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Fall River Father And Son Sweathogs Steal From And Return Stolen Goods From Every Home Depot In South Shore, Wisely Sell Gift Cards On Facebook 

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Sun ChronicleA father and son were arraigned Tuesday in Attleboro District Court on charges they stole $600 in rolls of wire from Home Depot and may face charges for similar thefts at other of the chain’s stores. William R. Bruce, 51, and his 19-year-old son Robert, both of Fall River, were ordered held in jail on bail after pleading innocent to larceny and receiving stolen property. William Bruce also was wanted on federal marijuana peddling charges and was ordered held without bail. Robert Bruce was ordered held on $500 cash bail.

Assistant District Attorney Jessica Hanley said the suspects may face charges in other courts because police reports indicate the men are suspects in similar thefts at Home Depot stores in Taunton, Bridgewater and Providence. Police found Home Depot receipts in Robert Bruce’s pockets and suspect he may have stolen merchandise at one store and gone to another to return the merchandise for cash, police said. Police also found in their truck a $250 nail gun allegedly stolen from Home Depot. Robert Bruce also allegedly admitted to stealing a roll of wire from the store Saturday.

What a family!

Nothing says father-son bonding quite like hitting up every Home Deport within a 20 mile radius of Fall River for the sole purpose of stealing $600 worth of wire and some power drills, and then returning it for store credit.

Not sure exactly how they got caught, but a turtle rider did find this dandy of a post over on a Facebook market page….

Oh for fuck’s sake. Haven’t you sweathogs ever done this before? Selling $96.20 worth of gift cards for $80 is a DEAD GIVEAWAY that you’re up to some sort of scam. And whatever you do, don’t sell that shit using your REAL NAME, including your REAL PICTURES, on the most trafficked website in the world.

It’s all good though because he stands for the National Anthem while watching football games at home:

Plus he’s a fourth degree black belt.

Don’t get it twisted Billy, you live in Fall River. Sure, you might rob stores occasionally in Rehoboth and drive down property value, but your ass lives in Fall River. As if that wasn’t abundantly clear already.

From the looks of it I don’t even think the cops have seen this one yet because it’s still up. So yea, if the Providence, Taunton, Bridgewater, Fall River or whatever police are investigating this are looking for some more evidence, here ya go.

2 Comment(s)
  • The Vorlon
    June 4, 2018 at 5:04 pm

    I don’t get it–HD security arrests people who walk out of the stores with an extra pencil, yet these Mensa students are walking out with rolls of sweet coppery goodness?

    • Diet Cokehead
      June 5, 2018 at 5:01 am

      Anyone care to pull his DD214? This behavior seems incongruent with that of his claims of Special Forces…

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