals in their New Bedford apartment.

Some living animals were in cages along with dead ones. Lizards, cats, birds, and even a dog that was tied to a door handle, with no food or water, sitting in its own shit. A dead bird, found in a cage, had been there so long the only thing left of the poor bastard was feathers and bones.

I can’t process how people like this work.

“Polly has been quiet lately. Can you pass me the queso?”

Turns out they had a four year-old little daughter that would frequent the sty as well. Blech.

Needless to say, authorities charged these two with everything they could. Not that it mattered because, well, Massachusetts.

So, after a year and a half of playing the court system, these two walked free yesterday. They can’t have any animals anymore but not even a slap on the wrist. More like a hug and a cookie. A three year suspended sentence and they have to promise not to get a new hamster. They should be rotting in jail and now they are roaming the streets like nothing ever happened. I can’t tell you how mad this makes me. Is this a face that says…

People, for fucksakes, when you see someone selling animals on Facebook, which is against TOS for a reason, report it to authorities. Not to Facebook because no one works there. There are a million rescues and shelters that will make sure that animal is taken care of. If these people were living around poop, urine and the smell of dead animals, something tells me there should have been about fifteen red flags that original family should have seen before handing their pets over to Momma Boo Boo and her pleasure loaf.
For one, look at these people. She clearly can’t take care of herself. Think she’s going to be able to take care of Mittens? (and shut up whining about me being a “mean girl.” I’m not picking on the dork in high school. I’m tearing apart scumbags.) Secondly, the smell from that apartment would have been stuck to her like the soggy Cheetos she probably had in her bra. There is no way you can scrub off the smell of fat stink and dead critter. Lastly, don’t give your fucking animals away on Facebook. Simple as that. They should have found the people who handed these animals over to these slophogs and charged them too. Maybe if we started sitting people in jail, instead of giving them welfare benefits, it would make a difference in our quickly dwindling society. Oh, and did I mention, STOP GIVING YOUR ANIMALS AWAY ONLINE.


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28 Comment(s)
  • Tubthumpingutbucket
    June 3, 2017 at 7:02 am

    Can I get a double bucket of fried fuckwit chicken, extra lardass fries but hold the coleslaw and diet coke, can’t be seen to be too healthy in front of these two churro chompin, chin burgers.

  • Sterling Turtle Rider
    January 21, 2017 at 1:23 am

    I guess the ‘lady’ (I think), was too busy working on looking like a damn Dick Tracy villain to bother caring for all the animals… and how drunk does that guy have to get to stay with that? ugh…

  • Rider
    January 18, 2017 at 11:48 pm

    Great job exposing these two pieces of fat shit! They should rot in a jail cell. Poor defenseless animals left to STARVE. Disgusting and despicable. If there weren’t remains of the poor animals, I’d have sworn they ATE them. Fucking lardasses. Someone should pen them up and starve them. No tacquitos, Big Mac, hot dogs, fries, double stuffed oreos, Chef Boy Ardee or any other “health food” of choice. GROSS!

  • My 2 cents
    January 18, 2017 at 9:47 pm

    I am so absolutely pissed!! I can’t even think of anything worse to call these fuckin beasts that’s worse than you already have!! Thank you by the way!! How do they get away with no charges at all..WTF!! I have rescued animals a few times from ass licking douche bags like this.. That slime sucking moose needs to be chained to a door with no food and water..but by the looks of that beast I’m sure she probably eat the door before starving!! This is why I like animals more than most humans!! You are a hundred percent right!! NEVER give away animals for free… Because Phycos like these are ALWAYS on the prowl… The furbabies I rescued and rehome… I checked.. double checked then checked again into who they were going to… And I kept two and the rest now have amazing lives… because I still keep tabs!! Oh how I wish the TB family could somehow destroy them in a way they so deserve… public shaming just doesn’t seem enough…well Because look at them… Even the amazingly hilarious names that only you guys can come up with are still compliments to these disgusting creatures!! But at least I take comfort in knowing that as many followers you have will make alot of people aware of these nightmare causing faces!! Oh if only I could read a story soon about their pain and suffering!! also, they have a child?? That’s even scarier!!

  • True Reality Speaks
    Mirror Mirror
    January 18, 2017 at 8:33 pm

    No jail – no nuthin.

    Thank a lib!

  • Mistressveila
    January 18, 2017 at 8:14 pm

    Just horrible. ..they look like they ate them as well

  • Emily
    January 18, 2017 at 4:23 pm

    OMG. What the fuck is wrong with Massachusetts. They should be locked up and throw away the key. This is disgusting on so many levels. A German Shepherd tied to the door! I am owned by a German Shepherd and that alone makes me want to get a rope and find a tree!! This makes me so angry. Someone better be checking to make sure they don’t get any more pets. DCF better make sure the child stays away as well

  • JoeMomma
    January 18, 2017 at 3:51 pm

    Are you sure they are not eating the animals?
    They sure look like they don’t miss too many meals……….

  • G. Rundle
    January 18, 2017 at 2:31 pm

    That chick looks like a real life snapchat filter…

  • Eaton Beaver
    January 18, 2017 at 2:09 pm

    They probably couldn’t send them to jail because the state couldn’t afford to feed them. And the woman (i am assuming she is a woman because you would need a forklift to pick up her belly and check the sex) looks like a thumb with a face.

  • DJ Trump
    January 18, 2017 at 1:29 pm

    Typical urban animal lovers. These folks have taken just it a little too far though.
    Can’t feed ’em? Don’t breed ’em!
    – this applies to chil’run too.

  • KimberlyS
    January 18, 2017 at 1:14 pm

    WHERE IS THE KID???? Someone please tell me that they lost custody of the little girl!!! If you can’t take care of animals, you CAN’T TAKE CARE OF A CHILD!!!!!

    • January 18, 2017 at 1:15 pm

      Safe. The grandparents have her.

      • KimberlyS
        January 18, 2017 at 1:25 pm


      • John Galt
        January 18, 2017 at 1:48 pm

        Safe-ish. Look at how the grandparents did with their 1st attempt at parenting.

        • KimberlyS
          January 18, 2017 at 1:51 pm

          Good point.

    • Tubthumpingutbucket
      June 5, 2017 at 1:53 pm

      They probably ate the kid!

  • Sabrina Harding
    January 18, 2017 at 1:06 pm

    “Ah, chicaboog noon-eeg Solo. Tah keeng sa leeng ah pak mugglah, peeska chatah kung bantha poodoo!”


    • Sabrina Harding
      January 18, 2017 at 1:08 pm

      Translation: “It’s too late for that Solo. You may have been a good smuggler but now you’re bantha fodder.”

      • January 18, 2017 at 1:26 pm

        This is the most perfect comment ever.

  • Turd Burglestein
    January 18, 2017 at 1:04 pm

    Dayum…that nasty beast looking thing on the right…that’s the 1st time I’ve ever seen someone’s neck swallow their chin. Her neck is literally fatter than her head. How does someone eat enough food to accomplish that?

    • Rk
      January 18, 2017 at 2:51 pm

      According to my sources, that’s actually bobnmic

  • Paul Larson
    January 18, 2017 at 12:45 pm

    Jeffrey Dahmer (a progressive democrat, probably) was a homosexual alcoholic who was suspected of raping 2 service men yet was still honorably discharged. Due to the honorable nature of the discharge and his culinary skills, he was hired by Woodrow Wilson as a personal chef. Wilson was particularly fond of Italian cuisine and Asian fusion. Mussolini admired this. During a holiday feast, Wilson remarked at how tender the evening’s roast appeared to be. He inquired of his personal chef what made the cut so succulent. Dahmer responded that it was “Italian/Asian fusion”. Woodrow Wilson developed a taste for Dahmer’s cuisine and often invited Pol Pot (Khmer hero, enemy to Vietnam, so I like ‘um), a close friend, also with a fondness for Asian fusion, to join him at dinner. Pot often supplied the roasts for Dahmer to season and prepare. Woodrow Wilson is a cannibal. He fucks sheep and eats humans.

    Paul Larson

    • Talisman
      January 18, 2017 at 12:55 pm

      That’s some Reader’s Digest meets Twilight Zone shit right there. Dark and demented, yet informative and topical. These two lard sloths have certainly devoured a person or three

    • Paul Larson
      January 20, 2017 at 8:25 pm

      I did not write the above post.

      Paul Larson

  • Talisman
    January 18, 2017 at 12:43 pm

    Sweet Baby Jesus, these porkopotami need to be exterminated. Somebody lace a gravy truck with a shitload of cyanide and dump it in the street by their house.

  • Rk
    January 18, 2017 at 12:36 pm

    jabba the hut lives

  • Jim McGovern
    January 18, 2017 at 12:30 pm

    Just to clarify,

    The careful reader may have noticed that there was a Judge James McGovern mentioned in this post. Yes, this is in fact me, your 2nd Congressional district representative. I have a side gig working in the courts when a real judge is out. Kind of like a substitute teacher. I mean, I can only cut ribbons for so many hours in the day so I had to fill the time…

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