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Fall River Fightin’ FupaMom Is Being Charged For Assault, Makes Video With Teenage Daughter Bragging About Beating Up Another Child, While Other Ratchet Daughter Defends Her

Earlier in the week I wrote a blog about a Fall River FupaRat who wisely decided to play ringside coach for her daughter while she beat the living snot out of another teenage girl. The video was pretty ratchetacular to behold, and ended with the All-Star Mother grabbing the girl by her hair,


before marching her brood of crotch fruit off to make a victory video that was wisely posted online. Of course, there was a totally reasonable explanation for all this, you guys.



You might be a ratchet if your follow up post to the viral video of you encouraging your high schooler to beat the brakes off a bitch starts with “Some shit went down.” This entire post is full of minimization, denial and outright lies. For instance, “I never bragged”.


Charming. Great parenting you’ve got there. But then of course the “my kid was bulllied” excuses came rolling in:


First of all, the video above does not appear to be a meek little girl who has been relentlessly bullied. Second of all, if your kid is getting death threats and being constantly harassed and bullied, there are numerous options between you and a sidewalk smackdown. They include.

  1. Contacting the school
  2. Contacting the parents
  3. Calling the police
  4. Coaching your child at home on how to (non violently) stick up for herself.
  5. Not poking at the kid and egging it on if they do fight.


Apparent none of this occurred to Mommy Dearest. She must’ve missed that class in Parenting 101.

And also, by some accounts, it’s her kid who is the bully.


Huh. Go figure. Mom of the year is raising a rapid little hoodrat. Color me shocked. Oh wait….don’t. I saw this twist coming, as did most reasonable adults.


Because you see, you fucking Fupapotomus, we live in a civilized society, and your job as a parent is to raise the fruit of your womb to be relatively happy, healthy, well adjusted members of it. As an adult you simply cannot go around attacking others like a wild fucking chimpanzee when they draw your ire. That’s a one way ticket to abject poverty and jail. This is relatively simple stuff, that Mama Mufferbutter should understand, especially because apparently she’s getting charged for roughing up someone else’s kid.


Huh. Also saw that coming. And since homegirl here is such a great mom, another one of her rapid little animals came on to defend Mother Ratchet:


While vowing that she, too, would be willing to “catch a case”,


…And yet, somehow she thinks she’s going to be a DCF worker.


Good luck with that one, sweetheart.


28 Comment(s)
  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    June 2, 2019 at 9:21 pm

    Just the fact she is being charged is a miracle. It is Fall River, home of Mayor Jazz and crew. The ratchets get wilder and wilder with each blog….

  • Jan
    June 1, 2019 at 7:38 pm

    Wonder how this kid would have turned out if she had a real mother instead of wanna b tough broad .

  • Brian Williams
    June 1, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    I saw the whole thing unfold.

    • Anderson Cooper
      June 2, 2019 at 10:41 am

      I also saw the whole thing unfold – from waist high water from Hurricane Florence.

      • Matt Lauer
        June 3, 2019 at 9:07 am

        I was planning on reporting about this, but I had two interns trapped in my office!

  • Ray Patriarca
    Adam Schiff's greasy yarmulke
    June 1, 2019 at 4:21 pm

    Momma looks like she’s taken more pipe than the Alaskan Pipeline over the years. Speak near her crotch and you’d probably hear an echo !

  • LOB
    June 1, 2019 at 1:12 pm

    Both of them are nasty HOE’S! Both of them would be a cure to anyone who took an ED pill and was suffering from a 4 hour erection! After seeing these 2 , my willy wouldn’t be wonkin!!!!

    • marilynsantos45
      June 2, 2019 at 7:12 pm

      Lol good one

  • brianmorris1976
    Dick Trickle
    June 1, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Her dry heaving at the end of the video is my favorite part.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    June 1, 2019 at 9:46 am

    Take this bitch’s pic and post it in all boot camp barracks. It’ll negate any sex drive better than all of the saltpeter on the planet

  • Rachania
    June 1, 2019 at 8:40 am

    Clearly that whole family is trash, a bunch of low life losers

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    June 1, 2019 at 5:37 am

    Limerick of the day:-

    The girlfriend of Manny from the Azores
    Had a pussy all covered in sores
    The dogs in the street
    Wouldn’t eat the green meat
    That hung down in festoons from her drawers.

    Dick Scratcher, aged 8 and a 1/2.

  • Azore Manny
    June 1, 2019 at 12:16 am

    She gross. Definitely lost her virginity and started smoking when other girls in 4th grade were collecting beanie babies. 8th grade was as good a time as any to quit school and have a baby with 20 year old Manny from the Azores. He’s not the best earner of the 3 babydaddy, but he see his son every year at the feast.

  • Jeff J
    That's It
    May 31, 2019 at 7:34 pm

    She actually made that “RECKLESS” tshirt into a homemade f’ing tank top. I’m dead…….

  • Jeff J
    Let Me Say It Again
    May 31, 2019 at 7:22 pm

    Again with the NO PUNCTUATION!! This seems to be 1 glaring thing these fucks have in common. Why the fuck can’t you hit a period or a comma? Is that to much to ask? Looks like blatant punctuationism to me. You all should be ashamed of yourselves.

    • Kim Wescott
      June 1, 2019 at 9:52 pm

      Sentensographs. Love it

  • The Name Game
    May 31, 2019 at 6:45 pm

    Hey Lauriane “Razz” Berry, nice twin biceps tats with your fat LL Cool J lookalike wannabe, your thunder ass and thighs, how do all these supposed bullies text your daughter? Why has she given them her cell phone number? Why does stepdad have to send HER to get him a grinder, can’t he get off his own fat ass and get it himself? Just trash all around.

  • whatevuh
    May 31, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    And they wonder why we call them savages, and why Trump is trying to stop more of them from coming here . . . . . BUILD THE WALL MAGA

  • z
    May 31, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    There’s a mom and daughter pair in NH that could kick your ass.
    I know this guy who knows this guy that has fights in abandoned factories.
    I could get him in touch with you and them and get something going.

    No blades, no broken Henny bottles. Other than that, no rules.
    What’s you say?
    If you put up some money and lose you’d better have it on you.
    He’s not taking IOUs.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    May 31, 2019 at 4:59 pm

    …” people are so fuking [sic] demented it’s insane.” (Lauriane Berry, 2019)
    Truer words have never been written.

    • randall fagman
      June 1, 2019 at 7:59 am

      Learn to pronounce
      adverb: sic

      used in brackets after a copied or quoted word that appears odd or erroneous to show that the word is quoted exactly as it stands in the original, as in a story must hold a child’s interest and “enrich his [ sic ] life.”.
      Most of you didn’t know this but everyone knows Randall is a fucking moron

  • John Blutarsky
    May 31, 2019 at 4:51 pm

    When I see a long, wordy rant with ZERO FUCKING PUNCTUATION, I won’t even bother to read the bullshit they wrote. Fucking illiterate ghetto junkies.

  • Democrat Political Consultant
    May 31, 2019 at 4:49 pm

    Ah yes, my core constituency.

  • Karma Bus
    Ratchetsaurous Rex
    May 31, 2019 at 3:16 pm

    DCFS worker huh? Looks as if her “karma” came in a different package How about I smack the fucking shit out of her and then her daughters. Disgusting!

  • hartf811
    May 31, 2019 at 2:41 pm

    Hyannisport should be napalmed as retribution for Teddy Chivas’ landmark 1965 ruling letting all of the unwashed, cultureless vermin onto our shores.

    • bigdaddy
      May 31, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      I think Lawrence would be a better place to start

    • ratchetswoken
      May 31, 2019 at 4:06 pm

      “Our shores”? No. They’re not “our shores”. Work on being able to say “our bathmat”, or “our crayon”. You don’t have anything. There is no “our”.

      • hartf811
        Hart Ford
        June 2, 2019 at 6:15 am

        If it was not for the addictive properties of Tobacco and civilized mans need for clothing you would still be digging grubs out of the dirt with primitive tools. When I say “ our shores” I don’t mean “your”.

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